homophobic female rebirth

Endure, can't bear, grit your teeth and continue to endure!

The author has something to say: Taozi: After this chapter is published, someone will definitely hate you because of your patience. Do you have anything to say about this?

Xiao Lian was horrified: You hate me?Those girls want to scold me?Shouldn't you hold me up in a hug and hug in grief, and then let me bury them and cry?

Taozi: ...I shouldn't talk too much to people who deserve a beating.

Xiao Lian: In fact, those two people are quite pitiful. If I hadn't scared them silly, they wouldn't be so weird...

Taozi: Oh, my silly son.Dad suddenly feels sorry for you, come... Dad makes you bury and cry.

Xiao Lian: ...Ni Zukai, I want the ladies and sisters to comfort me.Ladies and sisters hug (づ??????)づ

☆、Chen Guanjun buys vegetables

"Holding the phone and looking at the screen, can you see something behind you through the glass of the screen? Look carefully, don't blink, don't miss it....Don't look back because you can't see clearly on the phone, don't! ……ah!"

Chen Zixin sat on the bed, watching Jiang Yurou happily tell this ghost story beside her.

"Jiang Yurou, can you be more boring?" Chen Zixin's mobile phone was finally handed down by the crew for ten hours. She wanted to play a few games, but she didn't expect Jiang Yurou to keep jumping around her.

"Ah, hello, Chen idiot, where are you going?"

Chen Zixin put the hot phone in his pocket, and walked out without looking back: "Go out and find a quieter place."

"Take me a piece..." 'Bang'

Before Jiang Yurou finished speaking, he heard a loud noise, obviously because the door was slammed shut.

Chen Zixin didn't wander around, but asked the photographer where Ye Shixun lived temporarily.

Near noon, Ye Shixun looked at some leftover ingredients from yesterday, which were obviously not enough to make a lunch.Just when she was about to go out to buy ingredients, she heard someone knocking on the door.

Ye Shixun went to open the door, only to see Chen Zixin standing at the door with a grim expression.

"Can I have a meal?"

"Yes, let's go grocery shopping."

Chen Zixin nodded lightly, turned around and went out again, the photographer behind her couldn't stand it, why are there so many strange guests this time?The guests in the previous episodes were all kinds of tossing and looking forward to more shots and more exposure, but now these few people are not willing to say more.What is this?

Yesterday's task was to take pictures, and today's task is to select four of the many guests to complete the work arranged by the program group.

Unfortunately, Gu Su'an was drawn.

Zhao Wu is going to be a courier boy for a day, and Xiao Ziyin is recruited by a group of college students to be a model. Although he is a model himself, the nature of this time is completely different.

Ji Yu is in a kindergarten. She usually looks fierce and arrogant, but now she is unusually gentle in front of a group of children. This behavior made Ji Yu attract a lot of fans after the show was broadcast.

Gu Su'an's job is to be a driver. For a person with a hidden road idiot attribute, this task almost made her collapse.

And the remaining four people could make a request to the crew. Chen Zixin chose to return the phone, but it could only be used for one day.Jiang Yurou asked the film crew to provide a delicious meal, which has already been eaten.

Lin Qian asked the crew to be exempted from the task for a day, she wanted to have a good rest.

Ye Shixun's request was very strange. She wanted the crew to stop filming her for a day and turn off the camera in the room.

Gu Suan said to himself while turning the car: "Why is no one coming?"

"I can't get guests all day, right?" Although there is no cameraman following, Gu Su'an still needs to speak to adjust the atmosphere in front of the camera. Work in deadpan silence.

"Hey, there seems to be someone waiting for the bus ahead. I'll try my luck in the past." Gu Su'an only vaguely saw a figure from behind.

When she drove the car over, she honked the horn: "Excuse me..."

"Miss Gu?" Su Yun's car broke down temporarily. Her company has been very unstable these days, and she is in a hurry to check the situation at the branch.

Gu Su'an didn't expect to meet Su Yun here, Su Yun opened the car door directly, reported an address under Gu Su'an's surprised gaze, and took the phone to send and receive messages.

