Seriously, let's run for our lives

It is said that there are two men like this, one is about to be sentenced to death, and the other is about to be the favorite of a big-headed star. They have no choice but to escape from prison when the night is dark and the wind is high. possibility.

In this regard, Bai Lingchuan chose to smile at life, just like his inmate who is as beautiful as a flower but loves to complain.

"Isn't it just a prison escape? What a big deal." Taking advantage of the opportunity when the guards gathered together to eat melon seeds, he quietly used the key to unlock the lock, and muttered in a low voice, "But let me ask one more question. How do we arrange the route for this prison door, do you have an idea?"

Sheng Zhiqing asked back of course, "You don't know the way?"

"...All the prisoners were blindfolded when they were locked in, and they didn't know where they were going at all."

"Oh." Sheng Zhiqing smiled and shook his head, "But they forgot to fool me."

Bai Lingchuan was surprised: "Can this be treated specially?" But after thinking about it, he came up with the answer, "Well, it's understandable, after all, you are white, skinny and tender, and you don't have much fighting power at first glance. , they should feel that you are totally incapable of escaping from prison."

"So, you think so too?"

He scratched his hair lazily: "I don't have the time to think about this kind of thing, I'm only interested in the escape route now—since you're not blindfolded, you should have memorized some terrain, right?"

There was a soft "click" from the lock in his ears, and Sheng Zhiqing quietly pushed the door open a crack. Hearing this, his eyes instantly bent into crescent shapes, not to mention how innocent he was.

"What a coincidence, I don't fall anywhere, I remember everything."

Before Bai Lingchuan could express his amazement, he had already grabbed the other party by the collar and walked out of the cell without hesitation.

Bai Lingchuan mechanically followed his footsteps, and tried to raise his opinion tactfully: "Aren't we too blatant? Even if you want to be a desperado, you need some skills!"

"What's the trick? To get out of this prison, there is no other way but to force it. When is it different?"

What he said was so reasonable that Bai Lingchuan was speechless.

In the next second, the harsh siren sounded in the prison.

At the end of the corridor came the broken voice of an unknown guard: "A prisoner has escaped - oops! It's the little model in Captain Ha's picture!"

"Captain Ha?" Bai Lingchuan heard the chaotic footsteps coming from the end of the corridor, and quickly leaned against the wall to take cover, "What's his full name?"

Sheng Zhiqing said calmly: "Hallelujah, he said that these seem to be the very sacred four words of a certain religion on the earth. They feel very beautiful and are very suitable as the name of the earth."

"...Actually, it's the same as the Chinese name 'Goubuli' given by foreigners back then, thinking they're following the trend?"

"Probably so." After Sheng Zhiqing finished speaking, he looked at Bai Lingchuan in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Bai Lingchuan bent down and picked up a large paperclip from the ground, straightened it three times and two times, then turned around and began to pry the prison door behind him against the clock.

"In all fairness, our goals are too obvious, but if more people escape from prison, the chances of success will be higher—hey, are you right, buddy?"

The three prisoners who were scratching at the cell door and watching him pick the lock with a look of shock finally realized it at this moment, and nodded frantically like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, yes!"

As long as there is still a glimmer of hope to get out of this ghost place, no matter what you say is right.

Seeing the guards getting closer and closer, each with a laser gun specially made by Big Head Planet, the scorching blue beam hit the wall with a scorched cheek, leaving a scorched black mark, Sheng Zhiqing sighed secretly, then smiled and bowed his head Ask Bai Lingchuan.

"Dabai, do you need help?"

Seriously and nervously, Bai Lingchuan succeeded in picking the lock. He pulled the prison door and stood up abruptly: "What can I do for you?"

"Of course, to delay for you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Sheng Zhiqing stretched out his hand to the collar button, and decisively began to take off his clothes.

When he took off his coat, Bai Lingchuan didn't think there was anything wrong, he just thought that the coat was in the way, but when he saw that he had to take off the white T-shirt, Bai Lingchuan was a little dazed.

"...Wait a minute, what are you doing? Even if you meet the aesthetic standards of their planet, it's too late for seduction now!"

Sheng Zhiqing ignored him, and took off the T-shirt quickly, revealing a slender and beautiful collarbone, as well as fair-skinned, smooth chest and abdominal muscles-as expected of a model, this figure is really pleasing to the eye.

Bai Lingchuan soon came to his senses, thinking that this is not the time to praise the other person's good figure, and the most important thing is that this kid didn't put his mind on running away for some reason, and instead played a strip show.

"I said, can you calm down first..." But before he could ask, he saw the two clothes covering his head.

Sheng Zhiqing said with a smile: "Help me hold some, and look after it."

"What do you like?"

In less than three seconds, Bai Lingchuan realized what a stupid question he had asked, because he witnessed Sheng Zhiqing sideways dodging the beam of laser light that was coming towards him, and then he punched him handsomely. The cake face of the big-headed star guard threw him several meters away.

Sheng Zhiqing snatched the laser gun and fired horizontally, knocking down a group of pursuers in an instant.

