[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Hei Jue couldn't understand why Osamu Dazai spent a lot of time planning this annual revenge drama, and even released the time bomb Senju Bashirama.

"What are you trying to figure out?"

"I'm so happy~"

"what?"

Hei Jue began to think and fell into deep thought, he felt that he might not be able to carry it anymore.

"Big sister Kaguya was sealed jointly by Sage of the Six Paths and Otsutsuki Yumura. And the most proud sons of Sage of the Six Paths are Indra and Asura. Why don't I let him try the pain of losing his blood relative?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and comforted, "Hei Jue-sang, don't worry, is there something wrong with the plan I made?"

This is really not the case.

Hei Jue thought carefully about the years of taking refuge with his unreliable uncle. Although he was a bit of a fool and made some mistakes, he never made any mistakes in all the plans he made on major issues.

During his immature growth period, he actually made many major mistakes, and was even faintly noticed by Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara. They all relied on Dazai Osamu to erase his existence behind him.

It can be said that Dazai Osamu is still a reliable elder in Heijue's heart.

When Osamu Dazai said this, although Heijue was still dissatisfied with his unauthorized actions, but when he thought that what this man did was for his mother who was sealed in the moon, Heijue felt as if he had been stabbed by a sharp needle. With a light touch, he was discouraged with a whoosh.

Even though he was wrapped in a pitch-black cloak, he could still feel his helplessness and depression, "Forget it, play whatever you want, just don't overturn the car."

The demand can be said to have dropped to a new low.

Then, he left.

Although he felt relieved (?) of Osamu Dazai's ability, the sudden resurrection of Senshou Hashirama still disrupted some of Hei Zee's plans, and he had to temporarily modify and supplement, and instantly became busy again.

After all, if Osamu Dazai's script can be successfully staged...

In fact, once you accept it, it’s quite emotional, isn’t it?

After resurrecting Senjujuma, he told Heijue about his freshly released script. With Fox's trembling expression, he thought that Osamu Dazai was about to start the Five Kingdoms War again at this time, so he ran back to the fire. The country, the small courtyard where he was imprisoned.

Started squatting at home again.He actually explained grandly that because he hated winter, he decided to come back to Maodong.

Fox's help:? ?

"Master Dazai, what about your revenge, your revenge drama?"

"Oh, black people know how to do these things."

"What about your tail beast plan?"

"I told Orochimaru about the existence of the human pillar, and he was very interested in studying the so-called human pillar."

Honosuke looked at Osamu Dazai who was curled up in the kotatsu lazily picking out tangerines with a sigh of relief, and he couldn't compare him with the one who played with all the big figures in the ninja world a few days ago in the applause* *oss linked together.

It lowered its head, observed Dazai carefully for a while, and then asked in a low voice, "Actually, you are Sanriyuedian, right?"

No matter how you look at the temperament of this old man, it looks like the new moon in Honmaru!

"..."

A piece of fried tofu was quickly stuffed into Honosuke's chattering mouth by Osamu Dazai, and the world fell silent.

"good to eat!"

"Right, right."

Foxosuke's big fluffy tail flickered unconsciously because of the wonderful taste of fried tofu, showing the owner's good mood at this time.

After eating a piece of fried tofu, it raised its head, its blue animal pupils looked eagerly at the plate of golden fried tofu on the kotatsu, a silver thread flowed from the corner of its mouth, "I still want it, Dazai-sama~"

See, he just said, there is nothing that can't be solved by one meal, and if there is, it's two yuan.

Dazai Osamu, who is far away in the land of fire, Maodong, does not know whether Hei Ze told Uchiha Madara the news of Senju Bashirama's resurrection.All he knew was that Uchiha Obito, the energetic boy who once fell from his wooden house with a blushing face, finally opened his eyes again.

"Xiaoqi, do you think that if Indra knew that his descendants were all stimulated by the loss of their loved ones, would he vomit blood in anger?"

He completely disregarded that after he cheated Uchiha Quanna back then, the Uchiha family had the illusion that they had to go through strong emotional stimulation to open their eyes/gain a higher level of power.

Foxnosuke was not aware of this origin, it was simply shocked by the meaning revealed in Dazai Osamu's words.

"You mean that the Uchiha family actually has a different way to open their eyes?"

"No, I didn't say anything."

Mr. Dazai refused to answer this question.He lazily stuffed the roasted tangerine into his mouth, and narrowed his eyes contentedly, "Xiao Qi, pass me the water."

Mr. Dazai, who has experienced the power of the kotatsu, has completely integrated with the kotatsu. Who knows why this country is called the country of fire, but it still snows!

