[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The time passed quickly when Mr. Zhong Yuan finished the fifth pack of milk-flavored biscuits and was gearing up to open the sixth pack.

Mr. Dazai was fortunate to receive a pardon from the nobles of the world, and got a small biscuit.After taking a bite full of joy——

QWQ~ so hard!

Osamu Dazai seemed to have thought of something, forcefully opened his teeth, pressed his tongue with his slender index finger, and gently touched the deepest part of his gum with his middle finger.

A little round and cold sharpness came from his fingertips.

Zhong Yuanzhong also only felt an itchy and numb feeling in his mouth. His blue eyes, which originally contained anger, were filled with a clear spring at that moment. Two drops of physiological tears were squeezed out in a controlled manner.

Then he was gently kissed by the culprit.Then he slid all the way to the soft lips, replaced his slender fingers with softer lips, and began to make the most detailed inspection of his noble lord's mouth.

Every gap between the teeth was not spared, like a hungry traveler who found a sweet spring, sucked greedily, and even made an ambiguous click.

Just when Mr. Zhong Yuan was about to lack oxygen, the kiss finally ended, and a silver thread was pulled out from the parted lips of the two ambiguously.

Before Zhongyuan Zhongye could speak, those eyes that were as deep as an abyss without bottom were full of satisfaction at this moment, "Not bad oh Zhongye~ good teeth~"

"Dazai Osamu, you fucking die!"

A roar came from the room, followed by the sound of various furniture colliding and breaking, and the man's painful muffled groans.

Well... a good day starts with slaughtering.

It's ok, steady.

After the two of them had cleaned up, Yaken, who had seen no surprises, calmly entered the room. After tidying up the messy room, he began to report the latest information, "Master Dazai, Kuchiki Rukia's latest verdict has come down."

"Oh?" Dazai, who was still slightly bruised at the corner of his mouth, bared his teeth and asked in a gasp.

"His public execution in front of Bipolar has been confirmed ten days later."

"Oh, it turned out to be a bipolar punishment." Dazai Osamu murmured, "This really shocked me."

"One more thing, Dazai-sama."

"Ok?"

"Captain Unohanaretsu already suspects that Soyousuke Aizen has faked his death."

"I see." Osamu Dazai got up, he smiled and looked at Yaken, "Then Yaken-san~"

"Yes, Dazai-sama, the direction you pointed is the way forward for us."

After the almost absurd order was issued in the central room 46, the first person to notice the strangeness was Unohana Retsu.

Perhaps it was due to a woman's sixth sense, she instinctively felt that there might be a problem in the central room 46.Then, Aizen's corpse always made her feel awkward.

In order to confirm the information, she took Kotoru Qingyin to the place where Aizen's body was parked decisively again. After the initial panic, Unokanaretsu carefully inspected the already cold body this time.

She came to the central room 46 with a heavy face.

After slowly pushing open the door of Central Room 46, which has been closed all year round, even Unokanaretsu felt absent-minded for a moment the moment he entered the door.Inside the door was the entire dark red ground stained red with blood, and mutilated corpses were scattered in every corner, carrying the horror of the moment of death.

It's like Asura's hell.

Uzhihualiu's first reaction was to cover the eyes of Toru Qingyin behind her, "Don't look at Qingyin."

Even though her eyes were covered, the lingering smell of blood in her nose made Huche Qingyin instantly understand what happened here. With a pale face, she silently retreated behind the captain.

"As expected of the captain of the thirteenth division of Goutei, Captain Unohanaretsu, you were able to find this place." A familiar tone, familiar voice, a man's generous and steady voice came from the empty hall.

Before he knew it, the door behind Unokanaretsu slowly closed, and the originally dark central room 46 was brightly lit at this moment, and Aizen, who should have died long ago, just stood in the brightly lit place with a calm smile.The brown curly hair is attached to the earlobe softly, and the steady and elegant face is set off by the black framed glasses, which is even more bookish. If there is not a pool of blood and broken limbs around him, it is said that Aizen is at this time. It is not an exaggeration to go to the Maou Academy of Spiritual Art to attend classes.

