[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die
Chapter 157 Beautiful Mr. Mermaid~
Until the sound of water in the bathroom sounded, Mr. Dazai was in an unreal trance.
Director, this script is wrong.
In the script in Mr. Dazai’s mind, there are Chuya who is shy after waking up, and Chuya who is so angry that he wants to fight him to the death, but there is no such thing, so calmly put on the loose jeans, leaning on the upper body, and went straight to Such a bathroom.
This is too calm, right?
Even when he followed closely behind and squeezed in the moment Jaejo closed the bathroom door, he didn't seem surprised at all, and only warned in a low voice, "Osamu Dazai, be more honest."
Never mind.
This is really inconsistent with the setting of Chuya's violent character.
Or is it that a thousand-year-old virgin like Xianglu will actually become more open after doing it once?
Mr. Nakahara, who quickly took a battle bath, doesn't know what his ex-partner and current boyfriend are thinking, otherwise he probably wouldn't mind showing sincerity to this bandage-wasting device whose brain is connected to the black hole of the universe ' Full of little punches.
Taking care of himself again, Mr. Zhongyuan looked at the dense bullet holes on the ceiling of the living room and the broken desks and chairs, and was a little puzzled. Were they so violent last night?
Resigned to his fate, he took out his mobile phone and started making calls to let professionals come to deal with the aftermath.
We should also be thankful that this hotel happened to be a new contact point of Maffia, and the logistics staff were notified to come to deal with the aftermath. Mr. Nakahara sat on the only undamaged big bed in the entire suite, crossed his legs, and asked lazily, "Dazai, Are you still running away? Maybe the boss will come over later, if you are caught by then, I will not save you."
"Oh." Mr. Dazai, who walked out of the bathroom in a foggy suit, couldn't hide his sadness. He complained half-truthfully, "It's said that couples are married for a day, and Chuya and we are married for a day anyway. You are so cruel?"
"If you don't shut up, Dazai, I don't mind letting you see a more cruel side of me."
Clearly feeling the flashing murderous intent, Mr. Dazai sat quietly among the ruins for an instant, the only one-legged stool that looked relatively intact.
And made a movement of closing the zipper with his hand on his mouth.
Then the two people who looked at each other and hated each other took out their mobile phones, and scrolled through Twitter in boredom.
Both of them are well aware of the fact that Sen Owai will not come here.
after all…
No matter how hard Akutagawa worked hard in the arrest work back then, he was able to trace the tail of Dazai's whereabouts when the high-level collectively released the water, which was considered excellent.
Although it does not rule out the possibility that a man with a bad taste deliberately leaked his whereabouts.
That poor kid too.
"Chu also was thinking about other men just now!"
The small radar on Mr. Dazai's head beeped, causing him to raise his head with a hiss, his iris-colored eyes moved away from the small mobile phone screen, and he complained sadly.
"Dazai, you are enough."
"Look, Chuya, you don't even deny it! You must be thinking of other men!" Osamu Dazai pushed forward, "Could it be that I didn't satisfy you last night?"
When Mr. Dazai drove suddenly, after receiving the call, he led his team to the hotel's logistics team leader non-stop, swiped in with the key card.
Obviously, both he and the team members behind him are all tall and thick, and the old men who are wearing tight black suits still can't hide their strong muscles, because they are trembling at this moment because they heard what they shouldn't listen to.
They who accidentally overheard the boudoir fun of the Central Plains cadre and his hot little lover, especially, the tone of the little lover seemed...
The Central Plains cadres are still not satisfied with the appearance of this little lover with a slightly rough voice.
Even though they were very restrained, the team members standing at the door still couldn't control their eyes from looking at the lower body of the Central Plains cadres.
Unexpectedly, the seemingly super-strong Central Plains cadre turned out to be an embroidered pillow...
No, what we should be most concerned about now is whether we will be silenced by the angry Central Plains cadres...
After a while of eye contact, Xi Yi's eyes turned to the captain standing in front of them, who still held the room card in his hand.
"..."
The logistics captain, who was treated as a life-saving straw by the team members who were more than twice his size behind him, felt a little bit of pressure.
He took out his handkerchief and wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead as if he was nervous.
"Central Plains cadres, Ozawa Tengichiro of the logistics team came to report."
"…Um."
To be honest, Mr. Zhongyuan also felt a little embarrassed at this time, he coughed lightly, suppressing the slight discomfort, "Clean up this place."
"Yes!"
Knowing that this chapter has been turned over, Ozawa Tengichiro let out a sigh of relief in his heart, waved his hand, and signaled the people behind to follow.