Gu Su'an saw that she was in a hurry, so he didn't hesitate anymore. Fortunately, the car has navigation.

Su Yun naturally saw the camera on the car, but even without the camera, she has no intention of molesting Gu Su'an right now. Various situations frequently occur in the company, and she is exhausted from being busy these days.

The two of them didn't speak a word along the way, and the atmosphere seemed very awkward.After half an hour, we finally arrived at our destination.

Su Yun was very anxious, so she gave Gu Su'an a sum of money and left.

"Give me more..." Before Gu Su'an finished speaking, Su Yun had already left.

Gu Suan smiled slightly at the camera: "Okay, now I'm going to continue working."

Chen Zixin went to the nearby vegetable market, looked at the fresh vegetables displayed there, frowned and looked at the camera in a daze.

She doesn't know how to buy vegetables at all, and she doesn't know what Ye Shixun wants to cook.

Take out your phone and send a message to your friend: [I'm at the vegetable market, what should I buy for lunch? 】

Finely divided black apples: [Whatever, you don't know how to cook anyway. 】

Desperate Orange Juice: […]

Desperate Orange Juice: [Ah Xun asked me to buy it, and she cooks it. 】

Finely divided black apples: [That's more casual, Ah Xun's cooking skills can control the popular dishes in the vegetable market. 】

After that, she didn't contact her again. Chen Zixin looked at the woman standing next to her choosing vegetables. She seemed to come to the vegetable market often.

Chen Zixin doesn't know how to buy it herself, but she can watch others buy it.I could only hear the woman saying to the man beside her while she was choosing the ingredients: "Buy some goji berries, fish belly, and pork belly too. I'll make a soup with goji berries and two stomachs later."

The man agreed, and Chen Zixin touched his chin in thought.

After a while, the woman continued: "Also, get me that mugwort leaf egg soup later. Drink it when you sleep at night, it's good for your health."

"Yes, yes, I have written it down." The man was a little impatient, but he still nodded in agreement.

Seeing that the man was a little impatient, the woman said in a calm tone: "There is also crucian carp porridge, rice wine and egg yolk soup, have you written them down?"

"Write it down, it's not the first time you need to do this? Alright, I'll go buy it, you can find a place to rest." The man took the food basket and left after speaking.

Chen Zixin scratched her head in deep thought. Anyway, she didn't know what to buy, so she just followed that man to buy it.

So she walked around and bought a portion of the ingredients that the man bought.

The photographer always felt a little weird looking at the ingredients Chen Zixin bought, but he didn't think it was weird for a while.

After Chen Zixin bought them, she thought about them and they seemed to be soupy, so she went to buy soft-shelled turtles and crabs. She remembered that Ah Xun seemed to like eating these.

Ye Shixun was staying in a private house where he lived temporarily. During the period, the owner of the house saw that it was time to eat. Seeing that Ye Shixun was still at home and not cooking, he kindly came to ask.

After Ye Shixun saw off the owner of the house, he was about to close the door when Chen Zixin came back with vegetables.

"What did you buy?" Ye Shixun was full of disgust, especially when he saw those small condiments that were not used at all, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

Ye Shixun squatted aside and looked at the crucian carp medlar in the bag, and...

"What is this?" Ye Shixun put something resembling a leaf in his hand in front of Chen Zixin and shook it.

Chen Zixin was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that Ye Shixun also had something he didn't know.Immediately, he squatted down and pointed at those things, "This is fish, this is meat, and this is grass."

Ai Ye was successfully renamed by Chen Guanjun.

"How do you eat grass? How do you cook goji berries? What is this ramie root for? And glutinous rice, what is this? This should be pork belly, right?" The idol squatted on the ground, looking at the things Chen Zixin bought back with disgust.

The photographer on the side pointed the camera at Ye Shixun with bright eyes.Mr. Ye is properly set up as a collapsed person at this time, but he is closer to ordinary people, and seems to be less indifferent.It is estimated that after the broadcast, it will attract a group of little fans.

