Seriously, let's run for our lives

Chapter 1 Hello, Call Me Dabai

In 2047, tens of thousands of aliens opened up countless aggression routes from the universe to the earth. They charged into battle with various fighter planes, trampled the land, and oppressed the people. In the flesh and blood of every city, it has occupied every corner of this blue planet.

By 2050, the so-called Earth has been completely divided up, and it has become a place for those aliens to play.

I'm afraid that even if Sima Qian came back to life, it would be difficult to accurately record the history of the rapid fall. The people on Earth complained, and the governments of various countries were at a loss. Perhaps this state will continue until the real savior appears.

Question: Being so oppressed, how can I survive in the future?

Answer: If you think about it, why can’t you live.

There are too many members of the pessimists, compared to very few members of the optimists, and Bai Lingchuan is one of them.

Who is Bai Lingchuan?According to his own statement, that is, "Hehe, I have no background, I just make desserts. If I want to say that I am different from others, it is just that I am more handsome."So at this moment, he is introducing himself to that cellmate in this format in cell 3307 of the cosmic prison jointly built by aliens.

"Hi, I'm Bai Lingchuan, the dessert chef, just call me Dabai."

"Hi, I'm Sheng Zhiqing."

The young inmate named Sheng Zhiqing on the opposite side looked about seventeen or eighteen years old. Xiao Shunmao, crescent eyes, and a delicate baby face, he was obviously still a high school student.Based on the principle of getting to the bottom of the matter, Bai Lingchuan asked a little more: "What's more, how old are you this year?"

Sheng Zhiqing easily accepted this inexplicable nickname. He smiled very nicely and innocently: "I'm 24, how about you?"

"...I'm 26, so there's not much difference between us?"

Bai Lingchuan thought that his face was just a handsome face that a 26-year-old should have. The reason why the two of them looked slightly older was probably because the other looked too childish.

Sheng Zhiqing sized him up seriously: "Has anyone ever said that you look a little..."

"Something? A little too handsome?"

Sheng Zhiqing smiled: "Handsome is still handsome, but it's a pity that he is a handsome villain with an evil face."

"...???"

Bai Lingchuan didn't like to hear these words very much, but in fact, this was not the first time he had heard similar comments.There's no way, he looks like this naturally, his brows and eyes are full of sternness, and even the eyes that look at others are full of evil intentions, like a bastard who has calculated his tricks, which has nothing to do with kindness and innocence.

Isn't it said that people should not be judged by their appearance?Don't blind guys know how to feel with their hearts? !

He snorted softly: "God sent me, a handsome villain, to be your cellmate, just to teach you about the dangers of society and the warmth and warmth of the world—you should be grateful, kid."

"I'm 24."

"That's a child compared to me. What did you do before you went to prison?"

"Plane model." Sheng Zhiqing thought for a while, and then added, "If you like to read magazines, you should often see me on various covers."

Bai Lingchuan replied honestly: "In my house, magazines are usually used as table legs."

"Okay, please pretend I didn't say that."

Then there was a rather embarrassing silence. The two stared at each other for a long time, until they had almost counted the number of fine hairs on each other's faces. Then Bai Lingchuan bit the bullet and opened his mouth. He decided to discuss some in-depth questions. problems, such as...

"What did you do and how did you get caught?"

Sheng Zhiqing sighed, resting his chin: "Because beauty is a sin."

"What the hell?"

"To be specific, a little leader of Planet Big Head fell in love with me and wanted me to be his male favourite. After being rejected by me, he became furious and locked me up here, waiting for me to compromise and show weakness."

Bai Lingchuan slapped his thigh angrily: "It's too much! What's the difference between this and the robbery of civilian girls in ancient times? Could it be that just because they look like male favorites, they can just let them spoil them?"

Sheng Zhiqing glanced at him lightly: "Does Mr. Dabai usually comfort people like this? He must have been beaten a lot in real life."

"...It's okay, it's okay, the main reason is that I don't often comfort people."

"What about you, a pastry chef, why did you suddenly go to jail?"

Bai Lingchuan was extremely annoyed: "I didn't do anything, I just killed a Frogman—just hit his head with a wooden stool. Who knew that Toadman's body structure was similar to ours, so he died so easily."

Sheng Zhiqing's brows and eyes were crooked with a smile: "Why did the Toad provoke you? You won't pay for your dessert?"

"Not giving money is also something my boss needs to worry about. I saw him bullying pregnant women and said that he would cut out the baby in the belly for fun."

"So that's how it is." Sheng Zhiqing said thoughtfully, "It really deserves to die."

"No, but I didn't think of a way out for myself, and I was arrested in a daze. I was handsome for only 3 minutes, and I was not romantic enough for heroism."

"What you have to consider now is not romantic heroism, but how long you can live."

Bai Lingchuan looked around and saw a spider spinning a web and a dying mouse kicking its legs in the corner of the wall. He couldn't help feeling: "Isn't this a death row prison? I understand. I heard that the new batch of prisoners , Executed in three days, I really have to think about it."

Sheng Zhiqing asked leisurely: "I appreciate your courage to fight against fate, but what are you going to think?"

"How about we dig a hole and escape?"

"Okay, so you have tools with you?"

Bai Lingchuan fumbled in his inner pocket for a long time, and finally found an ear pick under the expectant eyes of the other party...

Sheng Zhiqing stared at the ear pick with a smile, and after a while, he spoke very gently.

"Let's wait to die."

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