Doctor Gu and his baby Ji

Before Ji Yu could refute, another row of red letters appeared.

[All wooden fish want grapes (Monkey King): Hehe!Absolutely, look at the IDs of these two people, isn't it the couple's name? 】

[All of Xia Mo Qianqiu (Daji): I have seen it a long time ago, playing a game, and you are still fucking a dog, Xiu Nimaxiu? 】

[Quan Shengren (Lu Ban): Isn't Chang'e the official partner of Hou Yi?What are you doing Daji? 】

[Everything can be old (Bull Demon King): Ann, Daji was originally a vixen. 】

[All Xia Mo Qianqiu (Daji): Who are you talking about? ? ! !I'm also playing Daji, okay? 】

[Everything can be old (Bull Demon King): What I said is that the hot pot should not be spicy. 】

[All Xia Mo Qianqiu (Daji): Hehe, eating a hot pot is still hypocritical, don’t you know the mandarin duck pot? 】

[All wooden fish want grapes (Sun Wukong): Dogs and men are right, just now I saw Hou Yi help the fox block skills. 】

[All Xia Moqianqiu (Daji): What the hell did I do wrong, just playing a game, Hou Yi, didn’t I just kill your wife?As for chasing me to kill? 】

Ji Yu looked at the rows of red letters swiping the screen, and was about to burst out laughing, but when he saw the word wife, his face immediately sank, and he shouted: "Who the hell is the wife! He's the one!!"

Pang Hu: "Hahahahaha! You're going to laugh me to death!"

Ji Yu: "Bah, I'm straight, thank you."

Pang Hu smiled and said: "Don't explain, explaining is covering up, and covering up is the truth. I have already discovered your tendency to bend, tsk!"

Just as Ji Yu was about to say that you fart, Brother Houyi's sexy and low voice came from next to his ear.

Hou Yi: As for.

[All Xia Mo Qianqiu (Daji): ... really are a dog and a woman! 】

[All Shengren (Lu Ban): Damn, don't say that Hou Yi's voice is actually a bit nice. 】

[All of Xia Mo Qianqiu (Daji): Lu Ban Nima, have you read too many idiot novels!What does this pair of dogs and men look like in real life? 】

Ji Yu: "..."

I'm not your wife, hello!I'm such a man!

Also, I'm a school grass, and I haven't grown up to be imposing, thank you.

Pang Hu: "Hahahahahaha."

Ji Yu: "Fuck, I want to turn on the voice, I want to prove it! I'm a man!"

Pang Hu hurriedly said: "Don't, don't! Don't!"

Ji Yu said: "Why?"

Pang Hu: "We have all lost so many times, and finally met a great master. He probably thought you were a cute girl, so he behaved so well. If you are exposed now, it will hurt people's hearts!"

Ji Yu: "None of my business!"

Pang Hu: "Why is it none of your business? If he gets sad and plays decadently, we might kneel again."

Ji Yu: "...For a long time, you want me to sell my appearance to win the game??? Then why don't you play it yourself?"

Pang Hu: "It's not me who is called Hou Yi's husband."

Ji Yu: "...But Sun Shangxiang is very good to you! He never leaves you. And look at this ID, stubborn and funny, he must be a man!"

Pang Hu: "But my ID also looks like a man, Fat Tiger, who knows it's a man."

Ji Yu: "You're not allowed to talk again. If you don't want to do it, we'll be together. If you don't do it, it means I'm a man!!!"

Pang Hu: "You have to think about it clearly. If you explain it clearly, you and Hou Yi will no longer be a dog and a man, but a dog and a man."

Ji Yu: "..."

What the hell seems to make sense. Hou Yi chased monkeys and foxes all over the field, and even he could see it, not to mention the group of people opposite. If he really spoke, the other party must be sure that he is a crook. Nima is the one below.

But he can't let him sell his soul alone. It doesn't make sense for him to sacrifice so much, but let Pang Hu enjoy the benefits.

No, we have to die together, brothers in trouble, sharing weal and woe.

Ji Yu's heart froze, and he said, "It doesn't matter, if you don't do it, you'll pull it down!"