"You don't seem surprised to see me?" Lan Ran raised his head and smiled gently, but the smile didn't reach his eyes, "Can you tell me, where did you find something wrong?"

After Unohana's detailed answer, the only woman who noticed the truth opened her eyes and asked, "Captain Aizen, so you have confirmed your crime?"

"Crime? No." Aizen shook his head gently, as if he was looking at the unreasonable child who couldn't get candy, "I should have stood at the top, and all this is just a little..."

The light-colored eyes swept across the shadows, and the corner of Lanran's mouth curled into a smile, as if he was an innocent child. He didn't intend to continue the boring topic just now, "What are you going to do? Only you can Catch it?"

"No, Aizen, I just need to report your crime."

"is it?"

For some reason, the ambiguous smile on Aizen's face set alarm bells in Unokanaretsu's heart, her brain began to spin rapidly, what was missing!Think about it again, what exactly has she overlooked!

At this moment, Toshirō Hitsugaya, the new captain of the [-]th squad who followed Unokanaretsu, moved!He couldn't bear Aizen's deception of Chisentao, so he drew his sword.

"Shoot him, magic gun!"

"Captain Ichimaru!"

"Oh, good afternoon, Captain Unohana~"

"Have you even betrayed?"

"My allegiance has always been Master Aizen, so why talk about rebellion?" Tosen Kaname's voice came from behind.

Unohana frowned, looking at Hitsugaya lying in a pool of blood and the three captains in front of him, he realized that something was wrong.

Then, she saw the joy in the eyes of the man in front of her overflowing his eyes, and he said coldly, "Dazai-san, are you ready?"

"!!" Under the unbelievable gazes of Unozhihualie and Huche Qingyin, that familiar voice came from behind them.

"Oh, Captain Aizen is really evil-minded, this kind of thing just needs to be done by someone else."

At the last moment when Unohanaretsu's consciousness gradually dissipated, what she saw was Osamu Dazai who had changed out of the black Shiba outfit, wearing a light-colored windbreaker, khaki slacks, beige shirt and a blue gemstone brooch. That was the indifferent Tobi colored eyes.

"Good night, Captain."

The sleeping incense prepared by Yaoyan directly acts on the spirit body, and even the stronger the spirit power, the deeper the sleep.

"Then Captain Aizen, are you satisfied with your performance?"

Aizen didn't answer, and shifted his eyes from Dazai Zhi to Yaken who was beside him with a half-smile, and asked, "Isn't Dazai-san going to make up for it?"

"Oh, I thought Captain Aizen wanted a voice to convey your plan~" Dazai looked at Aizen in surprise, "Did I guess wrong?"

"No, you're right, otherwise, wouldn't this farce that has been planned for hundreds of years be too boring."

After watching Aizen leave with a smile, Osamu Dazai looked at Unokanaretsu and Toru Qingyin who fell asleep on the ground, touched their noses, and carried them to a dry place. He couldn't bear to let the two delicate beauties fall in a pool of blood in it.

Speaking of which, he would have chosen the fourth team, except that he had made a mistake in the direction of looking for Yoshikumaru at the beginning, and on the other hand——

In the entire thirteenth division, only Uno Hanauri looks very much in line with his aesthetics.

After confirming that Unohanaretsu would be in a coma for three full days, Dazai Osamu also left the already empty Central Room 46 humming a song.

Now he is going to preside over the leaderless fourth team, to appease the hearts of the people.

On the third day, Osamu Dazai calmly got up from the [-]th squad and went to Bipolar Hill to wait for the final result.On the way, Osamu Dazai accidentally met Kurosaki Ichigo who was provoking Kuchiki Byakuya, although his strength was much stronger than what Mikazuki told him.

But recalling the battle that could have been tied many years ago, Osamu Dazai stopped aside with great interest, waiting for the result to be born.

