that catnip freak
Chapter 04
"Qingqing's balls are the most perfect I've ever seen." Yuan Wenyu's expression was very serious, and he could even be said to be serious, as if he was appreciating a work of art. They are also plump and round, but they will stick together at this position, and they don’t look independent enough, so they don’t have the lovely feeling of two round bells. But, look at Qingqing’s, they are very distinct, independent of each other only fused at the root One piece and perfect symmetry. Combined with the slight dip, it's God-kissed pussy balls!"
God doesn't want to kiss cat balls!
Qin Qing felt that she was dying.
Being hungry like a fool and having to resist the vague smell to keep his mind from losing his mind has exhausted him physically and mentally.Now I have to listen to such absurd remarks with my legs crossed, it is simply mentally inhuman Ling Chi.
"Uh...Mr. Yuan, you are very researched..." Zhou Yan boasted very dryly, "So you still have this kind of attention..."
Qin Qing could see clearly.When Yuan Wenyu first came in, the little girl was nervous and shy, but also somewhat apprehensive. She was restless and excited, even her eyes were shining.
But now, her expression was beyond words.
"It's just a little hobby." Yuan Wenyu replied modestly.
Fortunately, a staff member soon asked him to go to make up, and Qin Qing was finally able to temporarily escape from such torture.
"Mr. Yuan is really... an interesting person." Zhou Yan said after he left.
Her tone and demeanor always felt very insincere.
But Qin Qing is not in the mood to worry about these details now.He put down his lunch box, rushed out to take a few breaths of fresh air, then held Zhou Yan's hand and said eagerly, "Continue working! I want to go home quickly!".
After finally arriving home, Qin Qing almost had the illusion of surviving a catastrophe.
Before he could turn on the light, he rushed to the refrigerator to find the cooked ham and gnawed on it, and then he choked and slapped his chest.It's too miserable, he hasn't been so miserable for at least hundreds of years.
When that kid Qin Yuan comes back, he will definitely be hung up and beaten.
After being exhausted and collapsed into a cat on the floor, the mobile phone that was originally in his pocket clicked and fell to the ground.
Just as he was about to fall asleep like this, the thing suddenly started to vibrate, making a noise.
This mobile phone was left by Qin Yuan, and all the people who logged in were his account.Going so thoroughly, it seems that he has made up his mind to ask Qin Qing to fight for him.
Reluctantly, Qin Qing opened half of his eyes and took a look. It was a WeChat reminder, and he had only met the sender not long ago.
After unlocking it with a meat pad, he saw the content of the message sent by the other party.
"Have you gone back?"
Otherwise, do you want to keep listening to your balls talk?
Really didn't want to turn into a human form again, Qin Qing carefully adjusted the input method to nine keys, and then clicked with one paw.
"My shoot is over."
After a while, I received a reply.
"Are you not feeling well today?"
Qin Qing was in a daze for a moment.
At such a moment of physical and mental exhaustion, he was suddenly cared for, even if the other party was one of the sources of pain, it made him feel a little warmth instantly.
He continued typing with the pads.
"Thank you, I'm fine."
After sending it, he began to worry whether his attitude would be too cold.After all, Qin Yuan has always been warm, generous and sweet in front of outsiders, and he will never be so polite and cold when he speaks.
Fortunately, his worries were completely unnecessary.
Soon, another message came from the other side, with a very happy tone.
"Then are you home yet? I want to see Qingqing's little pink meat pad!"
Qin Qing frowned and looked down at his forefoot, which was still pressed on the phone, and felt that this task was too difficult for him.
To take a picture of his own meat pad, first he has to pick up the phone with the other paw, and then press down with his nose to shoot.But after repeated attempts, he was sure he couldn't pick it up at all.
But if it becomes a human being, there will be no meat pads to photograph.
After struggling for a long time, he suddenly realized.
