The marketing account says you like me

Dong Xiaowei reunited with his mysterious junior high school friend in the entertainment circle. As a Faxiao, I don’t know anything about it. This is Faxiao’s dereliction of duty. I’m so sorry for the pair of crotch pants we’ve been wearing for 20 years.

But no matter how I insinuate, step by step, intimidate and lure...Dong Xiaowei keeps silent about that mysterious classmate, and his tone is so strict that he doesn't look like him anymore. You know, his big mouth made my nickname "Er Mao" known all over the Internet of.

I felt deeply jealous, and even wondered for a moment if I had a crush on Dong Xiaowei.

"Brother Ermao! The toilet is out of paper! Bring the paper!!!"

I take the paper away.

...Thinking too much, I definitely don't have any evil thoughts about the big white butt that I've seen since I was a child.

"You tell who that person is, and I'll give you the paper."

"Si Jingruo, you've learned badly! My heart hurts for my father!" Dong Xiaowei clutched his belly and leaned against the toilet, and finally gave way, "Well, let's exchange."

"In exchange for what?"

"You tell me how far you and Brother Sun have gone, and I'll tell you who he is."

I passed the paper to him through the crack of the door, "Teacher Zhou and I are! Pure! A man-male relationship!"

Dong Xiaowei did his part, "Then me and...um, teacher too! We have a pure classmate relationship!"

I was stunned: "I didn't think you two were pure classmates, huh? Could it be that you also..."

Dong Xiaowei and the two were confused, "I thought you kept asking me because you suspected that I was messing around outside... No, what about me?"

I lined up in a daze: "You have a guilty conscience because you are messing around outside, suspecting that I think you are messing around outside? So you really fucked outside?"

Dong Xiaowei was so ignorant that he killed a thousand enemies and hurt himself eight hundred: "You explain 'yes' first, you say I messed up, then you mess up too, you fucked with Brother Sun?!!"

I was so dazed that my brain trembled into a salty tofu brain: "I did it too, and you did it too?"

Sitting in rows under the tree, you and me under the tree.

After a long silence.

"I'm off to see Thieves."

"Go ahead, I'll digest it on the toilet."

"...?"

In the Chinese reading comprehension arena, Dong Xiaowei and I got each other's 50 points, and each entered the logical death emergency room.

The logical dead time lasted until Zhou Qiuxun sent me a WeChat message at 1 am.

Z: Arrived.

Z: Are you asleep?

Z: You didn't wait for me to report your safety?

Z: Failed.

Z: Cute cat hits someone angrily.jpg

ZRetract a message

Z: Grumpy cat hits people angrily.jpg

Z: good night

I'm typing in the input box: I didn't sleep.

delete.

--I slept.

delete.

——I'm going to bed right now, good night.

delete.

— All the best, my dear friend.Five-color colorful words.JPG

good!this one!

Greetings without losing politeness, kindness without losing friendliness.

Grandpa Xiong's emoticon pack is really easy to use.

Zhou Qiufeng replied in seconds.

Z: super fierce.JPG

Z: I am a ruthless executioner.JPG

Z: Did you see this claw, you might die like this.JPG

Z: Your bully snaps his fingers at you.JPG

Z: There is a little tiredness in the lovely smile.JPG

Zhou·Zhen emoticon big household·Qiu Falcon.

It even has my emoji!

In the last GIF, I smiled and sighed, with the cat ears and cat nose that is very popular nowadays, which I saw on the Internet before.

I searched the Internet to find out what it means when the other party keeps sending emoticons while chatting.

Best answer: It means that the other party doesn't want to chat anymore.

I searched again to find out what the other person meant when he posted his emoji.

Best answer: Attract attention and find topics. At this time, posting interesting emoticons can make the chat go on happily.

I:? ? ?To talk or not to talk?

... Zhou Qiuying's mind is really harder to guess than Big Lotto.

I switched back to the chat page, asked Dong Xiaowei for a few Zhou Qiuying emoticons, and forwarded them to Zhou Qiuying.

——Zhou Qiufeng: Withdraw.JPG

——Zhou Qiuxun: If I look at you like this, you may be handsome to death.JPG

——Zhou Qiusun: Come into my arms.JPG

——Zhou Qiuxun: Say one more word to kiss you.JPG

——Hehe, I also have a brother.

Such a cautious method of Baidu first and then chat, can't go wrong.

After a while.

Z:……

Z: don't go back

Z: go to bed

How about the agreed chat going on happily? ? ?

Sure enough, surfing the Internet is not reliable!

I stared at Zhou Qiuying's head in disappointment for a while—wait a minute, that, let's talk...why do I want to have a pleasant chat with him?