Doctor Gu and his baby Ji
Chapter 18 Husband He Bullied Me!
Pang Hu said: "Damn! Ji Yu, you are so awesome, I admire you."
Ji Yu laughed loudly and said, "How is it! Master is amazing!"
Pang Hu said: "Your Excellency's big d cute girl can definitely mistake the real one, I'm frightened by you."
Ji Yu: "Hahahahahaha."
Brother Hot Pot still did not turn on the voice, and continued to type: "Well, is it?"
[Don't eat spicy hot pot: Of course!People are sweethearts. 】
Ji Yu: "Hahahaha I laughed so hard, oh my god!"
Pang Hu probably couldn't stand his flamboyant operation anymore, so he said, "Brother, where did you learn this nonsense every day??? Don't say it, you really sound like a girl."
Ji Yu said: "This is what I've heard and seen after playing games for so many years, and now I'm applying what I've learned, so I'll infer other things from one instance." He was complacent, when Brother Hot Pot typed suddenly.
[Eating hot pot needs to be spicy: Your Li Bai is playing very well. 】
Ji Yu was startled, and said: "Fuck, this guy just watched the battle??? I didn't reveal my identity just now!"
Pang Hu said calmly: "Ann! With our personalities, even if all our teammates hang up, we will only bless his family in the voice. You played so smoothly just now, how can you have time to type and talk?"
Ji Yu: "Yes."
[Don't eat hot pot spicy: Just now, the male students in our class helped me play! 】
[Eating hot pot needs to be spicy: male classmate?Now? 】
Ji Yu: "What's going on now?"
Pang Hu was speechless, so he reminded him: "Silly, it's almost ten o'clock now, please explain why you are with your male classmates at ten o'clock during the summer vacation?"
Ji Yu: "Damn it, I forgot. It's okay, it's okay, just watch me!"
[Don't eat spicy hot pot: Yes, our class is having a reunion today! 】
Pang Hu: "Hahaha, clever enough!"
Ji Yu said: "That is!"
Several people quickly started the game. Brother Hot Pot, as the husband of classmate Ji Yu, was very gentlemanly waiting for him to choose first, and the hero column was always empty.
Ji Yu unceremoniously chose Luna first. Among the kings, Luna's official partner is a monkey, but he grabbed the jungle position first, and it seems a bit redundant to have Monkey King.
The stubborn Doubi didn't choose Sun Shangxiang, but played Yu Ji. Pang Hu looked at the lineup and chose Xiang Yu.
Ji Yu said: "Yo! It smells like a leg."
Pang Hu said: "No matter how you have a leg, it is better than yours. After all, I am straight."
Ji Yu: "I'm stupid. Your mother!!! Who's not straight anymore."
The middle lane was also chosen, and Brother Hot Pot chose Kai this time.
Ji Yu remembers when he first played King of Kings, Luna had a line that said, have you ever fought against my elder brother?
He thought, who is your brother?When the hero Kai was released, the official explanation was that this man was the elder brother of Luna, the goddess of moonlight.
So, this hot pot brother wants to start a brother-sister relationship with him? ? ?Sure enough, the taste is strong enough.
However, Kai and Luna fell in love and killed each other, are you sure you want this?
Ji Yu took a look, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji went to play, mid laner, armor up, he played wild, all right! ! !
Everyone was well arranged by Ji Yu in his heart, and after the start, it really went according to what he thought.
Brother Hot Pot did not turn on the voice, and the two hands were operating the game again, and the two had almost no communication.Ji Yu only wants to win and win, and occasionally sends a blue buff, don't grab me, at most.
As a character of Luna, if she can operate correctly, she can use her ults continuously, but she has a shortcoming, that is, she consumes a lot of mana. If she doesn't have mana, she is almost useless, not even a super soldier.
However, the three groups of people performed their own duties, and none of them went to compete with him for blue.
Ji Yu played vigorously and operated coherently. The two sides suddenly assembled in front of the tyrant, and then inexplicably started a team battle in the middle.
