[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

After Dazai completes all the adoption procedures, Kakashi will be regarded as Dazai's adopted son in name.

When Osamu Dazai brought Kakashi home, the white-haired boy had already put on a half mask, covering his nose and lips that resembled his biological father.

Mr. Dazai smiled knowingly about the child's awkward little thoughts, and didn't intend to expose it.

Hatake's family's foundation in Konoha is still shallow, not everyone like Hinata and Uchiha, and Hatake Sakumo's death is not honorable, although he has made all plans for his only son, but now a Stern questions were posed in front of Osamu Dazai and Kakashi.

——Who will teach Kakashi's taijutsu?

As for Osamu Dazai, who coughed up a mouthful of blood after taking two steps, to be honest, Kakashi almost formed a psychological shadow after experiencing the bloody scene yesterday.

Let Dazai teach?Please don't make trouble!

After Osamu Dazai and Kakashi stared at each other for a while, Osamu Dazai was defeated.

Then, the first-ever ultra-luxury gymnastics introductory education master class started like this.

Taught by Wuhutui, Yaken Toshiro, and Sayo Zuomonji, the three-strike masters, the skill points of concealment, assassination, and detection that ninjas should master coincidentally coincide with the skill points of Honmaru's short knives.

After Mr. Dazai spit out mouthfuls of bright red blood at the communication screen of the Government of Time with no expression on his face, the staff of the Government of Time were defeated.

Well, well, aren't they just a few puppets without any intelligence, relying on various dagger data, but with a whole body of force, they have plenty of them!

Although he couldn't personally teach Kakashi about the taijutsu left by Sakumo, but seeing the silver-haired kid jumping up and down being chased by the three-strike dagger, Mr. Dazai firmly believed that all sword techniques are common!

No matter how good you learn, it is better to practice once!

I have to say that after unraveling the child's knots, perhaps because of my previous experiences, children who have seen the warmth and coldness of human relationships prematurely have stronger will and self-discipline than ordinary adults.

I get up early every day to practice kunai, and after studying and returning home, I am taught how to be a man by three masters of short swords, and I never complain day after day.

Moreover, there is an old father at home?Under the pressure of life, the young Kakashi quickly mastered a good cooking skill, and strictly forbade an incomprehensible adult from entering the kitchen.

In Kakashi's view, Osamu Dazai is a strange person.

For a man whose body is so weak, it can be said that every moment he lives in this world can be regarded as a miracle.

What's more, this grown-up is always trying to die.

After experiencing the initial panic, when Kakashi pushed Kazuya early in the morning and saw Osamu Dazai hanging under the eaves as a sunny doll, he was no longer surprised.

"What are you doing Dazai-san?"

"Good morning, Kakashi, trouble, cough, cough." After a violent cough, a mouthful of blood gushed out of Osamu Dazai's mouth, but due to the pressure on his neck, it choked straight back into his throat. It caused another round of severe coughing, and he struggled to look at Kakashi, "Help me, cough cough!"

Expressionlessly throwing a kunai cut the hemp rope on the beam, Kakashi didn't want to think about this horrible scene, "Can I trouble you to commit suicide next time and choose a place far away from me?"

The disgust is beyond words.

"Kakashi, you have changed, you were not like this before!"

"Oh, is it?" Facing the accusation of his titular guardian, Kakashi didn't waver in his heart. He went straight to the kitchen, poured oil, started the fire, and started breakfast.The whole person is capitalized indifference.

After breakfast, today is a rare holiday for the Ninja Academy. Kakashi didn't have to rush to the Ninja Academy. At Dazai Osamu's request, he knelt down at the desk and practiced big characters with a brush.

With an inadvertent glance, he saw Osamu Dazai in black mink fur sitting under the eaves and enjoying the scenery with exquisite warm hands in his hands.

Then I couldn't move my eyes away.

Kakashi suddenly understood why everyone in the village said that Osamu Dazai was the least ninja in Konoha.

Pale enough to have light purple lips, his frail body and the faint smell of herbs all indicate that this man is weak.

Every move has the charm of flowing water.

Just sitting there, this man is a landscape.

"What are you looking at, Kakashi?" Osamu Dazai drank his tea and didn't turn his head.

Kakashi, who was discovered by peeping, was a little embarrassed, so he simply put down the pen and paper, walked over to him and sat down.

"Master Dazai, why do you always think of committing suicide?" Perhaps it was because Osamu Dazai's eyes were so gentle at this time that Kakashi couldn't help asking what was in his heart.

After he asked, he subconsciously covered his mouth, which was a bit impolite.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't care. After handing Kakashi a piece of persimmon, he looked up at the blue sky, "Because the person I loved so much in this world is gone."

