[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Madara Uchiha is back.

Different from the image of growing old in the cave, Uchiha Madara's appearance at this time was fixed at the peak of his strength. He covered himself with a black cloak. After all, the names between him and Senjuzhu resounded throughout The entire ninja world.Even though times have changed now, it is not difficult to find portraits of him as long as you have the heart.

He hurried back from the outside, and when he saw the little flower on Heijue's head, he was slightly taken aback, then naturally turned his eyes away, looked at Osamu Dazai and asked, "Where have you been today?"

For this man, Uchiha Madara has never seen through.He didn't know what the man named Osamu Dazai was longing for. Sometimes when he looked into Osamu Dazai's empty eyes, he would feel that he was just a walking dead.

But, when he went to the Kannabi Bridge to rescue Uchiha Obito, this man appeared, smiled and asked, "Well, can I join you?"

If it weren't for the report given by Heijue that showed the man's harmlessness, he would have directly eliminated every item of this uncertain factor.

"I went back to Konoha~" As if he didn't notice Uchiha Madara's murderous aura, Osamu Dazai restrained his expression, and began to report to work in a business-like manner, "The third generation has decided to abdicate, and as expected, the fourth Hokage It’s the Namikaze Minato.”

"Really?" Uchiha Madara nodded. Although he questioned Dazai Osamu's motives, he did not question the authenticity of Dazai Osamu's information, "Sarutobi Hiruzen is still the same, really cowardly."

As a senior in the ninja world, a man standing at the top of the entire ninja world, Madara Uchiha has the strength to allow him to comment freely with full confidence.

"Is there any other information?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai said with great interest, "Hime-kun of the Uzumaki family is going to marry Namikaze Minato."

Madara Uchiha's scarlet rabbit eyes are looking at Osamu Dazai, so what does this have to do with him?

"You forgot, the Uzumaki family has been the human pillar of Nine Tails for generations."

Uchiha Madara was slightly taken aback, he suddenly thought of the first Nine-Tails Human Pillar who lived 400 years ago and had a gentle temperament——Whirlpool Mito.

He remembered that on the eve of Hashirama's big wedding, this man came to Uchiha's residence quietly with a jar of wine and invited him to drink with him.

After being fanned by him, Hashirama, known as the God of Ninja World by the outside world, pouted childishly like many years ago, "No way, Madara, I don't know how many people will come and go at the wedding banquet tomorrow, I can't have a drink with you at all!"

Even the reasons are childish.

But amid Hashirama's childish dissatisfaction, Uchiha Madara finally compromised. He put down the writing brush in his hand, "Let's say it first, if you get drunk and start a scene, I'll throw you out."

If Quanna knew that the Uchiha family, which he had carefully set up a barrier, was easily breached by Senju Hashirama, I don't know how angry he would be.

He also expressed his hatred for his elder brother whose elbows are always turned outward.

"Uh-huh."

That's what it says...

But the slightly drunk Uchiha Madara's light clothes were half open, a smudge of redness flew across the corners of his eyes, and he half-squinted to look at Senju Hashirama, who had already picked up the empty wine jar and played like a drunken maniac, curled his lips lightly, and he Knew it would be like this.

But, after all, he still remembered the agreement with Madara, this time Senju Bashima consciously controlled his movement, picked up the wine jar and giggled, and said to the wine jar affectionately, "Madara, I'm with you... hiccup! I always lose every bet, hiccup!"

"But even so, I still made a bet today. I'm betting whether you will..."

"Ok?"

Madara Uchiha, whose name was mentioned, couldn't help but tilt his ears. He was very curious about what kind of bet Senjujuma bet on him.

However, this man who smelled of alcohol had already embraced the wine jar and fell asleep soundly like a child.

What is this.

Uchiha Madara held his forehead.

The groom who is going to get married tomorrow doesn't stay in his own room, but runs to the room of the leader of the enemy and gets drunk, what is this?

When he was about to ask someone to throw the drunk back to Qianshou's house, someone grabbed him by the corner of his clothes.

"Blade, don't go."

With a hint of alcohol and the child's grievances, the drunk Hashirama unconsciously called his name, one after another.

Strangely, Uchiha Madara softened his heart.

He closed his clothes and sat there, watching the man with his eyes open all night.

Unexpectedly, even Kushina Uzumaki would get married now.

After Osamu Dazai brought the news to leave, Uchiha Madara waved his hand to Asakuro, signaling him to continue to monitor Osamu Dazai.

When Heijue took the order and was about to leave, he couldn't hold back after all, and suggested, "Heijue, I don't think red flowers are very suitable for you, maybe you can try white?"

