After three years of marriage, I gave birth to an egg

It rarely snows in Yuncheng in winter, but this year it fell for two consecutive days, and there was a vast expanse of white snow everywhere.

Xia Ye struggled from under the quilt, her exposed skin was covered with hickey marks, how intense it was last night.He habitually sat cross-legged on the bed for a few minutes in a daze before he woke up. Luo Jiaye was not in the room, and he didn't know where his balls went when he touched his head.

It's too cold outside, so Eggy often dozes off lazily, but if there is heating at home, he can be a little more lively, so he won't choose to stay on his head all day long, and he won't know where he will slip into I went to play.

Xia Ye casually put on a T-shirt, washed and changed before leaving the bedroom door.

I have gotten used to the two days since I moved to the new house. Every morning, the housekeeper will come to clean it, buy vegetables by the way, and cook lunch. For dinner, the two of them cook by themselves or go out to eat.

Now as soon as I went out, I ran into the aunt who was going to clean. Xia Ye thought of the mess on the bed in the room, and felt a little embarrassed on his face. He greeted the aunt and said, "There is no need to clean the master bedroom. I can do it myself."

Auntie didn't say much, she nodded.

Xia Ye arrived on the first floor, and Luo Jiaye was sitting at the dining table, drinking coffee. There were fried eggs and toast sausages on the table. Xia Ye knew that it was Luo Jiaye's breakfast. Very Chinese.

"I have something to do today, you and Eggy have lunch by yourself." Luo Jiaye asked Xia Ye with a toast, "Butter or jam?"

Xia Ye is not used to eating butter, so he hurriedly said: "Jam." He saw that there was still milk on the table, and poured himself a cup. Drinking coffee in the morning would prevent him from going to bed early at night. The sausage arrived on the plate, took two bites, took the toast that Luo Jiaye had spread jam for him, took a bite, and said, "Where are you going?"

In the past, Xia Ye never asked Luo Jiaye where he was going and why he came back so late. On the contrary, Luo Jiaye would occasionally ask a few words. Now that Xia Ye said, Luo Jiaye's stern face melted slightly, and he took a sip of coffee. , Said lightly: "To make money, you need to raise Xiaoshaobao."

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It's really a vengeance, it's amazing.Xia Ye took a hard bite of the toast and said, "It's just right, I have an appointment with Dongzi to eat hot pot."

Seeing that it was almost time, Luo Jiaye stood up and kissed Xia Ye's forehead, and said, "There is thick snow outside and the road is slippery. Be careful when you go out and come back early."

Xia Ye was embarrassed, he found that now Luo Jiaye always loves to touch him.Nodding, seeing that Luo Jiaye was about to go out in his coat, he hurriedly said, "You should also pay attention to safety on the road, and ask the driver to drive slowly."

"Okay." Luo Jiaye turned his head, a smile appeared on his indifferent expression, he rubbed Xia Ye's head, and then went out.

After Xia Ye had breakfast, Auntie had already finished cleaning and was clearing away the breakfast dishes. Xia Ye took advantage of the situation and said, "Auntie, it's snowing and the road is slippery today. You should go home early. I'll take care of it myself at noon."

Auntie was very happy when she heard it. The salary here is high every month, and the benefits are good. She only works half a day every day, and she can leave after ten o'clock now. She is doing her best now. After cleaning the kitchen, she reported to Xia Ye. sound, went out and went home.

"Dandan!" Xia Ye searched around but couldn't find it. Standing in the children's room in the second bedroom, his Dandan was the size of a small earthworm, and he prepared a 1.8-meter bed. Every time he looked for someone, he searched for a long time. The boy deliberately played hide and seek with him.Xia Ye stood by the bed and said deliberately: "Dad is going out, and he will go shopping in the mall. There will be a lot of beautiful clothes and toys. If Eggy is sleepy, take a good rest. Dad is alone..."

Before he finished speaking, a blue shadow chirped in front of him and jumped onto his head, two small tender white hands were pulling his hair, a snake tail of chirping dangled in front of his eyes, and he knew how to be coquettish and cute even if he couldn't speak well "Baba, Baba, Eggy, be good, go with Baba."

Xia Ye grabbed the snake's tail and came down, Eggy was not afraid of falling upside down, giggling, icy cold and slippery - the greasy snake tail was wrapped around Xia Ye's fingertips, and his mouth was still soft and screaming, Xia Ye was so angry just now It's long gone, poking the tail of the ball and saying: "You can play hide-and-seek at home, but you must be obedient outside. Today, Dad meets Uncle Dongzi for dinner."

Eggy bent her little snake tail, nodded in agreement, but the condition is that she wants beautiful clothes.

"Stinky Egg."

Eggy on top of his head, as soon as he went out, there was a cold wind, and Xia Ye shivered when it blew, he quickly told Eggy to lie down on the neckline, Eggy was a little afraid of the cold, and quickly slipped to Xia Ye's neck, like a popsicle It seemed to be so cold that Xia Ye shivered, the little guy was still swaying behind him with his snake's tail, Xia Ye's hair was about to stand on end, and said: "Eggy, lie down obediently, Dad is also very cold."

Eggy stopped being mischievous now, nestling on the collar of Xia Ye's shirt.

I made an appointment with Dongzi directly to the shopping mall, Xia Ye arrived first by subway, and went directly to the small shop on the second floor, and found a toy store in the corner, with all kinds of Barbie dolls and small clothes hanging in the glass window, Xia Ye felt his neck whizzing Yes, as soon as the hair on his head was messed up, he knew that Eggy had climbed up, and danced on his head excitedly.

"Ba Ba, Piao Niang."

"I know, do you still remember what Dad told Eggy when he went out?" Xia Ye saw that there was no movement above his head, so he went to the shop.

