Lion Lianmeng

"Listen carefully! There are some things I only say once."

The three lion brothers have advanced and retreated together these years. Since they want to share toys with Andre, Timmy thought about it and decided to bring Alan along.

However, before officially meeting that group of humans...

He decided to give the two silly brothers a simple training first.

So, when the three lioness sisters went hunting and Bacchus went to help hold the field (stand there and scare other animals), the three brothers began to have lessons.

Teacher Timmy squatted in front of him with a serious expression.

The two brothers squatted opposite him.

Andre pretended to be very serious, and lay there in a well-behaved manner;

Allen was lying crookedly on his side, looking at his brother curiously.

Be aware that Lions have no classroom discipline.

Their attitude is already very face-saving.

Therefore, Timmy also had a sense of carelessness, and continued to think about what to say next.

Although he dislikes those hairless and ugly animals that walk on two feet (they can stand still?! Amazing), but his natural protective personality makes him unwilling to see "my human" being Brothers hate it.

In other words, he is the kind of double-standard lion who said "I can dislike you, but you can't"!

Therefore, when explaining to Alan and Andre, he first emphasized it with his head held high: "Don't underestimate it! This is God's treasure, this is a toy bestowed by God, only for the wisest lions ! I am the lion given by God!"

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Then, those hairless bipeds called humans...

It can be explained like this: Although it does not meet the aesthetics of a lion, it should be very precious!

"...Because it is a very rare type of animal."

Timmy explained: "We have never seen a rare species in our world, and they seem to be a little magical, maybe they worship our lions very much! They seem to know a lot about lions, and they will talk about us from time to time. Don't say , They chatted quite interesting. I secretly listened to it a few times, and learned a little bit of herbivore wisdom from it..."

Andre was confused: "Talking about us? Another world? Rare breeds of animals?"

Allen was very dizzy, but carnivores instinctively focused on the key points, one by one: "The rare herbivorous animals, can they be eaten? Is there a lot of meat? Is it delicious?"

Timmy froze for two seconds.

Because I have been watching human beings in the air (virtual screen) and cannot touch the entity at all, I haven't considered this issue yet.

However, how could he allow himself to show a little ignorance in front of the two silly brothers?

He is the smartest lion!

Of course you have to act like you know everything!

So, Timmy replied with great certainty: "I can't eat it, and the meat is too small, not enough for two bites! If you eat them, they may lose their hair, and eventually become hairless like them."

Allen was taken aback immediately, and said in a panic: "It's so scary! Then I'll have to take a closer look later. If I accidentally eat one by mistake that day, it's over."

"Look carefully, it's right..."

Timmy nodded approvingly and continued to put on a confident look.

Andre was so familiar with his pretentiousness that he wanted to laugh when he saw it.

But he was also afraid that if Timmy found out, he would become angry with embarrassment, so he could only pretend to bow his head and tried his best to hold back his laughter.

However, in order to prevent Alan from asking some stupid questions that are messy and difficult for him to answer.

He quickly ended the stage of showing off and pretending to be aggressive, and hurriedly cut to the point, stating the main points to note: "The group of hairless animals can speak and understand lion language, so we must pretend that we don't understand I can't communicate with them, and I don't talk to each other for now."

Allen couldn't help asking again: "Why?"

Andre looked over with the same curiosity.

On this point, Timmy has his own logic: "Didn't I mention it before, they are herbivores. After careful observation, these hairless bipeds have flat teeth and sharp claws." Nails, so the herbivores are right. But we are mighty lions, a group of herbivores who have never seen before have learned the lion language to make friends, will you pay attention? I always feel that there is some conspiracy in it!"

However, Aaron doesn't notice Timmy's conspiracy theory at all.

He actually thought about it seriously, and answered the question: "The herbivores on the grassland all say the same thing as us! But they generally don't talk to lions. If they talk to... rabbits are too small, I may not think much of it." But if it is a zebra, I should still. Ask him if he can run away without seeing me, let me take a bite or something, as long as he comes over and eats two big hind legs for me, I will reluctantly Just barely spare its life."

It's so beautiful!

Timmy rolled his eyes again.

Andre wanted to laugh again.

However, after the preliminary explanation, Timmy gave a few more instructions, then ran to squat beside the two brothers, opened the 'God's Eye', and made the screen appear directly in front of the three brothers.

The sudden appearance of the virtual screen startled Allen. He instinctively let out a whimper and swung his paw like lightning.

