After three years of marriage, I gave birth to an egg

Tonic in winter, some people like to eat dog meat hot pot. Some restaurants don’t sell these on the surface, but they can’t hold back the old customers who talk too much, so they opened up a small menu to serve these generous old customers.

There was a shortage of dog meat, so the man thought of this way to stay with his accomplices, specially pick some big pet dogs, and then send them over to sell.

"...The bigger dogs cost 300 yuan, and later the boss added another [-]. These are beasts. They are groomed and raised so well every day. Anyway, they are dead anyway. I will send them to be reincarnated early, and maybe they will be human in the next life. "The dog thief's tone was not angry, and he grinned with yellow teeth gloating after talking about it.

Xia Ye looked disgusted, and Jiang Se next to him looked cold and said: "Anyway, people are dead in the end, they send you to die early, maybe in the next life you can be reborn in a dog household, be led by the master, and live the life you want."

"You, why do you say that!" The dog thief was dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to be a demon because of Jiang Se's methods.

Eggy giggled and clapped her hands, "Smelly bad bad."

The dog thief was shocked when he saw Eggy, his face changed, and he cried sadly, "I just want to ask you to save me. I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled to a dog goblin coming out to harm people." Looking at Xia Ye, he said : "I didn't mean to hurt you."

People can kill dogs and kill dogs, but dogs are not allowed to revenge and kill.

The dog thief was tortured to death by a dog. It was too painful. Before he died, he met Xia Ye. His desire to survive made him stare at Xia Ye and leave that palm print. After death, he was born of obsession and resentment. Lost his mind, he just wanted to haunt Xia Ye.

Jiang Se sneered, "If it wasn't for my uncle's fate, I would have died in your hands." He didn't say much anymore, the talisman that trapped the dog thief was burning, and the smoke was hazy, only a burst of 'jingling' The sound of bells came from far and near like a dream.

Xia Ye felt familiar when he heard the voice, so he said, "That time in the Kyoto club room?"

Luo Jiaye nodded.

I saw a tall man in a black suit walk in through the door. He looked very rough, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and three-dimensional jaw angles. Recognized as the ghost messenger from last time.

The ghost messenger had already arrived and nodded at them. The copper bell in his hand instantly turned into a thick chain, entangled with the dog thief on the ground. It's because the tighter the chain is tightened, the quieter it will be after a while.

"Thank you Jiangxiu." The ghost guard said, contrary to his rough and fierce appearance, his voice was a bit simple and honest. If you just listen to the voice, you must think that this person is an honest man.

Jiang Se said: "You're welcome, it should be." After thinking for a while, he pointed to the dog thief on the ground and said, "This ghost was killed by a demon. May I ask if there is a demon making trouble in the world, do you need me to take action?"

The ghost guard smiled foolishly, "No need, our boss has already hired an adult who specializes in catching monsters in Yangjian, so don't bother Jiangxiu." After speaking, he disappeared instantly while holding the chain.

Only then did Xia Ye dare to speak, and asked, "Little Se, don't you want to make a move?"

"Help the underworld catch demons, the boss of the underworld gives you a lot of money, and you can also make friends with ghost messengers, which is very cost-effective for our business." Jiang Se said here with a slightly annoyed brow, and said to himself: "Why didn't I know that the Underworld also set up institutions in the Yangjian..."

No matter what, the dog thief who was pestering Xia Ye was captured by the ghost guards. I have seen it before, remembering that night when I was taking a bath, red blood flashed through the water, and then Eggy arrived, maybe the ghost who stole the dog appeared at that time, and was scared away by Eggy.

Xia Ye also asked Jiang Se about the situation of Luo Jiaye and Dandan, but Jiang Se shook his head and couldn't tell. Let it be.

They went back to their rooms to rest.

Jiang Se came here to find relatives. Now that he has found his uncle and confessed his relatives, he has nothing to do. Xia Ye is on winter vacation and has time. He is sitting cross-legged on the bed and plans to take Jiang Se and Eggy to the scenic spots in Yuncheng tomorrow. As for Luo Jiaye, the new company is naturally very busy now, Xia Ye said with a heartless smile, "If you earn money to support me, I will be as beautiful as a flower."

"You, beautiful?" Luo Jiaye's expression was indifferent.

Xia Ye was questioned about his appearance. He wanted to refute it when he looked at Luo Jiaye's beautiful face, but he was not angry at all. He smiled and said, "You take care of all the beauty and money, and I will take care of the food and drink."

"I want to check your beauty." Luo Jiaye slowly moved closer to Xia Ye's ear, and said in a low voice, "You just need to work hard on the bed."

"Wow, wow, Luo Jiaye didn't expect you to be such a person." Xia Ye heard Luo Jiaye say pornographic jokes for the first time, without any embarrassment. It seemed as if he kissed Luo Jiaye, "I'll give you a seal, it seems like a husband and wife are here today?"

