The marketing account says you like me

"Oh, little brother, I'm really sorry to let you run so far. I was going to pick you up, but unfortunately there are too many things at hand, and I really can't get away. Huh? What are you doing sitting on the ground again?"

It was broad daylight when I saw Xie Kui again. The makeup on his face was covered with powder, stuck in the nasolabial folds. He was using a powder puff to save it, but the effect was minimal.

I stood up awkwardly.In the morning, I took the bus for three hours to this film and television city, and was led to the dressing room by the staff. After that, no one said a word to me, and all the staff passing by had the words "The King of Hades will drive to the earth" on their faces. I was so overwhelmed with the panicked look of "going to explode", so I didn't bother them and found a corner to rest.

Xie Kui didn't feel embarrassed, and put on a dry pink face and said loudly, "Xiao Liu, call two makeup artists, I found a big baby to try on Ji Jiangrong! Newcomer! Yes, yes! I will take care of Qiu Falcon. "

"..." The group of zombies who looked like doomsday zombies, the staff who didn't give me the corner of the eye suddenly came alive! "I fucking thought it was a supporting role test!", "Grass the grass and let the newcomer directly! Is Xie Tutu completely driven crazy by the prince?" "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and put on makeup! There are only 10 minutes!"

I was dazed the whole time, two burly elder sisters pushed me onto a chair, and one of them pinched me directly, "I haven't had plastic surgery."

"No." I was frightened by the tough folk customs of this place and my heart trembled, and I tried to keep calm.

"The skin of young people is good! It's so tender, tsk tsk."

I can only, "Thank...thank you?"

"Hahahahahahahaha he said thank you, so obedient and cute!"

"Little friend, I wish you a successful audition! A little fresh meat like you, my sister is willing to turn a hundred a day!"

"Remember to remove your makeup! You must remove your makeup! You can't let this little face get acne!"

I can't help but miss the cold face of the make-up artist who only "raise your head, close your eyes, open your eyes, and make your mouth bigger" in the play.

After I put on my makeup and put it on, the world was finally quiet for a while.

Being stared at by strangers on the stage, and being watched by strangers now, the feeling is still different, the villain in my heart has already hid in the cloakroom and shivered, I firmly looked straight ahead and said, "What... what's wrong? is there a problem?"

"I just came in dressed too rustically and didn't notice..."

"What kind of fairy face is this?!"

"Mama, thank you, bald, where did you find the big baby!"

"This is Ji Jiangrong, the number one beauty in Pingcheng is real!"

"I found it, I found it at last! The prince will replace me again!" One person swore solemnly holding up a cup of milk tea, "Drink milk tea immediately and commit suicide!!!"

I:……

It's scary and I want to go home.

woohoo.

Xie bald... Xie Kui came over, and compared with the crying people beside him, he was more normal. He held my hand with tears in his eyes, "My friend, the audition script has been sent to you yesterday, the lines Are you ready?"

What Xie Kui gave me was a short passage from the script. The story took place in the Republic of China. Ji Jianghai and Ji Jiangrong are a pair of half-brothers who are loyal to each master. Today I want to audition for a very simple dialogue scene: two Before the brothers broke up, the younger brother Ji Jiangrong asked his elder brother Ji Jianghai why he was with the warlord. He was half probing and half questioning, trying to find out where his brother was going.In addition, the director and the leading actors have not disclosed it to me. I don't even know the name of the movie. The confidentiality work is very professional.

Memorizing the lines is a basic skill, I nodded: "I'm familiar with it."

"Okay! Just act as you do on stage, don't be nervous, don't be nervous, don't be nervous."

You look more nervous than me...

I held him back with some doubts, "Mr. Xie, I'm not nervous."

"That's good, that's good, come with me." Xie Kui wiped away tears that didn't exist, and took me out of the dressing room. When I came, I saw several scene rooms that had been built. The props inside are extremely detailed, and many of them are almost fake. I think that the props in our theater are either old or crudely made.

Hey, it's nice to have money.

Here, Xie Kui saw that I was silent, maybe thought I was nervous, and enlightened me, "Ji Jianghai will try the scene with you in person in a while, and he has a bad temper, but don't be stressed, Act as you want."

Playing with people is easier than acting without real objects, and I am also confident that I will not be pressured by others, so I relaxed a little and replied, "Well, good."

Xie Kui hesitated to speak, but didn't say anything more.

Later it proved how naive I was to think it would be easy, a lot of naive.

Xie Kui pushed open the door, the room was very big, there were about twenty people inside, all of them turned their heads to look at me.

And I saw the man in the middle of the room at a glance, looking at each other for a moment, it seemed that there was a summer wind that had not completely dissipated, wrapped in a woody fragrance of cedar, and it couldn't help but forcefully rushed to my face.

For the first time in my life, I know that a person can grow so tall that everyone around him can be directly blurred into a background board...

"Qiu Falcon, this person is the boss..." Xie Kui rubbed his hands and said cautiously.

"No." The man glanced at me, turned his eyes away in disgust, and said firmly.

I:"……"

"Why not, you have to let him try first..."

"Looking like this, I can't act."

I:"……"

"next."

I:"……"

Xie Kui looked at me apologetically, "Sorry..."

I spent 18 yuan on the bus for three hours and was pinched by the elder sisters, touched my hands and put on such a thick outfit!You just want to send me away by saying "I can't act when I grow up like this"?It looks amazing!Do you think that leek said I can't act? ? ?When I was on stage at the age of one, I started to read lines at the age of three, and when I was playing Sanmao at the age of six, I lost a piece of hair on the way and became Ermao.

I am angry from the gut!

I!

"elder brother!"

I tried my best to smile silly and sweetly, and jumped towards him innocently and cutely, as if I finally found my favorite brother when I was lost, and I gave him a long-lost reunion hug.

"I found you."