Seriously, let's run for our lives
Chapter 37
Qin Shiyue finally figured out the real mystery hidden in this seemingly useless red hair tie. It turns out that as long as the three-character mantra "too short" is chanted, the hair tie can be smoothly transformed into... Huntian Ling .
Yes, it is Nezha's hunting silk, which seems to grow endlessly, and it can circle the earth twice if it is connected.
And when she mutters, "It's long enough," the headband slowly begins to shrink until it returns to its original length.
"I have a bold proposal." She was obviously in a happy mood, and said to Liang Yi with a smile, "Do you want to hear it?"
Liang Yi replied without thinking: "I want to hear everything you say."
She patted him on the shoulder hard: "Let's go to the sea!"
"what?"
"You listen to me, go to attract their attention, and then I will take advantage of the chaos..."
She leaned next to his ear, and explained to him the impromptu plan in detail, the warm breath tickled his ears, Liang Yi hurriedly nodded, covered his ears and turned aside, lest she see him blushing.
The bamboo horse group has lived together for ten years, and even reacts exactly the same when facing their sweetheart, they can be said to be true brothers.
Qin Shiyue was curious: "What's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, it's a bit hot, let's go outside to get some air." His tone was serious, "I don't think it should be too late, we can act now."
The two clapped their hands very formally, and each walked out of the room impassionedly. The beautiful snake patrolling outside the door just wanted to come over to ask, when Liang Yi suddenly accelerated and drifted, and the soles of his feet rushed to the prison where Bai Lingchuan was held. room outside.
Under the suspicious gaze of the beautiful snakes around him, he resolutely slammed the door madly, and cursed with the loudest voice he has lived for 25 years: "Get out of here, you surnamed Bai! Do you think you are the only one who is good-looking? !"
Before the words were finished, the door of the room was opened by Salia angrily: "Who is making such an unruly and loud noise... Eh? It's you, hasn't anyone accepted you for so long?"
A certain beautiful snake next to him muttered in a low voice: "I heard that he is not manly enough, and his size is a bit short. My sisters dare not try it lightly."
Liang Yi: "That's a rumor!"
At this moment, Bai Lingchuan also took the opportunity to show his head from behind Salia. He glanced at Liang Yi's very contrived angry expression, and saw Qin Shiyue winking at him not far away, and suddenly understood in his heart. Even if everyone doesn't make confessions, they can forcefully continue the scene.
"Is my good looks a hindrance to you? It is my talent to please beautiful women. If you are upset, please ask Chief Salia to see if she agrees to accept you."
Salia hesitated a little: "If it's too short, just...forget it?"
Liang Yi took advantage of the problem, turned around and went straight to Sheng Zhiqing's room, and continued to kick the door: "Sheng, don't hide in there and don't make a sound, don't try to deceive women's sympathy by pretending to be pitiful!"
Bai Lingchuan took the opportunity to step forward in small steps: "Don't be ashamed there, and don't look at whose territory it's on!"
Immediately afterwards, Qi Lang also left the house, and he said to Salia solemnly: "I'll go and drag him back for you, don't make any trouble."
"……okay."
So here Liang Yi was still kicking the door, Bai Lingchuan dragged him by the waist from behind, Qi Lang pulled their collars to pretend to stop them, after a while Sheng Zhiqing opened the door, followed by Leiha with a question mark on his face Na.
Rihanna was very upset: "Why are you arguing? I am about to win this game of chess."
Sheng Zhiqing smiled and shook his head: "No, you can't win my dear."
"..."
Liang Yi shouted as much as he could, even though he was really not good at this aspect: "What about sharing weal and woe at the beginning? You two are hugging your thighs and eating spicy food, but I want to be rejected by others? Is this fair? ?!"
Sheng Zhiqing subconsciously looked at Bai Lingchuan, and when he saw Bai Lingchuan squinted his eyes, he suddenly realized, as smart as he was, he immediately replied: "There are many unfair things in the world, and you are not strong enough, and I can't do anything about it."
Liang Yi's mind turned slowly, and he didn't think of how to answer for a moment. He stood there in a daze, but fortunately, Bai Lingchuan made a decisive decision, pushed him forward, and then pretended to dissuade him: "Calm down, calm down. If you are weak alone, you won't be able to withstand a beating."
Sheng Zhiqing put his arms around Liang Yi, and sighed in a low voice: "They are all my brothers, why are they jealous?"
Liang Yi: "..." These two actors are much better than the one who caused the trouble.
