[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The daimyo of the Kingdom of Thunder died quietly one night.

While the important ministers were discussing the succession of the new king, Mrs. Xinzi, who was as weak as a dodder, stood up with red eyes and a sad face.

She accused the upcoming eldest son of killing his father and usurping the throne, and found a stack of letters from the eldest son's mansion from the mansion of the eldest son.

The situation in the court of the Kingdom of Thunder has changed dramatically, and with the death of Daimyo, more and more nobles have been involved. Finally, the behind-the-scenes behind-the-scenes instigators behind the eldest son even vaguely pointed to the Kingdom of Rocks.

Adhering to the righteousness, after deposing the eldest son's succession rights, the name of the Kingdom of Lei fell on Nobuko's only son, Goro, who was still in his infancy.

As Goro's biological mother, Nobuko naturally sat upright in the court and listened to the government behind the curtain before Goro grew up.

Mrs. Nobuko, no, it should be called Nobuhime at this time.

The first order she gave was to attack the country of rocks to avenge her dead husband!The face of the Kingdom of Thunder cannot be trampled upon!

And immediately wrote a letter to ask her mother country, the country of fire, for help.

At this moment, the daimyo of the Land of Fire felt as if he understood the reason why Osamu Dazai insisted on sending Nobuko to the Land of Thunder for marriage.

As far as he is concerned, his grandson was the new daimyo of the Land of Thunder, and the real ruler is his daughter who has always been filial and kind.

This is an opportunity to infiltrate the power of the Fire Nation into the Thunder Nation.The alliance between Thunder and Fire was reached at this time.

But Rock Country refused to admit to Thunder Country's accusation.

But not long after, Iwanin attacked Konoha in a surprise attack, which kicked off the Three Kingdoms War, which was already on the verge of breaking out.

As the forces of the Three Kingdoms collided, the war that was triggered by the death of the former daimyo of the Kingdom of Thunder gradually evolved into the Great War of the Five Kingdoms.

The third ninja war began shortly after Kakashi passed the Jōnin exam.

In the world of ninjas, as long as a person passes the Chunin exam, it means that he has enough ability to join the battlefield.

Kakashi was eager to try at the beginning of the war, but was stopped by his teacher Minato Namikaze.

Namikaze Minato still felt that it was too cruel for a child to face the cruelty of war prematurely.

But with the spread of the front, the war reached the middle stage, with heavy casualties, and Konoha no longer had enough manpower to maintain the battle.

As a last resort, the Ninjutsu Academy lowered the difficulty of the Chunin exam this time, allowing a group of untrained children to pass the Chunin exam and send them to the front without stopping.

This time, not even a strong candidate for the next Hokage can stop it.

At this time, Osamu Dazai mixed with a group of logistics troops and came to the front line.

The first thing he encountered was that he was attacked by Kaze Ninja. The two sides fought fiercely all the way, and Jiraiya, who fell into the trap of encirclement and suppression unknowingly, was followed by a group of wounded companions, and in front of him was a squad of Jōnin-level squads from the Nation of Wind.

In order to buy more time for his companions to escape, Jilai also had to deal with it carefully, and even though he won in the end, it was a narrow victory.He leaned on the side of the big tree to recover his strength and was always on guard against the surroundings, until he saw Konoha's flag, he finally took a breath.

Reinforcement came.

However, he fell silent after seeing that the leader of the backup force turned out to be Osamu Dazai, who was legendary for taking one step at a time and panting three times.

It took him a while before he raised his head, and said with a wry smile, "Has Konoha reached this point? Even you have been sent to the front line."

"Oh, what a rude statement!"

Osamu Dazai smiled and fastened the bandage tightly. He was satisfied to see the wound on Jiraiya's arm open again, and the blood soaked the snow-white gauze. Then he opened his mouth exaggeratedly and apologized without sincerity, " I'm sorry, Jiraiya-san, I really feel dizzy."

Wearing a forehead protector with the word 'oil' on his head and a red coat, Jiraiya looked at the man in front of him with dead eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched at Osamu Dazai's insincere excuse, and he didn't want to speak.

A man who said three sentences and coughed up blood all the year round said he was dizzy?

It was probably the funniest joke he had heard this year.

However, at this time, years of experience with Tsunade told Jiraiya, when you are seriously injured, don't offend anyone and don't offend the doctor who is healing you.

This is the experience of Jiraiya who woke up on the operating table after being sent to the hospital after a serious injury and was taken over by Osamu Dazai. .

When it comes to how Osamu Dazai met Jiraiya, it can be summed up in one sentence——

This white hair has been touched by me.

"Dazai, how is Konoha doing now?" Or is your body really manly?

It’s no wonder that Zilai would be so worried, because whoever is drunk walking on the road and suddenly knocks down a passer-by thought that the problem could be solved with an apology, but the passerby vomited blood on the spot and said yes with a calm face. If I was not careful, I really don't need to care, he just broke three ribs.

Only.

Already.