Why do you have to be so obedient?Do you still want to hear him analyze the shape of his meat pads like analyzing his own balls?Get out, who wants to continue to provide material for the pervert!
So he typed it in again.
"It's hiding."
The other person was really sorry, and after expressing his regret, he didn't send another message.
Qin Qing lay down again and closed her eyes, suddenly remembered something.
It's so strange, my behavior in the toilet last time was so unreasonable, why didn't this person take it seriously?Anyone who is cornered by a stranger and bites his neck is hard to let go, right?But he seemed to have no grudges against Qin Yuan, and was even very friendly.
Could it be that he endured the humiliation just to watch cat movies?
Forget it, why try to figure out the logic of a person whose head is obviously not normal.I really want to understand, I am afraid that I will follow abnormal.
The next day, Qin Qing found several bound A4 printing papers under his usual favorite cushion.
The paper is densely packed and filled with precautions.From how to address the people around him, to the outside world's consistent perception of Qin Yuan, and various precautions, everything is clearly written.
Qin Qing was stunned and looked all the way down, and found that the penultimate paragraph at the end read: You can just look at it casually, it’s okay if you can’t do it, anyway, I love you no matter what.
And the penultimate paragraph is: I will come back when you stop being angry hehehe.
Qin Qing was so angry that she scratched the paper, but because she didn't know Qin Yuan's whereabouts, she couldn't give him a meow punch in person.
After the anger passed, he became a little confused again.
Since he lived in Qin's house, how many years has he not lived alone.Although Qin Yuan was busy with work during this time, he rarely left home for more than a week.I eat and drink at home every day, and the food is either taken from the refrigerator or ordered to take away.The most active daily exercise is to lick all the fur of his body clean between sleeping and eating.
He's a standard house cat, the kind that doesn't create production value!
Qin Yuan's current behavior is not conducive to abandonment!Should be condemned! .
Beating his chest and stamping his feet can't change the painful reality that he has to go to society.
The amount of labor yesterday was completely beyond the standard for Qin Qing. He self-assessed that he would have to collapse at home for at least half a month before he could recover.However, when Zhou Yan sent him home last night, he told him that he would come to pick him up this afternoon, and that he was going to participate in a live game event in the evening.
The only video game Qin Qing has ever played in his life was specially downloaded by Qin Yuan for him.
I can't remember the name, but the content is about a group of small fish swimming around in a pond, and you can score points by clicking quickly.At that time, Qin Yuan put the game into the tablet and put it in front of him, saying that it was to urge him to exercise and strengthen his body.
Qin Qing had a good time, and was addicted to it for a while, scoring high scores repeatedly.It's a pity that every time he lies on the ground and only works with one paw. After playing for a few weeks, the tablet was scratched and the touch control failed, and he didn't get much exercise.
As for the others, it is really clueless.
When Zhou Yan came, Qin Qing had already changed into Qin Yuan's appearance, ready to go.
It's not that he's so active, it's just that he is too nervous and uneasy, he can't even sleep well, and he has no choice but to prepare in advance and can't think of other ways to pass the time.
"That...Yan, Yanyan, you are here." Qin Qing imitated the way Qin Yuan wrote in the note.
This kid, he yelled so tiresomely at a little girl who was a few years older than him, his heart was damning.
Zhou Yan seemed to be used to this name for a long time, and just sighed that Mr. Qin was so punctual today, which is really rare.After that, she looked around the room again and asked, "Why didn't you see Qingqing?"
Qin Qing turned her head expressionlessly: "Let's hide."
On the way, Zhou Yan gave him a detailed account of the evening's activities.
Simply put, it is game promotion.This game has been popular for many years, and it is currently celebrating its fifth anniversary. As a part of the special event, the manufacturer invited several well-known anchors and artists to live broadcast.What Qin Qing has to do is to form a team with several other invited guests and compete with the water friends.
During the live broadcast, the front camera will be turned on, so of course I have to do styling if I can't hide.
