[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Boy, have you heard of Amway?

"what?"

No, it's the God Judge. Have you ever heard of a mermaid?

Dazai Osamu: I always thought that this government was a bit hot at best. I never thought that he could be so hot. It is simply a group of retarded people.

"Mr. Sakaguchi is telling the story of the mermaid princess?"

"Dazai-san, the mermaid princess is from a foreign country. We're going to talk about another one here." Sakaguchi, who has been awarded the title of outstanding employee for three consecutive years as a government employee, is proud of his thick skin alone. The pack is up.

He couldn't be more comfortable with the slightly thorny words of the God Judge, even if no one accosted him, he could go on talking for three days and three nights.

This little setback is nothing.

"About the physical mutation you mentioned, we have already made a rough guess based on the identification of the relevant personnel."

"According to the analysis of your blood, body and bones, it can be preliminarily ruled out that the system variation is caused by the problem of space-time dimension."

To put it simply, this pot has nothing to do with our government of the time, and we do not owe thanks.

Osamu Dazai blinked his peachy eyes, and rarely showed a bit of childish confusion, "Does this have anything to do with mermaids?"

Of course, there are

Boy, have you heard of fairy tales?

If you ask further, young boy, have you heard the story of Eight Hundred Bhikkhuni?

A long time ago, a village inadvertently possessed a merman that died after being stranded, and eating the merman's flesh would grant him immortality.

The girl was instructed because of confusion and became the first person to eat crabs.

Became an immortal witch.

It is rumored that he lived for more than 800 years, so he is also called Eight Hundred Bhikkhuni.

"It's just a legend after all, isn't it?"

Osamu Dazai can be said to be quite calm now, although... the core values ​​of scientism that he has insisted on for so many years have been broken and rebuilt in the mouth of this staff member.

But... none of this matters.

"Mr. Sakaguchi, do you think I will believe this?"

Looking at the handsome young man in a light-colored coat in front of him, Sakaguchi inexplicably felt a sense of oppression. Obviously, this young man named Osamu Dazai exudes a pure and kind aura all over his body, but he who has been struggling in the dark Honmaru all year round The instinct formed by recycling and utilizing the front line is clamoring for danger.

Faced with such pure and undisguised malice, he couldn't help trembling, trembling, and finally chose to surrender.

"My lord," he said, "Do you know Onmyoji?"

"Eight hundred bhikkhunis really existed in history."

"The mutation in your body is almost completely consistent with the records in the handbook left by that adult."

One sentence hit Osamu Dazai's heart like a depth bomb, tsk, this is really a big crisis.

It's not stupid enough to ask Mr. Sakaguchi in a suit and leather shoes in front of him such stupid questions as how he ate mermaid meat.

From so many years of history, there was only one Eight Hundred Bhikkhuni. It was not difficult to find that mermaids were even rarer than he could imagine.

It's a no-brainer to ask.

Before leaving, Sakaguchi stopped Osamu Dazai.

Under Osamu Dazai's puzzled gaze, he slowly said, "Mr. Dazai, there is something I think it is necessary to tell you."

It is not considered a confidential case of the Toki no Government, "You should know from Foxnosuke, the Honmaru we are in is actually between the cracks of time and space."

Although spiritual power can be classified into the category of supernatural power in an overall manner, supernatural power cannot be regarded as spiritual power. Logically speaking, the barrier set up by the Government of Time is only inclusive of spiritual power.

However, this lord with supernatural power broke in without touching the barrier's resistance.

"Because there are really too few studies on mermaids, but Yabaichuni was once praised by Master Abe Seimei in the Heiankyo period for her power of prophecy. According to the letter of that master, it can be speculated that her prophecy may come from eating Mermaid meat."

"The power of time and space in your body has been in an unstable state... This is just a hypothesis. After eating mermaid meat, you not only have an immortal body, but you may also have acquired some kind of ability."

Because of Xiaohumaru's arrival, he didn't say much about the rest, but Osamu Dazai is a smart person, so he naturally understood what he meant.

But... there are mermaids in Yokohama!

To a certain extent, Osamu Dazai, who was deeply feared by Yokohama's big boss Mr. Mori Ogai, still did not make such a move to challenge his fragile nerves by leaving Yokohama for his own safety.

Tsk tsk, if only we could see this endangered animal.

"Master God Judge, are you going to Wanwu next?"

Although he claimed to be a wild fox that only bites people, but he was unexpectedly a very gentleman. After noticing that his judge slowed down at the bifurcation between Huihongmaru and Wanwu, he asked very intimately.

"Oh, is Xiaohumaru hall looking for me for a souvenir?"

"If you think so, you can also understand it that way."

The millennium fox never pretends to be a wolf with a big tail, and Xiaohuwan said that he is so straightforward and unpretentious.

Mr. Dazai has always had a bad concept of money.

Although he has been pretending to be poor and good-looking in front of his partner, but if he really goes deeper, he is not really short of money.

Unlike some little guy who smokes and drinks but is a good boy, the ex-Mafia cadre really doesn't have many hobbies other than committing suicide.

High risks naturally lead to high returns. The treatment of the port mafia is, in fact, very good. Five social insurances and one housing fund also cover pensions.

The premise is that you can live to a satisfactory retirement.

Mr. Osamu Dazai, a scheming boy, will always die in love once after the task is completed.Where is the meaning?

Of course, it was because of a work-related injury, so the medical department can get reimbursed after treatment.

With the acquiescence of his guardian, Dr. Mori, the boss of the port mafia, his subordinates have gradually become accustomed to saving his boss in Yokohama with all their energy after each mission, and afterwards, relentlessly working in the medical department. On the medical list submitted, report the consumption, and specifically indicate that it is caused by work-related injuries.

Then here comes the problem. Mr. Dazai, one of the five cadres of the largest mafia organization in Yokohama, does not smoke, occasionally drinks alcohol, does not gamble, and has no other bad habits. Cry poor.

His partner, Mr. Zhongyuan (crossed out), smokes the most expensive cigarettes, drinks the strongest alcohol, and drives the coolest car (crossed out). They are both one of the five major cadres, and they are partners with each other. They are all about the same.

Where did Mr. Dazai's salary go?