[Comprehensive] Mr. Gai is very good at fishing

A certain mother who is the host: "In view of the support of a certain enthusiastic Guda and the shepherd, this mother decided to give everyone benefits today!!! Today, we have invited the audience who are most looking forward to and most urgently want to know The two heavyweights of jq are here to do this one hundred questions, hurry up and cheer, spread flowers!!!”

A certain green-haired spectator held up a fluorescent stick and called frantically, a certain orange-haired girl silently tore open the Barbatos pillow in her hand, and a certain Guan Wei Wang, whose whole body was filled with the light of rainbow-colored Mary Sue, was frantic Laughing, and spawning a mass of petals to scatter the flowers.

In the background of crazily shining neon lights, two long-awaited figures stepped out.

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Mother (flipping through the script with a bad memory): Hey, what's the first question?Oh, this is it.Listen to the question, what's your name?Including former names.

Romani (so embarrassing, but still sit down): Romani Akiman, who used to be named Jedidia, and Solomon.

Getia (raising eyebrows): I have 72 plus a name, which one are you talking about?

Mother: The child is really good or not, he dared to talk back, if he knew it, he would abuse him first, so as not to let him enjoy the sweetness so early.

Gaitia: Watch...

Romani (quickly poking Gaitia's waist, whispering): Let's cooperate, Gaitia.

Getia (thought for a while, let him poke): Hmph, Getia.

Mother: What are your ages?

Romani: If you count the time of King Solomon in his previous life, he is about 3000 years old. If that is not counted, the current age has exceeded the legal retirement age of human beings.

Getia: 91, the memory of Demon God Pillar is still very good.

Mother (looked enviously at the faces of the two of them, which looked like they had been beautified by a beauty camera, and touched her big face plate with various acne marks): The two of you are really good at keeping your face, hehe, hehe... ...Okay, next question!

Mother: What is your gender?

Romani: Male.

Getia: Guess what?The gender of the body is as changeable to me as clothes.

A certain green-haired shepherd suddenly thought of something, and looked at Romani with teasing eyes.

Mother: I won’t guess, lest I guess that when you are a man, you will turn into a black-skinned and blond elder sister, and when I guess a woman, you will change back.

Getia: So your question is not nonsense, do you want me to change it for you now?

Mom: Of course not!It's not like you haven't changed, next question!

Audience: Hey!

Mother (with no expression on her face): What is your personality?

Romani: Maybe it's a kind of weak, good-natured otaku personality?

Gaitia: I didn't expect you to describe yourself quite accurately, and you are more self-aware.

Mother: Don't change the subject if you have nothing to do, it's your turn Gaitia, otherwise I won't give you benefits in the future!

Gaitia (inner mmp): Oh, probably a super nanny that is hard to find in the world.

Romani: Pfft.

Mother (holding back a smile): Then, please ask the other party to describe your personality.

Getia: Cotton candy.

Romani: Hey, why is it cotton candy? I obviously have nothing to do with that kind of thing!Unfortunately, I still think about Gaitia, you are such a stubborn and soft-hearted tsundere!

Gaitia: Because you like to eat sweet, soft and crunchy food. I’m afraid that you’ll be like cotton candy, which will disappear after one lick.

Mother: Well, for cotton candy, it seems to be Matthew, right?Forget it, let’s continue the process!When and where did you two meet?

Getia: We met twice, the second time was in Chaldea, when he first came to work, the first time was in the royal palace in Jerusalem, Israel, and I was born from his magic.At that time, the 72 Demon God did not have any initial form, but 72 balls, and was able to match... (Muffled by Romani)

And it was born from the body of the great sage by absorbing Solomon's flesh and blood.Therefore, the demon gods are thinking about reuniting with the great King Solomon all the time...

Romani (Don’t talk about Qiuqiu, you’re going to lose all your morals): Uh, it’s just this life, it’s actually Chaldea, I summoned him from the Chaldea system, that’s all.

Mother: Hey hey hey~ Then what is your impression of each other?

Getia: I finally found you.

Romani: Nothing was summoned. (Getia was invisible at that time)

Mother: Getia didn't realize that your king's appearance has changed?Oh, no, Gaetia should be looking at the soul, so you can recognize it? (Flipping the script) What do you like about each other?

Getia (smiling): I like everywhere.

Mother (meaningful): Where do you like?

Gaitia (unspoken): I like it everywhere.

Romani: Hey, what charades are you playing! (Weakness) Forget it, anyway, Gaitia has always been like this, what I like is that he changed the idea of ​​​​burning away human affairs, and took care of things at home in an orderly manner (enough to make people spread salted fish on the sofa after work, You don’t have to do anything), and it’s very reliable when encountering big things.

Mother (with a weird smile on her face): So, what do you hate about each other?

