that catnip freak
Chapter 01
"Qingqing, Qingqing, are you listening?" The voice on the other end of the phone had a strong nasal tone, and one or two coughs could be heard occasionally, "I promise it's just this time, it's really simple, just go through the motions. When you come back I'll buy you whatever you want, okay?"
"..."
"You won't fall asleep, right?" The voice was a little anxious, "Hey, hey, are you still there, Qingqing? Let me hear you?"
"... Meow, you're so big," Qin Qing smacked her mouth, "You said that, don't blame me for messing it up."
"Don't worry, just keep a smile on your face and be polite, you won't smash it," he said with a confident look on his face, "Come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
Qin Qing was so distressed that she scratched her hair, and the shape she just made suddenly collapsed.
Seeing this, the little assistant on the side hastily reminded: "Hair! Your hair!"
Qin Qing hurriedly put down her hand, and then complained to the phone: "It hasn't started yet, it's already half screwed up."
"It's okay, it's okay." The opposite party was much calmer than him, "You can go and take care of it before the event starts."
Qin Qing can't take care of her hair.
To make matters worse, his lounge has no mirrors at all.According to the staff, it was accidentally broken yesterday.Afraid of hurting people by keeping it, I withdrew it first, and I haven't had time to make up a new one.
He flicked against the air a few times, seeing the little assistant's expression obviously not working well.
"Can you help me fix it?" Qin Qing leaned over to her for help.
The little assistant's face turned red on the spot.
"There are also cameras in the backstage, which is not very good," she whispered and pointed to the door, "otherwise you can go to the bathroom to clean up."
Qin Qing frowned immediately: "You used to want to touch me very much."
The little assistant turned pale with shock: "I, I, I...how can this happen, Mr. Qin, don't talk nonsense!"
The assistant's surname is Zhou, and his name is Zhou Yan. He doesn't look very old, and his personality is not extroverted. He has only been Qin Yuan's assistant for a few months.Before today, Qin Qing often saw her, but rarely dealt with her directly.
After all, every time she came to pick up Qin Yuan, Qin Qing would jump on top of the clothes kitchen.
Every time the little girl saw him, her eyes lit up, and she wanted to masturbate all over her face.But Qin Qing didn't like it, and he was always uncomfortable when people he didn't know well touched him.
He is not such a familiar cat.
Qin Qing is a cat.It has been since 1000 years ago.
He doesn't quite remember how he came to Qin's house in the first place.From Qin Yuan's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather not to know how many generations of ancestors, which one of Qin's family did not reverently enshrine him like a living god.So far, this is the first time he has met Qin Yuan, a little brat who made him feel uneasy.
When he was young, he gnawed his tail to sleep every day, and always begged him to do homework together when he went to school.Later, because he insisted on learning music, he fell out with his family, and kidnapped him by the way when he ran away from home.
In the past few years, as a carnivorous animal, he ate pickles and steamed buns with this dead child every day. He didn't lose weight, but his long hair, which was originally smooth and silky, has darkened a lot.
Every time he complained about this, Qin Yuan would hold the guitar and sing to him an original song that he said was written by him in the name of appeasement.Qin Yuan couldn't understand and couldn't appreciate it. He felt annoyed and forced to eat well and was quarreled. He only hated that his ears couldn't be closed like his eyes.
Until one day, Qin Yuan suddenly beckoned him to watch a TV show with a mysterious face.
Qin Qing watched with a lack of interest the several tall, short, fat and thin but very pretentious people sitting on rotating chairs and turning around in turn, while one after another people behind them took the microphone to sing on stage one by one .
Half an hour later, he was drowsy and suddenly heard a familiar song.
Opening his eyes, Qin Yuan on the TV was holding the microphone with an affectionate expression on his face, while Qin Yuan sitting next to him was full of sinister smiles.
At the end of the song, the four swivel chairs all turned around, and one of them, who seemed to be the oldest sitting on it, even stood up and applauded vigorously, while shouting: the sound of nature!