In such a tragic struggle, the Central Plains cadre must have fought fiercely with the enemy last night. Even so, he could still have a fight with his little lover.
He really deserves to be a strong Kyushu man.
Ozawa Tengichiro, who didn't dare to look up, did not salute again until Nakahara Nakahara took Dazai's hand and walked to the door, "Mr. Nakahara, go slowly."
Then, his respectful expression froze.
He finally saw clearly the appearance of the man who spent the night with the Central Plains cadres last night.
This is obviously the traitor who has been hanging on the black market all year round and was not removed from Maffia's internal forum until recently - Osamu Dazai?
Sensing the eyes focused on him, Dazai-san turned his head while following Chuya, "Shh."
The warning and malice in that glance directly made Ozawa Tengichiro return as if he had walked through the Santu River.
It wasn't until there were no traces of the two of them at the door that Ozawa Tengichiro recovered from the feeling of falling into an ice cave.
Hearing the team members finally have the courage to make fun of Chuya Nakahara's obscenities, Ozawa Tengichiro thought of those abyss-like iris-colored eyes stripped of any human emotion.
Fear strikes again.
"Shut up and work hard!"
All this was just a small episode for Osamu Dazai and Nakahara, because a more severe test came after Mr. Nakahara received a phone call.
"Chuya, what happened?"
"Sister Jiang Hua's spaceship has arrived ahead of schedule."
"??!!"
It was such a fucking unfortunate coincidence.
Mr. Dazai, who had already delivered the liqueur chocolate and Chuya's most irresistible wine to his home, and practiced 36 ways to eat slugs in his mind, curled his lips.
"so?"
"Let's go to the West Country right now!"
Saying so, but they came to a cliff.
"Wow, Chuya, have you finally figured out that you want to die with me?"
Standing on the edge of the cliff, with Mr. Dazai's professional eyes, he walked around the edge of the cliff several times, kept looking and nodding.
This is really a perfect cliff for jumping off a cliff and committing suicide.
"I didn't expect you, Chuya, to have poor taste in clothes, but you have a good eye for choosing to die for love with me!"
Mr. Dazai, who has not suffered from illness for many years, was eager to try. He even started warm-up exercises, doing small jumps on the spot for half a minute. After confirming that he had warmed up sufficiently, his eyes lit up, "Chuya, shall we die in love together now? Wait Wait, the first step in jumping off a cliff is to write a suicide note!"
As expected of Maffia's brains, even if he is dazzled by a sudden surprise, he can still complement the imperfections in his partner's plan by instinct.
With such high professionalism, he wanted to applaud the man.
"Dazai you..."
"Um??!!"
With a sudden effort, Mr. Zhongyuan kicked the unsuspecting man off the cliff from behind.
Immediately he also jumped down.
"No!!!" The martyrdom he imagined must be holding hands, he and Chuya feel the suffocation and pleasure of death together!
what is this!
What kind of! !
Sure enough, the man named Nakahara Chuya is his nemesis, and it hasn't changed a bit even now! !
Lying on the soft grass, breathing the fresh air again, Mr. Dazai rolled to the side without warning.
He successfully avoided the pair of black sheepskin boots that fell from the sky.
"Tsk."
Mr. Zhongyuan, who failed to hit it with a single blow, clicked his tongue. The moment he landed, the aura of the Xiguo's fierce beast that had been restrained erupted at this moment.
"Respectfully invite Lord Central Plains to return to the West Kingdom."
The person who came to greet him was a veteran of the Western Kingdom. He knelt down respectfully, and was very happy for the return of the former guardian of the Western Kingdom from the bottom of his heart.
"Where's Miss Lingyue?"
"Your Highness ordered, my lord, go to Cloud Castle as soon as you come back." The veteran replied, and thoughtfully walked in front with half a step to lead the way for the long-lost Lord Zhongyuan.
He kicked Osamu Dazai who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, "Dazai is gone."
Then...Mr. Nakahara discovered many interesting phenomena.
"Human?" No, no, after a light sniff, Mr. Zhongyuan carefully distinguished the smell on the street, "Half-demon?"
And it's the kind of half-demon whose blood has been diluted countless times.
"When the Western Kingdom separated from the human world, many human villages were involved." The answer from this historical veteran was vague.
But Zhongyuanzhong can probably guess that this may be the change that the girl named Ling brought to Xiguo in the evil view.
"Chuya, if it's about the smell, why not just smell mine? What's so interesting about that kind of shriveled little boy who hasn't grown up yet!" Mr. Dazai puffed his cheeks, and almost wrote the words on his face. I'm not happy with four big characters anymore.
Nakahara Chuya: ...
