Rich old man pretends to be poor online
Chapter 5 What's wrong?
After reading all of He Yan's materials, Xi Lan didn't take any action. She just put it aside and went about her daily routine, as if nothing had happened before.
Until 03:30 in the morning, when Xi Lan got off work, he still saw He Yan's car at the door.
"Still waiting at the door?"
"I've been waiting since eight o'clock until now, and I haven't left. I haven't even gone out to use the toilet. Now the people in the clubhouse have basically left. If I didn't make a mistake, he should be waiting for you, the boss."
Fourteen followed Xi Lan and reported all the information he knew to the boss in a timely manner. This is also the excellent tacit understanding that they have cultivated during their cooperation for so long.
"Oh."
Xi Lan only smiled and agreed, but did not intend to go over to say hello. It was He Yan in the car who noticed him, worried that he would be entangled by a malicious guest or boss, so he hurriedly opened the car door and hurried He walked over, taking out his wallet as he walked.
"Accompany me out for supper, and this is a tip for you."
He casually took out a stack of red tickets from his wallet, and He Yan stuffed them all to Xi Lan without hesitation. In his eyes, the best way to take away the entangled young master is to throw money directly. If you don't force it, you will never force it.
"..."
Another 800 yuan! ? I won't even give me 1000 yuan. Does this little koala seriously think that I'm only worth 800 yuan?
I'm so angry, I really want to beat him up, but the reason is not enough, I still have to keep smiling.
Xi Lan squeezed the red ticket in his hand, and thought about it carefully, there is no reason to beat him up now, but it doesn't mean he has no reason to beat him up in the future, he can go fishing for big fish for a long time, and guarantee that he will never dare to make up his own mind in the future.
In order to be able to catch He Yan, a big fish, Xi Lan finally stuffed all the banknotes into Shisi's hands in front of him, saying very professionally.
"I won't go back with you today, I'll go with him, remember to feed the little orange."
"..."
Fourteen was silent for a while, took a sympathetic look at He Yan, then turned and left, expressing that he didn't want to interfere with the boss's freedom. Anyway, the boss was alone with others, and the danger would always be the other party, even if the other party held a terrible biochemical weapon in his hand. In the end, it will only reap the consequences.
Fourteen was so cold and paralyzed that He Yan couldn't grasp his true emotions at all. He thought that he had successfully intercepted him halfway, so he was envious and jealous. He took Xi Lan's hand very proudly and went to own car lila.
"Let's go, what would you like to have for supper?"
"...At this point in time, besides barbecue, there should be only KFC and McDonald's still open, right?"
Xi Lan twitched the corners of her mouth, and she cast aside her sincere disdain for He Yan's 'generosity'.
"If you like, we can eat it everywhere. If you can't eat enough, you can pack it, or you can feed it to stray cats and dogs if you like. Anyway, I have money, so you don't need to worry about other things."
"Oh……"
Except for such a word, Xi Lan really didn't know how to reply so as not to hurt He Yan's self-esteem. In order to show that he was not short of money, he was quite talented in treating guests to KFC and McDonald's.
However, no matter how much he complained in his heart, in order not to let the big fish slip away, Xi Lan was very cooperative and went to eat three suppers a night, and deeply appreciated He Yan's thoughtfulness.
In He Yan's car, apart from Radix Banlangen, there were also anti-alcohol candy, anti-alcohol milk, stomach-invigorating and Xiaoshi tablets, and yogurt to promote bowel movements. He worked hard to implement his plan, and tried his best to hook up with He Yan.
After eating supper and taking the packaged food to the park to feed the stray dogs, it was already dawn, He Yan yawned and said directly.
"Are you sleepy? Go to my house to sleep, don't go back there, since he took the tip, he shouldn't make it difficult for you, or you can go to the hotel if you want."
Whoops, this is the main event is finally coming, early in the morning invitation to go home or to the hotel, lonely men and widows in the same room, you don't have to guess what you can do.
