Old Gong likes to recruit ghosts

Xia Jiuyuan tossed and turned all night, half asleep and half awake.

He got up just after dawn in the morning, went to the living room, and saw Guaibao sleeping soundly in a hug.Today is a working day, Xia Jiuyuan didn't procrastinate, first went to the kitchen to order noodles, fried a poached egg, put them on the dining table, and then went to the bathroom to wash up.In the mirror, there was a black circle around his eyes, which proved that he had insomnia last night.

I patted my face with cold water, and my whole body became more awake.

The bathroom door Xia Jiuyuan was half-closed, so he opened it from the outside, and it was Bai Ye who came in. He was wearing pajamas, his hair was messy, he was dragging his slippers, and he came in with half-closed eyes. He saw Xia Jiuyuan inside , just nodded towards the mirror, and then went into the toilet separated by a door as it should be.

Xia Jiuyuan felt the slightest strange smell coming out from the crack of the unclosed door, and with 1 fucks in his heart, he held his breath and went out quickly.

Xia Jiuyuan came out of the bathroom and looked at the dining table. The noodles and eggs, which were originally good in color and fragrance, were all rotten into a puddle.

The instigator sat obediently on the sofa, dangling his two little empty legs, tilted his head, and looked at Xia Jiuyuan harmlessly, "Brother Counseling, good morning." The language is still understandable.

Xia Jiuyuan gave him a fierce look.Bai Ye came out of the bathroom, first stood in front of the mirror and brushed a handful of hair, washed his hands, and walked out with a bang.Xia Jiuyuan grabbed him, took him into the kitchen, and closed the kitchen door to make sure that the little ghost hadn't followed. Looking into Bai Yehei's eyes, Xia Jiuyuan said solemnly, "Boss, how long will it take you to help Guaibao solve this problem?" matter, and then let Guaibao go to reincarnate."

Bai Ye blinked lightly, "I don't know."

Xia Jiuyuan took a step back and said, "Then, can you let Guaibao go to other places and stop hanging around my place all day?"

Bai Ye said, "No."

"Really, it can't be done." Xia Jiuyuan smirked, "Okay, then I'll give you three, no, a week, if you haven't helped Guaibao solve it, then not only Guaibao, even you..." said At this point, Xia Jiuyuan paused. Seeing that Bai Ye didn't respond, he gritted his teeth and said, "Get out, too!"

"It's fine to get out, and return the rent first."

"..."

"Besides, you broke the contract first."

Xia Jiuyuan snorted roughly, opened the door and went out, talking about money was really his Achilles' heel.

Bai Ye pursed her lips and smiled.

Xia Jiuyuan was going to work and was changing shoes at the porch. Guaibao lay on the sofa, stretched out his head to look at him, and when he saw him go out, he waved his little arms politely and said sweetly, "Brother Counseling, Come back soon."

Xia Jiuyuan hooked his hands at Guaibao, and Guaibao happily floated over, hugged Xia Jiuyuan's thigh, and looked up at him.

Xia Jiuyuan stroked his shofar braid, and taught, "Baby is a good boy, don't call me that, call me Brother Jiuyuan from now on."

Guaibao blinked her eyes and nodded ignorantly.

After Xia Jiuyuan went out, Bai Ye came out and said to Guaibao, "Brother Jiuyuan doesn't sound good, call him Brother Counseling Bao."

Guaibao was a little afraid of him, so she nodded fiercely.

Xia Jiuyuan left the community, and saw Suzaku coming in a red dress, "husband...Jiuyuan, good morning."

Under Xia Jiuyuan's unkind eyes, Suzaku changed her address appropriately.

Xia Jiuyuan nodded to her.

Suzaku said, "I'm going to find my lord, let's take a step first."

Xia Jiuyuan watched her go away before continuing.In the office, Su Xi and Yi Rujun had arrived early, talking nonsense while eating breakfast.

Su Xi said, "My sister and my brother-in-law have been married for almost three years, and they have never been pregnant. A few days ago, I went to the temple to ask for a lottery, and I got pregnant within a few days after I came back. What it says above is 'the fate comes and goes, the time has come', which sounds weird."

Yi Rujun asked, "That temple is so accurate? Could it be that your sister and your brother-in-law were too anxious, so they didn't get pregnant. Didn't they say that the more anxious you are, the less likely you will come?"

Su Xi shook his head and said, "No, my sister and my brother-in-law are open to the child, after all, it's good to enjoy the two-person world for a few years, but the old man in the family is always urging, and the neighbors and neighbors talk about it. I started to get interested in gossip, but there was no movement at all, as soon as I asked for this lottery, it came."

"Then there was a person in our house who talked nonsense all day long and said, this child was hooked by something, and he was released only now."

Yi Rujun said noncommittally, "This is really nonsense."

"But I think it makes sense." Su Xi said, "Buddhism doesn't say that fate is predestined, presumably this matter must also be about fate."

Hearing this, Xia Jiuyuan sat in his seat and joined the topic, "Sister Xi, it's that temple. I'm going to seek a marriage too."

Yi Rujun also said, "I'll go too."

Su Xi said, "Lingyin Temple."

Xia Jiuyuan was taken aback, and picked up the kid's place.

In the evening, Yi Rujun and the others went to have a rubbing meal. On the way back, Xia Jiuyuan passed by a KFC store near the community. He thought that the kid died of starvation, and he should be obsessed with food, so he went to the store to buy hamburgers and fries. Coke back.The house was pitch dark, Xia Jiuyuan called out, "Baby?"

No one should.

Xia Jiuyuan called again, "Bai Ye?"

Still no sound.

This night, one person and one ghost ran there.