Probably the other party, King Lanling, was picking up the dragon alone. Yu Ji and Xiang Yu went to grab it when they saw it, and then the other party came from the middle and bottom lanes, and the two sides fought from the tyrant to the middle.
Seeing that both sides were in a state of residual blood, Ji Yu marked the small soldiers in the middle with a move of Crescent Moon Slash, and then Crescent Moon Assault frantically swiped over.
Ji Yu shouted: "This wave, I want five kills."
But the next second, he was dumbfounded.
Depend on!He's broken!
Ji Yu scolded: "Damn it, who the hell beat the little soldier I marked to death?"
It's embarrassing to suddenly break up, okay? ? ?And it's even more embarrassing to be interrupted in a crowd! ! !
Baili Shouyue suddenly dodges backwards with the remaining blood of the enemy, Bai Qi defends him against the damage, and Bian Que's father adds blood to him in the back, Baili Shouxue aims at the broken Luna, and shoots past, Luna Being hit.
Ji Yu wanted to retreat, but was sent flying into the air by Xiao Qiao, then Xinghua Dazzled blinded his dog eyes, and he and Zhen Ji in the middle were taken away.
"Damn it!!!! I just want to know which idiot killed the soldier I marked!"
Pang Hu said: "There are so many people in a mess, who knows, Uncle Ji, rest in peace, this wave of five kills is destined not to be yours."
Ji Yu dropped the phone, rolled his eyes, and opened the dialog box.
[Eat all the hot pot, don't be spicy (Luna): Husband, Baili kept his promise and bullied me! ! ! !Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! 】
[Every hot pot needs to be spicy (Kai): Okay, wait. 】
Pang Hu said coldly: "Ah, you are addicted to pretending to be a girl, you are really wretched!"
Ji Yu: "I'm dead, I'm not happy, I'm happy!"
[To Plan Xi (Baili Shou): Damn it!It's really disgusting, if you can't beat it, just call it husband, a female college student? ? ? ? 】
[All stubborn teasers (Yu Ji): What happened to the female college student, you just died at the hands of the female college student. 】
Kai has been unknown in this round. Seeing his sister and wife being killed, he rushed forward and took down two bloody heads.
[Eat all the hot pot, not spicy (Luna): Husband is awesome! 】
[Fang Fang Mingyao Goose (Baiqi): Tsk, I don't think much about being killed, but when I see Luna calling Kai's husband, I feel chills in my heart!Proper orthopedics! 】
[The other party's toner (Cai Wenji): Add one! 】
Ji Yu: "Hahahaha, I just want to disgust you to death!!!"
Pang Hu: "I have to say, you are really getting more and more perverted."
After Luna was revived, she followed everyone to continue the team battle, wave after wave. Fortunately, in the next few times, he did not appear to break the big behavior, but the ult was refreshed too many times, and the blue was gone again! ! !
Ji Yu just wanted to say: "Luna, the prodigal girl!!"
Although they struggled a bit in this game, they still won by a narrow margin.
After a plate, Brother Hot Pot gave him a thumbs up and said goodbye to him.
Ji Yu: "Tell me, am I being tricked? I feel this way now??? Brother Hot Pot is not as nice to me as before."
Pang Hu: "Maybe you are too enthusiastic and scare people?"
Ji Yu: "Tsk, how to tease men in the game, I really can't do it hahahahaha."
Pang Hu: "I think you're pretty good."
Ji Yu quit the game with a smile, and clicked on WeChat. The WeChat message he sent to Gu Siheng at [-]:[-] in the afternoon has never been answered.
What is this Gu Siheng doing?Is the meeting open all day? ? ? ?
Pang Hu said: "What about Ganza, aren't you coming?"
Ji Yu said: "Come, come, come!"
After that, he closed WeChat and switched back to the game.Pang Huzheng didn't know what he said, but was suddenly interrupted. Ji Yu took a look, and it turned out that Gu Siheng called him.
Is this what you call Cao Cao Cao Cao is here? ? ?
"Hey!"
Immediately, he heard a very familiar voice on the phone: "What are you doing? Did you have a good meal today?"