Qin Qing endured the strong pungent smell, and asked casually in order to distract attention: "Who else is there later?"
Zhou Yan, who was sitting next to him, handed him a list: "Here is the list of participants, but the live broadcast is divided into two sites, and we only have you and your senior brother here, and we only need to show their faces online. The others Where the teacher has an audience offline."
"My senior brother?" After Qin Qing finished speaking, her heart suddenly skipped a beat.
It was written in Qin Yuan's note.
Yuan Wenyu, because the same company is now the same manager, he called him Senior Brother for his cousin.
"Why is it him again!" Qin Qing jumped up from the chair in an instant.
Several staff members who were styling him were taken aback.
"What's the matter?" Zhou Yan looked at those people with different expressions, very nervous, winking while talking, "Aren't you on good terms?"
Qin Qing took a deep breath, and then forced a smile: "Yes. I know I can see him again, I am so happy.".
Having lived in the Qin family for hundreds of years, Qin Qing, who has no desire to make progress, has long since given up his practice, and the few tricks he still uses now, including the transformation technique, are just eating at his laurels.
But fortunately, there is a magical skill, although he has only scratched the surface, but he can barely make use of it at this moment.
This miraculous skill is called the turtle breath Dafa in martial arts novels by modern people.
It takes half an hour to settle down, and then when the breathing is so slow that it is almost negligible, the whole person will become less responsive accordingly.
This is tantamount to making things worse for Qin Qing, who is not good at playing games.But it's better than being confused by the smell on Yuan Wenyu's body.
Yuan Wenyu seemed to have other jobs during the day, so he came much later than him, but the makeup and hair were perfect as soon as he walked in, obviously he had already prepared in advance.
As soon as he entered the lounge, Qin Qing immediately stood up as a show of politeness, and before she could say something awkward, Yuan Wenyu's brows suddenly frowned.
"You..." Yuan Wenyu frowned, stared at his face, walked up to him slowly, then stretched out a hand and raised a finger, "You are Qin Yuan!"
"...It's me." Qin Qing nodded awkwardly.
Yuan Wenyu breathed a long sigh of relief, then narrowed his eyes and smiled at him: "I remember it."
God doesn't want to kiss cat balls!
Qin Qing felt that she was dying.
Being hungry like a fool and having to resist the vague smell to keep his mind from losing his mind has exhausted him physically and mentally.Now I have to listen to such absurd remarks with my legs crossed, it is simply mentally inhuman Ling Chi.
"Uh...Mr. Yuan, you are very researched..." Zhou Yan boasted very dryly, "So you still have this kind of attention..."
Qin Qing could see clearly.When Yuan Wenyu first came in, the little girl was nervous and shy, but also somewhat apprehensive. She was restless and excited, even her eyes were shining.
But now, her expression was beyond words.
"It's just a little hobby." Yuan Wenyu replied modestly.
Fortunately, a staff member soon asked him to go to make up, and Qin Qing was finally able to temporarily escape from such torture.
"Mr. Yuan is really... an interesting person." Zhou Yan said after he left.
Her tone and demeanor always felt very insincere.
But Qin Qing is not in the mood to worry about these details now.He put down his lunch box, rushed out to take a few breaths of fresh air, then held Zhou Yan's hand and said eagerly, "Continue working! I want to go home quickly!".
After finally arriving home, Qin Qing almost had the illusion of surviving a catastrophe.
Before he could turn on the light, he rushed to the refrigerator to find the cooked ham and gnawed on it, and then he choked and slapped his chest.It's too miserable, he hasn't been so miserable for at least hundreds of years.
When that kid Qin Yuan comes back, he will definitely be hung up and beaten.
After being exhausted and collapsed into a cat on the floor, the mobile phone that was originally in his pocket clicked and fell to the ground.
Just as he was about to fall asleep like this, the thing suddenly started to vibrate, making a noise.