In order to celebrate the big fish she was about to catch, Xi Lan was very excited and agreed to go home. If she beat someone there, the neighbors would definitely treat it as a husband and wife quarrel, and absolutely no one would intervene and call the police. , must be cool.
however……
When He Yan said to take him home to sleep, he was really just sleeping. In order to let Xi Lan rest well, he also specially gave up his double bed to Xi Lan to occupy alone, and ran to the living room to sleep on the sofa.
"Is there something wrong!?"
Before falling asleep, Xi Lan's mind was full of these words, but unfortunately, he just didn't realize what was wrong.
Could it be that I am really old and not attractive enough to attract people to do bad things! ?
Another fishing failure aroused Xi Lan's competitive spirit and made him lengthen the fishing line again, which lasted for a whole month.
For a month, He Yan took Xi Lan to and from get off work in the Huajing clubhouse every day, rain or shine, with a tip of 800 yuan every day, allowing him to eat supper with him, and then take him home to sleep.
In He Yan's home, more and more Xi Lan's daily necessities have gradually appeared, and each of them has the same style and different color as He Yan. Apart from not having that life, the whole thing is like a cohabitation relationship of an old husband and wife! ?
This made Xi Lan finally realize that He Yan didn't want to kidnap her to sleep at all, but was pursuing herself seriously! ! !
Sleeping for free for a lifetime or something is more depressing|heart|sick|crazy than abducting once!
Xi Lan suddenly regretted it.
Regretting that he wanted to go fishing, when He Yan came to pick him up at the Huajing clubhouse for the second time, when Pedro was carrying a truckload of snacks such as cat food, dried fish, and freeze-dried meat to find fault and show off his wealth, he stood still. On He Yan's side, he even drove Pedro back to Country Y.
If I had known what He Yan was up to, I would have supported Pedro in scaring He Yan away, okay?
Hey, hey, under the inexplicable irritability, Xi Lan attracted a lot of brothers that day, and they had a crazy time in the basement bar of the Huajing clubhouse.
A wine bottle was spinning rapidly on the wine table, and stopped after a while, with the mouth of the bottle pointing straight at Xi Lan's position.
"Oh oh oh!!! I hit, I hit, I finally hit the boss, come to tell the truth or take a big risk?"
A large group of men around the wine table looked at Xi Lan with anticipation and excitement, which made him feel bad.
"Are you sure you want to punish me, are you not afraid of my revenge afterwards?"
"Boss, you said that there is no size on the wine table today, so you can't count your words!"
"That's right, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the boss. Even if it's revenge after the fact, I will admit it. Boss, come on, come on, whether it's the truth or a big risk, choose one quickly!"
……
Seeing the brothers who accompanied him from country Y all the way to country Z, all of them looked like they were not big or small, Xi Lan was also happy in his heart. He wanted to tell the truth to satisfy their curiosity, but he glanced at him in a blink of an eye. He Yan who just took his seat arrived.
He Yan probably came to socialize again today for financing. Apart from a few familiar partners, there are also a few heavyweight guests with a considerable tonnage, which looks very spectacular.
Thinking of being led away by this big fish on the chopping board for no reason, Xi Lan felt very upset, and said rather viciously:
"Then it's a big adventure."
No matter what the brothers wanted him to do, Xi Lan decided to take He Yan as the target of the big adventure.
"Big adventure, boss, wait, let's discuss how to play well first, and if you plan to take revenge in the future, you must remember that this is a joint idea, and you can't favor one over another!"
While talking, the thick-skinned brother brought everyone together once and began to discuss in whispers. On the other side, He Yan just sat down and put his eyes on Xi Lan.
Although he knew that Xi Lan was at work, but when he thought that he was accompanying another man, and the other man might touch him and take advantage of him with words, he felt restless inside, and there was still a fire in his heart that was constantly being fueled. .
