Rich old man pretends to be poor online

The humble begging sound merged with the frenzy of crying ten years ago, and a scene he had never seen before suddenly appeared in Xi Lan's mind.

After the eight-year-old boy learned that he was coaxed and left behind, he huddled up and hid in a corner every day, hugging the quilt and weeping bitterly.

Xi Lan knew that this was his imagination, but he still couldn't help softening his heart. He always felt that He Yan was very similar to himself when he was young, so he couldn't help but want to give him more care and warmth, as if he was satisfied Myself back then.

During that painful experience, I always hope that there is someone who can give me more care and warmth.

Looking at the wide-open window, Xi Lan finally gave up the idea of ​​jumping out of the window and running away, and turned her head angrily: "Who said I want to date a girl, marry a wife and have children!?"

"Don't big brother like girls?" He Yan looked blank, why would he want to have sex with girls if he doesn't like girls, it can't be for making money! ?

"Who said I like girls!?" Xi Lan frowned and continued to ask, he felt that He Yan's misunderstanding of him seemed a little deep.

Then he has hope, right? The sudden surprise made He Yan forget about why Xi Lan had sex with girls, and asked, "Then big brother likes boys? "

"Did I say that?" Xi Lan curled her lips in disgust; "I don't like men and women, and I don't like humans."

As soon as the surprise surged, it was completely swallowed up by the huge waves, and then there was another overwhelming wave that made He Yan a little confused: "Then what does big brother like?"

"Cat, I like orange cats, how cute, what else..."

After Xi Lan's words paused, his eyes were attracted by He Yan's stunned and weird expression. He scanned He Yan several times from head to toe, and then he said gloomyly after seeing his back getting chills.

"It's not the interracial love you understand. I just haven't been really attracted to anyone. Maybe it can be regarded as asexual love."

After Xi Lan finished speaking, He Yan finally patted his chest in relief, "That's good, that's good, then I still have a chance."

He Yan deliberately said this sentence very clearly and loudly, wanting to see Xi Lan's reaction, seeing that he just raised his eyebrows and did not refute or express any opinions, He Yan was a little relieved, "Then big brother Are you still dating other girls?"

Although He Yan knew that they were not a couple now, and he was not qualified to ask Xi Lan to be faithful, but he still became sour from the heart and turned into lemon essence, which also had explosive properties.

"Who is dating another girl, do you want to be green that much? Don't you think about it. When you left this morning, didn't you lock the door and didn't leave the key to me? How could I be with another girl?" Date? Do you think he is Spider-Man, who can climb in through the window?" Xi Lan complained angrily.

Although he didn't want to explain things too clearly, it didn't mean that Xi Lan was willing to be wronged and wronged.

However, Xi Lan overlooked one thing. He actually vomited himself into this hole, and climbing the window of this house with He Yan's skill is really a trivial matter.

"It's not impossible."

He Yan said with a full face of grievance, holding the green hat on his head stubbornly, but he refused to let Xi Lan take it off.

Oh my god, this little koala has not changed at all, it's so tough and scary!

Xi Lan raised her forehead angrily, and didn't bother to explain when she was so irritable, she simply pulled the person over and pressed him directly on the open window sill for a wolf kiss.

Probably because Xi Lan was in a bad mood. This kiss was not honey-flavored, but salty and spicy. It was a bit like a spicy duck tongue. It was tough and chewy. Chew carefully for three days and three nights.

Not long after, He Yan tasted the faint smell of blood in the spicy and spicy taste again. Before he could savor it carefully, Xi Lan looked up at him condescendingly and said.

"Do you know what it costs to kiss me?"

He Yan, who was dazed by Xi Lan's kiss, was at a loss for a moment, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he said without thinking: "How much does it cost?" If it was bought with money, he felt that he would have to come again even if he wanted to invade his family and lose his fortune. Once.

"No money, death! The kind that hunts down to the ends of the earth and never dies!"