He stood up and circled the screen twice with curious eyes.

Andre was also very surprised.

But with the experience of his previous life, even if his heart was turbulent, he could still pretend to be calm on the surface, so he didn't move.

Anyway, when I found out that there were three lions this time...

The Blue Star humans who were waiting for the big cat to start up exploded into fireworks in an instant.

Three heads!

God, there are actually three heads this time!

Hardworking people, the heavens live up to it, and three thousand big cats will fall into my trap sooner or later.

They were about to dance with excitement.

A human who seemed to be the leader suddenly jumped up and shouted loudly: "Then, David, go quickly and tell your flower-planting lion dance team to come in quickly! Come on, this big cat is so bad, it will be broken in a while." There’s no fun to watch, it’s time to turn off the phone again.”

All of a sudden, the human side was a scene of chaos and chaos.

But the rotten big cat lay there quietly, a pair of big and round almond-shaped eyes wandering around non-stop.

At this time, the last bit of resentment caused by being forced to share toys in Timmy disappeared.

He wagged his tail leisurely, showing his iconic happy face: If you can do something from time to time, you can see the clumsy and flustered appearance of these hairless animals, which is actually quite interesting.

Andre looked at the screen in front of him in confusion, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have seen these hairless animals in his previous life, but they didn't appear in the form of phantoms, but stood in front of him in real life, and he knew some of his experiences well... What exactly is this existence?

At this time, Allen's reaction was actually the most normal lion's reaction.

After looking around, he completely lost interest in this picture.

You can't eat, you can't drink, and you just pounce on it?

This is air, Phantom!anything fun?

The next moment, there was a sound of beating gongs and drums.

A lion-like animal with four legs suddenly ran into the screen, and accompanied by the background sound of gongs and drums, jumped, fell, turned, rolled, and jumped on the screen...

Timmy's eyes widened: Hey, this time the human tricks are so fresh!

I saw more and more 'lions' running in, red, yellow, yellow, green, jumping and jumping like lions on the screen, it was very lively.

Felines love to watch moving things and join in the fun.

So, Timmy stared at the screen intently.

Even Allen, who was originally bored, was attracted again.

He stared at the lion-like thing running back and forth, and turned his head around.

Andre stared at the screen even more closely, wondering what kind of lion it was?

Or, is that not a lion at all?

Soon, the real lions easily discovered the flaws of the fake lions.

When the 'lion' performed its jump, two human figures below were clearly exposed.

So, these are two human beings, wearing fur suits and imitation lion skins, holding fake lion heads, imitating lion dancing?

Hey!Hairless humans really know how to play!

...do you like us (lions) that much?

They actually imitate us to create dances?

The three lions were very proud of themselves, and became more enthusiastic.

They lay side by side in front of the screen, watching the lion dance with relish.

After the human beings worked hard and danced with the lions for an hour, the group of zoology experts keenly noticed that the lions were in a relaxed and happy state, so they immediately took the opportunity to come over and wanted to try again with the lions. Communication: "Hello, we are..."

Timmy's semicircular ears moved suddenly.

He raised his front paw, "snapped", and turned off the phone!

Not far away, the footsteps of Bacchus and the three lionesses could be heard.

But the human beings on the other end were about to rise to the sky in grief and indignation: ... Come back, come back! !

Don't you lions interact with the live broadcast? ? ! !

The three lioness sisters came back dejectedly.

They have recently been in crisis.

Except after successfully capturing antelopes and zebras in the first few days...

They haven't been able to find suitable prey for a long time, because they have eaten them all.

This territory is too small and desolate.

Most of the land is sand and gravel, resulting in sparse vegetation. There are only a few herbivores in the first place, but there are more and more lions, and there is no supply at all.

This caused the three lioness sisters to return empty-clawed frequently, even if they were expert hunters.

Even if there are a few lucky prey caught, it is only enough for the male lions to eat.

In order to survive, the foolish and bold Di Lisa even took the risk, climbing up a tree to steal the food of a passing leopard.

Her inexperienced tree-climbing skills prevented her from moving freely on the tree like the leopard, so she could only hold on to her momentum, lie on the branch, and roar at the leopard.

The roaring sound startled the lions.

That time, it was Timmy who brought everyone over in time to scare away the leopard and save Di Lisa.

Today is even more unlucky.

They caught nothing.

"Will we, be driven away?"

The three sisters were a little confused and sad thinking.