The marketing account says you like me

Every man should have fantasized about such a scene - a gentle and virtuous wife is cooking breakfast for you, the morning light is jumping on her hair and eyelashes, you walk over and take her into your arms, whispering good morning to her. Ann... what a romantic, warm and affectionate scene.

I thought I would have this opportunity after I got married at 30.

I never expected that so many years in advance, my dream would be fulfilled on a tough man!

Although it is late at night, although the waist I am holding is not soft at all, although to be precise, I am lying on Zhou Qiuying's back like a koala bear, it is not romantic, warm and affectionate at all, if I am a man with a clear mind , the current scene should be very funny.

But I convinced myself, I'm drunk, I'm acting, I can do whatever I want!

I hugged Zhou Qiuxun's waist without letting go, the skin on the tip of my nose smelled sweet after bathing, it smelled so good, I secretly took a few more breaths like a sneaky pervert, that cat named "Handsome" He squatted at my feet and looked at me with contempt.

When I was surfing the Internet before, I saw a word called "cat smoking addiction", saying "Sucking cats once a day, thinking about cats all the time, cherishing life, quitting cats scientifically", I don't know if there are such serious consequences of smoking bamboo shoots.

I imagined that a reporter would interview me in the future.

Reporter: Have you ever heard of a creature like Zhou Qiu Falcon?

Me: At the time, I didn’t think too much about it. I just thought he was an ordinary, good-looking man. I’ve met many good-looking men and women. I never thought of smoking them. I never thought that I would be addicted to smoking bamboo shoots. Take the play "Beacon".

Reporter: What were you thinking when you smoked bamboo shoots for the first time?

Me: He thought I was drunk, so I pretended to be drunk in order to survive, and then I would be broken when I drank, and he ran naked in front of me, oh not physically, oh the body is similar... In short, it is just a change Becoming another Zhou Qiuying, a devil’s voice appeared in my heart at that time: Take a sip and see, and then I couldn’t help taking the second and third sips...

Reporter: Will you continue to smoke bamboo shoots in the future?

Me: I think it depends on the right time, place and people. The bamboo shoots are usually very cold, so I must not be allowed to suck them. I am also a person who wants to save face. I will definitely not say: Please let me hug and suck. One inhalation, let's see when I get drunk again, oh no, Zhou Qiusun thought I was drunk after drinking, but actually I wasn't drunk.Sucking bamboo shoots all depends on acting skills, I'm still on the way...

"Why are you giggling all the time?" Zhou Qiuxun finished frying eggs and was throwing noodles into the pot. He stirred the long chopsticks neatly in his right hand, freeing his left hand to pinch my face, "I only cried last time, this time Si Jingruo, who can only laugh this time, has two faces when drunk, Si Jingruo."

You are not two faces, just because I want a fragment, you will show such a gentle and reliable big brother, and lure me into the criminal path of sucking bamboo shoots.

"Because my brother is kind to me, I am happy." I replied.

Zhou Qiuxun looked like I was worthless, and complained, "It's not good to give you a role, but it's not good to praise you. It's fine to cook you supper? According to your calculation, the best for you is the backstreet of the film and television city." Barbecue stall master?" The noodle soup in the pot boiled, and Zhou Qiuxun took out the noodle and covered it with a fried golden egg, which looked not only edible, but also delicious.

He, who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, really knows how to cook? !

"Stop hugging me, I'm covered in sweat, go and sit down." He put the noodles on the dining table, "Eat it while it's hot."

I took a sip, looked up at him in astonishment, and applauded him... well, I forgot to add salt.

Zhou Qiuzhen crossed his hands and cocked his tail, very proud, "It's delicious, it's comparable to a Michelin chef, with Brother Sun in hand, I have the world, it's not just bragging."

...Actually, there is still a certain gap with Michelin, but Zhou Qiuxun's happy and inflated appearance is so vivid that people can't bear to hit him.

"Oh, that's right!" Zhou Qiuxun went to the side and took the phone, turned on the camera and pointed it at me, "In case you forget me again, leave evidence, Si Jingruo, is the noodles that brother made for you delicious?"

I couldn't laugh or cry, and I had to cheer him up, "It's delicious."

He probably thought the shooting was very interesting, so he changed the angle and asked, "Who brought you back?"

Me: "You."

So childish!

Zhou Qiuxun: "Do I treat you well?"

I'm good."

Zhou Qiuxun: "Then do you like me?"

I took out the standard smile and full sincerity of the silly son of the landlord's family.

"I like it very much, my favorite brother."

Zhou Qiuxun's hands trembled and he coughed.

"As an actor?"

I categorically retorted, "No."

Zhou Qiuxun clicked his tongue, "Then what is that for?"

"As a man!"

I put down my chopsticks, put my hands on my knees, and said seriously to the camera.

"Brother, if you are willing to be sworn brothers with me Taoyuan three times, oh two sworn brothers, let's worship Guan Gong! I will be your brother from now on!"

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Zhou Qiuxun's gentle and reliable big brother image comes and goes as soon as he says he wants to, and he doesn't record any videos anymore. He sits cross-legged on the carpet holding his handsome man in a huff, and would rather lick the cat than me... This sentence is weird Yes, he scratched his chin for the cat and ignored me.

After I finished eating the noodles, I didn't even waste the noodle soup. I rubbed it with my belly, and said roguely, "Brother, why are you angry? Why, why, why?"

Zhou Qiuxun pressed me on the carpet, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you kidding me?"

I thought he knew I was pretending to be drunk, and the cold sweat rolled down my back.

Zhou Qiuxuan then asked, "Who the hell wants to have a socialist brotherhood with you? Are you straight, do you like me, and who can stand calling me brother in such a harmless manner? My brother? God damn it Brother? You have to force me to fuck you for a reaction arc before you can circle back to the Pacific Ocean?"

After he lost his temper, he let me go dejectedly, "Forget it, I'm talking fart to you, a drunkard. The last time I finished talking, I forgot it when I got up early in the morning. You don't have a conscience. Go to sleep."

I lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling and thought for a while. It was the warmth of the bowl of clear soup and white water that confused me. The time went back to an hour ago. I was pressed under him and was about to bloom.

I figured out the contradiction. I have been alone for too long and I want a family too much. I regard Zhou Qiuxuan as my brother, but he wants to talk to me about orthopedics... 噫 This statement is too unsocialistic and perverted.

But I don't understand why he likes my ass?Could it be that you like me?Impossible, impossible, how could he like me!Feel so good about yourself!It must be because he has been single for so many years and has not found a suitable one, just the one Dong Xiaowei said!It's normal, relieve desire!Didn't he help me before? This kind of thing should be reciprocal and beneficial. I care about my comfort, so he must be angry...

And the feeling of being inserted into the ass should be similar to an injection, if it is similar to an injection...

I hesitated and tugged at the corner of Zhou Qiuzhen's clothes, and raised the white flag to apply for reconciliation, "Brother, don't be angry, why don't you fuck me up?"