Lion Lianmeng

Chapter 89 Low-level, obscene, and inefficient!

Timmy only had eyes for bison.

No brother, and no baboons.

He rushed to the side of the buffalo and slammed on the brakes!

The little baboon, who couldn't sit still and didn't dare to hold on to it, was thrown two meters away and rolled on the ground.

Andre changed into a happy face in seconds ^_^!

But at the moment when he fell down and got lucky again...

The baby baboon may have thought of fleeing.

However, when it raised its head, it found that the lions of the bison and lion pride were all standing around, their eyes glowing green, looking at him eagerly, as if they were looking at a piece of fresh meat that could walk on their own, and they were almost frightened Urine!

It rolled and crawled all the way, and ran back to Timmy's side again, until it hugged the golden-haired lion's hind thigh, it felt a sense of security that its life was finally saved.

But Timmy kicked the little baboon away impatiently, and warned all the lions around who might snatch the food.

Then, he domineeringly stood beside the bison, ready to eat.

In fact, no warning.

All the lions in the bison pride did not intend to compete for food this time.

The fact that Andre killed an adult bison with his own strength has already shocked the entire lion group and won the respect of all lions.

In the world of lions, the strongest is king.

Andre was only four years old, but just by virtue of his bravery this time, he was far better than many lions at their peak.

For this reason, all the lions in the buffalo lion pride raised their heads proudly, raised their heads proudly, raised their tails, and proudly curled their beards.

In their view, with such a mighty lion king sitting on the territory, the family has a bright future and will surely develop more and more prosperously, and no lion dares to invade the border at will.

However, Andre didn't think about it at all.

He killed the buffalo solo, not to show his strength, but purely to please his younger brother.Moreover, from a certain point of view, he has already passed the period of a young and middle-aged lion full of grand plans and dreams of hegemony. What kind of territory, lion group, and generations of descendants are all just passing clouds.

In his previous life, he had obtained, lost, and regained all these things, and later, he voluntarily gave them up again...

To this day, no matter how energetic and young he looks on the outside, deep down he is still just a retired old lion who devotes himself to raising his younger brother.

Lions spend their lives fighting.

But they fought to the death, neither the lion group nor the territory belonged to them.

The territory belongs to the lionesses, and the lionesses only belong to themselves and their children, while the male lions are always just passers-by in the life of the lionesses.

Andre couldn't find a sense of belonging.

In his life, only his brother Timmy is always by his side, from birth to death, he is his own lion.

He didn't understand before, and he was always thinking about fighting for territory and more lions, but now, he just wants to give himself to Timmy and become Timmy's lion.

Since then, the two lions have been together and will never be lonely.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but moved to Timmy's side again, and gently licked the golden mane on his brother's head.

At this time, Timmy plunged into the torn abdominal cavity of the bison, devouring the delicious internal organs, such as beef liver, beef heart and lung...

Eat with happiness and blood on your face!

When he noticed a lion licking his head, he was not on guard because of the familiar smell, and he didn't even react...

After being sluggish for several seconds, he raised his head and looked at his brother with a puzzled face, as if he was asking 'why don't you eat'.

Then, with one front paw, he pushed the brother who was stupidly standing still and refused to eat, and hurriedly greeted him instead: "Come and eat, this is delicious, here it is..."

Andre didn't dislike his bloody face, so he licked it again.

Then, he quietly lay down next to his younger brother, eating contentedly.

The little baboon didn't dare to go far, for fear of being caught and killed by another animal.

It squatted not far away, dug and dug a few grass roots from the ground and put them in its mouth to gnaw casually. It could not help but be full of curiosity as it watched the lions eating meat.

Maybe it's the imitation instinct of monkeys.

When a small piece of meat leaked from Timmy's mouth...

The little baboon couldn't hold it back for a while, sneaked over, reached out to pick it up from the ground, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed.

Huh?

God!tasty!

Baboon's eyes lit up!

But he didn't dare to compete with the lion for food. After hesitating, he dared to pick up the meat scraps that fell on the ground.

At this time, another lion came.

It was Allen who was patrolling in the other direction of the territory.

When he rushed over, the tastier part of the bison was almost eaten up by Timmy.

Fortunately, he is a not picky lion, and he is easy to talk when he is free, so he goes up to find a place with a lot of meat to eat, and he is satisfied with filling his stomach.

Next came Bacchus, the lionesses, and the cubs who had already driven over. Everyone more or less ate beef.It can be said that all members of the lion pride had a very satisfying day.

Among them, there are also baboons who have been secretly picking up meat...

On this day, the little baboon successfully discovered his own new recipe.

God knows how surprised Timmy was when he glanced unconsciously and saw a baboon picking up meat and eating it with such an intoxicated expression.