Starting from that moment, their lives have undergone earth-shaking changes.
They have moved, and they can have a lot of fish and meat every day. Qin Qing's daily time to see Qin Yuan has become less and less.
Qin Qing saw how busy Qin Yuan was every day, and actually felt a little distressed.
After all, I watched the kid grow up, seeing that he had a cold and a fever, he could hardly walk, and he had to go out to work, how could he rest assured.So when Qin Yuan begged if he could change into his appearance to attend an event temporarily for him, although Qin Qing was reluctant, she still agreed.
The simple transformation technique is not difficult for a thousand-year-old cat demon.But when he actually arrived at the scene as Qin Yuan, he found that everything was more troublesome than he imagined.
He was forced to sit on a chair and was smeared with brushes by a group of people, and his hair was sprayed with a pungent liquid.If he didn't feel very comfortable being combed, he would have wanted to run away at that time.
But now, the delicate hairstyle that he had done back then seemed to have been toppled by him.
Zhou Yan refused to help, Qin Qing had no choice but to run to the toilet according to the route she provided.
As soon as he entered the door, he could smell a very pleasant smell as if there was nothing in his nostrils.
Qin Qing's sense of smell is very different from that of human beings, but she will never have a good impression of the smell of the toilet.The smell is definitely not what the place is supposed to be, nor is it like a cleaner or fragrance.It has a bit of grass smell, and after flowing into Qin Qing's nasal cavity and lungs together with the air, it even produced a little sweet aftertaste.
Make cats mesmerized and drool over.
Qin Qing looked around immediately, and then saw a figure standing in front of the sink.
The man's clothing and hairstyle looked exquisite and meticulous.Looking in the mirror, his face is very handsome, but it also gives people a strong sense of distance.With its tall figure, people dare not approach at will.
After the two looked at each other in the mirror, the other party nodded slightly and greeted him lukewarmly.
Qin Qing was stunned for a few seconds, and then walked in the direction of the sink involuntarily.Every step he takes, the wonderful smell in his breath will become more intense, luring him to keep moving forward.
This smell was far more attractive to him than the aura of indifference exuding from that person's body that repelled people thousands of miles away.
Delirious, he walked all the way to that person, then raised his head and looked at him in a daze.
The other party also turned sideways, and his expression became very puzzled.
"Is something wrong?" he asked.
Qin Qing didn't answer.He sniffled, then made sure of one thing.
This wonderful smell that made his mouth salivate crazily, his hands and feet start to tremble, and he was almost unable to control himself, came from this person.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but took another half step forward.
Seeing this, the other party subconsciously stepped back a little.
Qin Qing went forward again, and the man went back.After a few steps, the opponent finally clings to the corner, unable to retreat.
"You are that...that..." The person exuding the fragrance frowned and tried to remember, "Who is that? Is there anything you can do for me?"
Qin Qing swallowed the overflowing saliva forcefully, and then continued to lean forward to him.Because of the height difference, the tip of his nose easily came close to the opponent's neckline, and then he took a deep breath.
Then he "snapped" and collapsed on the opponent.
The smell that suddenly poured into his lungs caused his thoughts to explode instantly, his mind was in a trance, his throat was almost grunting uncontrollably, and his whole body wanted to rub hard back and forth on the opponent.
That's still not enough.Qin Qing couldn't control herself at the moment, opened her mouth, and took a hard bite on the man's neck.
"Damn!" The other party grabbed his shoulders with both hands and tore him off his body, "Are you sick?"
Qin Qing looked at him foolishly, gurgling in her throat, twisting her body and trying to stick to him.
"I'm sorry I don't have this kind of interest." The other party was stronger than expected, supporting his shoulders so that he couldn't take a step closer, "Please respect yourself."
During the stalemate, the toilet door not far behind was suddenly pushed open again.
"Wen Yu, are you still okay... Hey, what are you doing?"