In the end, Chen Zixin muttered, "I saw others bought them too. They said they can be used to cook goji fruit soup, mugwort egg soup, crucian carp porridge, rice wine egg yolk soup. The name sounds delicious."

"..."

Ye Shixun suddenly didn't know what to say, Ye Shixun suddenly looked up, but saw the camera that was filming himself and Chen Zixin.Her complexion changed. Although she and the crew asked her to stop filming for one day today, the filming of Chen Zixin was still going on as usual. In other words, all her stupid appearance just now was photographed?

Ye Shixun picked up the ingredients on the ground, walked towards the kitchen and said, "I don't know how to cook the things you mentioned, so let's get some common dishes. The owner of the house just brought me some tomatoes, After a while, it will be boiled together with the eggs you bought. And crucian carp will be braised in soy sauce for a while. I don’t like those pork bellies. You can figure it out yourself. You can also deal with the grass (wormwood) and medlar by yourself.”

"Ah Xun, am I stupid?" Chen Zixin followed into the kitchen and tugged on Shi Xun's sleeve, feeling very depressed.

Ye Shixun knew that she was an idiot in life, so right now he had no consolation or hurtful words, but said calmly, "You just happened to encounter something you are not good at."

Chen Zixin stopped talking, and silently went out to deal with the ingredients that she bought but didn't need.

However, the photographers who interacted with the two of them just now took pictures carefully. According to the inertia of the previous seasons, the CP fans of Ye Shixun and Chen Zixin are expected to appear soon.

It's not that I'm stupid, it's just that I just happened to encounter something that I'm not good at.For example, Gu Su'an, after going around the same place four times, he still couldn't find which way to go around.

"Ah, I'm going to keep going around here today. My God, I just checked that my phone is out of battery. Dear viewers and friends, please pay attention to the street after the show is broadcast. There is no taxi that keeps spinning around. Maybe that's me who is getting lost." Gu Su Ansheng parked the car aside with no love, took a deep breath and leaned on the seat to rest for a while.

Staying alone, Gu Su'an went to find Ye Shi when he began to miss Ye Shi.I don't know what she's doing all day.

The person Gu Suan misses is having lunch at the moment.

Ye Shixun helped Chen Zixin serve a bowl of rice, and then Chen Zixin quit the game and went to the dining table to prepare for dinner.

'ding dong'

Chen Zixin looked at the newly updated gossip news on the phone, frowned and handed the phone to Ye Shixun: "Who is Tong Qianya?"

After Ye Shixun took the phone, he was immediately annoyed when he saw the message on the phone.Some people on the Internet compared Gu Suan with another actress, Tong Qianya. From their debut acting skills, their works so far, the number of word-of-mouth fans in the industry, and some rumors about Gu Suan.

Chen Zixin, who was about to eat, looked at Ye Shixun's changed expression, and she didn't dare to move. She looked at Ye Shixun nervously, expecting Ye Shixun to say something.

It's a pity that Ye Shixun remained silent, and finally Chen Zixin said softly: "Someone wants Miss Hei Gu, and it's someone with a background."

"Give Taozi a call and ask her to investigate. This matter is big or small, but looking at the entertainment news, it seems that An An's agency doesn't intend to help her clarify it. It even has the intention of fanning the flames." Ye Shixun Very dissatisfied with this.

A few more news came out, and it was accompanied by a picture, which was the photo of Yu Feng confessing to Gu Su'an when "Water Mirror" was finished.The photos are not very clear, but it can be seen that someone deliberately stared at that piece to take that scene.

Moreover, the news also revealed that Yu Feng personally broke the news that Gu Suan was taken care of by others, and that Gu Suan's benefactor appeared at that time.

However, Ye Shixun and Xiao Lian were not seen in the photo.Probably hastily snapped it before they went.

"Someone is following Ms. Gu. The coach said that the entertainment industry is in a mess. Is Ms. Gu okay?" Chen Zixin was a little worried. After all, he was Ah Xun's favorite person. Although she had never been in contact with Gu Su'an, she had heard from Jiang Yurou A few times, he was a pretty good guy.