I heard Qi Lang calmly fanning the flames behind and providing inspiration: "If you have an opinion on them, use force to determine the outcome. Only the strong will have the opportunity to choose love."
"Makes sense!"
Having said that, Liang Yi didn't know anything about fighting, so after thinking about it for a while, he tentatively plucked his hair, so as to attract others.
Then Sheng Zhiqing smiled and fell over his shoulder beautifully, pushing him to the ground.
"..."
Bai Lingchuan said angrily, "You really dare to hit someone!"
"If you talk nonsense, you will be hit."
"Watch me extinguish your arrogance!"
In this way, the two started a performance battle that didn't require any reason. Together with Liang Yi, who was in charge of laying the gun, and Qi Lang, who was stirring up the water, they managed to confuse all the beautiful snakes present.
In the end, Jojo, who heard the news, also joined the battle, but she was mainly in charge of the sound effects: "Oh, it's too bullying", "Don't slap your face, he has a handsome face", "Call Boss Katerina out and take care of her!" These beautiful boys" ... and so on.
Finally, Katerina, who was obsessed with Jianghuai's beauty, couldn't sit still because of the commotion outside, and as soon as she came out, she saw that the scene was in chaos. All the members joined the battle.
Salia chanted: "No one is allowed to bully my Bai Lingchuan! Who will be responsible if his magical hands are hurt!"
Rihanna was also very anxious: "My Sheng Zhiqing has delicate skin and tender flesh, don't touch my little cutie!"
Katerina subconsciously put her arms around Jiang Huai next to her: "Don't go there, it's easy to get hurt by mistake."
Under such special circumstances, as the boss, she couldn't stand in line casually, so she could only temporarily remain neutral and protect her man first.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Huai didn't listen to her at all. He said "peace is important and peace is important" while striding over. After Qiao Qiao secretly signaled, he pulled this one and that one, which made the situation even more unbelievable.
"Stop fighting! Otherwise, come with me, and let's all serve Boss Katerina!"
Salia Rihanna said in unison: "That won't work!"
Qiao Qiao and Qin Shiyue looked at each other, and she smiled innocently: "Jiang Huai, why don't you sing a song for everyone, and turn hostility into friendship~"
Jiang Huai categorically agreed: "Okay."
At the same time as he spoke, Qin Shiyue had already clenched the red hairband in his hand.
"Too short." She whispered, "Too short, too short, too short, too short..."
Yes, it is Nezha's hunting silk, which seems to grow endlessly, and it can circle the earth twice if it is connected.
And when she mutters, "It's long enough," the headband slowly begins to shrink until it returns to its original length.
"I have a bold proposal." She was obviously in a happy mood, and said to Liang Yi with a smile, "Do you want to hear it?"
Liang Yi replied without thinking: "I want to hear everything you say."
She patted him on the shoulder hard: "Let's go to the sea!"
"what?"
"You listen to me, go to attract their attention, and then I will take advantage of the chaos..."
She leaned next to his ear, and explained to him the impromptu plan in detail, the warm breath tickled his ears, Liang Yi hurriedly nodded, covered his ears and turned aside, lest she see him blushing.
The bamboo horse group has lived together for ten years, and even reacts exactly the same when facing their sweetheart, they can be said to be true brothers.
Qin Shiyue was curious: "What's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, it's a bit hot, let's go outside to get some air." His tone was serious, "I don't think it should be too late, we can act now."
The two clapped their hands very formally, and each walked out of the room impassionedly. The beautiful snake patrolling outside the door just wanted to come over to ask, when Liang Yi suddenly accelerated and drifted, and the soles of his feet rushed to the prison where Bai Lingchuan was held. room outside.
Under the suspicious gaze of the beautiful snakes around him, he resolutely slammed the door madly, and cursed with the loudest voice he has lived for 25 years: "Get out of here, you surnamed Bai! Do you think you are the only one who is good-looking? !"
Before the words were finished, the door of the room was opened by Salia angrily: "Who is making such an unruly and loud noise... Eh? It's you, hasn't anyone accepted you for so long?"
A certain beautiful snake next to him muttered in a low voice: "I heard that he is not manly enough, and his size is a bit short. My sisters dare not try it lightly."
Liang Yi: "That's a rumor!"
At this moment, Bai Lingchuan also took the opportunity to show his head from behind Salia. He glanced at Liang Yi's very contrived angry expression, and saw Qin Shiyue winking at him not far away, and suddenly understood in his heart. Even if everyone doesn't make confessions, they can forcefully continue the scene.