Romani: Sometimes I'm quite stubborn, why can't I listen to what people say?And sometimes the words are quite rude, and the style is rough, which is very troublesome.

Gaitia: Too weak, and much more sluggish than before, even the Magic Association issued a "seal designation" and didn't notice it at all.After I fixed this, it still felt like I was being rough.I very much agree with the saying in the world, "Truth is only within the range of the cannon", I just use "truth" to solve this problem efficiently.

Romani: But, I still feel...

Mom: Stop, stop, stop, we're going to quarrel over this matter, we're doing a questionnaire now, what do you think about your compatibility with the other party?

Getia (quick to answer): Very good!

Romani: It's okay. I think Getia is very caring when it doesn't involve issues of principle.

Mother: How do you call each other?After a while, you can tell from the names of the two of you, you are both decent people, even if you are not serious, you will not give us goosebumps here.Next question, what do you want the other party to call you?

Two people (in unison): That's it.

Mother: If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?

Romani: emmmmm... a cat?Or a leopard?Anyway, they are all felines, so they are not lacking in indifference and arrogance, but after getting acquainted with them, they are very clingy, and occasionally despise my IQ or something.Although there are many small problems, but just acting like a baby can make people forget all the previous unhappiness.

Mother: I see, it turns out that Romani also likes to suck cats, so what about Gaigai?

Getia: A lamb, or some other furry cub?Anyway, soft, not imposing and cute.

Mother: Why do I feel like I was stuffed with dog food? No. 14 questions, if you give the other party a gift, what will you give?

Getia: Strawberry Cake, I have been controlling his diet for a long time.

Roamani: Uh, maybe my ring?But I have given that thing to him for a long time, and I really didn't expect any good gift.

Mom: What gift do you hope to get?

Getia (stretching fingers): He.

Romani (guilty and blushing): Uh, strawberry cake... huh?

Audience: There was a burst of boos.

Mother: Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?

Getia: The answer is detailed in the annoying place above.

Romani: Acting style is too rough, ibid.

Mom: What's wrong with you?

Romani: There are too many, for example, I like to browse the Meili website created by Merlin's scammer, I am often so addicted to work that I forget to eat, and then I often worry about unrelated people so that I irritate Gaitia... too much There are too many to mention.

Audience: Squinting at Merlin.

Gaitia: So you still know.My biggest bad habit is human burnout, what do you think?

Mother: No, no problem!Well, what's wrong with the other party?

Romani: Most of the above have been mentioned above, and one more thing is that I often go to Liubei to visit Emperor Shi Huang for "state visits".

Getia: He said it himself above, I don't think I need to repeat it.

Mother: What do you hate each other for?

Romani: Humanity burns.

Getia: Self-destruct.

Mother: It's the expected answer.

Mother: What did you do to make the other party angry?Bad bugs or something.

Romani: Activate the No. [-] Noble Phantasm, erase yourself from the Throne of Heroes, Gaetia will explode immediately, right?

Gaitia: Humanity is burned, which will eventually cause Romani to activate the first Noble Phantasm.

Mother: How far is the relationship between the two of you?

Gaitia (with white eyes): What do you think?

Mother: Heck, it's not appropriate to say something about a lover, I guess they are old couples. (scribbling furiously) Alright, where did you two have your first date?

Two people: Japan, Kumamoto Prefecture, Yahara City, at a festival in autumn.

Mother: What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Romani: Sudden silence.

Getia: Ambiguity?

Mother: Where did the relationship go at that time?

Getia: A promise?Exchange wedding rings?

Mother (secretly excited): Where do you often go on dates?

Gaitia: I can make a date anywhere.

Mother (suddenly excited): Oh, this sentence is really ambiguous!

Mother: How will you celebrate the other party's birthday?

Romani: Actually, I have already forgotten when Gaetia's birthday is, and now I think about it, I really feel sorry.

Gaitia: It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm satisfied if I can still be by your side.

A certain David who came in suddenly: The body of the first beast is indeed a child bride, right? You should have stepped up to attack your son back then.

Mother: Kick David off and pass the microphone to Gaitia.

Getia: Give him a cake and celebrate like a normal person, it's too exciting for him.

Mother: Who is the one who confessed?

The two said at the same time: He (me).

Mother: So, how much do you like each other?

Gaitia: Crossed the dimension (silenced) for him, waited for 3000 years, crossed the world line, and gave up the burning of humanity.

Romani: I always feel that I owe a lot to Getia Getia, and the only thing I like about him now is to stay with him all the time, right?

Mother: So, is it love?

Getia: Yes! (Chef Wang is not the cook Solomon is still human!)

Romani: Yes. (peeks at Gatia)

Mother: What if the other party said that there is nothing to do?

