Seriously, let's run for our lives

Bai Lingchuan and Sheng Zhiqing took turns to rest and drive, all the way south according to the previous plan, unconsciously saw that the east was white, and dawn had come.

Both of them knew very well in their hearts that there were connections between the planets, and they didn't know who was the ally. Something happened to the prison on the big head planet, and the arrest warrant would be posted within two days. Speaking of the whole of China, the two of them are well-known in the nearby cities anyway.

"Isn't it romantic for the two old men to run away like this?" There is a freezer in the RV, and there are quite a lot of food in it, so at this time Sheng Zhiqing is leaning on the co-pilot and eating an apple, while talking to Bai Ling Chuan chatted, "It can be said that it is legendary to have such an experience in life."

Bai Lingchuan yawned boredly: "It's okay, after all, when I think about how many times I have to watch you take off your underwear, I feel that this life is really suspenseful."

Sheng Zhiqing stuffed the remaining half-pulled apple into his mouth, narrowed his eyes and smiled: "People who are about to slap their faces like pigs' heads have no right to say that about me."

"...Well, I can't afford to offend you. Whatever you say is what you say."

The two of them were researching one sentence after another, such as where to set the first destination, how to replenish the dry food after eating, and how to change the overly conspicuous skin pattern of this car, but they suddenly heard There was an ear-piercing roar, mixed with all kinds of rude alien curses, and... the horrific Chinese singing.

After careful identification, what the person sang should be "The blue sky is waiting for the mist and rain, and I am waiting for you, the smoke is rising, thousands of miles across the river...", the lyrics are very clear, but the melody has the sound effect of a horror movie It feels like sandpaper grinding the bottom of a pot, chalk scratching a blackboard, or fingernails scratching glass. It makes people scratch their heads and want to step on each other's neck to feel comfortable.

I don't know where Jay Chou, who is more than seventy years old, is now. If he is still alive, if he can hear this song, maybe he will be so moved that he is holding a cane and trying his best.

Bai Lingchuan was shocked, and couldn't help but respect the singer. He said with a stern expression, "Should we go around? But no matter what, we're friendly troops, so it's inappropriate not to lend a helping hand, right?"

"Then go and have a look." Sheng Zhiqing plucked out his ears damaged by the singing, very calmly, "Listen to those scolding, it should be a member of the sea monster planet, not a planet with particularly advanced combat power, we can probably handle it. "

"Aren't you too good? You can judge the planet just by listening to swear words?!"

Sheng Zhiqing smiled: "The leader of the big head planet had gossiped with me, he said that not all aliens are like their planet, can speak the language of the earth, but if they stay for a long time, they will be affected to some extent - he deliberately Take the sea monster planet as an example, saying that this idiot planet used to be active in the northeast area, so it sounds like a big mess when you talk about it."

"...I've learned a lot." Bai Lingchuan stepped on the accelerator suddenly and galloped towards the scene of the incident, "Go, go and save our suffering compatriots!"

3 minute later.

A very unskilled drifting of the caravan, it slammed into a narrow street, probably because of the vicious conflict. The shops on both sides of the street were closed, and I don’t know how many pairs of eyes are nervously peeping through the cracks in the doors and Glass, quietly looking out to watch the show.

Bai Lingchuan didn't have time to dodge, and immediately ran over a sticky starfish, and saw a big pool of green slime on the ground from the rearview mirror, and felt a little nauseous.

"It's unexpected, brother!"

To say that the sea monsters are worthy of the sea monsters, as the name suggests, there are tortoises that walk upright, octopus with a human face, jellyfish with a pair of horns, and even a 1.8-meter-sized Pippi shrimp...

Seeing that the weak members of his own planet were crushed to death, the rest of the sea monsters immediately uttered crazy curses in a northeast accent. Although Bai Lingchuan couldn't understand a word, he could still tell that the other party was about to attack the RV.

"Besides, wait a while before peeling that orange! Help me find out where my compatriots are!"

Sheng Zhiqing easily turned his head to the left, and said with a smile, "If you guessed correctly, those two are."

Before the words fell, the singing voice that was enough to shock Jiuxiao sounded again, this time singing a song with a longer history, "Opera 2" by Russian singer Vitas back then.

"Woo~~~ah~~~~~~~ah~~~~~~~~oh~~~ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Bai Lingchuan guessed that the other party might find it troublesome to memorize the lyrics, so he simply found a song that didn't need lyrics to sing, which was very clever.

At the same time, he finally saw clearly that the other party was indeed not alone, but just like himself and Sheng Zhiqing, they belonged to a partnership of two.

The young man who sang was 1.9 meters tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, which fit the definition of handsome—even though his singing voice didn't match his appearance, and his high-pitched expression was too distorted.

But these are not the main point, the most bizarre thing is that when he is singing... Forget it, at the moment he howled, those sea monster stars who were rushing towards the RV were suddenly thrown into the air uncontrollably , and as the pitch continued to rise, they flew higher, as if they were sitting on an invisible jumping machine, which was strange and inexplicable.

