Lion Lianmeng

Chapter 37 I Don't Believe, I Can't Be Wrong

Felines have always been fickle.

Timmy is a perfect example.

Although he thinks that 'these humans look stupid', considering that 'hairless humans should also realize that they are ugly and ugly, so they put some fake fur on their bodies.Unfortunately, a fake is a fake'.Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help but feel a little bit of the arrogance of furry animals in his heart. It was probably a sympathetic thought of 'they must have very low self-esteem in their hearts to deceive themselves into doing this, how pitiful'.

So, after thinking over and over several times 'Be nice to those poor hairless humans, be a good lion, don't always discriminate against other animals', he reopened the 'God's Eye' (observation machine).

The Blue Star humans hadn't had time to change their outfits yet, and were looking at the screen depressedly.

Unexpectedly, the screen, which had been dark for a while, suddenly lit up again, and a big furry lion's face suddenly appeared on the screen...

Timmy doesn't know what angle to ask.

Therefore, sometimes when he turns on the phone, it will be like this, the distance is not adjusted properly, and the face is very close to the screen, as if the whole face is stuck on the screen, causing the screen, which is not too big, to be covered by a whole fluffy screen. The face is crowded, and it even gives people the illusion that 'the fur will overflow soon'.

If it were a human being...

From this angle, a face basically becomes bigger in seconds, too ugly to look at.

But in the group of felines that are "fatter and more beautiful", such a big furry face sticks to the screen, although it seems to double in size, it does not look ugly at all. Those innocent apricots The big eyes are extremely clear, and the little pink nose tip is also clearly visible, as well as the bulging mouth, white beard, and slightly sparse, but very beautiful, soft and fluffy golden mane scarf... …

What a hit! ! !

Since the animals on the blue planet disappeared, it has been too long since humans have encountered such a 'terrible' attack!

In an instant, they experienced the trembling mood that ancient humans only had when facing cats many years ago: the deer in their hearts bumped wildly, so cute that their hearts trembled, their bodies lost control, they couldn't hold themselves, and they couldn't wait for a moment. The child rushed forward, stroked his hair cherishingly, held that hairy face, kissed left and right, kissed up and down, kissing was not enough, so he could only stretch out his arms, hug him tightly, and melt into his body...

For a moment, in the air, it seemed that some kind of silent enchantment had been opened.

Humans and lions from different planets are like this, silent across the screen, looking at each other affectionately for a long time.

However, felines want to be patient, which humans have no way to match.

They can stare as long as they want!Keep watching!Keep watching!Blink and lose!

After about a few minutes, the Blue Star humans couldn't stand it anymore, and took the lead in averting their eyes in compromise.

But after looking away, they found the imitation lion fur suits on each other, and their hearts moved instantly: This little lion restarted the machine, it should, no, it must be interested in our costumes, Thought we were the same kind! (Timmy: I'm not bullshitting you without me, I don't have such an ugly kind) So, our plan worked! ! !

Humans high-five each other in excitement.

Then, they continued to dance towards Timmy even harder than before, all kinds of strange movements imitating lions emerged one after another, and there were wailing wailings at the eighteenth bend of the mountain road.

For a real lion...

The scene is horrific, eye stinging, and deaf to hearing.

Timmy's inner world was turbulent, and the words "making sticks" and "fools" flashed across the screen violently in his mind.

But on his hairy face, he remained motionless and expressionless, watching all this with incomparable calmness, without even shaking his beard.

This kind of performance is a huge recognition in the eyes of Blue Star humans.

They were full of excitement and thought: "We have gone through untold hardships with this alien planet lion, and finally took the first step to formally establish diplomatic relations! This is definitely a unique scene in the history of human diplomacy, my God! We have made history !"

Timmy had no idea what all the humans were getting excited about.

But if you don't think about it, just quietly observe the words and deeds of human beings, it seems... quite interesting.

Of course, Blue Star humans are not always so unreliable.

Some human beings in lion costumes are trying their best to imitate the lion's movements, attracting the lion's attention, so that the little lion is not so anxious to turn off the phone (Timmy: Do you really think that such a fake dress can fool me? Naive!) However, another group of people continued to bring some researchers, and then continued a precious 'practice class'.

Animals have disappeared on Blue Star for many years, and everyone's memory has long been blurred. If you want to learn about animals, you can only imagine them out of thin air.

Now, facing the unfamiliar yet familiar big cat, they can finally compare and learn from the "real thing" and the historical records they read in the book.

So, they happily gathered together to discuss.

There was a lot of content in the conversation, and a lot of technical terms were involved, most of Timmy couldn't understand.

But lions are never impatient when they have a clear goal, such as hunting.

They can lie on the bushes and grass, motionless for dozens of hours, until the best time comes.At this time, all the long, almost tortured waiting can make the food twice as delicious!

Now, he once again lay down on the branch of the tree that can only bear a lion, dragged the virtual screen under his big paw, pretended to press it, and looked down at his face from time to time, planning in his heart, spending Spend a whole day observing these humans.