Ye Shixun smiled shallowly, consoling Chen Zixin: "With me here, what can happen? Let's eat quickly, I'll go for a walk. Put the bowl...forget it, just put the bowl away, Wait until I get back to deal with it."

"Oh." Chen Zixin looked at the back of Ye Shixun leaving, she muttered softly: "What, I'm not that idiot Xiao Lian. How could it be possible that I can't even wash the dishes."

The author has something to say: Xiao Lian: I seem to have heard someone speak ill of my baby behind my back.

Chen Zixin: ...It really is an idiot

Xiao Lian: Am I an idiot?It’s better for me to eat instant noodles than you to buy a bunch of miscarriage-preventing ingredients after a pregnant woman╭(╯^╰)╮

Chen Zixin: Shut up, digging people's black history is easy to rot your tongue.

Taozi: If you can tell the name of Gu Suan's sister, I will update [-] words tomorrow.

Apple: If you can tell the name of Feng Liu's ex-girlfriend, I will update [-] words tomorrow.

Mr. Ye: Heh, I don't even know the name of my wife's sister, can you guys know?

Feng Liu: I'm a small supporting role, why are you poaching my ex-girlfriend?If you have the ability to find Xiao Lian's ex-girlfriend.

This article has a side story about President Ye Gu Yinghou's previous life.You can directly search for "Homophobia" or click on the stupid author's column to find that article.

I wish you all a happy reading of the text, be careful and keep it to yourself, and give it to you~

☆, Xiao Lian is a wonderful relative

Ye Shixun went out for a stroll, and under the notification of the crew, he successfully found his partner on the street—the lost daughter-in-law Gu Su'an.

Later, since Ye Shixun had nothing to do, he helped Gu Suan act as a driver.Gu Su'an went home to help Chen Guanjun wash the dishes, but Ye Shixun's request to stop filming for a day seemed to have no effect.

The assistant director has revealed in advance that tomorrow all the guests and their partners will become on-screen couples for a day.Fortunately, her partner is Ye Shixun, and she really doesn't know how to get along with someone else.

Since Gu Su'an doesn't have a mobile phone, she is almost black on the Internet. She has not made any statement at present, nor has she been exposed to the public. There are even speculations on the Internet that she has been hidden by the snow or has already acquiesced in all this with a guilty conscience.

The reality show was going on quietly, but Xiao Lian, who was studying the script in S Province, was once again irritated.

"I'm going to start school today, so I'll lend you your car." Hu Zhi knocked on Xiao Lian's door.

Xiao Lian looked at Hu Zhi with his head on the chicken nest, his eyes blank: "Are you sick? I've already shown mercy to let you stay here, and you're still making fun of me? It's okay to borrow a car and give me the money." I paid the rent as well."

"Didn't I tell you? My cousin will give you the rent when she comes back." Hu Zhi only felt that Xiao Lian was a little different today, but he couldn't tell what was different.

Xiao Lian turned around and entered the room, and took out a wooden stick after a while: "You want to drive my car to save face, don't you? I don't mind letting you start school in a hurry."

"What do you want?" Hu Zhi swallowed, and stepped back timidly.

Xiao Lian's complexion changed: "When a mental patient can't recognize or control his behavior and causes harmful results, it is not criminally responsible if it is confirmed by legal procedures. Do you understand? I have been suffering from schizophrenia for several years. Now It's normal. But don't make me sick. After all, I'm afraid of myself when I go crazy, are you afraid?"

"You're so crazy." Hu Zhi retreated again and again, Xiao Lian walked up to him with a stick, pressed every step of the way and smiled at Hu Zhi: "Congratulations, you got the answer right. You're just crazy, and it's not serious. , is currently in the stage of giving up treatment."

'gu dong'

Xiao Lian heard Hu Zhi swallowing loudly, Xiao Lian pushed Hu Zhi to the ground, and when Hu Zhi grinned in pain, Xiao Lian quickly shouted: "Oh, Xiao Zhi, why did you fall?" Are you here? Come, my sister will help you up."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Lian threw the wooden stick in his hand aside, and made a gesture to help Hu Zhi.As soon as Hu Zhi remembered what Xiao Lian said just now, his legs trembled and moved back.