Romani: Probably don't activate the No. [-] Noble Phantasm, and don't burn people. It will be very touching.

Getia:! #%￥…￥%*￥%* (harmonious, silenced)

Mother: Wow, I can’t hear anything. The god of river crab really exists beyond the dimension. For the sake of this article, I won’t do the last fifty questions. Just let everyone understand.Next question, suspect that the other party will change his mind!what to do?

Romani: Although I feel very sad, I still wish Gaetia to find her true happiness, right?

Getia: What, I'm not as generous as you. I will use "truth" to reach a "nuclear balance" agreement with the other party, and then the little black room.Of course, the object of the other party's dissatisfaction is likely to be Merlin's cyber scammer, and it will be fine to go to Avalon to beat him up.

Romani (cold sweat): Guy, Getia, isn't this a hypothesis? It's not true! Hey!

Mother: Is it allowed to change your mind?What a mess, haven't you asked the last question, pass!What should I do if the other party is an hour late for a date?

Romani: Getia is generally very punctual. If you are late, you must have encountered a serious problem.If even Getia can't solve it, then my current strength will only add to the chaos. At most, I will wait here, or I will ask for help online.

Getia: I will locate Romani to see what he is doing, and if it is convenient, go directly to him.

Mother: What's your favorite part of the other person's body?

Getia: Uh, hands?Romani's hands are beautiful, and the way he wears the ring makes people unable to take his eyes off.

Mother: I didn't expect Gai Gai to be unexpectedly innocent.

Romani: Hair, when I saw his thick blond hair, I thought of the white hair I had lost. It was thick, soft, and warm, not worse than the best cashmere!

Audience: So you only like Gaetia's cashmere hair?

Mother: What is the most coquettish appearance of the other party?God, please let me go, this question is over!

Mother: When will the two feel nervous when they are together?

Getia: It's time to confess.

Romani: Same as above, I really feel like my heart is jumping out.

Mother: Did you lie to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Romani: It seems that I have, but I am not very good at it.

Getia (with confidence): No.

Audience: Hey!

Getia: No, no, I just concealed part of the truth, not a lie at all.

Mother: When do you feel the happiest?

Romani: After get off work, after having a full meal, taking a shower, when you are lying on the bed blowing on the air conditioner and swiping your phone, uh... (looks at Getia's face) and when you are with Getia.

Getia: When I was with Romani.

Mother: Have you ever quarreled?There's no need for this question, there was almost a quarrel just now.What kind of quarrel was it?

Romani: It's just a matter of debate.

Getia: The divergence of two different ways of doing things.

Mother: how to reconcile?

Romani: This, I never noticed it, every time it is reconciled naturally.

Getia: I will give in to Romani.

Mother: Do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?

Romani: I don't think so, because I'm such a good-for-nothing guy with so many flaws that I can't even count them.I hope that in the next life, Getia can find a better partner.

Mother (cold sweat): Stop talking about Romani, look, the demon king over there is going to burn people again!

Getia (with a cold smile): Reincarnation?Sorry, you have no chance of reincarnation.

Mother (wiping cold sweat): When did you feel that "I am loved"?

Romani: I can't tell, maybe you are always loved, right?

Gaitia (soft expression): When you can see Romani anytime and anywhere.

Mother: Do you think you don’t love me... When was it?

Getia (definitely): Of course when he started browsing the Magic☆Merry page!

Romani (holding the forehead): This has been going on for many years. I think the relationship between you and Merlin, Getia, is not good.

Merlin: Why is it always me who gets shot!

Mother: How do you express your love?

Getia: Take good care of him.

Romani: Give him the ring of the first treasure.

Mother: What is the flower that resembles the other party?

Romani: I have no research on flowers. I can’t remember all the language of flowers. I think Gaitia is like a golden mandala. Although it looks bright and beautiful, it still contains huge dangers .

Mother: So you feed demons with your body? (Mute after seeing Getia's eyes)

Gaitia: Now, it feels like jasmine on the street. Although it is something that can be seen everywhere, it is not as delicate and beautiful as other flowers, but it smells pleasant, giving people an ordinary smell of fireworks.

Mother: Is there something to hide between the two of you?

Gaetia: Yes, but that's an insignificant detail.

Romani: Actually, I have too, but that too is in the past.Even the most intimate lovers still have to leave some private space for each other, right?

Mother: What is your complex?

Romani: What is a complex?I feel like I'm a bit ignorant of this question.

Getia: The complex is #￥%￥&%...%#￥...&%%...*

Mother (covering her face): I feel like I won’t be able to hear the answer to this question in my life, so let’s move on to the next question.Is the relationship between the two recognized by those around them?Or extremely secretive?

Getia: Those who should know know it, and those who shouldn't know deserve it.

Mother: Do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Romani & Getia: Yes! "