You are really capable, you will even eat the vinegar of a child, Dazai.
Director, this script is wrong.
In the script in Mr. Dazai’s mind, there are Chuya who is shy after waking up, and Chuya who is so angry that he wants to fight him to the death, but there is no such thing, so calmly put on the loose jeans, leaning on the upper body, and went straight to Such a bathroom.
This is too calm, right?
Even when he followed closely behind and squeezed in the moment Jaejo closed the bathroom door, he didn't seem surprised at all, and only warned in a low voice, "Osamu Dazai, be more honest."
Never mind.
This is really inconsistent with the setting of Chuya's violent character.
Or is it that a thousand-year-old virgin like Xianglu will actually become more open after doing it once?
Mr. Nakahara, who quickly took a battle bath, doesn't know what his ex-partner and current boyfriend are thinking, otherwise he probably wouldn't mind showing sincerity to this bandage-wasting device whose brain is connected to the black hole of the universe ' Full of little punches.
Taking care of himself again, Mr. Zhongyuan looked at the dense bullet holes on the ceiling of the living room and the broken desks and chairs, and was a little puzzled. Were they so violent last night?
Resigned to his fate, he took out his mobile phone and started making calls to let professionals come to deal with the aftermath.
We should also be thankful that this hotel happened to be a new contact point of Maffia, and the logistics staff were notified to come to deal with the aftermath. Mr. Nakahara sat on the only undamaged big bed in the entire suite, crossed his legs, and asked lazily, "Dazai, Are you still running away? Maybe the boss will come over later, if you are caught by then, I will not save you."
"Oh." Mr. Dazai, who walked out of the bathroom in a foggy suit, couldn't hide his sadness. He complained half-truthfully, "It's said that couples are married for a day, and Chuya and we are married for a day anyway. You are so cruel?"
"If you don't shut up, Dazai, I don't mind letting you see a more cruel side of me."
Clearly feeling the flashing murderous intent, Mr. Dazai sat quietly among the ruins for an instant, the only one-legged stool that looked relatively intact.
And made a movement of closing the zipper with his hand on his mouth.
Then the two people who looked at each other and hated each other took out their mobile phones, and scrolled through Twitter in boredom.
Both of them are well aware of the fact that Sen Owai will not come here.
after all…
No matter how hard Akutagawa worked hard in the arrest work back then, he was able to trace the tail of Dazai's whereabouts when the high-level collectively released the water, which was considered excellent.
Although it does not rule out the possibility that a man with a bad taste deliberately leaked his whereabouts.
That poor kid too.
"Chu also was thinking about other men just now!"
The small radar on Mr. Dazai's head beeped, causing him to raise his head with a hiss, his iris-colored eyes moved away from the small mobile phone screen, and he complained sadly.
"Dazai, you are enough."
"Look, Chuya, you don't even deny it! You must be thinking of other men!" Osamu Dazai pushed forward, "Could it be that I didn't satisfy you last night?"
When Mr. Dazai drove suddenly, after receiving the call, he led his team to the hotel's logistics team leader non-stop, swiped in with the key card.
Obviously, both he and the team members behind him are all tall and thick, and the old men who are wearing tight black suits still can't hide their strong muscles, because they are trembling at this moment because they heard what they shouldn't listen to.
They who accidentally overheard the boudoir fun of the Central Plains cadre and his hot little lover, especially, the tone of the little lover seemed...
The Central Plains cadres are still not satisfied with the appearance of this little lover with a slightly rough voice.
Even though they were very restrained, the team members standing at the door still couldn't control their eyes from looking at the lower body of the Central Plains cadres.
Unexpectedly, the seemingly super-strong Central Plains cadre turned out to be an embroidered pillow...
No, what we should be most concerned about now is whether we will be silenced by the angry Central Plains cadres...
After a while of eye contact, Xi Yi's eyes turned to the captain standing in front of them, who still held the room card in his hand.
"..."
The logistics captain, who was treated as a life-saving straw by the team members who were more than twice his size behind him, felt a little bit of pressure.
He took out his handkerchief and wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead as if he was nervous.
"Central Plains cadres, Ozawa Tengichiro of the logistics team came to report."
"…Um."
To be honest, Mr. Zhongyuan also felt a little embarrassed at this time, he coughed lightly, suppressing the slight discomfort, "Clean up this place."
"Yes!"
Knowing that this chapter has been turned over, Ozawa Tengichiro let out a sigh of relief in his heart, waved his hand, and signaled the people behind to follow.
In such a tragic struggle, the Central Plains cadre must have fought fiercely with the enemy last night. Even so, he could still have a fight with his little lover.