Seeing that Xiao Lian was about to come over.Hu Zhi crawled aside and picked up the stick that Xiao Lian had just dropped.

"You, don't come here." Hu Zhi's calves were trembling, Xiao Lian looked like a devil in her eyes at this moment.

Xiao Lian smiled meaningfully: "It hurts from the fall, come and see my sister for you. Oh ho ho ~"

"Crazy, go away. Get lost, crazy." Seeing that Xiao Lian was about to approach her, Hu Zhi hit Xiao Lian on the head with a stick.

Xiao Lian turned slightly to the side and hit the stick empty, but Xiao Lian raised his leg and kicked Hu Zhi. After seeing Hu Zhi rolling twice on the ground, Xiao Lian squatted on the ground in fear: "I didn't hit you. It's self-defense. Huh~"

"You." Hu Zhi was overbearing and bullied his classmates at school, and even some teachers were afraid of him.But now he is scared, the Xiao Lian in front of him is scarier than the devil.

Seeing that Hu Zhi didn't speak, Xiao Lian got up and patted the corner of his clothes: "It's boring."

After speaking, he threw the car keys in his pocket to Hu Zhi, who took it and looked at Xiao Lian in puzzlement.

"Take it. On the first day of school, socializing with new classmates will definitely be indispensable. I'm afraid there is not enough money. It doesn't matter, I have it here." After speaking, Xiao Lian gave him another card: "There are tens of thousands of dollars in it. It’s always okay to invite the students to have a meal.”

Hu Zhi looked at Xiao Lian, at this moment he had no idea whether the person in front of him was a devil or an angel.

Xiao Lian turned pale: "What? Don't want it?"

"No, why did you give me money?" Hu Zhi didn't care about it, he couldn't just give him money for no reason.What's more, the two had just had a dispute.

dispute?Could it be Xiao Lian's hush money?

Xiao Lian saw through what Hu Zhi was thinking, her eyes showed fear: "Nothing happened just now, right?"

"Of course, nothing happened. But shouldn't you give me more pocket money?" Hu Zhi smiled with a sinister face, but Xiao Lian took out the money in trepidation: "Here, I'll give you everything."

Hu Zhi happily took the money and left with the car keys.

After Hu Zhi left, Xiao Lian carried the stick and walked into the room in a good mood.

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [Peach hit, I got into trouble again.Crying~]

Taozi who eats flowers: [Baby, what's wrong with you? 】

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [Wow T^T, someone blackmailed me of my money. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [How do you want to come back? 】

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [His name is Hu Zhi, and he is sister-in-law's cousin.But after the identification of this durian, it is definitely not a good boy.So he will definitely eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and smoke, you help me get the money back. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [...so poisonous, I used to be a righteous detective anyway]

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [Why did I become poisoned, I just asked you to help me get the money back.It was originally my money, and he beat me during my illness. Although I beat him, it was self-defense. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [Is there any evidence? 】

Xiao Lian happily sent the video over: [Yes, yes, I installed a camera at Ah Xun's house yesterday. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [I'm not afraid that a madman will hit you, but I'm afraid that a madman will molest you.Too poisonous, you]

Taozi who eats flowers: [Is this possible?If I find out in the future, I'm afraid it will be difficult for Ms. Gu to explain it]

Xiao Lian (missing your durian flavor): [I don't know, it was Ah Xun who asked me to fix them.Also let me be polite. 】

Taozi who eats flowers: [Oh, go to sleep.I'll get this done. 】

Mr. Ye, the 'mastermind' of this incident, saw off the last guest at this moment, and finally arrived at the off-duty time stipulated by the crew.

After a busy day, I can finally rest at night.But the production crew frantically pulled the guests out and held a symposium together.