"Is my good looks a hindrance to you? It is my talent to please beautiful women. If you are upset, please ask Chief Salia to see if she agrees to accept you."
Salia hesitated a little: "If it's too short, just...forget it?"
Liang Yi took advantage of the problem, turned around and went straight to Sheng Zhiqing's room, and continued to kick the door: "Sheng, don't hide in there and don't make a sound, don't try to deceive women's sympathy by pretending to be pitiful!"
Bai Lingchuan took the opportunity to step forward in small steps: "Don't be ashamed there, and don't look at whose territory it's on!"
Immediately afterwards, Qi Lang also left the house, and he said to Salia solemnly: "I'll go and drag him back for you, don't make any trouble."
"……okay."
So here Liang Yi was still kicking the door, Bai Lingchuan dragged him by the waist from behind, Qi Lang pulled their collars to pretend to stop them, after a while Sheng Zhiqing opened the door, followed by Leiha with a question mark on his face Na.
Rihanna was very upset: "Why are you arguing? I am about to win this game of chess."
Sheng Zhiqing smiled and shook his head: "No, you can't win my dear."
"..."
Liang Yi shouted as much as he could, even though he was really not good at this aspect: "What about sharing weal and woe at the beginning? You two are hugging your thighs and eating spicy food, but I want to be rejected by others? Is this fair? ?!"
Sheng Zhiqing subconsciously looked at Bai Lingchuan, and when he saw Bai Lingchuan squinted his eyes, he suddenly realized, as smart as he was, he immediately replied: "There are many unfair things in the world, and you are not strong enough, and I can't do anything about it."
Liang Yi's mind turned slowly, and he didn't think of how to answer for a moment. He stood there in a daze, but fortunately, Bai Lingchuan made a decisive decision, pushed him forward, and then pretended to dissuade him: "Calm down, calm down. If you are weak alone, you won't be able to withstand a beating."
Sheng Zhiqing put his arms around Liang Yi, and sighed in a low voice: "They are all my brothers, why are they jealous?"
Liang Yi: "..." These two actors are much better than the one who caused the trouble.
I heard Qi Lang calmly fanning the flames behind and providing inspiration: "If you have an opinion on them, use force to determine the outcome. Only the strong will have the opportunity to choose love."
"Makes sense!"
Having said that, Liang Yi didn't know anything about fighting, so after thinking about it for a while, he tentatively plucked his hair, so as to attract others.
Then Sheng Zhiqing smiled and fell over his shoulder beautifully, pushing him to the ground.
"..."
Bai Lingchuan said angrily, "You really dare to hit someone!"
"If you talk nonsense, you will be hit."
"Watch me extinguish your arrogance!"
In this way, the two started a performance battle that didn't require any reason. Together with Liang Yi, who was in charge of laying the gun, and Qi Lang, who was stirring up the water, they managed to confuse all the beautiful snakes present.
In the end, Jojo, who heard the news, also joined the battle, but she was mainly in charge of the sound effects: "Oh, it's too bullying", "Don't slap your face, he has a handsome face", "Call Boss Katerina out and take care of her!" These beautiful boys" ... and so on.
Finally, Katerina, who was obsessed with Jianghuai's beauty, couldn't sit still because of the commotion outside, and as soon as she came out, she saw that the scene was in chaos. All the members joined the battle.
Salia chanted: "No one is allowed to bully my Bai Lingchuan! Who will be responsible if his magical hands are hurt!"
Rihanna was also very anxious: "My Sheng Zhiqing has delicate skin and tender flesh, don't touch my little cutie!"
Katerina subconsciously put her arms around Jiang Huai next to her: "Don't go there, it's easy to get hurt by mistake."
Under such special circumstances, as the boss, she couldn't stand in line casually, so she could only temporarily remain neutral and protect her man first.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Huai didn't listen to her at all. He said "peace is important and peace is important" while striding over. After Qiao Qiao secretly signaled, he pulled this one and that one, which made the situation even more unbelievable.
"Stop fighting! Otherwise, come with me, and let's all serve Boss Katerina!"
Salia Rihanna said in unison: "That won't work!"
Qiao Qiao and Qin Shiyue looked at each other, and she smiled innocently: "Jiang Huai, why don't you sing a song for everyone, and turn hostility into friendship~"
Jiang Huai categorically agreed: "Okay."
At the same time as he spoke, Qin Shiyue had already clenched the red hairband in his hand.
"Too short." She whispered, "Too short, too short, too short, too short..."
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