This mobile phone was left by Qin Yuan, and all the people who logged in were his account.Going so thoroughly, it seems that he has made up his mind to ask Qin Qing to fight for him.
Reluctantly, Qin Qing opened half of his eyes and took a look. It was a WeChat reminder, and he had only met the sender not long ago.
After unlocking it with a meat pad, he saw the content of the message sent by the other party.
"Have you gone back?"
Otherwise, do you want to keep listening to your balls talk?
Really didn't want to turn into a human form again, Qin Qing carefully adjusted the input method to nine keys, and then clicked with one paw.
"My shoot is over."
After a while, I received a reply.
"Are you not feeling well today?"
Qin Qing was in a daze for a moment.
At such a moment of physical and mental exhaustion, he was suddenly cared for, even if the other party was one of the sources of pain, it made him feel a little warmth instantly.
He continued typing with the pads.
"Thank you, I'm fine."
After sending it, he began to worry whether his attitude would be too cold.After all, Qin Yuan has always been warm, generous and sweet in front of outsiders, and he will never be so polite and cold when he speaks.
Fortunately, his worries were completely unnecessary.
Soon, another message came from the other side, with a very happy tone.
"Then are you home yet? I want to see Qingqing's little pink meat pad!"
Qin Qing frowned and looked down at his forefoot, which was still pressed on the phone, and felt that this task was too difficult for him.
To take a picture of his own meat pad, first he has to pick up the phone with the other paw, and then press down with his nose to shoot.But after repeated attempts, he was sure he couldn't pick it up at all.
But if it becomes a human being, there will be no meat pads to photograph.
After struggling for a long time, he suddenly realized.
Why do you have to be so obedient?Do you still want to hear him analyze the shape of his meat pads like analyzing his own balls?Get out, who wants to continue to provide material for the pervert!
So he typed it in again.
"It's hiding."
The other person was really sorry, and after expressing his regret, he didn't send another message.
Qin Qing lay down again and closed her eyes, suddenly remembered something.
It's so strange, my behavior in the toilet last time was so unreasonable, why didn't this person take it seriously?Anyone who is cornered by a stranger and bites his neck is hard to let go, right?But he seemed to have no grudges against Qin Yuan, and was even very friendly.
Could it be that he endured the humiliation just to watch cat movies?
Forget it, why try to figure out the logic of a person whose head is obviously not normal.I really want to understand, I am afraid that I will follow abnormal.
The next day, Qin Qing found several bound A4 printing papers under his usual favorite cushion.
The paper is densely packed and filled with precautions.From how to address the people around him, to the outside world's consistent perception of Qin Yuan, and various precautions, everything is clearly written.
Qin Qing was stunned and looked all the way down, and found that the penultimate paragraph at the end read: You can just look at it casually, it’s okay if you can’t do it, anyway, I love you no matter what.
And the penultimate paragraph is: I will come back when you stop being angry hehehe.
Qin Qing was so angry that she scratched the paper, but because she didn't know Qin Yuan's whereabouts, she couldn't give him a meow punch in person.
After the anger passed, he became a little confused again.
Since he lived in Qin's house, how many years has he not lived alone.Although Qin Yuan was busy with work during this time, he rarely left home for more than a week.I eat and drink at home every day, and the food is either taken from the refrigerator or ordered to take away.The most active daily exercise is to lick all the fur of his body clean between sleeping and eating.
He's a standard house cat, the kind that doesn't create production value!
Qin Yuan's current behavior is not conducive to abandonment!Should be condemned! .
Beating his chest and stamping his feet can't change the painful reality that he has to go to society.
The amount of labor yesterday was completely beyond the standard for Qin Qing. He self-assessed that he would have to collapse at home for at least half a month before he could recover.However, when Zhou Yan sent him home last night, he told him that he would come to pick him up this afternoon, and that he was going to participate in a live game event in the evening.
