[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Osamu Dazai looked at Isshin Shiba who was exhausted in the rainstorm, tilted his head and thought for a while, "Forget it, let's go to Mikazukiden."

"Huh? Isn't Dazai-sama ready to appear?"

"Of course, you will be struck by lightning if you disturb someone's marriage!" What's more...Facing such a wise and foolish captain, at this juncture, he doesn't intend to make extra troubles.

Besides, the task Aizen entrusted to him was to recover Xubai. Although Xubai died, but... looked at the pure-blooded Quincy girl beside him with interest, well, I believe Aizen-san would be satisfied with such a result. be more satisfied~

Sankaiyue followed quickly, blinking, "Then Dazai-sama, where are we going now?"

"To visit an old friend."

According to the coordinates provided by Aizen, Osamu Dazai strolled in the rain with an oiled paper umbrella, and he acted like a baby to Zhongya with great interest, and wanted to buy something to eat when he went back.

Looking at Dazai with azure blue eyes, Nakahara Chuya said suspiciously, "I remember that I didn't treat you badly when I remembered Soul World, didn't I?"

"It's different!" Osamu Dazai glared at the puzzled little slug, "Is it like hot pot and oden?"

"Aren't they all for food?"

"Pfft." Sanriyue finally had the illusion that he was a certain lighting item when he looked at the poor-mouthed two, and he slowly blurred under Dazai's angry eyes, "Oh, the wet rainy land is really not suitable for grandpa~"

When Dazai Osamu just stepped into Urahara Kisuke's grocery store, the barrier was triggered, and Urahara Kisuke pushed open the store door, "Oh, this is really a rare customer, how did Dazai-san find here?"

Osamu Dazai looked suspiciously at the uncle with a little beard, wearing dark green shorts, light green loose clothes, and a green and white fisherman hat, and took a breath, "Urahara-san has changed over the years..." Nakahara Zhong also stared at him, and thought about his words, "It's very trendy!"

"Oh, I knew I hadn't seen him for so many years, but brother Dazai's mouth is still so sweet~" Urahara Kisuke said with a smile as he opened a folding fan.

After inviting him into the room, in just a moment, he basically understood what kind of tight life this former captain of the [-]th Division is now living in this world.

With this kind of shop that knows it can make ends meet at first glance, there are two children with big stomachs and so on. I inadvertently caught a glimpse of a cat food advertisement on the old TV.

No matter how you look at that shiny black fur, it must be Ye Yi.

"Have you degenerated to the point of relying on a cat to support yourself, Urahara-san?" Under Nakahara Nakaya's playful gaze, Osamu Dazai was heartbroken, "How can a man always eat soft food!"

"You have the guts to say such a thing?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also sat cross-legged on the shabby cushion, and said coolly, Da Zai, where did you come from, who is the invincible little boy who spends his money and takes his black card to open up with beautiful women face blame others?

"It's different. People spend their own men's money properly. Now that we're together, what's yours is mine. Of course what's mine is yours."

"Tch, who cares about your broken family property." Mr. Zhongyuan, whose ears were reddened by a straight ball, argued with a shyness that he didn't even notice.

"Yes, yes, Chuya won't care about my money."

Looking at Dazai talking to himself, Kisuke Urahara is most thankful that he kicked out the two children, otherwise it would affect the growth of his children.

After handing the hot tea to Dazai, Urahara Kisuke straight to the point, "Dazai-san, how did you come to this world?"

"The Technology Development Bureau has observed that a very special Reiatsu fugitive has appeared in the world, and I often help the fourth division buy some necessities, so I will solve this matter by the way."

"Then it can't be a coincidence that you found me here?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head honestly at this time, "This is what Captain Aizen told me."

"!!"

Hearing the familiar name again, Urahara Kisuke couldn't help recalling all kinds of things on that rainy night. Although so many years had passed, he still couldn't control his spiritual pressure, and the murderous look flashed in the green eyes again. In addition to the captain-level spiritual pressure, if Ling Tiezhai, who was waiting outside, found something wrong in time and propped up the barrier, perhaps the whole room would be wiped out because of this terrible spiritual pressure.

"The store manager." A strong voice came from outside the door, and Ling Tiezhai reminded softly.

Realizing that he was out of control, Kisuke Urahara coughed lightly, pressed the hat on his head, and regained the look of a decadent uncle, and lazily said, "Oh, how did Captain Aizen know this?"

Osamu Dazai calmly took a sip of rough tea, and sighed, "The day before Zaixia got up to leave Soul World, Captain Aizan suddenly found Shima, and said that if Zaita went to the present world, he hoped to come here to see you, Urahara."

He said sincerely in admiration, "That's great. Back when Captain Aizen was only the vice-captain, the relationship between the two of you was the best. It was obviously a reception held by Ye Yichan. In the end, the two of you Two people with very different personalities drink together and discuss topics that we don't understand."

