[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Kagura looked at Mr. Nakahara, who entered the room grandly, talking and laughing with his mother at home, and looked at Dazai, who seemed to have lost the joy of life and was sitting paralyzed by the door like a salted fish.

Reminiscent of Dazai's shocking roar on the street, I always feel that I understand something.

Oh, this complicated adult world.

Unlike Kamui, who is already full of worries at a young age, Kagura-chan is very good at acting like a baby~ She dived into the arms of Jiang Hua who was lying quietly on the bed, and looked at Binbin with the same blue eyes without blinking The polite Zhongyuan Chuya.

"Mommy, is he our daddy?"

A heart attack.

Kamui standing in the corner, Dazai paralyzed at the door, and even Master Xinghaifang who hurried back after receiving the news, couldn't help holding their breath, nervously waiting for the result.

Touching his daughter's orange-red hair, Jiang Hua swept his phoenix eyes, and observed the nervous expressions of the three men amusedly, "Kagura, Zhong is also uncle."

"Oh." There was an indescribable sense of loss. After all, compared to Shenhuang, who had a faint tendency to be bald and never saw his head and tail, this young and handsome Mr. Zhongyuan in front of him was better.

Of course, Kagura-chan didn't fancy Mr. Nakahara's bulging pocket!Money is also linked to a man's charm, right?Don't separate the two, vulgar.

However, she immediately regained her spirits, "Does this mean that when Kagura grows up, she will be able to be the bride?"

In this way, the gold coins in the pocket of the legendary Mr. Zhongyuan who can casually give away a planet as a gift will still be hers!Couldn't be more witty.

"No! I disagree!" X2

The fire of revolutionary friendship between Dazai and Hoshikaibozu ignites again.

"Kagura, Dad, I never agree that your future boyfriend is so many years older than you!"

"Dad, you really don't understand girls' hearts. Mommy is so tired just because you are younger than Mommy."

With a critical strike, the master of Xinghai Fang looked up at Jiang Hua in disbelief, "Is...is that so?"

Osamu Dazai curled his lips indiscriminately, shook his head and sighed at the allies with low combat effectiveness. He walked in front of Kagura, took Chuya Nakahara's hand and knelt down on one knee, signed a loyal kiss with the ceremony of a knight, and swore sovereignty.

"That's not okay, little girl, Chuya, he is my master~" Focusing on the last two words, the ending sound is deliberately lengthened, it can be said that just listening to the voice can directly make people think of someone who is drifting in the river. the boat.

Before Osamu Dazai could be proud, Mr. Nakahara was furious, "Osamu Dazai, you are really courageous!"

He grabbed Dazai Osamu's naturally curly black hair with one hand, ignored Dazai Osamu's painful call, and exerted force with one hand, directly pressing the man into the hard floor tiles.

Like cleaning up a large and unsightly garbage, he waved to the Xinghai Fangzhu who was standing aside, motioning him to clean up the garbage.In a sense, Shenhuang, who is at the bottom of the whole family's food chain, has no courage to say no to his brother-in-law's kind eyes.

After apologizing to his allies in his heart, he hurriedly kicked Dazai out of the house.

And very dog-legged, he began to ask about his health and condolences to his brother-in-law for his hard work on the long-distance travel.

Then, for the first time, this man with a great reputation outside and the title of strongest in the universe didn't have the courage to ask.

Kamui looked impatiently at the twitching Master Xinghaifang, curled his lips, picked up the big umbrella at his feet and went out out of sight and out of mind.

If he stays here any longer, he will definitely do things that worry Mommy, such as—following the Yetu blood boiling in his body, killing his blood father or something.

This time, it definitely won't just tear off his arm.

The murderous intent flashed in his eyes, and he carefully concealed the killing intent.He came to Jianghua's bed with a smile, and said obediently that he took Osamu Dazai at the door around.

Kagura on the side blinked and wrapped around the boy like a small tail, expressing that he wanted to supervise.

Although Luoyang has become the second hometown of the rabbits, this planet is also lonely. There are only a few cities on such a huge planet that can accommodate these energetic rabbits. Walking on the deserted streets, the power of God Finally, I couldn't help but asked, "Ever since I can remember, I've always heard that I have an uncle who traveled around to find a way to treat my mother's illness. Is it you?"

"Of course." Mr. Dazai was very satisfied with what the boy said about you.

He felt that the future of this night rabbit boy was very promising.

Shenwei held his younger sister's hand and smiled, "Then there must be good news for uncle's return, right?"

Despite smiling, Kamui himself didn't know if the answer wasn't what he imagined, would he tear up the 'useless' man in front of him on the spot, he held Kagura's tender hand tightly, unconsciously My hope gains strength from my sister's warm palm.