Ji Yu leaned leisurely on the sofa, with the corners of his mouth raised, he said, "Of course I ate it! Are you busy all day today? It seems that you are a little bit out of your hands!"
Gu Siheng said: "Yeah, I've had a meeting all day, and my neck is going to be sore. It just ended, and the phone has been muted, so I didn't see the news."
Is this explaining to him that he didn't reply in time?
Or he was thinking too much.
There must be a lot of people sending messages to the doctor. Could it be that Gu Siheng called everyone to explain?
Ji Yu said: "Call me at this time, is there anything wrong?"
Gu Siheng smiled and said: "Well, it's okay, I just wanted to ask what you are doing? Did you sell my house behind my back?"
Hearing this sentence, Ji Yu burst out laughing with a "puchi", "Doctor Gu, you think too much! And you don't need a real estate certificate and ID card to sell a house!"
Gu Siheng said: "That's true! But, when I was not at home, did you molested other people behind my back?"
Gu Siheng suddenly asked such a sentence, which shocked Ji Yu. His mind quickly recalled the scene in the game where he crazily called the other party's husband just now. He raised his head and looked around, and asked faintly: "Gu Siheng Doctor, there is no surveillance at your home, right?"
Gu Siheng said: "No."
Ji Yu patted his chest and said, "That's good."
Gu Siheng continued: "Well, but I can buy one!"
Ji Yu: "Damn it! Doctor Gu, you still have this strange habit of spying on others!"
Gu Siheng smiled and said: "Well, underage children need to be under the supervision of their parents to thrive!"
Ji Yu shouted: "Who is underage!!!!"
Gu Siheng: "Hahahahaha."
It was rare to hear Gu Siheng laughing so heartily, Ji Yu couldn't keep his mouth shut for a moment, and said, "I can tell you, I'm going to move out after the summer vacation! It's only a month away."
Just after saying this, Gu Siheng over there fell silent.
Ji Yu also fell silent.
By the way, does he have a feeling that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?
Silence is embarrassing, so he said awkwardly, "By the way, when are you coming back?"
Gu Siheng smiled softly: "Little friend, have you forgotten? I just left this morning, and there are still six days left."
Ji Yu said "Oh".
It turns out there are still six days left!
Gu Siheng said in a lazy voice: "Then you should go to bed early, don't play too late, I still have work, so I won't tell you, wait for me to go back, I will cook you a big meal!"
Ji Yu said: "Okay, okay, I got it, you go to work! Bye!"
Gu Siheng: "Good night, kid."
As soon as he hung up the phone, Pang Hu's voice cut over.
"I said! Brother, how dare you swear? You actually hung up on Dad's voice."
"Someone just called."
"Oh, then why does your voice sound unhappy? What's the matter? The hospital called to say that your kidneys are failing?"
"Damn it, your kidneys are bad! I'm just tired from playing games and want to sleep."
Ji Yu's voice was sleepy, to be honest, he didn't know what happened to him.
"Dad, did you hear me right? It's only eleven o'clock now. Don't you claim that you don't stop until the clock turns? Why are you so good today?"
"I'm just tired! I need a reason to be sleepy!"
Pang Hu said: "Well, it seems that I am really tired, and you don't even refute me calling myself a father! That's enough, son, you can sleep well, and your mother and I will play two more games."
"I hate you, uncle! Get lost!"
After hanging up the phone, Ji Yu put away the messy table in front of him, took a shower, and rolled into bed.
Today's duplex building is extraordinarily quiet, although it is usually very quiet, but today is very different.Ji Yu tossed and turned, unable to sleep.
For more than a month, he has been living in Gu Siheng's place in a lazy state. He doesn't sweep the floor, wash the clothes, or brush the dishes. He always thought that the house was so clean, but just now he closed the kitchen and washed it After removing the clothes, I realized that Gu Siheng was doing all the usual things.
Alas, the doctor is already very tired at work, and it is really hard work to clean up after returning home!
Ji Yu looked at his phone, the time has quietly passed twelve o'clock.
He seemed to feel a surge of anger in his heart, well, there are still five days before Gu Siheng comes back! ! !
