Lion Lianmeng

Timmy has always considered himself a well-informed lion.

Because he can name most animals that live on the prairie.

But now, he discovered that he didn't recognize the animal in front of him.

It cannot be denied that it is a great animal. It is more in line with the aesthetics of a lion than a hairless two-legged animal. It is the kind of predator that is good at catching prey at first sight. He has a strong body, thick hair, and strong limbs. , with fangs and sharp claws and a thick long tail, and even the black stripes on the body, which are different from lions and resemble zebras, all reveal a strange beauty...

Of course, the most majestic is the king character pattern on the top of the head.

Although animals have no characters, when Timmy sees the peculiar pattern, he can feel that it is a pattern of king characters.

This feeling is mysterious and mysterious, like a lion knowing that he is the king of the prairie.

He could also immediately feel that the large animal opposite was also a king not inferior to the lion clan.

However, "Isn't it too exaggerated to write the king directly on the top of the head?"

After a circle of envy and jealousy, and after confirming that his forehead is full of manes and there is no way to have a king pattern, Timmy the lion decided that he must insist on laughing at the other party's king pattern in the future, because "what I don't have, I can't do it." Not a good thing'.

Then, he began to think about how to communicate with the animal.

Before that, Timmy believed that there was no common language and no need to communicate with humans who were weak, hairless, not very aesthetically pleasing, and not good at hunting, so he could choose not to speak; The royal family, a large animal that fits the aesthetics of a lion, seems a little impolite if it is still acting stupid.

So, the big lion, who was always looking forward to the moon and always pretending to be stupid, spoke on this day.

Timmy yelled at the animal he had never seen before: "Hey, big man, what kind of animal are you?"

"That's rude, why don't you introduce yourself first?"

The animal with the "King" pattern on its head squatted majestically, and then went back steadily.

But having said that, he still politely introduced himself: "I am a big tiger."

In order not to lose his prestige, Timmy immediately replied with the same sentence pattern: "I am a big lion."

The two proud big cats looked at each other, and they both saw a little curiosity in each other's eyes.

They continued to yell at each other.

"What is a tiger? Do you eat grass or meat? Should it be meat? Do you eat bison?"

"I've never seen a lion before. Are lions carnivorous? Also, do you all have such distinctive hairstyles?"

At this moment, the universal translator, which was considered to be 'broken' because of the lion acting stupid, finally got its grievances.

It runs at full capacity, translates quickly, and successfully proves its superpower.

And, this sentence for the tiger...

It deliberately and vividly carried out two free translations that fit the context and are very distinctive:

The translation for lions is: [Are all your lions' hairstyles so different? ]

The translation for Blue Star humans is: [Did Mr. Toni at the entrance of the village cut your lion’s hairstyle? ]

Blue Star Humans: ... Hahahaha!

However, it's all smiles.

That still doesn't ease the heartache of humanity.

Before, they had a smooth exchange and communication with Tiger Planet using a translator, and found that the IQ of the tigers was continuously evolving, and when the IQ of the tigers was steadily improving, human beings had vaguely produced "the lion who pretended not to understand" Could it be the idea that I have been playing dumb all the time.

Thoughts are just thoughts after all.

They still don't want to believe the cruel reality of 'man being tricked by lion'.

However, as soon as the lion came up today, it naturally communicated with the tiger.

Moreover, after the translator is running normally and without errors...

Blue Star humans finally have to admit that a 'human observing lion activity' has long since become a 'lion observing human activity'.

It's so sad to realize that.

Are all cats this cunning?

Or, isn't it just because we like fur?

But when the human beings were depressed, the lions and tigers had long been howling without any language barriers, and they communicated lively.

During this period, the Blue Star humans regained their spirits and tried to seize this rare opportunity to join the dialogue between the lion and the tiger.

such as……

When Timmy told the tiger that his name was Timmy, the Blue Star humans were excited: I finally know the name, is it Timmy?So cute.

When the tiger told Timmy that his name was Henry, the humans from Blue Star were very hospitable: Yes, Henry is Tiger Star’s ambassador to the Blue Star embassy. If there is a chance, Timmy, please come to visit us on behalf of the lion!

However, one lion and one tiger are still bad.

They invariably maintain the 'the more anxious you are, the more stupid we are' feline behavior rules, ignoring humans together.

Timmy continued to yell at the tiger: "Henry, what are you doing on the human planet? You see they have no hair, aren't you afraid of losing their hair after staying for a long time?"

