After three years of marriage, I gave birth to an egg

Austin Lindsay was stabbed to death at a party last night.

The Federation planet is already boiling. I don't know who spread the news. The Internet wants the truth, finds the murderer, and refute the rumors. Of course, there are some extreme fans who threaten that the major general is dead, and they don't want to live anymore.

Xia Ye hurriedly browsed through the news, glanced at Ghost Knife, Ghost Knife yawned, holding the baby bottle to feed the little leopard in his arms, apparently unaffected by the news.But if he really wasn't affected, he wouldn't hold his head when he just woke up, and he would come out holding the little leopard when he heard Mengmeng's cry.

"There is no official news, just gossip." Xia Ye put down the computer in his hand and said, "We were all there last night. When Ghost Knife left, Austin was still alive. It should be rumors."

Ghost Knife didn't speak, and lowered its head to tease the little leopard who was still in a daze, pinched the ear of little leopard Fenfen, and said, "Mengmeng, next time you bark and disturb my sleep, I'll make you shut up forever .”

"Smelly brat is really annoying, you don't love me anymore?" Mengmeng whimpered.

Ghost Knife lazily stood up holding the little leopard, intending to go back to catch up on sleep. Xia Ye's computer on the sofa ding-dong, and he looked down. It was the headline news - it was officially confirmed that Austin Lindsay was Died at ten past three in the morning.

Needless to say, Xia Ye, Ghost Knife stopped walking back to the room, obviously seeing the title of the post.

Ghost Knife's expression didn't change, and he said, "Trash, I'll save the trouble." After speaking, he carried the little leopard back to his room.

Xia Ye frowned and still didn't believe it, and turned on the news, which said that Austin was murdered and sent to the No. [-] Hospital yesterday, but he couldn't be rescued three days in the morning, and has now passed away.

"Really dead?"

Luo Jiaye didn't say anything, just stuffed the green egg in his hand into Xia Ye's arms, "Eat breakfast."

Xia Ye wanted to talk about what else to eat for breakfast, Austin was dead, but then he thought that he and Austin didn't know each other, and all the concerns in the early morning were all because of Ghost Knife, and Ghost Knife didn't care anymore, so forget it .So I went to have breakfast with green eggs.

Mengmeng was unhappy because of being murdered by the ghost knife, so she served them porridge and fried eggs fiercely, and said with her waist: "I don't want to ask the kid to eat, Mengmeng is so mad!"

"Hey, don't be angry, you are the cutest." Xia Ye coaxed him casually, trying to eat others anyway.

"It's still a little cutie with a sweet mouth." Mengmeng's big eyes were shining with peach hearts.

Luo Jiaye took the bread and stuffed it into Xia Ye's mouth, "You are not allowed to talk while eating."

"There are still so many interstellar rules." Xia Ye bit his face and said vaguely.

After dinner, Xia Ye flipped through the computer and wanted to buy an egg incubator online, but he was short of money, so he thought about going back to the room and planned to make a simple one by himself to tie the egg around his waist, and searched around the room. , Luo Jiaye came in, and supported Xia Ye who was spinning around, "What's wrong?"

Xia Ye told the simple egg incubator, "I can't find any needles and threads, and I'll replace Eggy with a better one when I have money."

Luo Jiaye was silent for a while, and said, "Even if you find a needle and thread, can you sew?"

……

Heartbroken, Xia Ye really didn't do manual work, so he just gave up his heart to sew egg buns, found a piece of soft clothes at random, wrapped his balls in it, stuck to his stomach, and planned to beat him with his sleeves a knot.

"I'll come in the morning first, and you'll tie it up in the afternoon." Xia Ye tied his sleeves behind his arms, and his hands were frozen. Luo Jiaye stood behind him and touched his fingers. Xia Ye could feel the sensitivity of Luo Jiaye's slender fingers. He tied his sleeves behind his back, his ears felt warm for some reason, he laughed, "Thank you."

Luo Jiaye said lightly: "You're welcome."

The two of them have always been so polite in their three years of marriage, but why is it a bit awkward after saying thank you this time.

"Meow~" A small head poked out from the gap in the door, with a milky voice and pinky ears, the little feet stepped on the carpet and meowed at Xia Ye, Xia Ye saw the cute thing The little milk leopard squatted, and the little leopard ran over erratically, stretched out its front paws and touched Xia Ye's tightly wrapped balls.

Xia Ye had a headache, "Do you want to suck my balls?" It is said that cats suck cats, and leopards are cats anyway, but who has ever seen a leopard suck balls, but the little leopard's wet eyes, Xia Ye backed down, "I can only touch it for a while." He didn't even want to say that he also wanted to lick the little milk leopard. He looked like a kitten, so cute.

Picking up the little leopard with one hand, Xia Ye sat on the sofa and took out the balls, the little milk leopard saw the big wet eyes of the green preserved egg suddenly lit up, it was so cute, Xia Ye touched the little leopard's ears in a rare way, The little leopard stretched out its front paws, squatted down on the sofa, its two paws were still holding the testicles tightly, then Ah Wu opened its mouth, and stretched out the tip of its pink tongue to lick the testicles.

Xia Ye contentedly stroked the little leopard's ears, not realizing that Luo Jiaye had gone out at all.

Playing with the little leopard for a while, Xia Ye turned on the computer to look at the guide for hatching snake eggs, but after searching for a long time, I clicked on the recommended egg incubator, and finally found an ancient hatching egg with a temperature of 23 to [-] degrees. This will be a suitable temperature. Xia Ye saw that it was exactly [-] degrees, and it needs a dry environment, so that the balls cannot be moldy. Xia Ye thought of the moldy spots on the balls and his heart sank. He looked down, and the little milk leopard was right. He licked his testicles, his front paws rolled over and licked the testicles back and forth, which happened to turn the testicles over. Xia Ye remembered the location of the mildew spots, and looked carefully, there was a string of wet saliva from the little milk leopard.