After turning on the light and putting things on the coffee table, Xia Jiuyuan went to the balcony to collect the clothes, but saw a red shadow falling from his balcony and passing by in a flash.Xia Jiuyuan ran over to take a look, but there was nothing, so he saw it wrong.

Probably someone upstairs lost their clothes.

Xia Jiuyuan put away his clothes and closed the anti-theft door on the balcony, but felt a gust of cold air passing by against his face.

"Guaibao?" Xia Jiuyuan called, the air-conditioning was very similar to that of Kuaibao.

The cold air lingered around Xia Jiuyuan's body, as if walking close to Xia Jiuyuan's body. Wherever he went, there was coldness. Xia Jiuyuan rubbed his arms and opened the anti-theft door a small gap.

With a sound of 'click', the door opened, and Bai Ye came in from the outside. The moment Bai Ye entered, the cold air quickly slipped through the gap.Xia Jiuyuan closed the security door on the balcony, turned around, and saw Bai Ye and Guaibao looking at him.

Guaibao floated over, sniffed Xia Jiuyuan in his arms, and when he looked up, his eyes filled with tears, "Brother Counselor, you smell like other ghosts."

"Don't you love Guaibao?"

"You heartless man!"

Xia Jiuyuan: ...

Bai Ye also came over, touched Xia Jiuyuan's forehead, and frowned, "Who's coming in?" Xia Jiuyuan shook his head, he didn't know, he only knew that there was an aura as cold as Guaibao surrounding him.

He told Bai Ye the truth.

Guaibao wrinkled her nose, "Bad devil, grab Brother Bao from me."

Xia Jiuyuan realized something was wrong, "Baby, didn't you tell me to call Brother Jiuyuan in the morning, why did you change back?"

Guaibao raised her small eyes to look at Bai Ye, and Bai Ye didn't hesitate to give him her eyes, but only gave him a cold jaw, Guaibao said timidly, "Brother Counseling Bao sounds good."

Xia Jiuyuan wanted to have an in-depth education, but Bai Ye took out a talisman paper from the room, pasted it on the door, muttered a few words, and saw the talisman paper flash golden light, then disappeared again.Xia Jiuyuan opened his eyes wide, and the boss consecrated him on the spot.

Thinking of the KFC he bought, Xia Jiuyuan took Guaibao to the sofa and opened the food for him.Guaibao's eyes lit up, and he was about to take a big sip, but when he thought of the previous few times he had sucked these foods, Xia Jiuyuan's eyes were fierce, so he stopped and turned to look at Xia Jiuyuan, "Brother Counseling Bao, can Guaibao eat it?" ?”

Xia Jiuyuan patted Guaibao's head affectionately, "Yes."

After getting an affirmative answer, Guaibao approached the food and was about to suck it, but Bai Ye stretched out his big hand to block it.

Xia Jiuyuan and Guaibao looked at him together.

Bai Ye took out a hamburger from the bag, then said calmly, "Eat it." He took a bite of the hamburger.

Guaibao said politely, "Yes...you bought it for me."

Bai Ye lowered his eyes and glanced at Guaibao, who immediately shook his head and laughed, looking innocent.

Xia Jiuyuan could be aware that Guaibao is afraid of Bai Ye.

A push of hamburger, French fries, and Coke rotted into a pile under Guaibao's breath, and the kid cleaned it up in a sensible way, and then sat on the sofa as if waiting for praise.Xia Jiuyuan was amused and praised a few words, and Guaibao happily floated around several times.

"Bai Ye, I suddenly thought of it today, what if, I mean, what if my dear mother is pregnant in this life?" Xia Jiuyuan thought of hearing Su Xi and the others talking during the day, and thought of this possibility. Is there still a chance to reincarnate?

"There is indeed such a possibility." Bai Ye hadn't thought about it.

Guaibao stopped the movement of floating circles.

Bai Ye continued, "If this is possible, it's too late for Guaibao."

If you're already pregnant, it's fine if you're fully pregnant, but if you're just pregnant or in the middle of it, it's time for the baby, and he won't have time.

Guaibao became depressed and shrank to Xia Jiuyuan's body, tears rolling down like she didn't want money.Xia Jiuyuan felt sorry for him, and when he saw that he had the idea of ​​breathing in, his face froze, "Bai Ye, if my baby breathes in on me, will I turn into a pile of bones?"

Bai Ye was slightly stunned, shaking his head, "No."

Xia Jiuyuan was relieved, and couldn't help asking, "But didn't you say before that 'ghost energy invades and perishable'?"

Bai Ye explained, "Food is a dead thing, and you are a living person. There is a barrier between the living person and the ghost. As long as the yang energy is strong, the ghost energy cannot enter."

"So, in a short time, you'd better not do any acts of venting yang." Bai Ye warned.Yang behavior?Xia Jiuyuan looked puzzled, and Bai Ye's eyes fell between Xia Jiuyuan's legs, and he smiled teasingly.

Fuck me!

Xia Jiuyuan put his legs together and glared at Bai Ye.

Guaibao was still crying, but when he heard their topic shift to something he didn't understand, he cried even louder, which made Xia Jiuyuan's brain ache.He wanted to pull the little ghost down, but the little ghost clung to him like a magnet.Xia Jiuyuan asked Bai Ye for help, and Bai Ye said to the little ghost, "Mirror of Rebirth."

When Guaibao heard this, he immediately sat down obediently, his eyes fell along their sockets, and Xia Jiuyuan, who had a funny expression on his face, couldn't help laughing and bent over.

Guaibao twitched, "I want to hug."

Bai Ye opened his hands, "Come to me."

Guaibao shook his head slightly, seeing Bai Ye retracting his hand, Xia Jiuyuan clearly heard Guaibao's relieved voice, how scared he was.

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