"Chair dance, chair dance, Boss, come on stage and do a chair dance. It's definitely not enough to just sit there. The style and movements can be based on the Dancer specially invited in our clubhouse. It's okay, Boss. You are conceited. Can't beat your man!"
"I'm fine. I'm afraid you won't be in the mood to sleep tonight after reading it!"
Xi Lan patted the proposer on the shoulder without fear, and went straight to the backstage of the stage.
In less than 3 minutes, the original hot music stopped abruptly, and the dancer girl specially invited by the club came up wearing a cropped cardigan and tight hot pants, and announced directly with a microphone.
"Today, our club has prepared a special surprise for everyone. In addition to the usual dance sessions, we have added a new beauty show. Let us give a warm welcome with applause!"
Driven by the atmosphere of the dancers, the whole bar erupted into applause instantly, because the dancers, singers, and bands who can play in Huajing are definitely professional and superstar-level.
Xi Lan's appearance and figure are definitely worthy of the expectations of the guests, but the gender makes a small number of people feel rather regretful.
Xi Lan took a chair, walked onto the stage generously, and then sat down lazily, closing her eyes as if to take a nap.
When the guests whispered in surprise, thinking that he was going to sleep on the spot, a very rhythmic piece of music resounded through the entire bar, and the follow-up lights hit Xi Lan who seemed to be asleep. The cat turned into a cheetah, with full wildness, began to dance along with the music.
Xi Lan is not a professional dancer, but his appearance and figure are born like a fairy, and his control of limbs and muscles has reached an unprecedented level. The ultimate flexibility, coupled with appropriate imitation, made the audience Instantly fell into a boil.
All the buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned, and the clothes were still half-taken off. Every movement touched everyone's heartstrings, including the most primitive part. At this moment, both men and women were crazy about him.
It's just that the madness of the women is not that they regard him as the male god in their hearts and want to give birth to monkeys for him, but that they wish that their phantom limbs can materialize, and then confront him head-on, penetrate him, and completely possess him!
Such a picture made many people cheer wildly, and some people just took out the money and threw it on the stage, or tried to pour all the drinks in their hands on him, which naturally made some people go crazy with enthusiasm past!
Until 03:30 in the morning, when Xi Lan got off work, he still saw He Yan's car at the door.
"Still waiting at the door?"
"I've been waiting since eight o'clock until now, and I haven't left. I haven't even gone out to use the toilet. Now the people in the clubhouse have basically left. If I didn't make a mistake, he should be waiting for you, the boss."
Fourteen followed Xi Lan and reported all the information he knew to the boss in a timely manner. This is also the excellent tacit understanding that they have cultivated during their cooperation for so long.
"Oh."
Xi Lan only smiled and agreed, but did not intend to go over to say hello. It was He Yan in the car who noticed him, worried that he would be entangled by a malicious guest or boss, so he hurriedly opened the car door and hurried He walked over, taking out his wallet as he walked.
"Accompany me out for supper, and this is a tip for you."
He casually took out a stack of red tickets from his wallet, and He Yan stuffed them all to Xi Lan without hesitation. In his eyes, the best way to take away the entangled young master is to throw money directly. If you don't force it, you will never force it.
"..."
Another 800 yuan! ? I won't even give me 1000 yuan. Does this little koala seriously think that I'm only worth 800 yuan?
I'm so angry, I really want to beat him up, but the reason is not enough, I still have to keep smiling.
Xi Lan squeezed the red ticket in his hand, and thought about it carefully, there is no reason to beat him up now, but it doesn't mean he has no reason to beat him up in the future, he can go fishing for big fish for a long time, and guarantee that he will never dare to make up his own mind in the future.
In order to be able to catch He Yan, a big fish, Xi Lan finally stuffed all the banknotes into Shisi's hands in front of him, saying very professionally.
"I won't go back with you today, I'll go with him, remember to feed the little orange."
"..."
Fourteen was silent for a while, took a sympathetic look at He Yan, then turned and left, expressing that he didn't want to interfere with the boss's freedom. Anyway, the boss was alone with others, and the danger would always be the other party, even if the other party held a terrible biochemical weapon in his hand. In the end, it will only reap the consequences.
