[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Before leaving, Osamu Dazai handed a letter to Foxanosuke.

"Master Dazai, this is a fox, not a carrier pigeon!"

"But Xiaoqi, what else can you do besides being cute and delivering letters?" Dazai Osamu's eyes showed a trace of contempt, "Xiaoqi, you are young, so you are going to be a moth waiting to die, right? "

Just like that, a big hat was buckled, and Foxnosuke was stunned, "I know, I know, send a letter, right!"

"What did you write in your letter, Mr. Dazai?"

"Of course it's a report letter!"

Foxnosuke: Meow meow?

At this moment, Foxnosuke finally recalled the fear that the Shizhi government was once ruled by the letter of report from Dazai Osamu Honmaru in those years.

It feels its legs are a little soft.

"Where are you going to send this letter?"

"Of course it's Konoha III's place~" Osamu Dazai gave a smirk after finishing speaking, "Don't tell me Xiao Qi thinks I'm going to write a report letter to Shizheng again?"

"If you pray sincerely, Xiaoqi, I don't mind."

"No! No!"

Foxosuke's head shook like a rattle, its furry face was full of horror, it wasn't, it didn't, it wasn't it.

He quickly picked up the letter and ran away.

If the Government of Time knew that the high-end space conversion skills they configured for it were actually used for things like sending letters, they would probably really cry.

But, it's all for everyone.

Because of the report letter, the day when it was raided twice in three days, it really had enough!

Finding the gap between space and space, Foxnosuke quietly appeared in the third generation's office, put down the letter, and left immediately.

Don't think about Hiruzaru Sarutobi's shock when he saw such a letter on the table.

As one of the most powerful men in the world, Hiruza Sarutobi just turned around and poured water, and a 'person' sneaked into his office quietly!And this person threw a letter on his desk extremely boldly.

All of this made Hiruzaru Sarutobi's heart ring with alarm bells. He didn't notice any aura at all, but right under his nose, this letter appeared out of thin air!

This is a slap in the face of Konoha Hokage!

There are only a few candidates who can quietly sneak into his office without disturbing anyone. Hiruzaru Sarutobi has already selected a list deep in his heart, but no matter who it is, it seems that no one is at this critical moment of cultivation in the Five Kingdoms , do such a thing.

Things seem to be deadlocked, maybe the new clue lies in that letter?

He took a deep breath, put on anti-virus gloves, and carefully opened the envelope.

"What does it mean?"

It was not the letter of challenge imagined by the three generations. This letter appeared in his office out of thin air. There was only one sentence in the whole text——

Be careful Orochimaru!

Maybe this is just a conspiracy by the enemy to sow discord?Hiruzaru Sarutobi didn't want to doubt his outstanding student with a letter from unknown origin.

"It's nonsense."

He crumpled the letter into a ball of paper and threw it into the trash can, but a small voice deep in his heart questioned, "Do you really think that? Hiruza Sarutobi? Didn't you already notice the big snake?" Is Maru's recent behavior not normal?"

The seeds of doubt were planted in his heart, Sandai sighed and sat back on the chair, and after a long time, he picked up the brush and issued a secret task——

Monitor Konoha's 'Sannin'.

At the critical moment when the old and new Naruto alternate, the third generation must ensure that all potential threats are wiped out!

Three days later, the ninja in charge of monitoring Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas, suddenly lost his voice.

The worst plan appeared.

With the help of caring people, the third generation easily found the cave where Orochimaru used for human experiments, and found the missing ninja in that cave!

The transformed ninja, who looks neither human nor ghost, is in pain in a culture tube filled with an unknown green liquid.

The third generation gave the man the last knife with a sad expression.

On the same day, Orochimaru, one of Konoha's three ninjas, was wounded by his master Hiru Sarutobi because of his research on forbidden techniques. He escaped from Konoha and became another traitor on Konoha's most wanted list!

When Osamu Dazai found Orochimaru with Fox's help in his arms, Orochimaru's hands had been abolished by three generations.

The soft-hearted Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't bear to kill his disciple in the end, but crippled his arms and cut off Orochimaru's retreat.

Orochimaru was in ragged clothes at this time, and his snow-white robe was already covered with stars, blood plums, and a little bit of mud.

His hands were in an unnatural drooping posture, and his body was covered with large and small bruises.Despite successfully escaping from Konoha, Orochimaru's body has reached a critical point at this time, and he leans weakly under the big tree to doze off.

"What a mess, Orochimaru-san."

