[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Kakashi woke up surrounded by an embarrassing smell of disinfectant and his left eye was blank.Stretching out his hand stiffly, he touched layers of gauze and bursts of tingling pain.

"Kakashi, don't." Lin held his hand, "You haven't recovered yet, wait for a while..."

"Lin, where are Dazai and Obito?"

"After a while, it will be fine, don't worry, the doctor said the operation was a success."

"Are they dead?" asked calmly.

The only intact right eye fell silent after vaguely seeing the tearful eyes of the girl sitting on his hospital bed.

He stood up and patted Lin's head silently, "It's okay, Lin, I'm fine."

The third ninja war finally came to an end after the Minato class suffered heavy losses and destroyed the Kannabi Bridge.

While Kakashi was recuperating, a new round of quarrels started in the village about Kakashi's future whereabouts.

The sharing eyes unique to the Uchiha family must not be passed on to the outside world!

This is the bottom line of the Uchiha family, even if the child Obito gave Kakashi his eyes, it is still not acceptable.

But Danzo seemed to see hope.

The ninja family that has blood succession limit, especially when it is reflected in parts of the body such as eyes, limbs, etc., they often pay more attention to the corpses of their clansmen, and are afraid that their special abilities will be obtained by outsiders.

Danzo is eager to obtain this kind of innate ability of the blood succession limit, but each family is strictly guarded against this aspect. At this time, Kakashi's appearance seems to be an opportunity.

A cherished medical case.

He challenged the Uchiha family, "Who of you knows that Dazai did not leave some hole cards for Kakashi when he died?"

"That man is backed by a daimyo!"

The Uchiha family made a concession. After all, this battlefield can end early, and the biggest hero is the Minato class. Their only request for this is that after Kakashi's death, the Uchiha family will recover the eyes.

This is their biggest concession.

A storm subsided.

But for three generations, it's just too bad.

Osamu Dazai died?After he got the news from Namikaze Minato, he almost lost his popularity.

The daimyo's illegitimate son died under his nose?

He felt that Osamu Dazai was in charge of logistics!Why did you go to the front line like Kannabi Bridge?

Compared with others, the ninja named Osamu Dazai is just an ordinary ninja with a weaker body and a slightly better healing ability. There are too many excellent ninjas who sacrificed heroically in this war, and Osamu Dazai is mixed in, so it is not enough No wonder.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi wrote the obituary with trembling hands, and sent it to Daimyo Castle himself. He has decided that no matter what happens, he alone will bear all the blame for Daimyo and preserve Konoha.

However, the daimyo's reaction to this was beyond his expectations.

He sat high on the first seat, and nodded slightly to indicate that he knew, as if the one who died was just an ordinary ninja instead of his heir.

"You can engrave his name on the memorial tablet."

This was the only request of the fire daimyo. After saying these words, the daimyo became impatient and waved his hand to signal Hiruzaru Sarutobi that he could step back.

Surprised by Daming's attitude, Yuan Fei left with full of doubts, until he heard the conversation of two maids when he was leaving Daming City.

"Hey, have you heard? Mrs. Jiang Zi is pregnant."

"Of course, I heard that he is a young man from the perspective of his fetus."

"I think according to the dame's doting on the wife, in the future, that position will probably be reserved for the young master."

"Shh, do you dare to say such a thing?"

Yuan Feiri Zhan probably understood that for the daimyo, the Dazai, who was weak and willing to degenerate, gave up his noble status and ran to become a ninja, was just a stain in his life.

In comparison, the young wife is pregnant again, which proves that he is young and has a rich offspring.

The blood in Daming City is cold.

Youyou let out a sigh, the third generation is no longer nostalgic, and hastened the pace of leaving.

The reason why the daimyo was not angry was very simple. Dazai, who should have died according to Sarutobi Hiruzen's report, was sitting on his throne presumptuously at this moment.

Pushing the little surname beside him, the big name asked with a sullen face, "Are you back?"

"No, Sasaki-san~" The black-haired man leaned lazily on the chair, clapping his hands to signal the daimyo to sit down.

Sasaki, daimyo of Fire Country, sat down silently. He looked gloomyly at Dazai, whose appearance remained the same no matter how many years, and then looked down at his wrinkled hands, feeling a little bit of jealousy and longing suddenly.

"Don't you feel sorry, Sasaki-kun?"

The gorgeous tone brought Sasaki back from his contemplation, he raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai in puzzlement, "What a pity?"

"Of course, the Kingdom of Fire is thriving under your governance. Given time, it may not have the strength to unify the five kingdoms, but..." After a pause on purpose, he raised his head and said bewitchingly, "You are old Sasaki-san."

No longer young, no longer energetic, even the so-called treasure sword must drink a bowl of tonic before sex, and feel weak after the end.

Sasaki wanted to yell at the man for his rudeness, so he opened his mouth, and the awe of the gods made him unwilling to swallow the words that came to his mouth.

Sasaki, who has been pampered and pampered all these years, gradually swelled his body. He looked like a toad with a swollen belly. His huge body was constantly bullied by anger, causing layers of flesh waves.