Kagura was in a bit of pain, although she didn't quite understand why her brother was suddenly so scary, but she held back the pain and shook the sweaty hand, comforting him silently.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai replied again, "Of course."

"Really? This is really great." The young man got a positive answer, and his tone became cheerful. He introduced, "Although there is nothing to visit in Luoyang, there are still a few fighting fields that can be used to pass the time. of."

Kamui is in a good mood.

Although Kagura knows that his idiot brother always squints and smiles all day long, his heart is at peace right now.

So much so that he hummed out of tune.

Compared with the bustling earth, there is really nothing to do in Luoyang.

Night rabbits who hate strong sunlight don't even need an umbrella to walk on this planet.

"It's ridiculous, isn't it? After the Yetus abandoned their gradually depleted home planet, they missed the peace, and finally gave up the rich other planets, and chose to settle in the same desolate Luoyang."

The young man seemed to be simply sighing, perhaps because he learned that his mother's illness has been cured, he is in a very good mood now.

"No." Osamu Dazai stopped, "I heard that An'an is beautiful now. Besides the endless desert, there is the last piece of paradise, which is hidden in the deepest part of the desert, with verdant forests and warm sunshine. , and the last delicate flower of Anxiety that was born."

"Really? This is really great." Shenwei praised sincerely.

"My mother told me that the rice on the earth is delicious, and the environment is also very suitable for settlement and recuperation." Shenwei's tone was very brisk. After all, he was only a child, and he hadn't learned to hide his emotions perfectly. Humming a song, he couldn't wait to share the joy he couldn't express to others, "After my mother's illness gets better, I will contact the spaceship and buy a house on the earth at that time. , when the time comes, go and settle there.”

"Isn't that good?" Looking at the desolate street, Mr. Dazai affirmed the boy's thoughts, and he said, "There are a few very interesting guys on Earth, and you will definitely be very interested in it then."

"Oh?" Kamui blinked at Dazai, "Are you sure?"

"Of course!" Mr. Dazai sold his teammates without hesitation, "There is a guy named Sakata Gintoki, but he claims to be number one in the universe!"

"That's really nice."

Kagura, who was following behind Kamui, couldn't understand this overly profound conversation, she looked at her brother ignorantly, pulled Kamui's sleeve, and asked in a childish voice, "Can Mommy's illness be cured? "

Kamui nodded.

Kagura gave a sweet smile, and then, after a long silence, "Brother, can Daddy go to Earth with us?"

Although she was young, Kagura keenly discovered that in all the plans of the idiot brother, there was no mention of Dad at all, and she was actually very worried.

Although her brother is back now, she still can't forget the scene of her father fighting with her brother. No matter how much she cries, no one pats her on the head like before, comforting her and saying don't be afraid, the nightmare will pass soon .

What's even more frightening is that after that, everyone she could rely on left the house, leaving only her and her seriously ill mommy.

Even this time, if she hadn't gotten the news from the mercenary in advance, she wouldn't have taken the idiot brother home at all.

Since that day, Kagura has been afraid.

She couldn't understand why the home that was still fine before that day suddenly became like that.

"That man, don't worry about him." The dumb hair on the top of his head trembled, and Shenwei responded with 12 patience to his young sister, "Mom's illness will recover soon, and everything will gradually improve .”

Mr. Dazai looked at the expressions of the two brothers and sisters, tsk tsk, what a failure, ally.

He took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket, peeled off the paper casing and handed it to the orange-haired little loli.

"Thank you, Auntie. In fact, Kagura thinks that you and uncle are a good match." Lori thanked her in a low voice and took the chocolate, "However, Kagura must be the one who will be the bride in the end!"

The corners of Mr. Dazai's mouth twitched, and he stretched out his big sinful hand towards the orange-haired Lolita's head very viciously, and said with a pitiful blow, "No, Kagura-chan, some things will not have results if you work hard."

"why?"

"It's not right because of your gender."

Kamui stopped in his tracks, still smiling, his blue eyes fixed on the troublesome hand, grabbed Dazai's slender wrist, and abruptly moved the hand on Kagura's head to his head.

"..."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, who wants to rub your head! No matter how you look at it, Kagura should be cuter! Don't think that you can barely get close to Masahiro when you are underage!

Don't say that Mr. Dazai is not Shotacon!I'm afraid to scare you to death when I say it, but his little slug is underage for ten thousand years!

Withdrew his hand very quickly, and took out the handkerchief without hesitation and wiped it vigorously.

After the two of them stared at each other silently for two seconds, it can be said that it is a true portrayal of seeing and hating each other.