"……"what's the situation?I have never heard that being a model requires the skill of fighting!

Don't look at Bai Lingchuan's sloppy appearance, in fact, he is quite sloppy in his heart, but his greatest advantage is that he does not lose the chain at critical moments. Since Sheng Zhiqing has shown his power so much, he should naturally take some practical actions. .

After a brief moment of surprise, he turned around decisively, and started to pry the other cell doors with the thin wire, and became more and more proficient, with an efficiency as high as ten seconds.

"Brothers, are you still in the mood to watch? It's a life-and-death moment, so run quickly!"

Those people were freed for a while, looked at each other in a daze for a long time, and finally woke up like a dream, and fled in all directions, pushing and shoving.

Of course, there are also a few who choose to stay and help Bai Lingchuan and Sheng Zhiqing. It is estimated that the main reason is that they do not know the way, and they think that following these two big brothers, the chances of successfully escaping from prison will be higher.

The scorching laser whizzed past the top of Bai Lingchuan's head, and if it was a centimeter lower, his scalp would have been scalded. This time, Bai Lingchuan's fierce energy was also aroused, and he forcefully deformed him. Throwing the wire on the ground, he turned around with an evil look on his face.

He rushed to the front of Sheng Zhiqing in three steps at a time, and at the moment when the guard on the opposite side was about to point his gun at this side, he slapped himself hard—then the laser gun of the guard appeared in his hand out of thin air inside.At the same time, he kicked up and hit the opponent's jaw, kicking the unlucky guard somersaults.

Sheng Zhiqing said: "Back to the right, turn at the third fork!"

The two led the remaining prison inmates to run wildly all the way. During the period, the group behind also found some good guys one after another, such as the iron chain drawn from the cell door, the bricks used to pad the corner of the table, and the The studded leather shoes of the guards who knocked down on the ground... In a word, it is enough to beat people conveniently.

From all directions came the noise of fighting, and then this sneaky escape gradually turned into a mighty riot.

I have to mention that besides the existing superpowers, Bai Lingchuan is also very agile. When he breaks through fiercely with his clothes flying, it is very similar to the action design of some movie plots, with a bit of violent beauty.

More importantly, he and Sheng Zhiqing have never cooperated before, but the tacit understanding of each other seems to be innate, so that in the end, the two of them worked together to eliminate more than a dozen prison guards who were in the way After that, they couldn't help giving each other a thumbs up.

Sheng Zhiqing smiled and said: "I didn't see it, you are very powerful."

"Congratulations, you are really amazing, I have never seen a model so good at playing."

"There are even more remarkable things."

After finishing speaking, Sheng Zhiqing retreated to the corner, and under Bai Lingchuan's perplexed gaze, he calmly took off the khaki slacks.

Bai Lingchuan: "..."

Help, is my cellmate crazy!He is now wearing a pair of blue and white striped boxer bottoms to fight the enemy, what a damn eccentricity!

And in the next second, Sheng Zhiqing threw the trousers to him, still smiling brightly: "Dabai, help me take it, don't lose it."

"...So what kind of impulse did you have? Would it be more individual to escape from prison wearing only underwear?!"

Sheng Zhiqing was vigilant around with a laser gun in his hand, and during this period, he did not forget to cast a meaningful glance at him.

"Didn't you just want to see my special ability?"

"Yes, what is your special ability?"

Sheng Zhiqing replied word by word: "The card told me back then that the cleaner you take off your clothes, the stronger your combat power will be."

It sounds like this condition is really more perverted than a slap in the face.

Bai Lingchuan was stunned. He pulled a prisoner who had been wounded by a laser gun to his side, and dragged him for a hundred meters. Then he saw Sheng Zhiqing, who was rushing in the front, turn around and waved decisively at him. hint.

He opened his throat and roared, "Have you found the way?"

Sheng Zhiqing's answer was not high-pitched, but it was heard clearly in his ears: "Keep going, we will be there."

"Brothers in the back - rush through this last stretch, and you will be free! You are about to embrace the brightest moonlight tonight! You will be the greatest fighters!"

In such a situation, Bai Lingchuan's cry was very provocative. There were still a few prisoners who were timid and dared not fight resolutely, but at this moment they couldn't help their blood surging, and they rushed towards the big-headed star guards who wanted to intercept them.

I am afraid that in the three years since the aliens invaded the earth, there has never been such a crazy riot in the prisons they each built. Their cognition of "everyone on earth is weak and easy to deceive" has been completely overturned tonight.

Holding a laser gun in one hand, Sheng Zhiqing shot the two guards through each other, and then pressed the head of the No. "Kacha" twisted the opponent's thick neck that looked like he had hyperthyroidism.

"Is this the prison exit?"

"Yes."

"Fortunately, people on this planet don't have a high IQ, and they don't have any smart locks—but with these two gates, how do we get out?"

Sheng Zhiqing smiled slightly, and immediately started to break the iron fence from the middle: "OK, it's your turn to pick the lock."

Bai Lingchuan: "..."