Fulfilling a couple's day for one night, I originally planned to climb mountains and visit scenic spots early in the morning, but Xia Ye slept until after ten o'clock, and woke up and Jiang Se was drawing amulets in the living room. Eggy lay there very curious. He loves to talk non-stop. Xia Ye felt that Eggy's chattering was annoying, but Jiang Se had a very good temper. Although he didn't smile very much and his face looked cold, he spoke softly and explained to Eggy that it was not annoying at all.

And it looks like he really likes Eggs.

Xia Ye walked over and saw a little pig drawn on the yellow talisman paper, which was simple and cute, Jiang Se pointed and said, "This is a pig."

"juju." Eggy said inarticulately.

Jiang Se touched Eggy's head and praised the good words.

Xia Ye: ...

Dandan who was praised was very happy, especially clingy, hugged Jiang Se and kissed her mouth, clucked crisply, and said, "Draw meow." Jiang Se handed the brush to Dandan, but the brush was too Thick, bally can't hold it, eyes are bright, shining, the tip of the tail is stained with cinnabar beside it and starts to draw on the talisman paper.

A circle and two ears can be seen in the rough lines. The more Eggy draws, the happier she is. She flicks the tip of her tail and says, "Meow, meow!"

A particularly ugly meow on paper.

Xia Ye wondered if Eggy said it was a meow, but he couldn't see it. Jiang Se looked at it seriously and said that Eggy drew it well.

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"Little Se, stop coaxing him." Xia Ye originally wanted to say that the painting was a mess, but he couldn't bear to hurt his son's confidence. It's good to have dreams. If his son becomes an excellent painter in the future, he won't be able to succeed after such a blow What to do!

Jiang Se said seriously: "Uncle, Dandan's painting is very aura."

The painted egg danced with its tail dragging, and the table was covered with cinnabar red. Wang Po said, "Eggy is awesome."

"Great, Daddy will wipe your tail for you, otherwise you will stain your clothes." Xia Ye wiped Dandan's tail with a wet towel, and when Dandan heard that her clothes were dirty, she obediently stopped flicking her tail. Meow's talisman paper was brought over, hands folded together, I don't know how to do it, the talisman paper ignited, Eggy looked a little anxious, but the talisman paper burned instantly, and a super ugly tiger-headed tiger-brain came out of the air cat.

The ugly, cat-shaped cat meowed affectionately at Eggy, and Eggy touched the ugly cat's ear with her little hand, meowing too.

Xia Ye was dumbfounded, and looked at Jiang Se, "What did you do? Wouldn't the cost of coaxing Dandan be too high?" He knew that drawing a talisman required spiritual power.

"It's not me, it's Eggy herself." Jiang Se didn't expect it to be successful. He just noticed that the talisman paper is full of aura and just tried it. He didn't expect it to succeed, so he couldn't help saying: "This kind of formation requires a lot of spiritual energy. Support, I only learned it when I was eight or nine years old, but I can only draw some paper cranes to pass messages and follow, and it’s the first time I’ve seen such a shapeless egg painting.” And it’s my first time to draw Success, consumption is too pale and weak for a long time, but seeing Eggy chasing Miaomiao is full of energy, it doesn't look like consumption at all.

Xia Ye heard it funny, and Jiang Se also knew that the egg painting was ugly.

"Maybe it's because Eggy is a snake spirit." Xia Ye said casually.

Jiang Se nodded, but he was puzzled. He had seen many monsters, but it was the first time that a baby monster had such aura, especially Eggy and his aunt did not have a monster smell. It seems that he will ask his grandpa when he goes back. .

The morning passed like this, and the clown meow was still there, chasing and playing with Eggy in the corner.

The noodles made by the nanny at noon are topped with tomatoes and eggs. The hand-rolled noodles are very strong. Not to mention that Jiang Se likes it, Eggy also likes sweet and sour taste. One thin noodle is enough to eat, and I ate two more. A piece of cold salad, Xia Ye was afraid that Dandan would not be able to digest it, so he fed a piece of hawthorn, and Dandan went to play with the clown again.

Xia Ye originally planned to go on a long-distance trip today, so I can only temporarily change the itinerary to go to a nearby scenic spot.The nanny came home after cleaning up the kitchen. Xia Ye changed Dandan's clothes, and Dandan lay on his head, and the clown meow sat on his shoulder. Every time Xia Ye turned her head and saw the ugly Meow's brows twitched unconsciously.

too ugly.

That clown meow didn't have any self-consciousness at all, and even meowed softly.

There is a Drum Tower in the center of the city, and there are many restaurants nearby. It is also convenient to travel back and forth by car. There is also a subway, and when you come back, you pass by Luo Jiaye’s company. You can have dinner together outside. It’s not good to bother Jiang Se to cook. of.

Everything is planned well, but changes cannot be kept up.

Just packed up and dressed, and hadn't gone out yet, when I heard the notification sound of Ding Dong's mobile phone, it was Jiang Se's.Xia Ye saw his nephew read the text message with a grim smile on his cold face, and jokingly said, "Girlfriend?"