The author has something to say: Dr. Gu: My wife has already started to miss me! !
Baby Ji: Oh.
Ji Yu laughed loudly and said, "How is it! Master is amazing!"
Pang Hu said: "Your Excellency's big d cute girl can definitely mistake the real one, I'm frightened by you."
Ji Yu: "Hahahahahaha."
Brother Hot Pot still did not turn on the voice, and continued to type: "Well, is it?"
[Don't eat spicy hot pot: Of course!People are sweethearts. 】
Ji Yu: "Hahahaha I laughed so hard, oh my god!"
Pang Hu probably couldn't stand his flamboyant operation anymore, so he said, "Brother, where did you learn this nonsense every day??? Don't say it, you really sound like a girl."
Ji Yu said: "This is what I've heard and seen after playing games for so many years, and now I'm applying what I've learned, so I'll infer other things from one instance." He was complacent, when Brother Hot Pot typed suddenly.
[Eating hot pot needs to be spicy: Your Li Bai is playing very well. 】
Ji Yu was startled, and said: "Fuck, this guy just watched the battle??? I didn't reveal my identity just now!"
Pang Hu said calmly: "Ann! With our personalities, even if all our teammates hang up, we will only bless his family in the voice. You played so smoothly just now, how can you have time to type and talk?"
Ji Yu: "Yes."
[Don't eat hot pot spicy: Just now, the male students in our class helped me play! 】
[Eating hot pot needs to be spicy: male classmate?Now? 】
Ji Yu: "What's going on now?"
Pang Hu was speechless, so he reminded him: "Silly, it's almost ten o'clock now, please explain why you are with your male classmates at ten o'clock during the summer vacation?"
Ji Yu: "Damn it, I forgot. It's okay, it's okay, just watch me!"
[Don't eat spicy hot pot: Yes, our class is having a reunion today! 】
Pang Hu: "Hahaha, clever enough!"
Ji Yu said: "That is!"
Several people quickly started the game. Brother Hot Pot, as the husband of classmate Ji Yu, was very gentlemanly waiting for him to choose first, and the hero column was always empty.
Ji Yu unceremoniously chose Luna first. Among the kings, Luna's official partner is a monkey, but he grabbed the jungle position first, and it seems a bit redundant to have Monkey King.
The stubborn Doubi didn't choose Sun Shangxiang, but played Yu Ji. Pang Hu looked at the lineup and chose Xiang Yu.
Ji Yu said: "Yo! It smells like a leg."
Pang Hu said: "No matter how you have a leg, it is better than yours. After all, I am straight."
Ji Yu: "I'm stupid. Your mother!!! Who's not straight anymore."
The middle lane was also chosen, and Brother Hot Pot chose Kai this time.
Ji Yu remembers when he first played King of Kings, Luna had a line that said, have you ever fought against my elder brother?
He thought, who is your brother?When the hero Kai was released, the official explanation was that this man was the elder brother of Luna, the goddess of moonlight.
So, this hot pot brother wants to start a brother-sister relationship with him? ? ?Sure enough, the taste is strong enough.
However, Kai and Luna fell in love and killed each other, are you sure you want this?
Ji Yu took a look, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji went to play, mid laner, armor up, he played wild, all right! ! !
Everyone was well arranged by Ji Yu in his heart, and after the start, it really went according to what he thought.
Brother Hot Pot did not turn on the voice, and the two hands were operating the game again, and the two had almost no communication.Ji Yu only wants to win and win, and occasionally sends a blue buff, don't grab me, at most.
As a character of Luna, if she can operate correctly, she can use her ults continuously, but she has a shortcoming, that is, she consumes a lot of mana. If she doesn't have mana, she is almost useless, not even a super soldier.
However, the three groups of people performed their own duties, and none of them went to compete with him for blue.
Ji Yu played vigorously and operated coherently. The two sides suddenly assembled in front of the tyrant, and then inexplicably started a team battle in the middle.
Probably the other party, King Lanling, was picking up the dragon alone. Yu Ji and Xiang Yu went to grab it when they saw it, and then the other party came from the middle and bottom lanes, and the two sides fought from the tyrant to the middle.
