[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Wait, if I remember your seniority correctly..." Osamu Dazai was already knocked out by the thunder.

Unexpectedly, Chuya, how long have we not seen each other?

Not only are you getting younger in age, but you are also playing with each other to grow up?

Although to a certain extent, he is more like the one who was raised.Subconsciously ignoring the slightest bit of unhappiness in his heart, Osamu Dazai attributed it to the natural torch complex of single dogs towards lovers.

As Xiguo, oh no, it is a famous big monster with a cold personality in the Warring States period. For the human being in front of him, if it was not because of the involvement of the little uncle, people would not even take a look at it.

"Hmph, stupid human beings, the marriage contract between Master Sesshomaru and Master Zhongyuan was already established by Master Lingyueji 100 years ago."

Many times, the evil views that exist as the voice of Sesshomaru, because of their unrestrained speech, are either trampled by Sesshomaru, or they are dying on the road of being crushed by a foot.But this time, Sesshomaru acquiesced to the chatter of wrong views for a certain purpose, which undoubtedly contributed to the prestige of wrong views.

Holding the human-headed stick, he climbed onto the head of Nakahara Chuya who was the closest to him, and the whole monster put his hips on his hips, "For big monsters like Sesshomaru-sama and Nakahara-sama, in order to ensure The bloodline of the big monster is so pure that people choose to marry relatives. Moreover, the two adults have no blood relationship!"

What?Are you talking about seniority?

Hmm... If you really want to be entangled in the issue of seniority in the world of monsters, to be honest, just follow the age of those big monsters that start with a thousand years old...

If you get too entangled, the monster race will probably be extinct long ago_(:з」∠)_.

Unfortunately, the two most popular ways of getting married among the Yaozu at the moment, one is the supremacy of strength, this way can refer to Dou Yawang and Ling Yueji.The other is true love that has become popular in recent years. For details, you can refer to the love story of King Dou Ya. This time, the heroine is the human being. It’s sixteen nights. For this poignant love story, a generation of big monsters fell. .

Among them, King Douya's age is more than enough to be the ancestor of Shiliuye in the human world.

That's why when he saw an adult, he said that human beings are rare and strange, tsk tsk.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

In the impression of Chuya Zhongyuan, he seemed to have never seen this man who was so powerful before being beaten up, and felt extremely novel in his heart, so he chose to ignore the man's probing eyes.

Because... this matter is really complicated for him.

For a while, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't know where to explain it.

However, for Osamu Dazai who is now heartbroken, it is a direct expression of Chuya's guilty conscience!

Sister Hongye, he also changed his mind in your family, he has other dogs outside.

Kill. What a big dog. Shengwan: Hehe, hot chicken human beings.

"Chuya, do you want to go see your mother with me?"

He said doubtful words, but Sesshomaru himself did not give Nakahara Chuya a chance to come, and directly pulled his nominal little uncle up, and left the room full of disgusting human smells.

For the little milk dog he watched growing up, Mr. Zhongyuan has always been patient with 12 points. After thinking about it for a while, he knew that his big dog was worried that he would leave without saying goodbye suddenly, which would make the big sister angry, so he wanted to put him Take it away, one more fire target.

For Nakahara Chuya at this moment, compared to Dazai who is so angry that he vomits blood, of course his cute dog is more important.

"You boy, last time you said you would leave. If you hadn't brought your wrong views, you would have scared me and my eldest sister to death."

As he spoke, he walked out naturally.

At the moment when the two big monsters talked happily and walked out of the Japanese room, Osamu Dazai assured with his 2.0 eyesight that that damned scheming dog definitely laughed mockingly!

But, so what?

The Central Plains cadres, known as a flower in the port, are tyrannical to the outside world, one person can resist a regiment of humanoid weapons, but among the high-level port mafia, the Central Plains cadres have a very rare man/wife attribute in the mafia.

On this point, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was forced by the boss to take a vacation to soak in the hot springs because of his poor health, had the most say.

Not everyone can get the caring care of the Central Plains cadres like a spring breeze.

By the way, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, the quasi-reserve cadre who is known as the most evil person, who can give up resistance and run away after meeting, the thing he hates the most is taking a bath, not one of them.

However, during that hot spring trip, I hated bathing so much, let alone Akutagawa-kun who soaked in hot springs. I was stared at by Nakahara, Mama, Nakaya, and spent an unforgettable hot spring trip.

Facing the suffocating scorching sun, I finally bought the iced drink I found after running for half a street, and watched the market that belonged exclusively to monsters very intimately, leaving behind for Lord God Judge and Lord Central Plains. Ample time alone for the two of you.

Calculating that the time was almost up, California Qingguang came back with three cups of cold drinks in his hands.

There is no imaginary tension, and it can be said that there is no pink bubble that exists in the dream. There is only a back view of the master of the Central Plains and the legendary young master of the West Kingdom leaving gracefully, and the specious words that seem to be seen by the parents announcing the wedding date.

This... If he remembers correctly, isn't the legendary Xiguo Xiguo's mistress Ling Yueji's concubine, Sesshoumaru Mirai's younger father?

What kind of direction is this tm?

I shrink with you, with this trend, until now, I dare not even act in TV dramas like this, okay!

At the beginning, because he was going to the West Country, he, California Kiyomitsu, was a reliable swordsman in the Okita group, but he deliberately inquired with more than three monks and witches, okay?

This operation... Coach!This question is beyond the outline!

"Master God Judge, you..." opened his mouth, but as a knife, he has never experienced such a thing. So far, he has looked at his God Judge with a completely forgiving look .

Don't know how to comfort at all.

He could only silently push the extra glass of iced drink in front of the lonely Dazai, "If you're in a bad mood, just eat some sweets."

"California Jun QAQ~"

"Yes!"

In California Qingguang's impression, Lord God Judge has always been the kind of cynical person. If you have to say it, it is the kind of person who can laugh and say, oh, oh, so scared.The kind of person who turns around and falls asleep again.

For the first time, his dejected expression reached the point where the kaomoji materialized, and he was a little overwhelmed.And he has already calculated in his heart the possibility of robbing the big monster's wedding and successfully robbing Master Zhongyuan.

"I'm really not reconciled, no matter how I say it, I'm more attractive than the dwarf." Biting the spoon angrily, Osamu Dazai complained vaguely, "But why is it that the dwarf is about to get out of the order? Why do I still not have a beautiful young lady to die in love with me QAQ?"

California Qingguang: "Huh?"

Haha, no wonder you are lonely.