Xi Lan smiled coquettishly, looking at He Yandao with full aura.

The huge momentum made He Yan feel cold all over, and his hair stood on end. At this moment, he realized that his entire upper body had been completely vacated outside the window. As long as Xi Lan pushed lightly, he would directly fall from the window.

However, even facing Xi Lan like this, He Yan said without hesitation.

"Okay, then take your life, my life originally belonged to you."

The next moment, He Yan hugged Xi Lan's neck, pressed the back of his head directly, and gave another wolf kiss. The bloody smell filled his mouth, and Xi Lan, who hadn't tasted spicy food for a long time, could not help eating it. enough.

With enough food, Xi Lan was about to start collecting debts. Without hesitation, he pushed He Yan on the shoulder, and He Yan fell out in a whirl.

Death is worth it. The moment this idea came up, He Yan fell down on the roof of the room below with a thud, and the romantic and exciting scenes of loving and killing each other disappeared in an instant in his mind.

"Hahahaha, good boy, then you can climb up slowly, I'm going to take a shower, don't follow me, if you can't restrain yourself, just climb up and down a few more times, and use up your energy~ lest you think about it all day long !"

After waving his hand, Xi Lan didn't bother to talk to He Yan and went back to the bathroom to wash up.

"...emmm, I feel like I need to climb a hundred times. Being teased like this, even a man has to climb a hundred times."

Looking under his dantian, He Yan obediently climbed down the stairs, and then began to climb repeatedly.

At night, the neighbors were so frightened that they thought they had encountered a burglar, so they called the police and searched for the property.

If He Yan himself was not the owner of this house, and Xi Lan gave him proof that he was exercising to lose weight, he would probably have to spend the night at the police station tonight.

In this way, with all the witnesses and material evidence, He Yan was severely reprimanded and fined, but seeing Xi Lan snicker, all the unhappiness in his heart was immediately dispelled.

However, after the police and the property management staff left, Xi Lan put on a straight face again, making the atmosphere once again awkward.

Thinking about it, Xi Lan's elder brother should still be angry because he wronged him. In order to coax others, He Yan could only take the blame and put it on his head.

"I'm sorry, brother Xi Lan, I misunderstood, maybe I brought it back when I myself but forgot."

After killing the black pot, He Yan explained aggrievedly.

"But big brother, you have to believe me. It's really the first time for me and you. I have never had anything with anyone else. Except for you, I have never brought anyone back to this house. Both men and women No, not even my parents have been here!"

"Oh..." Am I so honored? Xi Lan blinked her eyes, as if she couldn't believe it, but she was very satisfied to see the other party take the initiative to take all the responsibilities.

Immediately afterwards, He Yan blurted out with a twitch of his brain: "So, this... this medicine may be because I was confused and bought it for you. Then...that, do you want to take it?"

This reason was so crooked that even He Yan wanted to give himself a mouthful, swallowing back the nonsense just now.

"Okay." Just when He Yan thought that Xi Lan's brother was going to take care of him again, he took the post-event medicine without hesitation, opened the package, and swallowed the pills without water.

He Yan, who didn't know that he was hit sideways, was stunned immediately. When he reacted, it was too late to stop him. He circled around Xi Lan in panic, trying to check up and down, but he stretched out his hand but froze in mid-air. Dare to touch: "You...why did you really eat it?"

"Is there any discomfort? This kind of medicine is usually taken by women. Will there be any problems if you take it? Can you spit it out? Or let's go to the hospital for a stomach wash, or stay in the hospital for observation for a few days." As He Yan spoke, he packed up his things in a panic, as if he was taking care of his daughter-in-law who was about to give birth.

"...It's not poison. What kind of hospital do you live in? What kind of stomach washing or after-care medicine? At most, it's because estrogen exceeds the standard and you can't grow a beard. I don't have an aunt or anything, so there is nothing to worry about." Xi Lan glanced at He Yan, then threw all the things in his hands back.