Fourteen was so cold and paralyzed that He Yan couldn't grasp his true emotions at all. He thought that he had successfully intercepted him halfway, so he was envious and jealous. He took Xi Lan's hand very proudly and went to own car lila.
"Let's go, what would you like to have for supper?"
"...At this point in time, besides barbecue, there should be only KFC and McDonald's still open, right?"
Xi Lan twitched the corners of her mouth, and she cast aside her sincere disdain for He Yan's 'generosity'.
"If you like, we can eat it everywhere. If you can't eat enough, you can pack it, or you can feed it to stray cats and dogs if you like. Anyway, I have money, so you don't need to worry about other things."
"Oh……"
Except for such a word, Xi Lan really didn't know how to reply so as not to hurt He Yan's self-esteem. In order to show that he was not short of money, he was quite talented in treating guests to KFC and McDonald's.
However, no matter how much he complained in his heart, in order not to let the big fish slip away, Xi Lan was very cooperative and went to eat three suppers a night, and deeply appreciated He Yan's thoughtfulness.
In He Yan's car, apart from Radix Banlangen, there were also anti-alcohol candy, anti-alcohol milk, stomach-invigorating and Xiaoshi tablets, and yogurt to promote bowel movements. He worked hard to implement his plan, and tried his best to hook up with He Yan.
After eating supper and taking the packaged food to the park to feed the stray dogs, it was already dawn, He Yan yawned and said directly.
"Are you sleepy? Go to my house to sleep, don't go back there, since he took the tip, he shouldn't make it difficult for you, or you can go to the hotel if you want."
Whoops, this is the main event is finally coming, early in the morning invitation to go home or to the hotel, lonely men and widows in the same room, you don't have to guess what you can do.
In order to celebrate the big fish she was about to catch, Xi Lan was very excited and agreed to go home. If she beat someone there, the neighbors would definitely treat it as a husband and wife quarrel, and absolutely no one would intervene and call the police. , must be cool.
however……
When He Yan said to take him home to sleep, he was really just sleeping. In order to let Xi Lan rest well, he also specially gave up his double bed to Xi Lan to occupy alone, and ran to the living room to sleep on the sofa.
"Is there something wrong!?"
Before falling asleep, Xi Lan's mind was full of these words, but unfortunately, he just didn't realize what was wrong.
Could it be that I am really old and not attractive enough to attract people to do bad things! ?
Another fishing failure aroused Xi Lan's competitive spirit and made him lengthen the fishing line again, which lasted for a whole month.
For a month, He Yan took Xi Lan to and from get off work in the Huajing clubhouse every day, rain or shine, with a tip of 800 yuan every day, allowing him to eat supper with him, and then take him home to sleep.
In He Yan's home, more and more Xi Lan's daily necessities have gradually appeared, and each of them has the same style and different color as He Yan. Apart from not having that life, the whole thing is like a cohabitation relationship of an old husband and wife! ?
This made Xi Lan finally realize that He Yan didn't want to kidnap her to sleep at all, but was pursuing herself seriously! ! !
Sleeping for free for a lifetime or something is more depressing|heart|sick|crazy than abducting once!
Xi Lan suddenly regretted it.
Regretting that he wanted to go fishing, when He Yan came to pick him up at the Huajing clubhouse for the second time, when Pedro was carrying a truckload of snacks such as cat food, dried fish, and freeze-dried meat to find fault and show off his wealth, he stood still. On He Yan's side, he even drove Pedro back to Country Y.
If I had known what He Yan was up to, I would have supported Pedro in scaring He Yan away, okay?
Hey, hey, under the inexplicable irritability, Xi Lan attracted a lot of brothers that day, and they had a crazy time in the basement bar of the Huajing clubhouse.
A wine bottle was spinning rapidly on the wine table, and stopped after a while, with the mouth of the bottle pointing straight at Xi Lan's position.