Qin Qing, whose mind was hijacked by the damn smell for a while, finally came back to his senses, turned around in a little confusion, and saw a man with a gentle face and a round body standing at the door.
"You are...Qin Yuan, right?" After the other party greeted him with a smile, his expression became more subtle, "May I ask who you are?"
"Oh...you are that Qin Yuan?" The person standing in front of Qin Qing who was still clutching his shoulder seemed to remember something, and suddenly smiled at him, "I should have said it earlier."
Qin Qing's mind was still not very clear, she just felt that the cold face in front of her eyes suddenly curved like ice and snow after the corners of her lips curved, and instantly had a temperature like spring flowers blooming.
"Wen Yu," the man said and walked a few steps in their direction, "What are you trying to do by grabbing him?"
"Ah," the person called Wen Yu immediately let go of the hands on Qin Qing's shoulders, "It's not me, it's him..."
"Xiao Qin, I'm so sorry," the man interrupted him, walked over with a smile on his face, and handed Qin Qing a business card with both hands, "I'm Yuan Wenyu's manager, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang. Wake up. We met in the company before, but unfortunately we haven't had a chance to formally say hello, I wonder if you have any impression of me?"
Qin Qing barely regained consciousness, quickly took the business card, and imitated the tone of Qin Yuan who had met before and said: "Hello, Mr. Zhang."
"You're too polite, just call me Xiaozhang," the other party smiled and waved his hand, "We Wenyu just wanted to say hello to you, nothing else. He likes your cat and has always wanted to know you. That's why I got a little excited, don't be offended."
"I..." Yuan Wenyu wanted to speak again, but was immediately glared at by his manager.
"The staff is looking for him. Let's go there first. We'll talk later when we have time." Zhang Xing said, grabbing Yuan Wenyu's wrist.
Qin Qing stood where she was, watching Yuan Wenyu being dragged out just like that.
"No, he was the first..."
Before the door was closed again, he vaguely heard the voice of the other party trying to justify.
After that, the surroundings returned to tranquility, leaving only Qin Qing who realized that something had happened to him, and the faint fragrance remaining in the air.
"..."
"You won't fall asleep, right?" The voice was a little anxious, "Hey, hey, are you still there, Qingqing? Let me hear you?"
"... Meow, you're so big," Qin Qing smacked her mouth, "You said that, don't blame me for messing it up."
"Don't worry, just keep a smile on your face and be polite, you won't smash it," he said with a confident look on his face, "Come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
Qin Qing was so distressed that she scratched her hair, and the shape she just made suddenly collapsed.
Seeing this, the little assistant on the side hastily reminded: "Hair! Your hair!"
Qin Qing hurriedly put down her hand, and then complained to the phone: "It hasn't started yet, it's already half screwed up."
"It's okay, it's okay." The opposite party was much calmer than him, "You can go and take care of it before the event starts."
Qin Qing can't take care of her hair.
To make matters worse, his lounge has no mirrors at all.According to the staff, it was accidentally broken yesterday.Afraid of hurting people by keeping it, I withdrew it first, and I haven't had time to make up a new one.
He flicked against the air a few times, seeing the little assistant's expression obviously not working well.
"Can you help me fix it?" Qin Qing leaned over to her for help.
The little assistant's face turned red on the spot.
"There are also cameras in the backstage, which is not very good," she whispered and pointed to the door, "otherwise you can go to the bathroom to clean up."
Qin Qing frowned immediately: "You used to want to touch me very much."
The little assistant turned pale with shock: "I, I, I...how can this happen, Mr. Qin, don't talk nonsense!"
The assistant's surname is Zhou, and his name is Zhou Yan. He doesn't look very old, and his personality is not extroverted. He has only been Qin Yuan's assistant for a few months.Before today, Qin Qing often saw her, but rarely dealt with her directly.
After all, every time she came to pick up Qin Yuan, Qin Qing would jump on top of the clothes kitchen.
