Seriously, let's run for our lives

At twelve o'clock in the morning, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it's a good time to murder and set fire... um, it's a good time to climb over the wall and steal things.

Bai Lingchuan parked the RV a little further away as usual, and the group walked to the villa area on the outskirts of the city. According to Qin Shiyue, since the werewolf planet stared at this place, the residents here have almost moved out, and no one wants to Get into trouble.

Qiao Qiao felt sincerely: "Sister Yue, you earn a lot of money as a game anchor, right? You can actually afford such a place to rent."

"I want to thank my benefactor fathers." After Qin Shiyue finished speaking, she grinned at Liang Yi who was behind her, not to mention how sweet it was, "You think so?"

Liang Yi: "...be polite."

"Don't worry, even if you blow up here, you won't hurt innocent people."

Bai Lingchuan was extremely shocked by this: "Why do you think we have the ability to blow up this place? Please allow us to steal that red hairband and then sneak away, okay? Don't force it!"

"Okay, okay, I can't afford to offend the big villain, so I surrender." Qin Shiyue pouted, "Then tell me about the specific plan, I live on the second floor of the small building behind the wall, how do we touch it?" go in?"

Bai Lingchuan said righteously: "The plan is, we climb over the wall and climb the building."

"Climb over the wall and climb the stairs? There are many werewolf star guards in the small courtyard, and they chopped you into a bloody hole before you landed!"

"We can use wisdom. If you don't believe me, if you ask me, I think so too."

Sheng Zhiqing, who was looking up at the moon, was suddenly called upon, and looked over with a smile: "I'm not as wise as you."

"...Then can you give me your opinion, male lead?"

Sheng Zhiqing asked Qin Shiyue thoughtfully: "Is the werewolf planet not too smart?"

Qin Shiyue nodded resolutely: "That's right, a typical person with well-developed limbs and a simple mind has an unusually simple and rude style of doing things."

"That's much easier, Jojo, do you know the language of the werewolf planet?"

"Yes." Qiao Qiaofu understood immediately, "Do you want me to attract their attention?"

"Yes."

Qin Shiyue sighed: "The idea is very good, but there is another problem. My bedroom is on the second floor. How can we sneak into the bedroom without being discovered?"

Liang Yi suggested in a low voice: "Go through the window?"

"You put it quite simply, how do you climb up?"

Jiang Huai volunteered, as if this mission was prepared for him: "I can sing and send you up."

"Are you serious?" Bai Lingchuan suddenly fluttered in the wind, looking like a demented villain who was hit by the protagonist and doubted his life, "You plan to sing Opera2 here in the middle of the night, and then let all werewolves know that we came to steal something?"

"...It makes sense, pretend I didn't say it."

Sheng Zhiqing had a half-smile: "Then let Liang Yi draw two ropes with plum blossom claws. It's useful whether it's climbing a wall or climbing a window sill."

Liang Yi readily agreed: "Would the rope be thicker or thinner?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as it doesn't break."

"What color is better?"

"A rope, no need to consider the color."

"Okay, but what did you say about plum blossom claws just now? I'm not very good at drawing."

Bai Lingchuan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed his head down: "It's similar to chicken feet with pickled peppers, the kind that can hook windows, let's find a way to use it to climb up!"

This metaphor is very vivid, Liang Yi finally understood, so under the supervision of everyone, he drew two fancy ropes under the moonlight - I don't know why he is so keen on random color matching.

Qin Shiyue asked Liang Yi in a low voice: "Can you draw wigs and simple cosmetics?"

"Wigs? Cosmetics?" One cannot show timidity in front of a goddess, so Liang Yi had no choice but to answer ambiguously, "It's not bad..."

"The leader of the werewolf star is very lecherous, and he likes beautiful women with long hair. Let's disguise ourselves, and if we bump into each other later, seduction may be a way out."

Bai Lingchuan looked strange: "I understand the truth, but are you sure we are suitable for seduction?"

"Zhizhi is so good-looking, and Liang Yi has delicate facial features, they must be fine. As for you...with eyeliner and red lips, you can barely be considered a femme fatale."

Sheng Zhiqing's crescent eyes suddenly turned into a bridge with a smile: "Have you considered Jianghuai?"

May I ask how can a handsome 1.9-meter-three man look like a woman?