Everyone gathers in a room, draws lots to select an ice cube man, and then other people take turns to make the ice cube man laugh in various ways. The crew will provide food for the whole day tomorrow to the person who successfully makes the ice cube man laugh.If no one can succeed, then it will be judged that the ice cube man wins, and the ice cube man will get the food provided by the crew.

"Does everyone understand the above rules?" The assistant director looked at the guests with a smile. Their programs have become more and more formatted after a long period of non-innovation. It seems to the outside world that reality shows are no longer innovative. It looks good, but they all know that this reality show has started to go downhill.

Originally planning to finish filming this issue, they switched to filming.As a result, I didn't expect that all the guests in this episode could bring something to watch, and any one of them will be full of topicality.

The domineering queen of entertainment gossip is actually a cute and cheerful little girl.

Chen Guanjun, who has fascinated countless e-sports players, is actually an idiot in life.Following the pregnant woman to buy miscarriage-preventing ingredients for lunch, Mr. Ye disliked him.

Newly-promoted Xiaohuadan Gu Su'an is a road idiot. She walked around the same street four times but couldn't find her way out.

The "dominant president" in the minds of thousands of people is actually in the hall and in the kitchen, and can make money even if he goes out for a walk.Zero risk and zero investment, high return.

The legendary professional cold villain is actually very gentle, and he treats people with courtesy and popularity so unexpectedly.Although many people wore masks to participate in the reality show, absolutely no one could pretend to this degree. It can be seen that Lin Qian is either really a gentle person, or her acting skills are beyond the mark.

The boxing king and actor was so cute and dumb that he was tricked by Mr. Ye to sell apples, and then he followed Mr. Ye wholeheartedly to 'mix'. It is estimated that all the fans of the actor should faint in the toilet.

Ji Yu, who is not very optimistic in the industry, originally thought that she would have such a bad temper that no one could bear, but unexpectedly, she was just occasionally arrogant. Today's performance in the kindergarten is even more eye-catching. His patience with children, let go The star halo accompanies the children to play together.Jiyu can probably refresh the three views of one voter.

In the end, the male model who was packaged very well by the company was reduced to a background board in this show, and the high-cold persona did not attract fans at all.

Everyone watching the reality show is just for fun, Xiao Ziyin's company made a wrong plan on this point.If the guests are not funny, they are not weird. In addition to the decline in popularity of the program group without special features, it is also a fatal shortcoming for the guests themselves.

While the assistant director was in a trance, the ice cube man had already been selected by lottery.

Everyone looked at Chen Zixin, the champion looked very friendly, so he should be very funny.

After half an hour—

Jiang Yurou stepped forward and rubbed Chen Zixin's cheeks: "Ahh! Idiot, why are you so paralyzed today? Just smile."

"I'm exhausted. Don't waste your energy in vain. Chen Guanjun is really an ice cube man today." Ji Yu just told four or five jokes but failed to make people laugh, and then he made funny faces, Chen Zixin just glanced at it lightly, but nothing changed.

Gu Su'an also stepped forward to try, but Chen Zixin couldn't smile with a cold face.

"Whoa, stop playing, stop playing, Idiot Chen is too good. I admit defeat, drink a drink and rest." Jiang Yurou walked to the side and drank the drink while pointing the drink at the camera, and quietly advertised .

Gu Suan sat by the side in a dejected manner. Ye Shixun rarely saw Gu Suan like this, so he couldn't help but chuckle.

Ye Shixun was next to Gu Suan, and whispered to Gu Suan, "Do you want to win?"

"Of course I want to, but she just doesn't laugh. I have demonstrated eighteen martial arts skills, what else can I do now?" Gu Su'an stopped suddenly in the middle of his words, and looked at Ye Shixun in a daze: "Do you have a way? ?”

Ye Shixun nodded slightly, and whispered in Gu Suan's ear.

"Can it work?" Gu Su'an asked suspiciously.

Ye Shixun nodded affirmatively: "Sure."

But at this moment, the director saw everyone's lack of interest, and seemed to have no intention of making fun of Chen Zixin.The director decided to spend a lot of money: "Attention all guests, because this challenge is too difficult, we decided to increase the rewards. Tonight's winners can choose their own tasks to complete tomorrow, and the crew will provide tomorrow's food."