"Oh oh oh!!! I hit, I hit, I finally hit the boss, come to tell the truth or take a big risk?"
A large group of men around the wine table looked at Xi Lan with anticipation and excitement, which made him feel bad.
"Are you sure you want to punish me, are you not afraid of my revenge afterwards?"
"Boss, you said that there is no size on the wine table today, so you can't count your words!"
"That's right, but it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the boss. Even if it's revenge after the fact, I will admit it. Boss, come on, come on, whether it's the truth or a big risk, choose one quickly!"
……
Seeing the brothers who accompanied him from country Y all the way to country Z, all of them looked like they were not big or small, Xi Lan was also happy in his heart. He wanted to tell the truth to satisfy their curiosity, but he glanced at him in a blink of an eye. He Yan who just took his seat arrived.
He Yan probably came to socialize again today for financing. Apart from a few familiar partners, there are also a few heavyweight guests with a considerable tonnage, which looks very spectacular.
Thinking of being led away by this big fish on the chopping board for no reason, Xi Lan felt very upset, and said rather viciously:
"Then it's a big adventure."
No matter what the brothers wanted him to do, Xi Lan decided to take He Yan as the target of the big adventure.
"Big adventure, boss, wait, let's discuss how to play well first, and if you plan to take revenge in the future, you must remember that this is a joint idea, and you can't favor one over another!"
While talking, the thick-skinned brother brought everyone together once and began to discuss in whispers. On the other side, He Yan just sat down and put his eyes on Xi Lan.
Although he knew that Xi Lan was at work, but when he thought that he was accompanying another man, and the other man might touch him and take advantage of him with words, he felt restless inside, and there was still a fire in his heart that was constantly being fueled. .
"Chair dance, chair dance, Boss, come on stage and do a chair dance. It's definitely not enough to just sit there. The style and movements can be based on the Dancer specially invited in our clubhouse. It's okay, Boss. You are conceited. Can't beat your man!"
"I'm fine. I'm afraid you won't be in the mood to sleep tonight after reading it!"
Xi Lan patted the proposer on the shoulder without fear, and went straight to the backstage of the stage.
In less than 3 minutes, the original hot music stopped abruptly, and the dancer girl specially invited by the club came up wearing a cropped cardigan and tight hot pants, and announced directly with a microphone.
"Today, our club has prepared a special surprise for everyone. In addition to the usual dance sessions, we have added a new beauty show. Let us give a warm welcome with applause!"
Driven by the atmosphere of the dancers, the whole bar erupted into applause instantly, because the dancers, singers, and bands who can play in Huajing are definitely professional and superstar-level.
Xi Lan's appearance and figure are definitely worthy of the expectations of the guests, but the gender makes a small number of people feel rather regretful.
Xi Lan took a chair, walked onto the stage generously, and then sat down lazily, closing her eyes as if to take a nap.
When the guests whispered in surprise, thinking that he was going to sleep on the spot, a very rhythmic piece of music resounded through the entire bar, and the follow-up lights hit Xi Lan who seemed to be asleep. The cat turned into a cheetah, with full wildness, began to dance along with the music.
Xi Lan is not a professional dancer, but his appearance and figure are born like a fairy, and his control of limbs and muscles has reached an unprecedented level. The ultimate flexibility, coupled with appropriate imitation, made the audience Instantly fell into a boil.
All the buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned, and the clothes were still half-taken off. Every movement touched everyone's heartstrings, including the most primitive part. At this moment, both men and women were crazy about him.
It's just that the madness of the women is not that they regard him as the male god in their hearts and want to give birth to monkeys for him, but that they wish that their phantom limbs can materialize, and then confront him head-on, penetrate him, and completely possess him!
Such a picture made many people cheer wildly, and some people just took out the money and threw it on the stage, or tried to pour all the drinks in their hands on him, which naturally made some people go crazy with enthusiasm past!
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