"Hey, I'll lick it for you after I have a look." Xia Ye gently wiped the case of the egg with his hand, "Huh? The mold spots have faded."

He remembered it deeply, and now the mildew stains seemed to be painted on, and the traces were shallow.Xia Ye can't remember wrongly, when he saw the saliva beside the eggshell, he couldn't help turning his eyes to the little milk leopard. Could it be the saliva that played a role?

"Luo Jiaye, I discovered a secret!" Xia Ye put the ball away with excitement on his face.

The little milk leopard tilted its head and began to gnaw on its balls with its two front paws, but it had no teeth and drooled.

Xia Ye went out to search around but did not find Luo Jiaye, and asked Mengmeng to find out that he went out not long after dinner.I don't know what Luo Jiaye was doing, but after waiting for half an hour, Luo Jiaye came back with something in his hand.

"Where did we go? We are wanted." Xia Ye said nervously.

Luo Jiaye handed the things to Xia Ye, and said calmly: "No one is wanted, and the federal government has not issued an order."

"It's really strange." Xia Ye thought he and Luo Jiaye were invisible and no one saw them, and the rented car should be able to be found, and the ghost knife also fought against Austin, but there is no one wanted since yesterday the wind.Thinking about it, he took apart the things in his hand. Xia Ye looked at it and said in surprise: "The latest egg incubator!!! How do you make money?"

Luo Jiaye smiled, "IQ."

If it weren't for the egg incubator in his hand, Xia Ye would have beaten Luo Jiaye to death.But with the egg incubator and new good news, Xia Ye generously didn't bother with Luo Jiaye, saying: "Our balls have less mildew spots, and it has something to do with the little milk leopard's saliva, come and see .” Excitedly took Luo Jiaye's hand and entered the room.

The two studied the mildew, and Mengmeng shouted outside the door to eat, Xia Ye put the eggs in the incubator, adjusted the temperature, and laughed, "It's noon, it's your turn to hatch the eggs." Before Luo Jiaye could respond , reached out and tied the egg incubator to Luo Jiaye's waist, picked up the little milk leopard and walked away.

Make you despise my IQ!

I didn't see Ghost Knife at the dinner table, Mengmeng's anger dissipated quickly, I had long forgotten that I didn't like Ghost Knife in the morning, and now I would hold a spatula and act like a baby in a very sweet voice, Xia Ye felt goosebumps on her arms , went to the Ghost Knife room, knocked twice, but there was no response, then called Ghost Knife twice, behind Luo Jiaye said coldly: "Mengmeng, open the door."

Snapped.

The door opened, but there was no one inside, and the ghost knife was not there at all.

Xia Ye was stunned, and looked back at Luo Jiaye. Luo Jiaye said, "I should go to the No. [-] Hospital." He said decisively, "Mengmeng, get ready to drive."

Ignoring the meal, Xia Ye took the baby bottle that Mengmeng had prepared for the little leopard and got into the car. He sat in the back and fed the little leopard. He may have licked his balls all morning. Now the little leopard is thirsty too. She sucked and sucked the bottle, it was so cute, she drank a bottle of milk quickly, then fell into Xia Ye's arms and started to sleep.

Xia Ye's heart was softened by the cuteness, "The fluffy ones are so cute."

"Slippery balls are also very cute." Luo Jiaye said lightly.

……

Xia Ye looked sideways at Luo Jiaye, is this man serious and funny?I didn't see that Luo Jiaye still had the habit of being jealous for his own sake.

Soon after arriving at the hospital, Mengmeng parked the car and made a cheering gesture to them, "You go, I'll take a look at the car."

Xia Ye: Still need to see the car?

"People don't like hospitals, they are afraid of injections!" Mengmeng said shyly, covering her face.

Xia Ye had nothing to say, and followed Luo Jiaye to get out of the car, wondering if Austin's body was still in the hospital.He went to the hospital with Luo Jiaye, only to find that there was still a little leopard in his arms, sleeping soundly on his chest with its little paws.

"Where is Austin Lindsay?" Luo Jiaye asked a doctor.

The doctor reacted, and said bluntly: "Whether you are a fan or a reporter, please go out immediately—" Halfway through the speech, his eyes became confused, and he murmured: "I don't know, the matter of the major general is handled by the dean."

Luo Jiaye took Xia Ye to the dean's room, and the doctor who stayed there trembled in a daze, a little dazed, what was he going to do just now?Why are you in a daze here?

Quickly found the dean's room, Luo Jiaye repeated his old tricks, but Xia Ye found that Luo Jiaye's face turned paler this time, probably because the dean's mental strength is stronger than the doctor just now, Luo Jiaye spent some time .

But got the news from Austin.

Austin did not die.

"What is the purpose of digging such a hole? Is it to trick Ghost Knife?" Xia Ye guessed.

Luo Jiaye put his arms around Xia Ye's waist, "Go and see."

"Don't—" Xia Ye was about to say don't use magic tricks. In the blink of an eye, he and Luo Jiaye had arrived at the VIP room that the dean said, and his face was puffed up with anger. When he looked up, Luo Jiaye was really not in good spirits. , "Do you think your life is too long?!"

"Hush." ​​Luo Jiaye's cold fingertips touched Xia Ye's lips, and his eyes signaled to look inside.

In the room, a huge majestic leopard pressed the ghost knife to the ground, and said: "...I want to run if I am strong?"

So who is stronger than whom?

The author has something to say: Can you guess who was raped?

It's snowing heavily in Xi'an today, I just want to go downstairs to surf, I hold back.

good night.