"Huh? Increased rewards." Jiang Yurou rushed towards Chen Zixin with bright eyes, and ravaged Chen Zixin's face while telling jokes: "Chen idiot, hurry up and laugh. Laugh at the sister who eats meat tomorrow." Give you half of the time."

Ji Yu and Lin Qian looked at each other with a smile, and walked towards Chen Zixin.

The author has something to say: a group has been established, and all adults are welcome to come and hang out in the group.Group number: 173202048

Tomorrow is Jiyou's birthday. We once said that we would keep writing until we could no longer touch the keyboard.Tomorrow is my first birthday with her since I met her, so I will be typing all day.I don't know how much I can write, but I don't keep manuscripts for today and tomorrow, I write from ten in the morning to ten in the evening, and post as much as I write.

Happy birthday to you in advance!I hope to continue writing with you in the future.

The promises I made when I was young don't mean anything, maybe in the near future, I will be slapped in the face by the above sentence.But the heart at this moment is very sincere, so let's keep writing like this.I will try my best not to slap myself in the face, let's work hard together!

Happy birthday stupid fish...

☆, Pretending to be a couple

No matter how weird and weird everyone is, Chen Zixin still has a paralyzed face.Jiang Yurou was so angry that she continued to lick her face, Lin Qian and Zhao Wu were discussing strange jokes.

Xiao Ziyin walked over after holding back for a long time, and finally told a cold joke: "One day, there was a child who kept walking, and came to a place where there were so many ghosts."

"..."

After the silence, Chen Zixin raised his head and looked at Xiao Ziyin expressionlessly: "Where did that child go? What happened afterwards? Are all the ghosts dead?"

Xiao Ziyin's cold joke did not make everyone laugh, but Chen Zixin's question made everyone laugh, including Xiao Ziyin who was embarrassed.

Seeing that everyone couldn't make Chen Zixin laugh, Gu Su'an couldn't help wondering whether what Ye Shixun said could make the ice cube man laugh successfully.

When Chen Zixin saw Gu Suan approaching, she became nervous.I always feel that Gu Su'an looks at her with malicious intentions.Sure enough, Gu Su'an whispered something in Chen Zixin's ear, and after three seconds of "petrochemical" Chen Zixin burst into laughter.

"Boss, it must be you who said it. Ahaha, I am dying of laughter. This matter cannot be tolerated, boss...you are too cruel." Chen Zixin wiped away the tears from laughing, looked at Ye Shixun at the side, Ye Shixun Shi Xun shrugged his shoulders like 'I don't know anything'.

Everyone was very curious about what Gu Suan said to Chen Zixin, what could make that ice cube man laugh.

When Gu Suan was about to speak, Chen Zixin suddenly smiled and said, "I'll say it, I'll say it."

Then Chen Zixin coughed softly, cleared her throat and said, "When I started live streaming and playing games, no one was willing to form a team with me on the first day, so I brought in a friend who is an author. She usually doesn't like Playing games, that day was also the first time she came into contact with games. Finally, after she took me to kneel for fifteen consecutive times, the computer... blew up. Ahaha, you must not be able to imagine what it would be like to kneel for fifteen consecutive times. I was full of people Five kills, she can lead me to lose fifteen games in a row, hahaha, I have never seen such a pit in my life. In the end, my live broadcast room became popular, because the most pitiful comrade in history was born, hahaha .”

Everyone couldn't imagine where Chen Zixin's laughter was, but Ye Shixun knew it.That day Chen Zixin was so angry that she smashed the computer.Afterwards, Xiao Lian was still complacent: "Huh╭(╯^╰)╮, how about the champion? Who won't win? If you are capable, you keep losing...Come on, come on, hit me."

Later, Xiao Lian was hospitalized for two months, during which time he did not touch any electronic products.

After this incident, Chen Zixin would laugh every time she recalled how Xiao Lian was beaten up by her. Sometimes Chen Zixin would wake up laughing if she talked to her when she was dreaming.