He really deserves to be a strong Kyushu man.
Ozawa Tengichiro, who didn't dare to look up, did not salute again until Nakahara Nakahara took Dazai's hand and walked to the door, "Mr. Nakahara, go slowly."
Then, his respectful expression froze.
He finally saw clearly the appearance of the man who spent the night with the Central Plains cadres last night.
This is obviously the traitor who has been hanging on the black market all year round and was not removed from Maffia's internal forum until recently - Osamu Dazai?
Sensing the eyes focused on him, Dazai-san turned his head while following Chuya, "Shh."
The warning and malice in that glance directly made Ozawa Tengichiro return as if he had walked through the Santu River.
It wasn't until there were no traces of the two of them at the door that Ozawa Tengichiro recovered from the feeling of falling into an ice cave.
Hearing the team members finally have the courage to make fun of Chuya Nakahara's obscenities, Ozawa Tengichiro thought of those abyss-like iris-colored eyes stripped of any human emotion.
Fear strikes again.
"Shut up and work hard!"
All this was just a small episode for Osamu Dazai and Nakahara, because a more severe test came after Mr. Nakahara received a phone call.
"Chuya, what happened?"
"Sister Jiang Hua's spaceship has arrived ahead of schedule."
"??!!"
It was such a fucking unfortunate coincidence.
Mr. Dazai, who had already delivered the liqueur chocolate and Chuya's most irresistible wine to his home, and practiced 36 ways to eat slugs in his mind, curled his lips.
"so?"
"Let's go to the West Country right now!"
Saying so, but they came to a cliff.
"Wow, Chuya, have you finally figured out that you want to die with me?"
Standing on the edge of the cliff, with Mr. Dazai's professional eyes, he walked around the edge of the cliff several times, kept looking and nodding.
This is really a perfect cliff for jumping off a cliff and committing suicide.
"I didn't expect you, Chuya, to have poor taste in clothes, but you have a good eye for choosing to die for love with me!"
Mr. Dazai, who has not suffered from illness for many years, was eager to try. He even started warm-up exercises, doing small jumps on the spot for half a minute. After confirming that he had warmed up sufficiently, his eyes lit up, "Chuya, shall we die in love together now? Wait Wait, the first step in jumping off a cliff is to write a suicide note!"
As expected of Maffia's brains, even if he is dazzled by a sudden surprise, he can still complement the imperfections in his partner's plan by instinct.
With such high professionalism, he wanted to applaud the man.
"Dazai you..."
"Um??!!"
With a sudden effort, Mr. Zhongyuan kicked the unsuspecting man off the cliff from behind.
Immediately he also jumped down.
"No!!!" The martyrdom he imagined must be holding hands, he and Chuya feel the suffocation and pleasure of death together!
what is this!
What kind of! !
Sure enough, the man named Nakahara Chuya is his nemesis, and it hasn't changed a bit even now! !
Lying on the soft grass, breathing the fresh air again, Mr. Dazai rolled to the side without warning.
He successfully avoided the pair of black sheepskin boots that fell from the sky.
"Tsk."
Mr. Zhongyuan, who failed to hit it with a single blow, clicked his tongue. The moment he landed, the aura of the Xiguo's fierce beast that had been restrained erupted at this moment.
"Respectfully invite Lord Central Plains to return to the West Kingdom."
The person who came to greet him was a veteran of the Western Kingdom. He knelt down respectfully, and was very happy for the return of the former guardian of the Western Kingdom from the bottom of his heart.
"Where's Miss Lingyue?"
"Your Highness ordered, my lord, go to Cloud Castle as soon as you come back." The veteran replied, and thoughtfully walked in front with half a step to lead the way for the long-lost Lord Zhongyuan.
He kicked Osamu Dazai who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, "Dazai is gone."
Then...Mr. Nakahara discovered many interesting phenomena.
"Human?" No, no, after a light sniff, Mr. Zhongyuan carefully distinguished the smell on the street, "Half-demon?"
And it's the kind of half-demon whose blood has been diluted countless times.
"When the Western Kingdom separated from the human world, many human villages were involved." The answer from this historical veteran was vague.
But Zhongyuanzhong can probably guess that this may be the change that the girl named Ling brought to Xiguo in the evil view.
"Chuya, if it's about the smell, why not just smell mine? What's so interesting about that kind of shriveled little boy who hasn't grown up yet!" Mr. Dazai puffed his cheeks, and almost wrote the words on his face. I'm not happy with four big characters anymore.
Nakahara Chuya: ...
You are really capable, you will even eat the vinegar of a child, Dazai.
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