Mr. Nakahara, who knows all the facts, couldn't help but look sideways at what he said, Dazai, you really dare to say it.But this little white flower pretends to be very dedicated, it really is Oscar who owes you a golden man, dazai.

Sure enough, when he heard this, Urahara Kisuke's face was as ugly as if he had eaten a fly, but facing Dazai who didn't know anything, he still had to show a face of approval, and secretly guarded in his heart, listening to Dazai's intentions , Aizen knew that he was hiding here early in the morning, why didn't he come sooner or later, why did he let Dazai come to find him at this time.

Thousands of thoughts flashed through his mind, Urahara Kisuke breathed out lightly, and he asked, "Did Aizen-san ask you to tell me anything?"

"Isn't that true, just let me drop by and have a look." Then he changed the subject inadvertently, "Speaking of which, that cold fellow Byakuya was the first among us to get married. The captain accidentally mentioned Ye Yichan."

Urahara Kisuke also felt a little emotional for a moment, he muttered to himself, "Really?"

"That's right, that's right, that rigid-looking guy finally adopted a little girl from Ruukon Street as the eldest lady of Kuchiki's family."

Talking about some new things in the world of corpses and souls, looking at Dazai who seems to be ignorant, no... maybe Dazai has already noticed something, and he should have noticed something when he was only called Aizen.

But the things involved in this matter are too much, just let his paranoid friend simply live in his dream.

When the pattering rain outside gradually stopped, Osamu Dazai was about to stand up and say goodbye, "I still have responsibilities to take, so I will take my leave first."

"Of course." Urahara got up to see off the guests.

When he reached the entrance, Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped without turning around, and asked, "Urahara-san, do you think there will be something that breaks the boundary between Quincy, Shinigami, and Hollow?"

Shocked by Dazai's unintentional words, Urahara Kisuke took a tight breath, worried that Dazai would follow in his footsteps, and warned with sharp eyes, "Dazai-san, once you touch some things, there is no way out."

"Of course Urahara-san, I really cherish this stable job that guarantees income in drought and flood."

"So much the better."

Mr. Nakahara couldn't understand that after Osamu Dazai went around for a long time, it would be too much to put the cart before the horse if he said that he just wanted Kasuke Urahara, who is as disgusting as he is, but this man is so kind?

Why Kisuke Urahara was accused, Nakahara Chu can also remember it clearly, Dazai clearly sensed that Kisuke Urahara would definitely save people, so it seemed like a coincidence, and it was an extremely coincidence that he sat in the Technology Research and Development Bureau that day I met Caihui, a fan girl.

And Cai Hui waited until midnight for the chief to return in order to complete the trivial task that Mr. Dazai, the crush object, gave her.

Kisuke Urahara, who came back in a hurry, didn't realize that there were other people in the room, so he made a shocking voice.

If you really want to say, Urahara Kisuke will be convicted so soon, Dazai Osamu has put a lot of effort here.

But...if this is the case, why do you have to go to the present world to have a family routine with him?

"Doesn't Zhong also want to go back to Luoyang early to treat Sister Jianghua?"

"Of course I would, but what does that have to do with your doing these things?"

"Of course it's to make Urahara anxious." Only when he became anxious would there be loopholes, and he could follow those loopholes to grab delicious fruits.

Holding a limited-edition black card, Mr. Dazai, who came to the boutique under the instructions of Chuya, began to buy some cosmeceuticals and limited-edition lipsticks, purchasing souvenirs for the female Shinigami that Seireitei knew well.This is also the reason why Uzhi Hualie will turn a blind eye and still have Dazai in the current world.Even if he is the captain, who would dislike having one or two more sets of skin care products?

He picked up a grapefruit color that is said to be the most popular this year to try on. After observing it for a long time, he didn't feel any difference from the Aojia 99 recommended by the shopping guide just now. He just waved his hand and asked for both.

The shopping guide girl wrapped the lipstick with a smile and praised, "Sir, your girlfriend is really lucky."

This sentence was true, Osamu Dazai pushed open the door, and the shopping guide who had read thousands of beautiful men couldn't help but blushed and his heart beat a little faster when he saw him.

Not to mention his forthright character of buying, buying, and buying without hesitation.May I ask which girl has not had such a beautiful dream during her dreaming period?

"I didn't buy it for my girlfriend." When Osamu Dazai saw the decorative black top hat beside him, Mimi quietly took advantage of Chuya's next door to choose red wine, "Please wrap this hat up too, thank you."

The shopping guide was a little hesitant, she mistakenly thought that Dazai had taken a fancy to the slightly fancy top hat, and kindly reminded, "Sir, this hat is a women's fashion hat."

"It's okay, he'll like it."

"Him?" Looking at this big spender, the shopping guide felt that she had discovered something.