"Damn it, you actually eat meat!"

"I ain't I didn't misread you."

"Wipe the blood off your mouth before denying it."

Timmy shrewdly caught his lie.

"Yes, I, I ate. I ate!" the little baboon stammered in fear.

Then, he said in a heroic tone, especially tragically: "Although I eat meat, I, I am still with lions, but I am a good baboon."

Timmy's face was full of bewilderment: ...lions don't understand how you baboons judge good and bad.

Andre was even more speechless and disgusted: "Wake up, you baboons are omnivores that eat meat and grass."

What, baboons eat meat?

The little baboon said to himself in amazement: "So, am I not infected with the lion virus, but am I able to eat meat?"

This is the consequence of leaving my parents at a young age, and I don't even know what I can eat.

Andre couldn't help rolling his eyes, and suddenly felt that it wasn't worth it for him to be angry with such a stupid baboon.

Those little unpleasant things can be ruled out...

One thing happened that night that made him happy.

The younger brother finally expressed his feelings to him.

Thanks bison!

"You're kind of weird."

Timmy said that suddenly as he rested close against Andre again.

"Strange?"

Andre looked over nervously, his face full of confusion: "Why do you say that?"

Timmy bit the beef leg bone that was still in his arms, and said hesitantly: "It's too risky, we can go to kill the cow together."

Andre replied: "I can do it myself, and besides, I want to be nice to you, brother."

"But you don't have to take such risks."

Timmy repeated hesitantly: "It's risky, no, it's not risky anymore, it's dangerous. The bison will probably crush you flat with their hooves and pick you up with their horns. If the herd rushes in unison, you There is no way out!"

Andre asked in surprise: "Timmy, are you worried about me?"

Timmy slapped him hard on the face with his tail, beckoning not to make trouble: "I like all lions to be nice to me, but only if they are still alive! Listen, Andre, after a free meal of beef , I shouldn't have criticized you by name, but your reckless behavior this time is a bit like a male warthog..."

"Male warthog?!" Andre's heart went cold again.

Working so hard to catch bison, only to have my brother say he looks like a dirty, smelly, muddy male warthog?

"Normally, warthogs are timid and will run away when they see a lion."

Timmy mused, "But once in a while, the male warthog will go crazy and charge towards the lion like he's turned into a lion...you're kind of like when they went crazy."

The well-informed Andre was silent for a few more seconds.

He asked: "Brother, is it usually in spring when the male warthog goes crazy?"

"Well, it seems so."

"...Okay, I get it. It's not crazy, it's just in heat."

"Huh? Is that so? The estrus can make pigs more courageous?"

"That's right, the male warthog in estrus always has to make himself appear stronger in order to win the attention of the female warthog. The lion is a good prop, fighting the lion bravely..."

"So, you too?"

"what?"

"During the estrus period, in order to win the attention of the lioness, you should make yourself appear more powerful, for example, fighting bison bravely?"

"...no lioness, I'm trying to get your attention, brother."

Timmy looked at the brother scrutinizingly.

The suspicious big cat is very suspicious that the other party is retaliating against him for comparing the 'male warthog with him' just now, so now he deliberately uses the female warthog as a metaphor for himself!

But Andre is not very good at words.

Unaware of the underlying meaning of his words, he raised one front paw, put it on Timmy's shoulder, and said solemnly, "Brother, remember! The behavior of male and female warthogs It's low-level, obscene, and inefficient. Don't learn! For our noble lions, only the brotherhood of male lions is eternal."

Timmy looked at him half understanding.

Andre went on to say: "Believe me, my brotherhood for you is far greater than the low-level impulse of a male warthog to a female warthog! The male warthog will lose his mind, driven by low-level desire instincts, and has no idea that he is What to do. But I always know exactly what I am doing, I am absolutely sure to kill the buffalo, there will be no danger, you don't have to worry about me, brother."

Timmy nodded thoughtfully.

Then, he lowered his head and licked the beef leg bone that had been eaten away with nostalgia.

(Timmy: I don’t understand, but I’m not strong enough to kill a cow, so I don’t dare to refute the words of the big boss.).

Andre interpreted this action as: you have the final say on the bison.Thanks again bison!

Allen, who just went to the low-level, obscene, and inefficient circle, was about to roll on the floor laughing.

One day, when Timmy was not present, Allen and Andre jokingly mentioned this incident and said, "Titi is really cute sometimes, and he actually believes all of your...nonsense."

Andre looked at him strangely: "What nonsense, why doesn't he believe me when I tell the truth?"

Allen panicked: ... wait, are you serious?

He sincerely began to worry about these two younger brothers who might not be able to marry a wife.

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