Every time the little girl saw him, her eyes lit up, and she wanted to masturbate all over her face.But Qin Qing didn't like it, and he was always uncomfortable when people he didn't know well touched him.
He is not such a familiar cat.
Qin Qing is a cat.It has been since 1000 years ago.
He doesn't quite remember how he came to Qin's house in the first place.From Qin Yuan's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather not to know how many generations of ancestors, which one of Qin's family did not reverently enshrine him like a living god.So far, this is the first time he has met Qin Yuan, a little brat who made him feel uneasy.
When he was young, he gnawed his tail to sleep every day, and always begged him to do homework together when he went to school.Later, because he insisted on learning music, he fell out with his family, and kidnapped him by the way when he ran away from home.
In the past few years, as a carnivorous animal, he ate pickles and steamed buns with this dead child every day. He didn't lose weight, but his long hair, which was originally smooth and silky, has darkened a lot.
Every time he complained about this, Qin Yuan would hold the guitar and sing to him an original song that he said was written by him in the name of appeasement.Qin Yuan couldn't understand and couldn't appreciate it. He felt annoyed and forced to eat well and was quarreled. He only hated that his ears couldn't be closed like his eyes.
Until one day, Qin Yuan suddenly beckoned him to watch a TV show with a mysterious face.
Qin Qing watched with a lack of interest the several tall, short, fat and thin but very pretentious people sitting on rotating chairs and turning around in turn, while one after another people behind them took the microphone to sing on stage one by one .
Half an hour later, he was drowsy and suddenly heard a familiar song.
Opening his eyes, Qin Yuan on the TV was holding the microphone with an affectionate expression on his face, while Qin Yuan sitting next to him was full of sinister smiles.
At the end of the song, the four swivel chairs all turned around, and one of them, who seemed to be the oldest sitting on it, even stood up and applauded vigorously, while shouting: the sound of nature!
Starting from that moment, their lives have undergone earth-shaking changes.
They have moved, and they can have a lot of fish and meat every day. Qin Qing's daily time to see Qin Yuan has become less and less.
Qin Qing saw how busy Qin Yuan was every day, and actually felt a little distressed.
After all, I watched the kid grow up, seeing that he had a cold and a fever, he could hardly walk, and he had to go out to work, how could he rest assured.So when Qin Yuan begged if he could change into his appearance to attend an event temporarily for him, although Qin Qing was reluctant, she still agreed.
The simple transformation technique is not difficult for a thousand-year-old cat demon.But when he actually arrived at the scene as Qin Yuan, he found that everything was more troublesome than he imagined.
He was forced to sit on a chair and was smeared with brushes by a group of people, and his hair was sprayed with a pungent liquid.If he didn't feel very comfortable being combed, he would have wanted to run away at that time.
But now, the delicate hairstyle that he had done back then seemed to have been toppled by him.
Zhou Yan refused to help, Qin Qing had no choice but to run to the toilet according to the route she provided.
As soon as he entered the door, he could smell a very pleasant smell as if there was nothing in his nostrils.
Qin Qing's sense of smell is very different from that of human beings, but she will never have a good impression of the smell of the toilet.The smell is definitely not what the place is supposed to be, nor is it like a cleaner or fragrance.It has a bit of grass smell, and after flowing into Qin Qing's nasal cavity and lungs together with the air, it even produced a little sweet aftertaste.
Make cats mesmerized and drool over.
Qin Qing looked around immediately, and then saw a figure standing in front of the sink.
The man's clothing and hairstyle looked exquisite and meticulous.Looking in the mirror, his face is very handsome, but it also gives people a strong sense of distance.With its tall figure, people dare not approach at will.
After the two looked at each other in the mirror, the other party nodded slightly and greeted him lukewarmly.
Qin Qing was stunned for a few seconds, and then walked in the direction of the sink involuntarily.Every step he takes, the wonderful smell in his breath will become more intense, luring him to keep moving forward.