Then his singing stopped abruptly, as if a pause switch was pressed, Bai Lingchuan watched the group of sea monsters fall from the sky one after another, a tuna was flattened with a "baji", and he didn't know if he could still get up .

"...The two friends over there get on the bus! If you miss this bus, there will be no next one!"

The handsome handsome man turned around resolutely, picked up his companion behind him with one hand, and strode towards this side.At first glance, his companion is the kind of pampered young man, with exquisite clothes and elegant temperament. It is not an exaggeration to describe him as warm and moist as jade, but...

The situation is so urgent that someone is even carrying it on their shoulders. Please, can you stop drawing? !

The handsome man threw Brother Gongzi directly into the car, and then jumped up by himself, probably because of too much force, the huge RV seemed to tremble.

Bai Lingchuan hastily closed the car door again. During this period, an octopus tried to intercept it, but a tentacle happened to be caught.

Sheng Zhiqing walked over unhurriedly, smiled and signaled the son to stay away, then took out the laser knife he found in the car, and calmly cut off the tentacle.

"Hey Dabai, there seems to be an electronic grill in the car, how about grilling octopus tonight?"

Bai Lingchuan: "...the new friend is still there, can you please restrain yourself?"

Brother Young Master lay on the glass and saw the sea monsters chasing after them trying to break the glass, but the glass of the caravan was specially made and could not be easily broken. He raised his hand and said goodbye to them in a gentle manner.

The handsome handsome man said in a low voice: "It's better not to see you again."

"This may be a necessary step in life. Tribulations teach us to grow." After the young master sprinkled chicken soup on his companion, he turned around and nodded politely at Sheng Zhiqing, "Thank you for your generous rescue. My name is Liang Yi, and this is my friend Jiang Huai, may I ask you how to address you?"

"My name is Sheng Zhiqing, and this is Mr. Bai Lingchuan. He likes to be called Dabai—hey Dabai, there seems to be a striped fish monster on the roof of the car. You press the green button."

Bai Lingchuan did as he said, and in the next second, he saw the hairtail with a human face who thought he was lurking very well, sadly being bounced away by the mechanism on the roof of the car.

He slammed on the accelerator to accelerate, and went all the way away, leaving this place of right and wrong.

And Sheng Zhiqing continued to strike up a conversation with Liang Yi with a smile: "Looking at Mr. Liang's taste in clothes, he should be from a wealthy family, right?"

Liang Yi replied very politely: "In the past, people were often called the rich second generation, but they didn't have any happiness. Instead, they have no money now, and they are much more free."

"Hmm... so you are painting for a living now?"

Liang Yi glanced at the drawing board in his hand, thought for a while, and then took out a tube of colored pencils from his pocket: "To be precise, this is a special ability that I don't know how I got it."

As soon as this remark came out, even Bai Lingchuan turned around in surprise: "Special ability? May I ask if you have ever received a purple card?"

"That's right, there are purple cards, one for Jiang Huai and I."

Bai Lingchuan said: "I understand when you say that, no wonder just now Jiang Huai was able to throw those aliens into the air just by singing alone - then what is your special ability? Painting?"

Liang Yi thought for a while, and felt that the explanation alone could not be explained clearly, so he slowly took out a red colored pencil, and drew a crooked bow tie on the drawing board.

Then a miraculous thing happened. He directly took the drawn bow tie from the drawing board and put it on his collar. After a while, he drew a pair of rough black spectacle frames and took it off to wear it on his face.

"To put it simply... everything I draw with this tube of colored pencils can become real. Although my drawing skills are not very good, I am still working on it."

Bai Lingchuan was stunned for a long time, and couldn't help but exchanged glances with Sheng Zhiqing, feeling sincerely: "I've only seen this plot in Doraemon cartoons decades ago, so it's too buggy—you can draw roast chicken And leg of lamb?"

Liang Yi shook his head apologetically: "Food is not allowed. I occasionally draw simple apples or eggs. They are all hard and can only be used as hidden weapons for self-defense."

"...Awesome, my Liang·Luo Nan Fu Er Dai·Modern Shanzhai Da Vinci·Brother Yi."

"I'm no longer the second generation rich, so don't call me that anymore, I'm just a wandering painter who wants to practice painting skills."

These words were so inspiring that Bai Lingchuan couldn't accept them.

Sheng Zhiqing held his chin and smiled happily. He turned his eyes to Jiang Huai who hadn't talked for a long time, and asked with great interest: "What about Mr. Jiang? You and Mr. Liang also met by chance, did you travel together?"

Jiang Huai was staring at Liang Yi's bow tie in a daze, when he heard this, he suddenly raised his head, and replied in a low voice: "No, we have known each other for more than ten years."

"Ok?"

"I'm Liang Yi's personal bodyguard, and I've followed him since I was 12 years old."