At the beginning, Jilai also thought that Osamu Dazai was joking, until he sent the man to the hospital, he realized that the situation was worse than what Osamu Dazai said, because Osamu Dazai not only had three broken ribs, but also had a lot of blood in his abdominal cavity.

Jiraiya, who didn't know about Osamu Dazai's special physique, fell into deep thought for the first time. His physique is now so strong that he can kill people half-dead with a random bump?

"The village is fine. After all, three generations have been in charge." Dazai Osamu put spiritual power on his hand, and stopped bleeding from the deadliest wound on Jiraiya's abdomen. "What's the current situation?"

"It's troublesome." Jiraiya sighed slightly, "The ninja who attacked us just now was Kazuna, and Tsunade sent a letter a while ago, saying that the recent movement of Kirito is not quite right."

This war has reached the present, and it can be said that it is a real battle of perseverance. The five major powers are waiting for their opponents to show signs of exhaustion, looking for the right time to swallow their opponents in one gulp.

After Osamu Dazai's treatment was over, Jiraiya got up slowly, the important wounds had begun to heal, and the chakra in his body gradually recovered, and he thanked Osamu Dazai gratefully.

After Osamu Dazai repeatedly emphasized that his health had improved and the long journey was not a problem, Jiraiya looked at him suspiciously and believed it.

Galloping through the woods, he never forgot to spare part of his mind to observe Dazai Osamu who was at the side. After confirming that his complexion was normal, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and quickened his pace.

After returning to the base camp, he saw Tsunade, Namikaze Minato and their three disciples busy walking around, and they were about to go up to talk and tell Shi about what happened to Kaunin.

He heard a piercing cough and the familiar sound of vomiting blood coming from beside him.

Turning around stiffly, sure enough, Osamu Dazai took out a plain white handkerchief and covered his lips with familiarity, and scarlet plum blossoms spread little by little on the white handkerchief.

"Jiraiya, what did you do to Dazai?"

"No, Tsunade, listen to me, I didn't do anything." He even pulled off his coat to reveal his unhealed pink scar, "Look, I am a patient myself, how could I do anything to Osamu Dazai?" what."

People always sympathize with the weak.Compared to Ziraiya, a rough guy who is full of spirits, no matter how you look at it, the sickly beauty who looks like she can be blown down by a gust of wind is more distressing.

Tsunade pushed away the bewildered Jiraiya, put one hand on Dazai's wrist, and input chakra to examine his body carefully.

"Yeah. There is progress, Dazai, your body is much better recently than before."

The relationship between Tsunade and Osamu Dazai, who has the reputation of "medical sage", can be said to be unexpectedly good.

After Osamu Dazai saw Tsunade for the first time, he smiled and invited the princess of Konoha to die in love with him and sleep in endless darkness.

It can be said that it is very deadly.

However, Tsunade is an invisible plush fan, and the previous foxes all have one thing in common, that is, the shiny white hair.

The contented Tsunade who licked the fox was merciful and didn't care about Dazai's faux pas.

After a chance encounter in a casino, seeing Dazai killing everyone at the gambling table, people may yearn for something subconsciously if they lack something.

Tsunade, who is secretly called the "legendary big fat sheep", is actually very envious of a lucky man like Osamu Xiang Dazai who can casually kill all directions.

This kind of natural attraction between gamblers turned into favorability after Osamu Dazai generously lent half of the money won by Tsunade who had lost everything.

Dazai, who is a frequent visitor to the medical department, is either treating others or being treated by others every day. It is difficult for Tsunade not to be familiar with Dazai.

"Right, right~" Dazai Osamu squinted his eyes and smiled, "Now I can keep up with Jiraiya-san's speed, and I think my body is still good."

"Keep up with Jiraiya's speed?" Tsunade grasped the point, she slowly turned around and looked at Jiraiya expressionlessly, "Jiraiya, come over and let's chat."

Who gave you the confidence to take Osamu Dazai on a drag race?

As Dazai Osamu's attending physician, Tsunade felt that his authority had been challenged.

Namikaze Minato kindly left with Obito and Rin, and pushed Kakashi before leaving.

Everyone knows for whom Osamu Dazai came to the front line of the war.

Dazai is not like them ninjas who were born in Konoha and grew up in Konoha, so he naturally has no reason to fight for honor.

He is more like a traveler who came to Konoha to settle down, quietly retreating to his own small courtyard, aloof from the world.

Now that there is an extreme shortage of medical tolerance, it is not that no one has asked the third generation to let Osamu Dazai come to the front line to contribute to Konoha, but the third generation rejected them.

Until he offered to come to the front.

Kakashi was a little awkward, he felt that Osamu Dazai had done too much for him.

It is like a hungry child begging for a little milk, and then he finds that the host has not only prepared hot milk for him, but also fluffy bread and even warm clothes.

He was at a loss.

Then, he raised his head, "Dazai-san, do you really mean nothing to my father?"

Dazai-san's face stiffened.