This smell was far more attractive to him than the aura of indifference exuding from that person's body that repelled people thousands of miles away.
Delirious, he walked all the way to that person, then raised his head and looked at him in a daze.
The other party also turned sideways, and his expression became very puzzled.
"Is something wrong?" he asked.
Qin Qing didn't answer.He sniffled, then made sure of one thing.
This wonderful smell that made his mouth salivate crazily, his hands and feet start to tremble, and he was almost unable to control himself, came from this person.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but took another half step forward.
Seeing this, the other party subconsciously stepped back a little.
Qin Qing went forward again, and the man went back.After a few steps, the opponent finally clings to the corner, unable to retreat.
"You are that...that..." The person exuding the fragrance frowned and tried to remember, "Who is that? Is there anything you can do for me?"
Qin Qing swallowed the overflowing saliva forcefully, and then continued to lean forward to him.Because of the height difference, the tip of his nose easily came close to the opponent's neckline, and then he took a deep breath.
Then he "snapped" and collapsed on the opponent.
The smell that suddenly poured into his lungs caused his thoughts to explode instantly, his mind was in a trance, his throat was almost grunting uncontrollably, and his whole body wanted to rub hard back and forth on the opponent.
That's still not enough.Qin Qing couldn't control herself at the moment, opened her mouth, and took a hard bite on the man's neck.
"Damn!" The other party grabbed his shoulders with both hands and tore him off his body, "Are you sick?"
Qin Qing looked at him foolishly, gurgling in her throat, twisting her body and trying to stick to him.
"I'm sorry I don't have this kind of interest." The other party was stronger than expected, supporting his shoulders so that he couldn't take a step closer, "Please respect yourself."
During the stalemate, the toilet door not far behind was suddenly pushed open again.
"Wen Yu, are you still okay... Hey, what are you doing?"
Qin Qing, whose mind was hijacked by the damn smell for a while, finally came back to his senses, turned around in a little confusion, and saw a man with a gentle face and a round body standing at the door.
"You are...Qin Yuan, right?" After the other party greeted him with a smile, his expression became more subtle, "May I ask who you are?"
"Oh...you are that Qin Yuan?" The person standing in front of Qin Qing who was still clutching his shoulder seemed to remember something, and suddenly smiled at him, "I should have said it earlier."
Qin Qing's mind was still not very clear, she just felt that the cold face in front of her eyes suddenly curved like ice and snow after the corners of her lips curved, and instantly had a temperature like spring flowers blooming.
"Wen Yu," the man said and walked a few steps in their direction, "What are you trying to do by grabbing him?"
"Ah," the person called Wen Yu immediately let go of the hands on Qin Qing's shoulders, "It's not me, it's him..."
"Xiao Qin, I'm so sorry," the man interrupted him, walked over with a smile on his face, and handed Qin Qing a business card with both hands, "I'm Yuan Wenyu's manager, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang. Wake up. We met in the company before, but unfortunately we haven't had a chance to formally say hello, I wonder if you have any impression of me?"
Qin Qing barely regained consciousness, quickly took the business card, and imitated the tone of Qin Yuan who had met before and said: "Hello, Mr. Zhang."
"You're too polite, just call me Xiaozhang," the other party smiled and waved his hand, "We Wenyu just wanted to say hello to you, nothing else. He likes your cat and has always wanted to know you. That's why I got a little excited, don't be offended."
"I..." Yuan Wenyu wanted to speak again, but was immediately glared at by his manager.
"The staff is looking for him. Let's go there first. We'll talk later when we have time." Zhang Xing said, grabbing Yuan Wenyu's wrist.
Qin Qing stood where she was, watching Yuan Wenyu being dragged out just like that.
"No, he was the first..."
Before the door was closed again, he vaguely heard the voice of the other party trying to justify.
After that, the surroundings returned to tranquility, leaving only Qin Qing who realized that something had happened to him, and the faint fragrance remaining in the air.
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