"It's so lonely."

"Lover?" Kakashi had never heard of any marriage status of this famous golden bachelor in Konoha.

"Yes, my love." As if a strange switch had been touched, Osamu Dazai's gloomy eyes softened a lot, "He is a rare master of gymnastics."

As he spoke, he rubbed Kakashi's soft white hair, and picked up Foxnosuke who had slipped into his arms at some point, "This psychic beast is the last connection between me and him."

"he?"

Kakashi felt as if he had discovered something.

Wait Kakashi, you can't think like that, it's disrespectful to your dead father and mother!

However, although there are many well-known gymnastics masters in the Five Kingdoms, Konoha's White Fang is the only one in terms of age. If you think about it carefully, the person who listened to Dazai's tone is already dead!

Look at the psychic beast in his arms again. Although Osamu Dazai explained that it was a fox psychic beast for viewing, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that it was a white dog that looked like a fox.

Who doesn't know that the psychic beast of Hatake's family is a dog! !

Kakashi felt that everything made sense.

No wonder Osamu Dazai would be willing to take over his oil bottle as a bachelor, no wonder he reacted so strongly when he humiliated his father.

Facing the man who almost became his stepfather, Kakashi's expression was a bit indescribable, although he was very touched by Dazai's friendship with his father, and even developed a world-weary complex after his father died.

But, "Dazai, I think you should give up on my father, he misses my mother all the time."

"Huh?" Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, as if swallowing a fly, very disgusting, "Tui-chan! Bite him!"

Hatake Sakumo is a 1.8-meter-tall burly man, which blind eye would he fall in love with? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Kakashi, who was being chased all over the room by the white-haired and freckled boy, knew in his heart: Oh, I'm getting angry from embarrassment.

Dazai: Get out, get out of my fairy castle!

Children always think too much about reading, probably because they don't have enough homework.In order for Kakashi to have a fulfilling and enjoyable vacation, Osamu Dazai decisively summoned Ran out.

In the pretense of the name, he has learned the four major magic arts of East Asia well, and he is not afraid to travel all over the universe.

"So that's why you asked me to learn makeup?"

"Of course." Mr. Dazai said earnestly, "Kakashi, you have to know that even the best ninjutsu has the existence of chakra, and it is not perfect, but as long as you master the magical skill of makeup proficiently."

Patting Kakashi's immature shoulders as a sign of encouragement, "Young man, I have a crush on you."

Uchiha Obito sneaked into Dazai Osamu's mansion quietly, under the pretense of spying on the enemy. In order to prevent Kakashi from having any unruly plans for Lin without his knowledge, he decided to come and see what happened to this sullen guy. How to spend the holidays!

He wasn't worried that Kakashi, a sullen guy, would be abused by that man named Dazai because of his flawed character!

He just came to inquire about the military situation!

But it looked like a small courtyard, but Obito managed to get lost in the room.

Obito, who was lurking in the dark and dark place, thought of all the ghost stories about the haunted house that his mother-in-law had told before, and he felt his legs were a little weak.

Just when the young man retreated in his heart and wanted to leave, he finally saw a light at the end of the corridor.

As if seeing hope, Obito quickened his pace, turned over and flashed into the room.

Then, the innocent boy blushed for a moment.

He saw the person sitting on the table wearing a pink cherry blossom kimono, white powder covering the face, small bean eyebrows, a little cherry lips, except for the girl's overly conspicuous white hair, Obito felt like his heart was sick Same, jumping as if abnormal.

"That's right, raise your hand slightly."

A male voice in the room broke Uchiha Obito's wild thoughts, he shook his head violently, no, no, he likes Lin!It won't be the kind of half-hearted playboy!

However, unlike the vigorous Lin, the girl in pink kimono is like Ji Jun in the daimyo mansion, demure and gentle, and is the same existence as Yamato Nadeko in every man's heart.So the boy still couldn't help it, raised his head and told himself to take one last look in his heart!

Quietly glanced at the girl next to the candlestick again, because of the man's strict teaching, 'she' frowned slightly, a thin blush appeared on her face, she bit her lip, she didn't say anything, reluctantly followed the man's instructions Instructed to soften his posture.

Obito patted his face to prevent himself from being obsessed with women. He felt that as a big man, he was not a task. He should not spy on a girl's bedroom. Although he felt strange, he had never seen such a thing in Konoha. She was a beautiful girl, but he suppressed his curiosity.Prepare to sneak out and find your target.

"By the way, Kakashi, isn't this very well done~"

"!!"

Obito Uchiha was so shocked that his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell straight off the beam, ignoring his bruised knee, he pointed at the 'girl' in surprise, "Is this Kakashi?"