At the beginning, he chose to come to the country of fire to heal his wounds. Didn't he value the name of this country and bring a country of fire?

Mr. Dazai, who was delicate and frail after being wounded, could be said to be extremely afraid of the cold.

After careful selection among the five great nations, it was decided to move to the Land of Fire.result……

Been tricked.

None of these countries played their cards according to common sense.

This winter, Osamu Dazai is an Anxin cat in an unknown small yard in the Daming City, quietly waiting for the cold winter to pass, but some people have a hard time this winter.

After Hei Ze told Uchiha Madara the news of Senjujuma's suspected resurrection, Uchiha Madara's behavior really flustered a lot.

After intentionally letting Obito Uchiha, who was gradually recovering, let him go and see Kakashi Hatake getting to know Lin with his own eyes, the eyes of the red-eyed rabbit from the Uchiha family turned completely red.

The kaleidoscope is on!

Because of the excessive emotional fluctuations, the wound that had healed under the bandage burst again, and blood gradually oozes out. After Uchiha Obito opened his eyes, he fainted again.

Uchiha Madara, who followed far behind, reappeared, picked up the comatose boy, and prepared to take him back to the cave.

"Mara? Are you Madara?" Just as Uchiha Madara was about to leave, a familiar voice sounded from behind him.

Even if he didn't look back, Uchiha Madara could guess who the man behind him was with just this voice.

——Thousands of pillars!The man who he watched being buried between the thousand-handed doors really came back to life.

He hugged his black cloak, because there was an oil bottle beside him. As a demon heretic, a large part of his chakra was contributed to the body far away in the cave.

If he forced his way, he might face a hard fight due to lack of Chakra.

After some thought, Madara Uchiha gave up the idea of ​​rushing in instantly. He put down the Obito in his arms, and turned around slowly, "Who are you?"

The hoarse and sharp sound was like fingernails scratching glass, which made people get goosebumps all over their bodies.

"Madara, I know it's you, stop pretending." The moment the man in the black cloak turned around, Senju Hashirama dispelled the last trace of doubt in his heart.

Although the mysterious man in black in front of him wrapped himself tightly from the beginning to the end, Senju Hashirama was sure that the man in front of him was his lifelong friend and rival - Uchiha Madara.

"My name is A Fei." The hoarse voice carried the displeasure of being offended one after another.

"Okay, hooligan, hooligan."

Senshou Zhujian had a helpless expression on his face, as if what you said was what you said.

Uchiha Madara, who was hiding under the black cloak, was instantly turned red by Senju Hashirama's familiar expression!

It's been like this since before, no matter what he says or does, the way this man looks at him is always so irritating!

Suppressing the sudden anger that burst out of his heart, Ah Fei took a deep breath and asked, "Who are you?"

"This is the first time I met A Fei, my name is Senshou Zhuma, nice to meet you."

It was as if many years ago, he ran out of Senju, and carefully crossed the river between Senju and Uchiha to explore. Under the dense big tree, he saw the delicate figure like a doll. Red-eyed boy.

The young Senshou Hashirama stretched out his hand, and said to the boy with a bright smile, "It's our first meeting, I'm Hashirama, nice to meet you."

This familiar scene made Ah Fei feel in a trance for a while, as if he was in an intertwined memory, "It's the first time we met, my name is Ah Fei."

In the midst of a strange accident, he stretched out his hand in this familiar smile that made people weep.

Then pull away instantly.

"If there's nothing else, I'll be leaving."

There was no fierce fight as imagined, questioning, Senshou Hashima seemed to believe that he was A Fei, and even enthusiastically gave him a hand, helped him pick up Obito, and sent the two out of the woods.

wave goodbye.

Ah Fei, no, Uchiha Madara carried Uchiha Obito and left quickly, but there was an inexplicable and unclear illusion in his heart.

Theoretically, he was glad that Yu Qianshouzhujian believed his statement and did not make more entanglements, but emotionally, he felt a little bit angry, that man didn't recognize him?

Selectively ignoring the question of why he was angry because Qianshou Zhujian didn't recognize him, in order to prevent the night from having more dreams, he accelerated the pace of going back.

I went around the outside a few more times with extreme caution, and after making sure that there was no follower, I returned to the cave with confidence and boldness.

What a terrible reunion.

After throwing Uchiha Obito on the ground with no pity, Uchiha Madara recalled the youthful and energetic Senjujuma that he saw just now, and then looked at his hands covered with age spots, wrinkled like dry bones... …

Finally, it landed on Obito on the ground.

"You are my last hope."