Fortunately, Qiao Qiao came up with a good solution in time: "Then you go, Jiang Huai stays with me and pretends to be father and daughter to attract the attention of the guards."

Jianghuai: "?" Why does it have to be father and daughter?

But he had no chance to protest, because everyone approved the proposal unanimously, and then happily left the two of them, and began to study how to make up with the eyebrow pencil and lipstick drawn by Liang Yigang.

It seems that this is not like stealing things, but more like opening a party.

Fifteen minutes later, Qiao Qiao and Jiang Huai walked cautiously and knocked on the iron fence of the courtyard of the villa - dare not ring the doorbell, what if the werewolf leader sleeping upstairs is woken up?

The gate of the fence was quickly opened, and four burly werewolves with fierce eyes appeared in sight. They looked no different from ordinary earthlings, except that they had a pair of wolf ears on their heads, and their teeth were bigger than People on earth should be sharp, and speak with a chilly breath.

"*&￥%#?"

Jiang Huai looked at Qiao Qiao blankly. Naturally, at this moment, a loli brand alien translator is very much needed.

"They asked us what we do." After Qiao Qiao explained in a low voice, he immediately put on a naive and ignorant expression, and smiled with two small canine teeth, "#￥￥U^%$#$+."

"%￥￥?"

"*&￥%%!"

Then she communicated with them one by one, and from time to time explained a few words to Jianghuai who was in a mess in the wind, for example, "I said that we are father and daughter from the village, and we got lost. Ask me how to get to the city. ", or "Where is the cheapest hotel, are the prices here high?", and "They just praised me for being cute"...

Hearing this, Jiang Huai lowered his head, looked her over carefully, and couldn't help muttering.

"It's pretty cute."

But at this moment, another echelon has successfully climbed over the wall. After all, Bai Lingchuan has a solid foundation. He can not only fly over the wall by himself, but also drag Qin Shiyue behind Sheng Zhiqing's back and push Liang Yi, and together they fly over the wall.

As for why Sheng Zhiqing's treatment is so special... Well, it was requested by a certain model, but Bai Lingchuan did not refuse.

The plum-blossom claws, which resemble chicken feet with pickled peppers, were firmly embedded in the window frame. The four climbed up to the second floor one by one. From this angle, they could see the werewolf guards over there. Fortunately, they chatted happily with Qiao Qiao , there is no danger of looking over for the time being.

But who knows?Liang Yi kicked off halfway, and hit the wall with a "biaji", making a sound that could not be easily ignored.

At the very moment when the werewolf guards were about to look back, Qiao Qiao suddenly exclaimed and threw himself into the arms of the guard in charge.

"￥￥#￥#￥#%￥!!!" She panickedly pointed at the ground, indicating that there are mice here, and she said with tears streaming down her face, as if she was about to cry.

This reaction is an Olympic gold medalist; this acting is at the level of an Oscar queen.

So the guards were busy comforting little Lolita, forgetting about the abnormal movement just now, Jiang Huai carefully looked into the distance, and found that Bai Lingchuan and the others had quickly put up the rope and climbed up to the second floor.

But is this all right?of course not.

Relying on the basic skills honed in the thieves' organization, Bai Lingchuan easily pried open the window, and pushed open the gap enough for four people to pass through. Logically speaking, his technique was ingenious, and the process did not make much noise. , but who would have guessed that the werewolf leader was sleeping in Qin Shiyue's bedroom right now?

The wolf's ears are extremely sensitive, and members of the werewolf planet are naturally not bad.

So the werewolf leader opened his eyes while turning over, and happened to see that there were four more people in the room for no reason, and one of them was the beautiful woman he liked not long ago but didn't get.

"..." The scene was very embarrassing for a while, but who knew that he immediately found the best answer for himself, "Yueyue! You changed your mind and decided to promise me?"

Did you see it?This is the difference between a leader and a minion. A leader must be proficient in a foreign language, such as his Mandarin, which is not bad.

Qin Shiyue nodded immediately: "That's right Kakashi! Not only did I come back by myself, but I also brought you three more beautiful sisters!"

Under the signal of her sharp eyes, the sky blue girl with white ponytails, the girl with pink curly hair, and the girl with braided braids in golden braids all pursed out their shiny little mouths covered with lip gloss, and greeted feebly.

"Hi~~ King Kakashi, you are so handsome."