"Someone died." Jiang Se said.

Xia Ye: ...

"I received the commission." Jiang Se frankly showed Xia Ye the phone screen.

Xia Ye didn't see anything else, only the entrusted amount, which was still a deposit - 60! ! !

"Uncle, I may not be able to go shopping today. Although this list is not a lot of money, it is close. I will go and see first." Jiang Se took back his phone, and Xia Ye saw that the client's address was in the same community.

Although he wanted to complain about his nephew saying that he didn't have much money, the 60 deposit was not much to pay back.

"Can I go with you?" Xia Ye is boring at home, and it's not troublesome to go there in a neighborhood. Jiang Se has no problem, so he took the elevator downstairs.

Although it is a community, it is divided into Orchid Garden and Bamboo Garden. The place is very large. Xia Ye's community is in Lanyuan, which sells flowers, plants and green plants. The winding stone path in the bamboo forest is quite ancient.Xia Ye also asked Luo Jiaye at the beginning, and according to Luo Jiaye's quiet personality, he should buy Zhuyuan, but he never thought that Luo Jiaye said that he is young and not suitable for being dull, and Lanyuan is more suitable for him if he is lively.

The two of them walked for more than half an hour to arrive at Zhuyuan, which was still the diameter of the walk, which shows the size of the community.

According to the address given by the client, they were quickly found. The house they bought was also a large apartment. They took the elevator up and was greeted by a nanny at the door. Upon hearing Jiang Se's name, they opened the door and invited them in.

A man and a woman sat in the living room. The man was fat in his 40s and wore a thick gold chain around his neck. Next year, with big eyes, pointed chin, high nose bridge, wearing a leopard striped skirt and a big brand shawl scarf, she looks very beautiful, but she has no sense of memory, commonly known as Internet celebrity face.

The nanny led them into the living room and went to make tea. The woman on the sofa brushed her hair, glanced at Xia Ye and Jiang Se, and said to the man, "Is it unreliable at such a young age?" Her voice was normal, and she was not afraid of them at all. Know.

The man didn't speak, and Jiang Se didn't introduce himself, as if he was used to being questioned, he said with a cold face, "Your mother is dead."

Xia Ye was startled, afraid of being beaten, she opened her mouth and scolded their mother to death, this man had to throw them out.

But the picture that Xia Ye wanted didn't appear, the man froze for a moment, and opened his mouth and said, "How do you know?"

Xia Ye: ...

He just remembered that in the text message Jiang Se received just now, the client said that someone died in the family, but he didn't say who it was.Jiang Se still had a cold expression on his face, and said, "There is Yin energy in the room, and—" He paused, and looked to the side of the woman, "Your mother is sitting next to her."

"Ahh! Ghost!!" The Internet celebrity screamed and stood up in fear.

The thick gold chain was not afraid, slapped the woman, and scolded: "My mother, you are afraid of a fart." Then he looked at Jiang Se with a lot of respect, and said, "Master, how is my mother? Why don't you go?" Reincarnation, what if there is no good seat?"

"Your mother doesn't want to die in peace, she has obsessions in her heart." Jiang Se said lightly.

Xia Ye also looked at the sofa, but he didn't see anything. At this moment, he only heard the ugly cat meowing on his shoulder, and seeing that there was really an old lady sitting on the sofa, Xia Ye couldn't help but take a deep breath when he saw it clearly. .

This old lady was over 60, thin, and Xia Ye's heart skipped a beat because the way this old lady died was so similar to that of a dog thief.

With black hair all over his face, his face seemed to be scratched by someone's sharp claws, bloody and bloody. He sat on the sofa and stared straight at the man with the thick gold chain. He didn't turn his eyes away from the beginning and did not speak.

"Yes, Master, something is wrong with my mother's death." The man with the thick gold chain mentioned this fear flashed across his face, and said to them: "The past two days, my mother has given me dreams, telling me to hire a master quickly, or I will die of."

The thick gold chain is a typical nouveau riche. He has not studied for a few years, became a big boss after making a fortune, and bought a real estate in Yuncheng. I went back in two days.More than a month ago, the thick gold chain was going to marry an Internet celebrity and hold a wedding banquet. The old lady naturally came to drink the wedding wine. The thick gold chain advised his mother to stay longer. When the child was born, the old lady decided to stay. down.

Unexpectedly, half a month ago, the old lady began to grow black hair all over her body. At first, the old lady didn't take it seriously, but it became more and more itchy. There were screams from his wife's room, and by the time he passed by, her face had been scratched to pieces, and she was already dead.

Jin Lianzi was naturally sad, and buried his old mother. Unexpectedly, he began to dream in the past two nights.

"...My mother said that if you don't hire someone who is good, you will die."

The author has something to say: I was caught in the trap today and cried aloud, there are so many great gods [Rolling to touch

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