Really hot eyes ah.Mr. Dazai turned his eyes away slightly, and if he looked at it for a few more seconds, his fragile eye nerves would really be unbearable, and the blood vessels burst and bled.

"What do you mean by that? Birth, old age, sickness and death are the normal state of human beings."

As expected of a man who has been a daimyo for many years, under the stimulation of Dazai Osamu, he was able to calm down quickly, and threw the problem back with all his efforts.

"Well, what do I mean~" Osamu Dazai frowned with his hands on his chin, a little distressed, "Don't pretend to be Sasaki-kun, don't you understand what I mean?"

Flying a wink ambiguously, Osamu Dazai showed an expression that you understand me and everyone understands.

The daimyo had a faint guess, because of this guess his breath tightened, it was exactly what he thought, the temptation was too great.But the more he got to this scene, the clearer his thinking became, and he bit his tongue tightly to keep calm.

"Sasaki, do you want to live forever?"

"!!"

It's one thing to vaguely guess, but it's another thing to actually get the news from Osamu Dazai.

The longer Sasaki sat in this position, the more he feared the coming of death.

He swallowed, and said dryly, "What do you need me to do?"

"I don't need anything~"

Under Sasaki's unbelieving gaze, Osamu Dazai approached and smiled, "Sasaki-san, do you know that you are actually not the most talented child among all the former heirs."

In other words, you were not the one whose destiny belonged back then.

"So what?" At least he is Taro Sasaki who is sitting here and accepting the worship of thousands of people.

"I hate to stick to the rules, so I chose you." Stretching out a slender finger and pointing at Daimyo, he chuckled, "I, against fate."

"Isn't fate such an established dead thing to be broken?" He opened his hands, closed his eyes and embraced the world with a smile, and then rejected the whole world, "So Sasaki-kun, do you want to fight against fate with me? ?”

This is crazy.

The Daimyo of the Land of Fire once heard people say that if a god stays in the mortal world for a long time, he will be contaminated by the world's fireworks, and eventually become a fallen angel, a monster.

The god in front of him probably hasn't fallen far.

Suppressing a little fear and something wrong in his heart, the temptation offered by Osamu Dazai was too great for him to refuse.

After nodding slowly, Osamu Dazai smiled.

Like a dark flower blooming in the darkness, he stretched out his arm, picked up the dagger with his right hand, and kissed it.

"Then drink, Sasaki-kun, in order to overthrow fate!"

Sasaki only felt a seductive fragrance emanating from Dazai Osamu's wound, from the deep red blood.

His fat body began to tremble, saliva began to secrete, water flowed out, and he rushed towards Dazai, but was kicked away by the man in disgust, and stepped on the ground.

The daimyo didn't care about these things anymore, the sad cells all over his body revealed that he was very thirsty, so thirsty, so hungry, so hungry.

He didn't even bother to raise his head, and crawled on the ground like a wild beast, his tongue kept licking the blood drops that fell on the ground.

Sasaki, who fell into madness, naturally did not see the strong madness in Osamu Dazai's eyes.

Ah, how boring.

Gradually the wound healed gradually, from the tender scar to the last intact one, Osamu Dazai withdrew his hands boredly, put his hands in his pockets, and prepared to leave dully.

"No!" His thigh was tightly hugged, "Please, give me another bite, just one bite!"

At this time, the name of Huo didn't have the demeanor of the past, the whole person was like a drug addict, kneeling down without dignity, begging for the delicious food just now.

"No." Osamu Dazai squatted down, "If you don't let go, I will be very troubled."

"No, I'm the daimyo, I command you, quick, I want blood, I want blood! I want more, more!"

"Didn't you understand what I said just now?" Dazai Osamu said softly, and the next second, the ten fingers that daimyo was holding on to the hem of Dazai Osamu's trousers were calmly broken by the man.

"what!!!"

The ear-piercing screams made Osamu Dazai's ears ring. He covered his ears in discomfort, cast a sound-suppressing spell, and was satisfied to see the terrified daimyo with his mouth constantly moving. He felt that the world was finally quiet. down.

"Look, how nice it is to be quiet."

"Uh, uh!"

Can't even make a sound in pain.The great pain from the broken fingers made Daimyo gradually regain his sanity, and he looked at the young and sickly black-haired man in front of him in horror.

The cloudy eyes are full of fear, this man has degenerated into a demon.

He began to regret, regretting that he had done the stupid thing of seeking skin from a tiger, but it was of no avail.

In great horror, he didn't even know when the man had gone.

It wasn't until Dazai left that daimyo slowly recovered his voice, and he stretched out his hands, his ten fingers were still intact.

very nice.

At this time, a smell of urine came from the daimyo's crotch, and the majestic daimyo of the land of fire was so scared that he peed his pants just now.

"One person can't die for love woo la la~ but two people can die for love woo la la~"

"Soon, it will be over soon, woo la la~ I'm looking for my little slug~"

Osamu Dazai walked out of Daimyo Castle as if no one was around, soon, I will see you soon Chuya~