Orochimaru had already guessed the identity of the comer when the heavy footsteps sounded.He raised his head falsely, "It's you, Osamu Dazai."

"Of course it's coming~"

"Are you here to see my joke?"

Osamu Dazai squatted down and kept at the same height as Orochimaru, "How could Orochimaru think so?"

Dazai Osamu lowered his head and parted his thin lips lightly, "It's really pitiful, Orochimaru-san's hands are useless, right?"

In an instant, countless black snakes came out of the jungle, and rushed straight at Dazai Osamu, biting his every vital point firmly.

Honosuke, who was embraced by Dazai Osamu and faced the danger, was about to explode. It arched its body, bared its sharp animal teeth, and let out a low growl from its throat to vent its inner anxiety and warn the enemy.

"Dazai, don't you think I can't kill you because I can't use ninjutsu?"

"Cough, of course, cough cough...Of course not." The venom of the poisonous snake soaked into his skin, Osamu Dazai felt his whole body heat up, his heart began to speed up, faster and faster, and the bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang exist.

It turned out that he was still alive.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head, sighing deeply in his heart.

Immediately, his face turned pale, and he smiled, "But, Orochimaru-san, cough cough..."

After heart-piercing coughs, a large mouthful of black blood spit out from Dazai Osamu's mouth. Amid Foxosuke's anxious shouting, he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth very naturally, without paying attention, "But, Orochimaru San, you should know that you can't kill me, right?"

"whispering sound."

Sometimes being with smart people is so tiring, Da Shemaru waved his sleeves, and the surrounding black snakes instantly receded like a tide and scattered into the jungle.

After studying Dazai Osamu's blood countless times, Orochimaru discovered a strange phenomenon. Dazai Osamu's blood cells are particularly active!

In particular, the activity value of hematopoietic stem cells simply surprised him.

"you know?"

"Of course~" Osamu Dazai simply sat down cross-legged, "Won't it seem like you won't study it when you have abnormalities in your body?"

"So what do you know?"

Dazai suddenly stopped talking.

The sun shines on Osamu Dazai's face through the mottled leaves. If the blood around the two men is ignored, they are more like aristocratic sons traveling with him on a trip to Kyoto. Have a leisurely afternoon.

However, the premise is to ignore the tense atmosphere between the two, and...

Kunai resting on Osamu Dazai's neck.

"Dazai, my patience is not very good."

Carefully put aside the sharp kunai with your hands, "Oh, it's really dangerous. Orochimaru-san must put such a sharp thing away. If you don't hold it securely, it will be bad. .”

"That might be the case, Dazai, after all, my hands are useless now, aren't they?"

"Are you threatening me?"

"It's just telling the truth."

After a soft tut, Osamu Dazai sighed, "Oshemaru-san, have you ever heard of a celestial body?"

"The body of a celestial being?" Orochimaru looked at Dazai in puzzlement, feeling a little doubtful about the never-present statement.

"It's no wonder you don't know. After all, the inheritance of the Qianshou family is almost broken."

"What do you mean?"

"The god of the Ninja World, Senjujuma, used the blood power of the Senju family to the extreme, removed all impurities in the blood, and achieved the body of a fairy."

If chakra is compared to the hp in the game, the body of the immortal is more like a small ball of energy that restores physical strength, which can quickly restore hp, almost reaching the full state instantly.

"Are you Tsunade's younger brother?"

It's nothing more than Orochimaru would think so, after all, there is only Tsunade left in Senshou's family, and Tsunade said that she once had a younger brother who died in a mission.

Orochimaru, who has a perfect comprehension ability, naturally connected the immortal body and the blood-stained boundary in Osamu Dazai's mouth, and came to this conclusion without hesitation.

Mr. Dazai: ...

To be honest, you have such a big brain hole, it is a bit difficult for me to express myself.

"That's not the case, Orochimaru-san. Strictly speaking, the celestial body I possess should be preceded by the word 'pseudo'."

"I am an imitation that was bred artificially."

"yes…"

The light in Orochimaru's eyes dimmed a lot, it was just a mere imitation...

He thought he would be able to witness the most powerful technique of the Senshou family in the legend.

Slowly laying back on the big tree again, Orochimarumon's pupils slightly opened, "What are you looking for me for?"

"Oshemaru-san, don't you want your hands to heal?"

"!! Can you have a solution?" Breathing shortly, Orochimaru asked urgently with his eyes narrowed.

"Although it's just a forgery, it will still play some role."

Osamu Dazai flicked his wrist lightly, and looked at Orochimaru provocatively, "After all, you have nothing else to do, right?"