[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Otsutsuki Kaguya may be a great devil who is determined to destroy the world, but she is undoubtedly a good mother and a good sister when it comes to treating her relatives.

The so-called Aiwujiwu, for the widow (?) of her younger brother who came to the earth with her from an alien planet, Otsutsuki Kaguya subconsciously put him on the side of her own people.

"Oh, big sister Hui Ye, I don't want to get up without Chuya's kiss and hug." A muffled voice came from the ground.

Dazai Osamu's words were confirmed by Otsutsuki Kaguya's actions, but what is even more frightening is... the man who should have died slowly got up from the ground.

Except for the slit cut by Kunai on the left chest of his navy blue kimono, he is unscathed!

Strange...monster!

Even though human beings yearn for immortality, once they discover the existence of immortality, they will be terrified and immediately classify him as a different kind!

When the mentally weaker person looked at Osamu Dazai, his eyes were already frightened.

This made the man with a bad personality burst out laughing.

The sudden laughter echoed in the silent battlefield, and the fear that Otsutsuki Kaguya came to was not only not blown away by the untimely laughter, but it was like a dark cloud, covering everyone's heart gloomyly.

No one knows what kind of disaster the reunion of the monster that has been dormant for thousands of years, whose existence can be traced back to the mythical period, and Kaguya Otsuki, who destroys the world, will bring to the world.

Among Konoha's remaining combat power, Senju Hashirama, the only one who was able to fight Otsutsuki Kaguya with all his strength, only moved forward a step.

Osamu Dazai noticed it keenly, "Asura, you'd better not move around."

"Asura?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and introduced, "Yes, Miss Kaguya, this is the reincarnation of Asura."

He added maliciously to Senshou Hashirama, "This is the reincarnation of your grandson~"

"By the way, Uchiha Madara is Indra~"

"Based on seniority, Hashirama-san, you should be called uncle next~"

It can be said that if you find a boyfriend with a very high seniority, your seniority will also rise accordingly.

However, it is a pity that the people present did not have the idea of ​​establishing a relationship with Osamu Dazai.

Regardless of Dazai Osamu's warning, Senju Zhuma tried to regain the body of Uchiha Madara who was occupied by Hei Ze in one fell swoop.

then……

The moment he touched Uchiha Madara, his limbs began to disintegrate, like broken clay, fragmented, dissipated in the world, and returned to a handful of loess.

"Why?" At the last moment of disappearing, he looked at Osamu Dazai puzzled.

However, the only man who could give him the answer smiled and waved to him as always, "Goodbye, Hashirama-san~"

"Enough of your farce, Dazai"

Yes, Otsuki Kaguya summed up all of Osamu Dazai's actions as a farce, and she tolerated the farce with 12 points of patience.

The indifferent voice is like an angel blowing the horn to destroy the world.

"Of course, Big Sister Huiye." He stood on tiptoe, stuck his head out and looked behind him, "Then what about Chuya?"

Like a stone of hope, Mr. Dazai is eager to see through it.

"Oh, did the little slug hide because he was afraid of being laughed at by me and relying on me to save him?"

Otsutsuki Kaguya's cold voice ruthlessly broke Dazai Osamu's last delusion, "Haven't you woke up from your dream?"

"My concubine's younger brother Zhong Yuan Zhong also dedicated himself to the sacred tree thousands of years ago and disappeared in this world."

The calm words pierced Dazai Osamu's self-deception for thousands of years, he seemed to have returned to the day when he lost his beloved slug, his kite-colored eyes gradually became bloodshot, "Yeah, my Chuya has long since disappeared from this world gone."

"Such a world! Such a world!!"

Foxosuke, who was crawling on the canopy of the tree because of Kaguya's coming, did not dare to step forward, his expression froze, his teeth were gritted, and he jumped into Dazai Osamu's arms despite the danger of being polluted by evil spirits.

"God Judge Dazai!" It yelled sharply, and then a mechanical voice came from Fox's throat, "Don't forget, our agreement."

The last sound was inaudible, and even added a lot of barriers to prevent leakage.

After a long time, Osamu Dazai smiled and said to himself, "Of course, I know everything."

I don't know if it was answering Kaguya Hime's question, or that mysterious voice whose identity was unknown.

Osamu Dazai finally raised his head, and he said regretfully, "It's such a pity, Miss Kaguya, in fact, I really want to get your approval~"

"Oh?"

"But, someone made an offer that I couldn't refuse~"

"Are you willing to leave this world with me?" Osamu Dazai issued an invitation, "After all, you are Chuya's most beloved older sister~"

"..."

"Really?" Dazai Osamu looked at the silent Otsuki Kaguya, and waved his hands regretfully, "Then, please sleep on the moon again."

"what?"

Otsutsuki Kaguya's eyes gradually turned cold. Although she didn't know what Dazai Osamu meant, she knew that after he said these words, the relationship between them was maintained because of a long gone Central Plains. Thus ended the tenuous partnership.

Dazai Osamu is Otsuki Kaguya's enemy!

And to deal with the enemy, just kill it.Anyone who stands in the way of her progress is an enemy!

The rocks on the surface slowly floated to the sky because of Otsutsuki Kaguya's anger, and the whole land began to tremble because of the goddess' anger.

But Osamu Dazai resisted this blow with his flesh and blood.

Sure enough, after he decided to seal the Goddess of Mao, the will of this world suppressed him a lot less.

Although, compared with the oppression that Osamu Dazai was suffering at this time, this degree of relief is like a drop in the bucket, but...

enough.