Pang Hu: "Brother, don't do it! Please, please, let me praise Sun Shangxiang."

The old master on the map stopped, and said inappropriately: "Brother Sun, you are very good at operating, very handsome!"

Ji Yu: "I'm dizzy, are you talking nonsense? Are you ambiguous?"

[Stubborn Dobby (Sun Shangxiang): Did you call me? 】

[Stubborn Doubi (Sun Shangxiang): Thank you, but they should be sisters, not brothers. 】

Ji Yu: "Pfft, hahahahahaha!"

Pang Hu: "Are you happy, are you happy?"

Ji Yu: "Happy! Hahahaha!"

It's really an online marriage, can An Neng tell me if I'm male or female?

Daji continued to wave around Houyi, anyway, he would be in a good mood now, and he will be a dog, and everyone who curses will rebound!

Unexpectedly, before he could continue the wave, the opponent's crystal had already collapsed. Ji Yu took a look, and the enemy surrendered.

It turned out that what Hou Yi said about what happened afterwards completely annoyed Daji, the other party. Daji simply hung up and stopped playing.

After quitting the game, Ji Yu was thinking whether to invite that brother Houyi just now, but he had already taken the lead in throwing an olive branch, not only sending him a friend request, but also inviting him to form a team again .

Ji Yu quickly confirmed, and then pulled Pang Hu in together, and several of them formed a team together.

Originally, Ji Yu wanted to play Kai in this round, but Brother Hou Yi chose Jing Ke first, so he had no choice but to give up.

He flipped through the hero pool over and over again, and he was frowning, and there was another deep male voice in the earphone: "Would you like to change heroes with me?"

Ji Yu hurriedly typed: "No, no, I'm not very good at playing Jing Ke."

As soon as this sentence was sent, there was no hero in the column of hot pot. Hou Yi said, "Then what are you good at? I will assist you."

Ji Yu typed: "No need, I will assist you."

There was a sexy and deep chuckle in the ear: "Okay."

After finishing speaking, he didn't choose a hero, but left that column empty, as if waiting for him to choose first.

Ji Yu didn't hesitate anymore, anyway, he is a cute girl in the eyes of the other party, so he should be cute to the end, and he can cheat back to the rank, this wave!Sure!

With a random pull, he chose a Diaochan.

It's not that he is blowing, his Diao Chan Thief 6, jumps around in the later stage, has high output, short skill CD, and can quickly recover blood.

As soon as he clicked to make sure, Brother Hou Yi chose a Lu Bu.

Yo!Is this really treating him as a wife? ? ?

If I had known him earlier, I would have chosen a Bodhidharma, a monk, no husband, no wife, lonely, Amitabha.

Ji Yu said: "Fat Hu, what do you think men are thinking now? They can't find a girl in reality, so they go to the Internet to look for it? Aren't you afraid it's a cute girl?"

Pang Hu: "Please, Master Ji, do you think that all boys have the same face as you, with a schoolboy face? It's not too difficult in reality, you can only tease them online."

Ji Yu: "Aren't you afraid of dying by the light? Also, don't call me young master, it's like a nightclub!"

Pang Hu: "It's just online dating, why are you so serious? It's the most quiet night to relieve boredom, and maybe these men don't have girlfriends!"

Ji Yu: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Pang Hu: "Exactly!"

Ji Yu: "If I have a girlfriend, well, forget it, I don't want to find a girlfriend yet."

Pang Hu: "Fuck, you really want to bend!"

Ji Yu: "You fart!"

Pang Hu: "However, the voice of this spicy hot pot is still nice. If I were a little girl, I would really be fooled by him."

The two of you talked to each other, and the game started, and the game was still going smoothly. In less than 5 minutes, they had already won eleven heads. Ji Yu relied on his Thief Six's operation, and Lu Bu Loyal guardian, and steadily won the MVP of this round.

Ji Yu saw that the rank that had fallen was recovering, and he was so happy, just when he thought that he would surely turn the tables against the wind today, Hou Yi didn't invite him anymore, but sent him a private message.