And this incident became the pain of Xiao Lian's life.

In the end, of course, Gu Su'an won, but in order to play tricks on the air, the crew cut the words Chen Zixin said during the broadcast. After all, ordinary people really don't know what she is laughing at.

When going back to rest at night, Gu Su'an sat on the bed and looked at Ye Shixun who came out of the wash and was about to sleep.

"Ah Xun, what the hell is Chen Zixin laughing at today?" Gu Suan was still curious about this.

Ye Shixun shook his head and smiled, "The Buddha said, don't say it."

"Ah?" Seeing that Ye Shixun was cheating on her, Gu Suan threw himself on Ye Shixun's bed and pressed Ye Shixun down: "Say it?"

Ye Shixun looked as if he would rather die than submit: "Don't tell... unless you kiss me, I will tell you."

Gu Suan hesitated for a while, as if he was thinking about the possibility of Ye Shixun speaking.While hesitating, Ye Shixun suddenly turned over and pressed Gu Suan under him: "Kiss me, and I'll tell you."

Gu Su'an raised his head slightly and pressed a kiss on Ye Shixun's cheek, then asked curiously: "Can you tell me now? What the hell is Chen Zixin laughing at today?"

"Thinking about other women in my bed?" Ye Shixun exhaled a little harder, and leaned against Gu Su'an's neck: "Did you never think that I would be jealous?"

The sudden heat made Gu Su'an feel a little uncomfortable, and he stretched out his hand to push Ye Shixun: "You said you would tell me if you kissed me. Now you are contradicting your promise."

"No, I'm just jealous. I'm not in the mood to say that my girlfriend doesn't love me anymore, and she's thinking about other women in my bed." Ye Shixun didn't show the slightest hint of being jealous, but instead enjoyed himself in Gu Su'an's eyes. Rubbing on his body, he found a comfortable position and lay down with peace of mind.

Gu Su'an felt that he was being entangled by scoundrels, so he stretched out his hand and pushed, but Ye Shixun even imprisoned his hands.Ye Shixun raised his head slightly and looked at Gu Suan, speechless.

"Ah Xun, get out of the way. I'm going to sleep." Gu Su'an panicked at the sight of Ye Shixun, and quickly found an excuse to leave.

Ye Shixun shook his head: "No, just sleep here."

Gu Suan blurted out: "This is a single bed, it will be very crowded when we sleep together."

Ye Shixun didn't move at all, but Gu Suan messed up his clothes while struggling, Ye Shixun could see the softness of Gu Suan's chest when he looked up.

Ye Shixun smiled wickedly at her, then opened his mouth and stepped forward to bite her lightly.

"Huh? Ah Xun, you..." Gu Su'an called her in disbelief.

Ye Shixun didn't respond, he just let go of Gu Su'an's hands, but he became even more unscrupulous.

"Let go, Ah Xun. Get up." Gu Su'an pushed and pushed, Ye Shixun raised his head and looked at Gu Su'an after having had enough fun: "Sleep with me."

The determination in the tone made Gu Su'an forget to refute. After nodding, Ye Shixun excitedly placed a kiss on Gu Su'an's lips: "Go to sleep."

The next day, when Gu Suan woke up, he saw Ye Shixun lying on his side.

"Are you awake?" Ye Shixun approached Gu Su'an, hugged him tightly and said, "Do you want to sleep for a while?"

Gu Suan shook his head: "Get up, today's task is to form a one-day couple with your partner. It feels like the crew will dig holes for us."

"What are you afraid of? We just don't get along as usual." Ye Shixun followed the entertainment circle, but still didn't understand reality shows.

Gu Suan chuckled and said: "It's not that simple, we definitely can't get along as usual. After all, before participating in this show, the public only defined us as the actress of "Water Mirror", and "Water Mirror" investors."

Ye Shixun frowned, as if it was true.

"Besides, you were exposed not long ago to be homosexual, but later clarified that you are senior homophobic. In addition, you are afraid of the camera, do you think we can really get along as usual today?