The only video game Qin Qing has ever played in his life was specially downloaded by Qin Yuan for him.
I can't remember the name, but the content is about a group of small fish swimming around in a pond, and you can score points by clicking quickly.At that time, Qin Yuan put the game into the tablet and put it in front of him, saying that it was to urge him to exercise and strengthen his body.
Qin Qing had a good time, and was addicted to it for a while, scoring high scores repeatedly.It's a pity that every time he lies on the ground and only works with one paw. After playing for a few weeks, the tablet was scratched and the touch control failed, and he didn't get much exercise.
As for the others, it is really clueless.
When Zhou Yan came, Qin Qing had already changed into Qin Yuan's appearance, ready to go.
It's not that he's so active, it's just that he is too nervous and uneasy, he can't even sleep well, and he has no choice but to prepare in advance and can't think of other ways to pass the time.
"That...Yan, Yanyan, you are here." Qin Qing imitated the way Qin Yuan wrote in the note.
This kid, he yelled so tiresomely at a little girl who was a few years older than him, his heart was damning.
Zhou Yan seemed to be used to this name for a long time, and just sighed that Mr. Qin was so punctual today, which is really rare.After that, she looked around the room again and asked, "Why didn't you see Qingqing?"
Qin Qing turned her head expressionlessly: "Let's hide."
On the way, Zhou Yan gave him a detailed account of the evening's activities.
Simply put, it is game promotion.This game has been popular for many years, and it is currently celebrating its fifth anniversary. As a part of the special event, the manufacturer invited several well-known anchors and artists to live broadcast.What Qin Qing has to do is to form a team with several other invited guests and compete with the water friends.
During the live broadcast, the front camera will be turned on, so of course I have to do styling if I can't hide.
Qin Qing endured the strong pungent smell, and asked casually in order to distract attention: "Who else is there later?"
Zhou Yan, who was sitting next to him, handed him a list: "Here is the list of participants, but the live broadcast is divided into two sites, and we only have you and your senior brother here, and we only need to show their faces online. The others Where the teacher has an audience offline."
"My senior brother?" After Qin Qing finished speaking, her heart suddenly skipped a beat.
It was written in Qin Yuan's note.
Yuan Wenyu, because the same company is now the same manager, he called him Senior Brother for his cousin.
"Why is it him again!" Qin Qing jumped up from the chair in an instant.
Several staff members who were styling him were taken aback.
"What's the matter?" Zhou Yan looked at those people with different expressions, very nervous, winking while talking, "Aren't you on good terms?"
Qin Qing took a deep breath, and then forced a smile: "Yes. I know I can see him again, I am so happy.".
Having lived in the Qin family for hundreds of years, Qin Qing, who has no desire to make progress, has long since given up his practice, and the few tricks he still uses now, including the transformation technique, are just eating at his laurels.
But fortunately, there is a magical skill, although he has only scratched the surface, but he can barely make use of it at this moment.
This miraculous skill is called the turtle breath Dafa in martial arts novels by modern people.
It takes half an hour to settle down, and then when the breathing is so slow that it is almost negligible, the whole person will become less responsive accordingly.
This is tantamount to making things worse for Qin Qing, who is not good at playing games.But it's better than being confused by the smell on Yuan Wenyu's body.
Yuan Wenyu seemed to have other jobs during the day, so he came much later than him, but the makeup and hair were perfect as soon as he walked in, obviously he had already prepared in advance.
As soon as he entered the lounge, Qin Qing immediately stood up as a show of politeness, and before she could say something awkward, Yuan Wenyu's brows suddenly frowned.
"You..." Yuan Wenyu frowned, stared at his face, walked up to him slowly, then stretched out a hand and raised a finger, "You are Qin Yuan!"
"...It's me." Qin Qing nodded awkwardly.
Yuan Wenyu breathed a long sigh of relief, then narrowed his eyes and smiled at him: "I remember it."
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