Hei Jue seemed to inadvertently pluck off the little flower next to his ear and threw it on the ground, and said with a blank expression, "You are thinking too much, my lord. If there is nothing else, I will take a step first."

What is this called!

When Heijue was doing his best to fulfill his responsibility to 'monitor' Dazai Zhi's every move, the first thing Mr. Dazai found out was, oh shit, the little flower is gone.

A slightly regretful gaze swept over Heijue, almost causing Heijue to blow his hair. The fierceness of his gaze successfully dispelled Mr. Dazai's hands that were about to move.

"Why are you looking for Orochimaru?"

"Don't you think it's interesting? Heijue." Dazai Osamu was wearing a traditional indigo kimono, with a white bandage on his neck. He was called the least ninja ninja by Konoha. After leaving Konoha, it can be said that he completely let go of himself.

He strolled along the empty ridges, as if he were a landowner inspecting his own territory.

Hei Jue couldn't understand, "What do you mean?"

"Whether it's Uchiha's eternal kaleidoscope eyes or the forbidden technique filthy soil reincarnation developed by Senshou Feijian, they are just means to resurrect Uchiha Madara to his full power."

"Don't you think it's ironic? The descendants of the Immortals of the Six Paths will work hard to revive the existence of 'extreme evil'~" He spread his hands and said excitedly, "This farce can't be better!"

"..."

The character of this man is really terrible.

"Did you know that the Uchiha family and the Senju family are the descendants of Indra and Asura?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai nodded without hesitation, "I also know that Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are their reincarnations."

"??!!"

A shot without hesitation made Heijue feel dizzy.

"What's even more ridiculous is that Ashura fell in love with his elder brother after being reincarnated into two families that were old enemies!"

Hei Jue felt that he was a little unstable, but he clearly remembered how fiercely Indra and Asura fought because of his provocation.

He said tremblingly, "You're not wrong, are you?"

"Of course not!" Ruthlessly piercing Hei Ze's fantasy, Osamu Dazai began to share gossip with Hei Jue with great interest.

"Asura... No, he should be called Senju Bashirama." Osamu Dazai sighed, "That's really a sadomasochistic love."

In Uchiha Madara's memory of the drunkenness on the eve of the wedding, Osamu Dazai can be said to have the perspective of God.

Dazai. Read the script. Zai omnipotent.

At that time, he hadn't gone to heaven, and the consciousness of the world had always turned a blind eye to his existence. By chance, he discovered an interesting thing.

Maybe Senjujuma didn't realize it himself, the way he looked at Uchiha Madara...

It was like the way he looked at Zhong Ye.

This is really fun.

Osamu Dazai cast a barrier to hide under the shade of the tree, his eyes were slightly bright, but the corners of his mouth curled up into a malicious smile, "That's not okay, Senju-san, in the script you are immortal enemies, how can you love each other?" Well~ As an actor, you have to carefully consider the feelings of the screenwriter~"

He didn't need to do anything, just through a small psychological suggestion, the alarm bell in Qian Shou Fei's heart was loud.

He wrote to the whirlpool clan overnight, hoping that the marriage contract between the two clans could be as soon as possible.

Senju Bashima didn't know the feelings deep in his heart at the time, he just resisted faintly, but he knew that if Konoha wanted to be successfully established, in addition to the Uchiha family and the Senju family, if the Uzumaki family could join, it would be more clear. Konoha has the mind of seas and rivers.Therefore, after explaining the benefits and disadvantages to him in Tokima, he finally nodded.

After he sorted out his emotions, Senshou Zhujian regretted it.

He did the most impulsive thing in his life, ran to Uchiha Madara's bedroom the night before his wedding, and made a secret bet in his heart.

As long as Madara has the slightest bit of reluctance to give up on his marriage, he will immediately go back and mention the cancellation of the wedding with Tobuma.

But in the end, nothing happened.

"By the way, Uchiha Madara actually kissed him with the help of alcohol in the end." But Senju Hashirama was so drunk that he had no memory of it after waking up.

Heijue was startled by this shocking gossip in the ninja world, he let out a foul breath after a while, "You are lying to me, Tsunade is the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama."

"Why do you think Tobima researches the reincarnation of the dirty soil?"

"why?"

"This is compensation for Whirlpool Mito."

As a political marriage, Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito have always slept in separate beds. “Uzumaki Mito is an extremely sensitive woman. The leaves take root."

"But Tsunade..."

"The Dirty Earth Reincarnation is actually a by-product of Qianshoubeijian. His initial research direction was actually just to continue his eldest brother's descendants."

It can also be said that when Senju Tobema was researching the Ninja World version of test-tube babies, he developed a forbidden technique.

Darkness:  …

It's amazing, my uncle, you can pick up this kind of gossip.