Seeing that both sides were in a state of residual blood, Ji Yu marked the small soldiers in the middle with a move of Crescent Moon Slash, and then Crescent Moon Assault frantically swiped over.
Ji Yu shouted: "This wave, I want five kills."
But the next second, he was dumbfounded.
Depend on!He's broken!
Ji Yu scolded: "Damn it, who the hell beat the little soldier I marked to death?"
It's embarrassing to suddenly break up, okay? ? ?And it's even more embarrassing to be interrupted in a crowd! ! !
Baili Shouyue suddenly dodges backwards with the remaining blood of the enemy, Bai Qi defends him against the damage, and Bian Que's father adds blood to him in the back, Baili Shouxue aims at the broken Luna, and shoots past, Luna Being hit.
Ji Yu wanted to retreat, but was sent flying into the air by Xiao Qiao, then Xinghua Dazzled blinded his dog eyes, and he and Zhen Ji in the middle were taken away.
"Damn it!!!! I just want to know which idiot killed the soldier I marked!"
Pang Hu said: "There are so many people in a mess, who knows, Uncle Ji, rest in peace, this wave of five kills is destined not to be yours."
Ji Yu dropped the phone, rolled his eyes, and opened the dialog box.
[Eat all the hot pot, don't be spicy (Luna): Husband, Baili kept his promise and bullied me! ! ! !Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! 】
[Every hot pot needs to be spicy (Kai): Okay, wait. 】
Pang Hu said coldly: "Ah, you are addicted to pretending to be a girl, you are really wretched!"
Ji Yu: "I'm dead, I'm not happy, I'm happy!"
[To Plan Xi (Baili Shou): Damn it!It's really disgusting, if you can't beat it, just call it husband, a female college student? ? ? ? 】
[All stubborn teasers (Yu Ji): What happened to the female college student, you just died at the hands of the female college student. 】
Kai has been unknown in this round. Seeing his sister and wife being killed, he rushed forward and took down two bloody heads.
[Eat all the hot pot, not spicy (Luna): Husband is awesome! 】
[Fang Fang Mingyao Goose (Baiqi): Tsk, I don't think much about being killed, but when I see Luna calling Kai's husband, I feel chills in my heart!Proper orthopedics! 】
[The other party's toner (Cai Wenji): Add one! 】
Ji Yu: "Hahahaha, I just want to disgust you to death!!!"
Pang Hu: "I have to say, you are really getting more and more perverted."
After Luna was revived, she followed everyone to continue the team battle, wave after wave. Fortunately, in the next few times, he did not appear to break the big behavior, but the ult was refreshed too many times, and the blue was gone again! ! !
Ji Yu just wanted to say: "Luna, the prodigal girl!!"
Although they struggled a bit in this game, they still won by a narrow margin.
After a plate, Brother Hot Pot gave him a thumbs up and said goodbye to him.
Ji Yu: "Tell me, am I being tricked? I feel this way now??? Brother Hot Pot is not as nice to me as before."
Pang Hu: "Maybe you are too enthusiastic and scare people?"
Ji Yu: "Tsk, how to tease men in the game, I really can't do it hahahahaha."
Pang Hu: "I think you're pretty good."
Ji Yu quit the game with a smile, and clicked on WeChat. The WeChat message he sent to Gu Siheng at [-]:[-] in the afternoon has never been answered.
What is this Gu Siheng doing?Is the meeting open all day? ? ? ?
Pang Hu said: "What about Ganza, aren't you coming?"
Ji Yu said: "Come, come, come!"
After that, he closed WeChat and switched back to the game.Pang Huzheng didn't know what he said, but was suddenly interrupted. Ji Yu took a look, and it turned out that Gu Siheng called him.
Is this what you call Cao Cao Cao Cao is here? ? ?
"Hey!"
Immediately, he heard a very familiar voice on the phone: "What are you doing? Did you have a good meal today?"
Ji Yu leaned leisurely on the sofa, with the corners of his mouth raised, he said, "Of course I ate it! Are you busy all day today? It seems that you are a little bit out of your hands!"