The owner of the shop is a little girl with a round face. She is sitting on the sofa in the corner and is still finishing work. There is a very big golden retriever at her feet. When the golden retriever sees someone coming in, she glances lazily, and then bows her head and lays on the owner's feet again. Side, very well-behaved.

The shop owner looked up and saw that Xia Ye was a boy shopping in the Barbie toy store. It was not surprising. He smiled and said, "Look at it, and you can customize any style you like. Most of the clothes here are made by myself."

Only then did Xia Ye realize that the girl was making small clothes in her hands, her eyes lit up, and his balls were saved!

The little snake dress I bought last time is an elastic pink straight skirt. Eggy exposes two arms every day, not to mention, occasionally climbs up and down, and the skirt slips down, so it is miserable.

Xia Ye described the size of the egg, "The snake's tail, the upper body is a human, can it be done?"

"Yes, but they are usually mermaids. The doll you mentioned is quite special." The shopkeeper took out his notebook and swiped a few times with a pen to outline the general shape of the egg, and asked Xia Ye: "What do you want to make into a costume?" ? Underwear, T-shirts and down jackets, shoes should not be used..."

He was very professional, and Xia Ye's head grew dizzy when he heard it, but his balls were already so excited, there were clusters of sliding and spiraling excitement in his head.

"It's up to you."

"What about the color? Floral or plaid, boy or girl?"

Xia Ye said: "Boy, the style is simple—" Before he finished speaking, Eggy had already protested, Xia Ye's scalp tingled for a while, and quickly added: "He likes more colorful designs, hehe, just look at it. "I quickly took out my wallet and asked for the deposit, and left a phone call. I can produce a simple set this afternoon, and I can all issue it tomorrow afternoon.

It was done, Xia Ye hurried out with his son on his back, his neck was cold, Eggy was already lying on his neckline, his big eyes were watery, and his long eyelashes were shining, he was so cute, he said softly: "Bah! Ba, Eggy is the most patient with you!"

"Father loves Dandan too, all right, now go find Uncle Dongzi."

Lin Dong was already waiting at the entrance of the hot pot restaurant. Lin Dong came over on the day Xia Ye returned to Yuncheng. The two beat each other up and let go, but Xia Ye still didn't know how to explain how he disappeared. Especially when Eggy involved the news that Luo Jiaye was not human, he thought about it and still didn't say anything.

Ordered a meal and boiled the meat.

"Aren't you going to ask me where I went?" Xia Ye couldn't hold back anymore.

Lin Dong didn't care, he ate his meat, and said with a smile: "It's good that you come back, if you want to talk, just say it, don't talk about mother-in-law."

Xia Ye: He forgot that this guy has a particularly rough nerve, otherwise he wouldn't have chased girls since he was a child and was still single.

The two of them ate, and Xia Ye didn't forget to secretly feed Dandan some meat. In terms of menu, Dandan followed him in his preference for strong flavors and meat, but if he wore beautiful clothes, he would be like Luo Jiaye .

I would rather be hungry than beautiful, Xia Ye didn't know what to say.

The two chatted while eating. At three o'clock in the afternoon, Xia Ye happened to go to the store to pick up the Dandan clothes. The store owner packed them in a pink rabbit bag and took them out for him to check. A pink floral T-shirt and denim straps skirt--

"You said snake tail, skirts are more suitable." The shopkeeper girl explained.

The owner's workmanship is very good. There is a little yellow duck patch sewn on the chest of the denim skirt, which is very playful. The button is still in the shape of a bunny, which is very cute. His balls are already rolling on his head, which shows that he is very satisfied.

Seeing Lin Dong next to him, he smirked and said, "Xiao Xiazi, you have a lot of hobbies. Are you planning to raise a daughter?"

"Go away." Xia Ye said bluntly.

Xia Ye put the pink rabbit bag into her pocket, and the next second her head lightened, Eggy Chirped and slid down to the pocket, and she knew she was trying on clothes without guessing.

"There seemed to be a worm on your head just now?" Lin Dong said and stretched out his hand to pick Xia Ye's head, "Let me see, it seems to be a green vegetable worm."

Fuck your vegetable green worm, it's obviously a little green snake.Xia Ye pulled Lin Dong's hand down, and said, "Don't pretend, you're making excuses to deliberately mess with my hairstyle."

"Hahahaha, really not." Lin Dong interrupted and forgot about the vegetable green worm.

The two went out from the shopping mall and found an internet cafe to play games. Seeing that it was already dark outside, Xia Ye remembered what Luo Jiaye said in the morning, and quickly turned off the phone and said, "It's too late, go back early."

"Success, I even forgot that you are a family man now." Lin Dong chattered.

After leaving the Internet cafe, there was snowflakes in the sky again, the two went home separately, the snow was getting heavier and heavier, Xia Ye put on a hat and pulled the collar of his clothes to the subway entrance.When he was about to arrive, the green belt next to the subway entrance fell into a figure, his body was covered with a thin layer of snow, Xia Ye hesitated for a while, it was winter, don’t worry, he was frozen to death, so he turned the direction Take a few steps forward.

"Are you okay?" Xia Ye tentatively asked.

The other party didn't answer, but his body twitched more and more violently, and after a while, two or three passers-by were attracted, but no one dared to step forward around them, discussing whether it was epilepsy or something, Xia Ye took out his mobile phone, "Is there anything wrong with you, I'll call an ambulance for you—"

Before Xia Ye finished speaking, the people on the ground raised their heads, and when they saw the appearance clearly, the onlookers screamed and exclaimed.

The author has something to say: report something to the little fairies. Tomorrow, Eggy will be v. It will still be [-] words. After v, I will try my best to update it.

Good night~