[Disqualification in the World] Although he is immune to all ninjutsu, there is nothing he can do about the impact of ninjutsu. He can only resist.

Kaguya Otsuki, who was betrayed again, obviously focused his anger on Osamu Dazai.She knows his ability, so she is wary of getting close to Osamu Dazai.

However, Dazai Osamu's goal is to be used as a one-time prop to summon Uchiha Madara who was thrown aside after playing Otsutsuki Kaguya!

After paying a huge price, Osamu Dazai, no matter how strong his self-healing ability is, the process of high-intensity damage, repair, damage, and repair has almost reached a critical value.

His body was tattered and blood-stained, and the cloth mixed with blood and mud could not tell that it was a piece of brocade that was worth thousands of gold per foot.He gasped for breath, activated his supernatural ability, and completely drove Hei Jue away.

"No time."

Looking at Otsuki Kaguya who was about to drag the whole world into the illusion, Osamu Dazai curled his lips, "It's really troublesome."

Looking at Uchiha Madara, who was dead or alive, Mr. Dazai curled his lips, stretched out his hand, and gouged out Uchiha Madara's eye.

"Ahhhh!"

Madara Uchiha, who was delirious, suddenly woke up from the pain of his eyes being gouged out. He opened his bloody left eye in weakness, and it was pitch black.

"I am going to kill you!"

The pride of the Uchiha family was crushed to the ground by this man! !Unforgivable! !

"Yes, yes." The noncommittal answer, the forcibly fused eternal kaleidoscope eyes and the use of the power of the law will catalyze it into a reincarnation eye, making Osamu Dazai's body like a rag even worse, and the ubiquitous pain in his body makes him His face was pale, so he didn't care about the threat of Uchiha Madara's weakness.

He started to quickly form seals, his hands were almost to the afterimage.The huge chakra in the body gradually gushes out, and instantly pours it on another person through the medium of reincarnation eyes!

Reincarnation is born to complete.

As Osamu Dazai said just now, "I met Hashirama-san again~"

"It turned out to be you?" Senju Hashirama was astonished that he would be resurrected again, and this time he was resurrected in a real sense, but his attention immediately returned to the man with one eye who was subdued by Dazai Osamu. Fuzzy Uchiha Madara, "Blade? How could this be?"

"Hashirama, kill that man!!"

"If possible, I would like to ask Hashirama-san to give emergency treatment to Ban-san. After all, extraordinary measures are used in extraordinary times~" Mr. Dazai confessed to his crime, there is no way, after all, the eyes are still with him, it is difficult to admit it or not .

Then, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Otsutsuki Kaguya who had swallowed most of the world and was floating in the sky, "As you can see, my conversation with Miss Kaguya has collapsed."

Although he didn't know the follow-up development after he left, the situation was urgent, and he couldn't care less about talking, at least he could make it clear that at this moment, the man named Osamu Dazai was standing beside them.

Mr. Dazai, who used up his samsara eyes and threw them away, started to retreat quickly while he was healing the wounds of his former best friend with the wooden escape in Senshouzhujian. Just kidding, he loves suicide, but he doesn't long for pain!

Mr. Dazai, whose bones are almost falling apart, can fully imagine the fury of Uchiha Madara towards him after he regained his combat power.

He retreated silently, picked up Honosuke whose spirit body was beginning to collapse due to being polluted by Kaguya Otsutsuki's hostility, and came under a big tree, leaning weakly against the rough trunk, with spiritual power attached to the palm of his hand, Start to cleanse slowly.

"Master Dazai?"

"Well, go to sleep Xiaoqi, it will be over soon."

"That's great, Dazai-sama~"

Foxnosuke fell into a deep sleep again surrounded by warm spiritual power.

"Aren't you coming out, boy?"

Hatake Kakashi slowly walked out from behind the big tree, he looked at Osamu Dazai puzzledly, "Why?"

"A grown-up's world is very complicated." He said half-jokingly.

But even though the stubborn Kakashi Hatake is wearing a mask, Mr. Dazai can still imagine that this child must be the same as when he was a child, with his mouth pursed, and he insisted on an answer.

"Cough cough."

"Kakashi, I told you that I have a lover, right?"

"...Yes." At an early age, he once thought that the lover Dazai spoke of was actually his father.

"That person's name is Nakahara Chuya. He is Otsutsuki Kaguya's younger brother."

Kakashi suddenly understood why Osamu Dazai tried his best to unseal Otsutsuki Kaguya, but, "Why?"

Why did he give up at the last step, spent a lot of trouble to resurrect Senshou Zhujian, and told them the method to seal Kaguya again.

"Because my middle school is gone." There was a wry smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Young man, I'm leaving." The moment Kaguya Otsuki was sealed, Osamu Dazai received the notice that the task of the Tokino Government was completed and he was about to leave.

Under Kakashi's horrified eyes, the body of the man leaning against the big tree gradually became transparent, "And now, I can finally leave this world and find my lost dwarf."

"No..." Kakashi stretched out his hand, trying to persuade him to stay.

But Osamu Dazai refused with a smile, "This long and boring world is finally saying goodbye, be happy for me boy."

"Also, as a piece of advice for those who have experienced it, cherish the person in front of you."

The man named Osamu Dazai disappeared.

With a satisfied smile, he disappeared under the ordinary big tree.

"Go back." A familiar voice came from behind, Uchiha Obito finally found Kakashi, he stretched out his hand, "We are all by your side."

"Well, go back."