(Blue Star humans are really furious: slander! slander! What's the matter with you lion? I don't want to come, I pretend to be stupid all day long, and now I want to make rumors and stop other cats from coming to play on our planet, please be more conscientious Will it not hurt? Are you worthy of the hard work of our cos lions? Are you worthy of our high-paid lion dance team?)

Fortunately, Tiger Henry still had a conscience and was not frightened by Timmy's words.

Instead, he waved his big paws, stretched his waist like a cat, showed off his fluffy hair, and began to howl realistically: "Don't worry, I've been here for two months. I haven't lost any hair, just a little Boring. Because human beings care about everything, I don’t need to hunt anymore, they care about eating, drinking, living, combing and toys, I just need to be admired and worshiped by people every day, bask in the sun and sleep well!”

Timmy...

Timmy was a little moved.

But he didn't show it.

After all, there are still many things that I don't understand, such as what planets humans and tigers are talking about, what establishment of diplomatic relations, and what embassies.

The clever and cautious character made the lion decide to study further.

Wait for the research to make a decision.

The Blue Star humans on the side seemed unaware of this.

They looked at the beautiful golden soft mane of the big lion on the screen, at the moving round ears, at the innocent almond-shaped eyes and the furry round mouth, and the previous annoyance reappeared The smoke disappeared, and I couldn't help but invite: "Yes, yes, come to our planet! There are so many benefits!"

But when they wanted to seize the time and make persistent efforts to persuade the lion, so as to establish diplomatic relations with the lion planet just like establishing diplomatic relations with the tiger planet, Timmy turned off the phone again.

This time it's not that the big cat is being arrogant again.

Instead, an aroma of medium-rare beef suddenly filled the air...

Timmy's nose couldn't help moving, and his thoughts slowly flew away.

Considering that the bison can run, but the hairless two-legged humans seem to be there every day, he couldn't care less about continuing to chat with the new tiger for a while, so he yelled at the screen, "Let's chat some other day", and he was self-willed. He turned off the virtual screen with a paw, and planned to find the cow.

The tiger Henry, who is also a feline and has a personality of going his own way, licked his paws casually, and didn't think there was anything wrong with this behavior.

But the blue star humans who have been tricked many times: so angry!Anyway, there are tigers, or else there would be no lions at all!

On the other side, when Timmy stood up and looked around, there wasn't even a cow around.

His eyes and nose were wrinkled together, his mouth was half-opened, his upper lip was raised, his fangs were exposed, and he sniffed back and forth with his eyes squinted.

At this time, a strange lioness poked out a hairy head from the grass.

She shook her fluffy ears and let out a soft howl.

Timmy suddenly looked over with a strange expression: "It's amazing! There really is a bison-flavored lion?"

The lioness came out of the grass all at once.

She ran towards Timmy lightly, with a girlish vivacity.

When Timmy didn't know what was going on...

This beautiful, petite lioness took the initiative to lower her head to rub against his belly, and started to run around his body, sometimes touching him, sometimes leaving, occasionally looking back, the pair of lionesses who parted with him The different orange eyes, under the rays of the setting sun, reveal a touch of brilliant red.

The sweet smell of roast beef gradually diffused around Timmy.

It made him involuntarily show an expression of being drunk by the fragrance, and he didn't refuse the approach of the lioness for a while.

So the beautiful lioness continued to run around.

In the end, she lay down directly with her back to the lion, that kind of lying on the ground upright, her eyes looking forward, her tail wagging, but she pretended to be indifferent...

The meaning of this gesture is too obvious.

If it is an experienced lion like Allen, he will probably ride it immediately.

But Timmy was a little confused.

He walked over instinctively, approached cautiously, smelled and sniffed, because the smell of beef was so fragrant, he couldn't help but open his mouth, wanting to take a bite...

But the beautiful lioness avoided it all at once.

Unlike the lionesses Timmy has seen before, she seems to be very good at this kind of interaction with the male lions, and she is not willing to let the male lions succeed easily.At this moment, she actually stood up again, and ran lightly, near and far away, seemingly at her fingertips, but when the lion stretched out its claws, she ran away like the wind.

The tempting aroma of delicious beef permeates the nostrils, making the lion more and more unbearable!

Timmy felt the fur on his lips almost wet with his own saliva.

It was the first time he encountered this kind of thing, and he was a bit at a loss, he could only chase the lioness around, full of anxiety in his heart, he just wanted to push down and bite the lioness, and ask him well One question: Where did you hide such delicious beef?quick!quick!Hand over everything to this king!Don't kill the beef!

The author has something to say: no cuckoo!