Gu Siheng said: "Yeah, I've had a meeting all day, and my neck is going to be sore. It just ended, and the phone has been muted, so I didn't see the news."
Is this explaining to him that he didn't reply in time?
Or he was thinking too much.
There must be a lot of people sending messages to the doctor. Could it be that Gu Siheng called everyone to explain?
Ji Yu said: "Call me at this time, is there anything wrong?"
Gu Siheng smiled and said: "Well, it's okay, I just wanted to ask what you are doing? Did you sell my house behind my back?"
Hearing this sentence, Ji Yu burst out laughing with a "puchi", "Doctor Gu, you think too much! And you don't need a real estate certificate and ID card to sell a house!"
Gu Siheng said: "That's true! But, when I was not at home, did you molested other people behind my back?"
Gu Siheng suddenly asked such a sentence, which shocked Ji Yu. His mind quickly recalled the scene in the game where he crazily called the other party's husband just now. He raised his head and looked around, and asked faintly: "Gu Siheng Doctor, there is no surveillance at your home, right?"
Gu Siheng said: "No."
Ji Yu patted his chest and said, "That's good."
Gu Siheng continued: "Well, but I can buy one!"
Ji Yu: "Damn it! Doctor Gu, you still have this strange habit of spying on others!"
Gu Siheng smiled and said: "Well, underage children need to be under the supervision of their parents to thrive!"
Ji Yu shouted: "Who is underage!!!!"
Gu Siheng: "Hahahahaha."
It was rare to hear Gu Siheng laughing so heartily, Ji Yu couldn't keep his mouth shut for a moment, and said, "I can tell you, I'm going to move out after the summer vacation! It's only a month away."
Just after saying this, Gu Siheng over there fell silent.
Ji Yu also fell silent.
By the way, does he have a feeling that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?
Silence is embarrassing, so he said awkwardly, "By the way, when are you coming back?"
Gu Siheng smiled softly: "Little friend, have you forgotten? I just left this morning, and there are still six days left."
Ji Yu said "Oh".
It turns out there are still six days left!
Gu Siheng said in a lazy voice: "Then you should go to bed early, don't play too late, I still have work, so I won't tell you, wait for me to go back, I will cook you a big meal!"
Ji Yu said: "Okay, okay, I got it, you go to work! Bye!"
Gu Siheng: "Good night, kid."
As soon as he hung up the phone, Pang Hu's voice cut over.
"I said! Brother, how dare you swear? You actually hung up on Dad's voice."
"Someone just called."
"Oh, then why does your voice sound unhappy? What's the matter? The hospital called to say that your kidneys are failing?"
"Damn it, your kidneys are bad! I'm just tired from playing games and want to sleep."
Ji Yu's voice was sleepy, to be honest, he didn't know what happened to him.
"Dad, did you hear me right? It's only eleven o'clock now. Don't you claim that you don't stop until the clock turns? Why are you so good today?"
"I'm just tired! I need a reason to be sleepy!"
Pang Hu said: "Well, it seems that I am really tired, and you don't even refute me calling myself a father! That's enough, son, you can sleep well, and your mother and I will play two more games."
"I hate you, uncle! Get lost!"
After hanging up the phone, Ji Yu put away the messy table in front of him, took a shower, and rolled into bed.
Today's duplex building is extraordinarily quiet, although it is usually very quiet, but today is very different.Ji Yu tossed and turned, unable to sleep.
For more than a month, he has been living in Gu Siheng's place in a lazy state. He doesn't sweep the floor, wash the clothes, or brush the dishes. He always thought that the house was so clean, but just now he closed the kitchen and washed it After removing the clothes, I realized that Gu Siheng was doing all the usual things.
Alas, the doctor is already very tired at work, and it is really hard work to clean up after returning home!
Ji Yu looked at his phone, the time has quietly passed twelve o'clock.
He seemed to feel a surge of anger in his heart, well, there are still five days before Gu Siheng comes back! ! !
The author has something to say: Dr. Gu: My wife has already started to miss me! !
Baby Ji: Oh.
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