The members of the lion pride thought that the sub-adult male lion cub was still sad about being expelled by his father just now, so they thoughtfully did not bother him; Andre stood under the tree, looked up at his younger brother worriedly, and finally decided to take him with him. Let Allen go hunting, grab delicious food to comfort his brother's "fragile" heart.

On the other side, while the Blue Star humans were discussing the origin and extinction of species, their eyes drifted uncontrollably to the screen.

At the same time, he was still screaming uncontrollably in his heart: "He... he licked his paws, he showed his teeth, the sharp teeth are so cute. His beard moved, and his semi-circular ears..."

But I was happy for only three seconds.

As long as I think that such a cute animal in the world is extinct on the blue star, I feel like mourning. JPG!

In the process of human beings full of sorrows and joys, sometimes doing serious academic research, and sometimes giving full play to their communication talents to learn how to bark from lions...

Timmy was drowsy, squinting his eyes and feigning sleep.

Paying will eventually pay off, and waiting patiently will always usher in rich returns.

When the little male lion hadn't gained much and was planning to come here today, the humans finally mentioned the topics he cared about, for example, the growth of the male lion.

The main reason for mentioning this topic is precisely because:

"The male lion in front of us should be in a critical stage of lion birth..."

I found that I finally reached the topic I care about!

Timmy pricked up his ears, and almost couldn't help but asked directly: "The critical stage you mentioned, do you mean you will be kicked out of the house?" '

But considering that once exposed, it will no longer be possible to eavesdrop on human conversations in the future.

The cunning little lion still endured it patiently.

However, the human beings who didn't know that the lion next to them was "purposefully eavesdropping" naturally "digressed" again.

They discussed 'a typical, but extremely hard life of a lion'.

Timmy: ...what?What?

To sum it up: once the lion king of the parent generation of the young male lion is killed, there will be a 90.00% chance that they will die together; the male lion that has finally grown up, after being expelled by the father, has almost 5.00% to [-]%. The possibility of dying from the various crises encountered in the wandering; the male lions who survived with difficulty and successfully defeated other male lions, won the territory and the lion group, still have a [-]%, [-]% possibility, to be challenged again by outsiders The challenger is defeated and dies tragically; the lion who can always defeat the challenger still has a [-]% to [-]% possibility of being overthrown, expelled, and killed by a new challenger in the case of old age and frailty.

Therefore, the life of a male lion is simply a life of blood and tears, with all kinds of hardships and deaths.

The human beings sighed one by one, looked at the lion on the screen with sympathy, and worried about whether he could live to a healthy old age in the future...

Timmy on the other side of the screen was terrified and terrified.

He continued to maintain a calm face, but panicked in his heart: "God, me, is my life so dangerous? Will I be so miserable in the future? And now, do I have to go homeless? It sounds like everyone It's not good for a lion to have to suffer like this!"

I don't know if it's a tacit understanding.

A human really asked the question of 'why the lion must drive away his son'.

Caught off guard, the innocent and innocent little lion was popularized as "close relatives combine to make fools".

The human scientist also explained in detail: "... expel sexually mature sub-adult male lions from the lion pride can reduce the chance of inbreeding within the lion pride. This is a delicate balance formed by natural evolution. , and all lions are unconsciously performing this balance, silently obeying this natural rule."

The sub-adult male lion cubs were half-understood and vaguely aware, but according to human beings, the expulsion of them by the two male lion fathers seemed to be in agreement with the laws of nature, and there was some reason?

No!Do not believe!

Timmy, who was in grief and anger, didn't want to accept any facts other than 'my father is a cruel and vicious bastard who turned his back on his son'!

Shut down in anger!

The blue star humans who suddenly couldn't suck cats were distraught: ... No, come back!

Why are you unhappy again?

Is it because the woo-woo song we had just now didn't sound good?

Or is our lion shaking his head just now ugly?

We have other programs here!

I have sent people to plant flowers, and I am looking for a lion dance team to give you a lion hegemony!

Ignore the humans who are getting more and more sick.

Timmy on the other side fell into confusion, thinking: "Is it wrong for me to insist on not leaving the lion pride?"

But after a few seconds...

He concluded: "I'm right! I don't think about it at all! What inbreeding? I never thought about breeding! What is breeding? Are you mad at yourself for having children? Besides, how can a lioness have a bison? Delicious? This is nonsense, and you are a fool if you really believe it. Besides, I don’t want to name and criticize anyone, but how can Carl and Casa think so much and be so far-sighted? They are two stupid lions who don’t accept any Rebuttal! You want to drive me away because you are afraid that I, who is smart, handsome, and with infinite potential, will grab food, drink, and lionesses to steal their limelight in the future? What natural laws, what balance, those two idiots who don’t even know how to hide their selfishness when looking for a mistress Do Lions understand? Bah!"

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