Even after being specially trained by Yoruichi, facing a genius with rich combat experience like Kuchiki Byakuya, emmm...Although Kurosaki Ichigo can be regarded as a genius, there is always a kind of hot-blooded male protagonist who just came out of Novice Village, holding all The best knife in the village, wearing the best clothes in the whole village to challenge LV·99's **oss.

Osamu Dazai can assure you that the reason Ichigo boy persisted for so long without losing is entirely because Byakuya was paddling!

How could the already confused blade unleash an unstoppable offensive like before?

Kurosaki Ichigo didn't understand, but he keenly noticed that the iceberg in front of him, which had always been impeccable, had cracks.

After discarding all distracting thoughts, the orange-haired short-haired boy unleashed his strongest blow, Crescent Moon Sky Chong, to decide the winner, and he was also seriously injured and fell to the ground.

But, it's too late together.

When Osamu Dazai finally arrived at Bipolar Hill, Kuchiki Byakuya, who was unsteady and defeated by Kurosaki Ichigo, also came here through Shunpo, with no sadness or joy on his face, and no emotion at all.

"Execution!" With a steady voice, the troops surrounding the bipolar seemed to come to life, injecting spiritual power into them one after another, the bipolar activated, and a huge flash of light shot straight into the sky, connecting the sky.

And at this most critical moment, Kurosaki Ichigo, who returned from the bloodbath, threw Rukia out of the giant light at the last moment, and handed her over to his recognized companion Renji.

Captain Yamamoto is furious!In order to protect the face of Shisanfan, he decided to take the criminal back by himself!And at this critical moment, infighting appeared among the captains of the Reaper!

The captain of the [-]th division Shishiro Ukitake and the captain of the [-]th division Jingle Shunsui walked out silently and stopped in front of their teacher.

While Captain Yamamoto was restrained, the other captains were also restrained.

Except Captain Unohana who was not present!

At this moment, Unohana's clear and righteous voice came from the sky, and the peaceful and clear voice slowly dispelled the conspiracy lingering in the entire Jingling Court to the gods of death who were still deceived in the drum.

"The 46 elders in the 46th room of the Central Committee have all been confirmed to have been killed. Captain Aizen Soyousuke of the [-]th Division, Captain Ichimaru Gin of the [-]rd Division, Kaname Tosen, the captain of the [-]th Division, and... Osamu Dazai, the third seat of the [-]th Division Confirm defection!"

There was a big wave.

"Aizen??!!"

"Of course, gentlemen, it's really a big farce." The appearance of Aizen means that what Unozhihuaretsu said is correct.

After the two captain-level shots, Rukia returned to Aizen's hands again.

Then, he mercilessly inserted his hand into the girl's heart! "It turns out that the collapsed jade is such a small thing?"

The captain, who had already realized that something was wrong, silently reached a tacit agreement with Lu Huan and his group. Ye Yi and Suifeng used super high agility to instantly put the knife on Aizen's neck and back, restricting his movements.

Tōsen wants to go to the rescue with Ichimaru Gin, but they are also imprisoned.

The only one who can still move is Dazai who has his Zanpakuto confiscated.

Ye Yi said, "Dazai, do you think we won't take any action to let you move freely after knowing that you are a traitor?"

"Oh, Captain Aizan, it's not my fault." Osamu Dazai raised his hands above his head in a gesture of surrender. After all, both Mikazuki and Yaken were held up by a knife behind him, right? What about pie~"

"Oh? Dazai, you really don't plan to let us meet the third companion?"

"what!"

Aizen pushed his eyes lightly, and his neither salty nor light tone dropped a heavy bomb in the Grim Reaper, Yoruichi frowned, and looked at Dazai who was repeatedly warned by Urahara to be more careful when he returned to Soul Society.

"Hey, Captain Aizen, do you know? Chuya has always been a shy and self-willed child." Dazai, who had received a lot of attention, suddenly spoke after a moment of silence.

All the gods of death:? ? ?