Rich old man pretends to be poor online

According to Xi Lan's preferences, He Yan ordered a male orange cat. The idea was perfect. If he and his boss's cat like each other, they will fall in love. If they reject each other, they will fight every day. I won't be pestering Xi Lan anymore.

But... emmm seems a bit unexpected... No, it's not expected anywhere!

He Yan volunteered to go to the villa to hold the cat for Xi Lan, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw a giant golden tiger with a golden background and brown pattern, which was more than three meters long, with a tail like a steel whip that could make a whistling sound in the air, baring its teeth He rushed towards himself with his back ready.

"Ouch-"

With a roar that shook the sky, he flaunted his sharp tiger claws and opened his bloody mouth, as if he regarded himself as a delicious meal.

The incident happened so suddenly that he was about to be unable to escape from the golden tiger's hunting. He Yan's muscles tensed up, and he had to rush to the side in reflex, looking for a chance.

"He Yan, why are you standing at the door all this time?"

Suddenly, Xi Lan's voice and footsteps sounded next to his ears, causing He Yan's body to stiffen immediately. He forcibly stopped himself from dodging, turned around and hugged Xi Lan in his arms and fell to the ground. The defensive back bears the attack of the golden tiger.

At the moment when death was about to come, He Yan's heart was full of Xi Lan, his eyes were full of sorrow, whether he died without a whole body or lived alone, all he wanted was for Xi Lan to live well.

……

Xi Lan's body will defend by conditioned reflex, so the sudden fall didn't hurt too much, but he was a little confused by He Yan's expression and overflowing negative emotions, until he saw the pounce, and a Jin Hu held He Yan with his paws and was about to bite directly on his neck.

"Little Orange, what do you want to do? If I don't come back for a few days, you will be fat, right? Do you want me to send Shisi back by flying back now, and take care of you!?"

The little orange immediately became ill, and the tiger had only smelled a strange smell before, why did the owner come back suddenly! ?

And this stranger is not a burglar, but a friend of the owner?

It's a friend, why don't you explain it, let me be happy for nothing, cause me to make such an oolong, and the master will want to stew me again, don't you want to cheat the tiger like this!

Little Orange let out a low growl angrily, wanting to use the tiger's claws on this deceitful guy every minute, grinding his claws and teeth.

He Yan felt the movement of the tiger's claws on his back, and thought that Xi Lan had angered the golden tiger. The golden tiger was going to take him to the knife, but was so frightened that he wanted to seal it with a kiss, but before touching Xi Lan's lips, he was caught by him. He slapped his face crookedly with one paw, and continued to threaten the golden tiger.

"That's enough. If you don't move your paws away, I'll eat roasted tiger paws tonight! It just so happens that I've been eating too lightly recently, so I need to make up for it."

As he said that, Xi Lan licked his lips, and eagerly rolled up his sleeves, which made He Yan even more terrified. He was thinking about how to provoke the golden tiger so that he could refocus his attention on his delicate skin and tender flesh. When he got up, he felt the tiger claws behind him suddenly and quickly withdraw.

then……

Xi Lan hugged him up and introduced He Yan as a 'family member'.

"This is the little tangerine I told you, because it is so edible, I accidentally ate it like this, just because of its honor, there is no place for a pet hospital or a pet center Dare to take him in, so apart from me, Fourteen really can’t entrust anyone else, so don’t dislike him, anyway, the cat food is already provided by someone, so it won’t cost you money.”

All the previous panic turned into a paste at this moment, occupying He Yan's entire head. Xi Lan's introduction made him subconsciously mutter, "National Wildlife Park should be happy to take it in..."

"What did you say?"

Xi Lan, who was busy patting the little orange to appease it, and taught it that this person can't eat, lick, or sharpen his claws, couldn't hear what He Yan was saying clearly.

"..." He Yan shook his head, finally sorted out the cause and effect, then looked at Xi Lan in disbelief and said.

"You call this tiger an orange cat!? Brother Xi Lan, are you serious?"

As soon as He Yan's words came out, the gentle and amiable little tangerines under Xi Lan's hands suddenly scrambled, showing their fierce looks, and glared at him murderously, threatening growls from their throats.

It's a pity that He Yan couldn't understand Xiaojuzi's language, otherwise he would definitely hear the furious denials.

I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, I'm a cat, I'm an orange cat, I'm not a lazy tiger, ah, ah, don't tell the truth, I will be cheated to death by you!

This made He Yan more certain that Little Orange is definitely not a fat orange, a tiger, it is a ferocious tiger, or an adult tiger!

"Huh!? Isn't it an orange cat? The person who gave it to me said it was an orange cat, but it is more edible, so it may be a bit mutated."

Xi Lan rubbed the tiger's hand for a while, and began to think about He Yan's words thoughtfully. He always felt that he didn't need to lie to himself, so was he deceived by the man who gave the cat? ?

"Well, if it's not an orange cat, I don't want it. Today's dinner and supper are settled. Let's have a tiger banquet. Tiger penis and tiger blood can be brewed in wine, tiger waist and tiger liver can be stir-fried, and the first two tiger The palms can be stewed, the last two tiger paws can be roasted, the meat on the body can be made into anything, and the tiger skin can be made into an apron, He Yan, have you handled it with your cooking skills?"

Xi Lan stared at the little orange for a long time, and finally arranged all its parts clearly, leaving He Yan a lot of room to play freely, and directly arranged He Yan stupidly.

But Xiaojuzi stopped her growl in fright, blinked her eyes and began to shed tears again, and then fell to the ground aggrieved, and began to roll all over the floor, not knowing whether she was playing a rascal or coquettishly, with a pitiful expression in her mouth. whimpering.

"Woo-oo-meow-meow-oooo-"

"It's no use crying. He said you're not an orange cat. I don't want a tiger, but an orange cat."

As Xi Lan said, he started to roll up his sleeves again to be a tiger-fighting hero. He Yan was so frightened that he didn't dare to be in a daze anymore, so he jumped up and rolled up Xi Lan's sleeves again, saying in a hurry.

"It's a cat, it's a cat, it's an orange cat, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I can't eat it, I really can't eat it!" The golden tiger is a rare animal in the world, less than the snow tiger. Breeding, you really want to eat it, and you will go to jail!

"Well, let me just say, how could it be a tiger, it must be an orange cat."

Xi Lan pursed her lips, and when the delicious food flew into her mouth, she didn't feel depressed at all. She happily showed He Yan how well-behaved his little orange was, and how much she looked like a cat.

"Come on, little orange, sit down!"

Little Tangerine, who was still aggrieved and writhing about just now, immediately regained her spirits when she heard that Xi Lan would not eat her. He was more loyal than a trained dog, and sat up straight with a quick reaction, showing great arrogance.

"shake hands."

Xi Lan stretched out his hand, and Xiaojuzi quickly handed over his paw. The whole cat (tiger) was covered with the words "be cute", which made He Yan's heart ache inexplicably.

"Lucky Cat."

The little orange immediately stood up in response to the movement of raising its paw, raised the other paw and beckoned obediently, and made a meowing sound, the whole cat was cute.

"Hey, my little orange is the cutest."

As soon as Xi Lan said that, she gave Little Orange a bear hug, rubbed and sucked fiercely against its fluffy and warm body.

"Brother Xi Lan, holding it in such a hot day will cause prickly heat. Do you want to hug it in my arms?"

He Yan became even more sour at the moment, turning into lemon essence, desperately tearing off Xi Lan from Xiaotanger and hugging him into his arms, while seriously thinking, if he had to eat it for dinner today, then he would have no rival in love.