When throwing it back, he stretched his head to take a look. This glance made Xi Lan's face turn green instantly. What that guy He Yan planned to take to the hospital turned out to be a bunch of things to care for the little daisy. He really didn't enter into his mind. water! ?

"But...but..." He Yan hesitated and still felt uneasy, always feeling that he needed a full body checkup, since he was not short of money anyway.

Xi Lan seemed to have guessed He Yan's psychology, and immediately said back: "If you are so rich, you don't need to waste it in the hospital and take up medical resources indiscriminately. It's better to give it to me directly, so that I can pay off the debt early. "

"Okay!" He Yan nodded obediently immediately, took out his wallet and handed it to Xi Lan, and tried again: "Is it true that you don't want to go to the hospital? Or if you go, I'll get you another five thousand?"

"No! I hate going to the hospital! I'm sensitive to the smell of disinfectant, unless I'm dying, it's best not to send me there." Xi Lan categorically rejected He Yan's proposal, even if he was given more money, he would not Would like to go to the hospital to stay.

"Then... Then you won't leave, right?" When He Yan asked this sentence again, He Yan's voice was very soft, full of anxiety.

Seeing He Yan's pity, Xi Lan, who didn't want to answer directly, finally nodded and said: "I'm gone, who will support me, and who will pay off my debts, but you said that you will cover all my consumption after menstruation, don't you think so?" Do you still want to talk? Doesn’t count!?”

As soon as He Yan heard this, he immediately became ecstatic, and hurriedly promised that he would mean what he said, and then tentatively asked: "Then do you want to go shopping tomorrow?"

Blinking his big bright eyes, He Yan was obviously looking forward to going shopping with Xi Lan. In his eyes, this was no different from a date.

"Go, I'm still waiting to live in a sea view villa!" Xi Lan glanced at He Yan, then went to bed proudly, ignored He Yan at all, let him take a slow bath, and then hugged him aggrievedly Live with pillows and quilts and move them out.

Because of Xi Lan’s previous experience, when there is a living body around her, she would be very sensitive and alert and not easy to fall asleep. As a result, that guy He Yan didn’t sleep in so many guest rooms, and didn’t go to such a big villa. It's really bad to have to lay the floor at the door of his room.

What makes Xi Lan want to beat He Yan like a whack-a-mole is that he still pokes his head in from time to time, and when he sees that he is not moving, he quietly comes over to tuck himself in the quilt, and even several times, Xi Lan still feels When He Yan wanted to stretch out his hand to test his breath, to see if he was still alive...

I'll go, little koala, what are you trying to do?There is no tree for you to hug, is the whole bear anxious, or do you also need to have a castration operation!

Filled with rage, Xi Lan finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened his eyes, his eyes were like sharp knives lingering at He Yan.

"I...I'm just worried about you..." He Yan cast a pitiful look at Xi Lan for help.

Worry about your sister!Xi Lan uttered a curse in her heart, and impatiently patted the half-empty bed and said, "Come up if you want to sleep together, don't run around, you don't bother me!"

"Okay!" He Yan's eyes lit up immediately, and he didn't want the quilt and pillow at the door, so he turned over and nestled into the quilt on the same bed as Xi Lan, approaching him cautiously, and carefully kept every bit of it The gap looks very contradictory.

Xi Lan is very unaccustomed to the intimate contact of being hugged, but he hates that iron is weak even more. That person has no courage to reach out and wants to covet himself. There is a saying that is not afraid of being stolen by the thief, but afraid of being missed by the thief. Xi Lan is now Such a mentality, "Okay, don't pretend, just hug if you want, and I won't let you touch!"

"Big brother is so kind!" After receiving Xi Lan's order, He Yan immediately found his baby tree like an excited little koala, and couldn't wait to hug it for a moment, and hoped that he could hug him forever.

Xi Lan rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to him. He originally thought that such an unsuitable sleeping method would definitely make tonight a sleepless night, but he didn't know how he did it, and fell asleep in a daze! ?