"Add WeChat"

It seemed a bit abrupt to say this, and he said again: "It's convenient for playing games later."

Ji Yu said: "Fathu Chuthu, this man wants to add me on WeChat!!"

Pang Hu: "Just add it! You can play games together in the future! By the way, quickly change your avatar name and everything, and lock the circle of friends."

Ji Yu: "..."

He was a little hesitant, it was just a game, why should it involve reality.

However, when he clicked on this spicy hot pot, Brother Houyi hesitated a bit for his historical record. He has almost never lost. With this skill, he can almost bring him to the top!

Anyway, in the online world, everyone who added WeChat is just wearing a layer of skin, who knows who!

Therefore, Ji Yu happily processed his WeChat into the image of a cute girl, and then added the other party's WeChat.

The other party quickly passed the verification. The WeChat name is a capital G, and I don't know what it means. Ji Yu didn't think about it so much, and directly changed the note for him to "spicy hot pot".

Just as Ji Yu was about to ask, do you still play?The other party shows that it is typing.

Then I sent a sentence, it's getting late, go to bed early, don't stay up late.

Ji Yu curled his lips, he is really a scumbag, he won't lead people to score after cheating on WeChat, but he can't chase people to play games, so he can only say: "Okay, let's make an appointment next time."

After all, he posted another emoji of a cute little rabbit saying good night.

vomit!

The other party did not return.

Ji Yu clicked on his profile picture, intending to look through his circle of friends, who knew that the other party's circle of friends had nothing, it was completely empty.

Pooh!Definitely a trumpet, a trumpet used to pick up girls!The identity of the scumbag is unquestionable.

Pang Hu shouted from the side again: "Why is there no movement, hurry up and pull me!"

Ji Yu said: "Pull the hammer, that guy has gone to sleep."

Pang Hu: "I really don't care if I want to go to WeChat, it's amazing! Then shall we still play?"

Ji Yu rubbed his aching spine, and said, "What the fuck, my shoulder hurts, so stop doing it, go to bed early, there's class tomorrow!"

Pang Hu: "Okay! See you at school tomorrow."

After hanging up the voice, Ji Yu shook his arms, went to take a shower, and then nestled on the bed.

On the second day, Ji Yu met Pang Hu in the dance studio on time.

He was wearing a black T-shirt with big shorts that boys like, revealing a section of super white calf, a pair of sneakers, and a hat on his head.As soon as they entered the dance studio, the girls all stared at her.

Pang Hu pinched his arm that was too white to reflect the light and said, "When will I be reincarnated like you?"

Ji Yu drank the last sip of soy milk, then threw it into the trash can and said, "Next life!"

Pang Hu handed over a fist, "Lend me a good word."

Ji Yu smiled, the two of them bumped their fists together and sat on the ground with their shoulders crossed and their backs crossed.

When the teacher came, the two stood up neatly and got ready for class.

Ji Yu is a steady treasure of the art department, and in the dance academy where the male to female ratio is ten to one, he is even a national treasure. As for why he went to the art department, there is only one reason, he likes to dance.

I just like it, and I love it. When I was a child, other people were sent to extracurricular learning classes by their parents. One or two cried like killing pigs, but he always went there happily with his schoolbag on his back. When he was learning to dance, he was also extremely serious. , one class at a time, can jump from twelve o'clock at noon to ten o'clock in the evening.

He naturally became an art student in high school, and finally got admitted to his ideal university.

In his eyes, all success is by no means accidental, and countless efforts have been accumulated behind it. When doing something, once you have done it, you must try your best to do your best and achieve the ultimate, otherwise it is all a whim hooligans.

As one of the few boys in the class, Ji Yu is regarded as a talented player in the eyes of the teacher. He usually stands at the front, but after dancing to the music for a while, he feels something is wrong.

There was a little pain in the upper right abdomen, and it became more and more painful as time went by bit by bit. He looked back at the trash can, could it be that there was something wrong with the cup of soy milk? ? ?

The author has something to say: Ahhhhhh!The next chapter will appear, and then the cohabitation mode will officially start? ?