The marketing account says you like me

"If you can offend three people at the same time in a 10-minute audition, your baby is also a genius." Dong Xiaowei raised his chubby hand and gave me a thumbs up. He sighed and planted a flag waving in the wind in my life, "Forget it , it would be great for a person like you to play a young man in our theater for a lifetime."

"What do you call someone like me?" His words were so profound that I couldn't tell whether it was a compliment or a derogation for a moment. The key point was, "I am immortal, and I can still play the role of a young man for a lifetime."

"Let me make an analogy, young master! Can you not be so serious every time? Talking to you is really tiring." Dong Xiaowei is worthy of the name of the villain in our school, and his face changes so quickly.

Afterwards, this matter was mixed up with a few words and gags.

Later, I also occasionally looked through the information or interviews of that actor, and reminisced about the fairy beauty I saw that day.

To use a popular saying nowadays, Zhou Qiuxun, although he can rely on his appearance for a living, he relies on his talent. The 17-year-old model debuted, starred in the famous gay movie "My Summer" in M ​​country, won the best actor, became the youngest actor, and became popular in China. Since then, the star has been known as the "box office gold" reputation, three years Before the heyday, he announced his retirement and went to M country to study for a director's degree. It can be said that he is the No. 1 talent in the entertainment industry...

After reading all this, I just had one thought, and turned around to ask Dong Xiaowei, "Do you know Zhou Qiusun?"

Dong Xiaowei was taking off his makeup and rubbing his face: "Isn't this nonsense, who wouldn't know Zhou Qiusun?"

Me: "... oh"

Dong Xiaowei: "Why are you asking this? You don't want to chase stars, do you? Don't, chase stars for a while, and hit the crematorium."

... Comrade, listen to this, do you have a story?

I silently closed the computer page, "No, I just want to say that this person is so popular, I didn't even know it before, and it seems that his reputation is in vain."

Dong Xiaowei was suddenly excited, and his stomach twitched three times: "If he is famous in vain, who would dare to be famous in the entire entertainment circle, just like you, who doesn't watch movies, buy magazines, gossip news, even an old antique like you who doesn't even have a smartphone." I don't know if he is good, plus he doesn't like endorsements and advertisements, he only focuses on filming..."

... Comrade, I seem to know your story.

After this conversation, I decided to let the fact that the person I offended was Zhou Qiusun die in my stomach. I was afraid that Dong Xiaowei, a hidden movie fan, would fight me to the death and crush me to death with his fat.

The audition is over, and the air conditioner in the theater is broken again, and the last batch of audiences who sleep on the air conditioner and watch the drama will be driven away, and they want to replace the ten-year-old central air conditioner in the entire theater with a new one Yes, I scraped together the ledgers and turned them over and didn't save enough. I was so overwhelmed that I went to the Cultural Affairs Commission several times and had the cheek to ask for this year's government subsidy in advance. The whole person is so tanned that the make-up artist is especially cold to me, asking me to apply more Dabao...

I thought that my peaceful life as a bankrupt boy would be restored, until I saw Xie Kui and Xie Kui sitting on the golden section line in the first row of the auditorium... a man in black clothes and black pants wearing a hat and sunglasses in a dimly lit theater Mask neuropathy.

After the curtain call, I went down to say hello, and Xie Kui held my hand tightly, "Little brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, I miss you so much, hahaha, today's performance is very exciting, but the lighting is a bit poor, look at me The little brother's face is black."

Me: ...No, I'm so dark in the first place.

Although I was holding hands with Xie Kui, I couldn't help but look at the person next to me. Although this person covered his face until he couldn't recognize him, but with this height, this body shape, and this big face that keeps radiating outward Demon King Temperament...

"Who is this?"

Xie Kui lowered his voice, "There are so many people with mixed eyes, why don't I go to your office to talk?"

It seems so, although I don’t know what it is for them to come all the way to my small theater to watch an anti-Japanese drama, but based on the principle that a visitor is a visitor, I warmly welcome them to the small garden behind the theater .

The office is used as a warehouse for props, and I rarely go there myself.

At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, the sky was still bright, Xie Kui showed regret as soon as he went out, and he wanted to go back to the theater to talk, at least there was air conditioning - but it was a waste of electricity bills to turn on the air conditioner for two people.

Me: "It's quiet here (although there are many mosquitoes), please tell me if you have anything to do."

Xie Kui is a good person, and I understand what I mean by making a long story short, "That's it, I don't know if you are still interested in that drama? Although you are a newcomer, we think you are the best candidate based on your camera sense and performance on the scene."

I smiled and asked back, "Didn't you say that I am not suitable for acting when I grow up like me?"

They probably think that this matter is a piece of cake for me, and condescending to invite me, a third-rate drama actor, will not be rejected no matter what.

But I am a person who seems to have a good temper. In fact, my personality is just like my father's, stubborn, stubborn and grudges.

Xie Kui wiped off his sweat in embarrassment, "Oh, it's our fault, little brother, you see, we also came here with sincerity." He elbowed the man next to him, "Qiu Falcon..."

"I misread it." The tightly wrapped man took off his mask and sunglasses irritably, "After removing your makeup, you look just average."

I:……

#司二毛气#