The world is a zoo

The program of the welcome party seems to be full of gimmicks, but it is actually trying to be funny. The overall mediocrity is mixed with a few hot spots, and the viewing is average. It can still be used to recognize people.

Lin Yi's soy sauce show was a sketch, and it was very high in the queue. The little girls in the class swapped the male and female roles on a whim, and the effect was not bad. The three girls exaggeratedly played the legendary suave "Three Musketeers of Finance" , the kind who flirts with good women and men at every turn.

Lin Yi played the handsome boy who innocently passed by and was molested.He was wearing an elegant and hazy veil, which he had just fought for backstage, on the grounds that "the moment you take off the veil is more eye-catching than showing your face as soon as you come on stage", the senior sister agreed to his proposal Request, I have to say that his ability to confuse people with lies is inherited from his ancestors.

He and Xu Zeyang passed by weakly and coquettishly... Anyway, these few steps, Lin Yi walked very distorted, awkward and a little stiff, making the audience on the ground start giggling, and was aroused full of curiosity, Is emotion, the legendary newcomer, or a physical disability?

In the commotion of the audience, Qi Lin with a stern face seemed out of place. He stared at the soft curly hair, drank up the pink strawberry milkshake, felt very impatient and felt the vibration behind him again, Qi Lin turned his head , "Is it so funny?"

"Hahahaha I'm sorry man, I'm a bit low-spirited." Zhang Yunyun smiled frowningly, "I can't remember how many times I remember, giggling giggling."

"..." Qi Lin held his forehead.

When Lin Yi walked to the middle of the stage, a chivalrous woman jumped out according to the plot, and reached out to remove his shadowy mask. At that moment, Lin Yi felt like a light was on his back, and the audience couldn't help but hold their breath.

The mask was removed in an exaggerated slow motion, revealing a face... white with red, red with black and blue under the light.

The audience burst into laughter.

Qi Lin twitched the corner of his mouth: "...you're so stupid."

Could this guy be a pig spirit?

As if responding to his guess, Zhang Yunyun behind him slapped her thigh wildly while laughing loudly.

Qi Lin just felt very bad.

The young lady who uncovered Lin Yi's veil on the stage was also dumbfounded. You must know that before going on stage, everyone knew that Qi Lin was here and they were frantically touching up their makeup. Lamented that the competition has been so fierce these days?Looking at it this way, Lin Yi really wanted to make big news.

The young lady immediately recovered from the shock, pinched the veil that had suddenly become tricky and said according to the lines: "Hey, beautiful man, how about being my boyfriend?"

Everyone at the bottom: "Hahahahahaha I'm afraid I'm not a blind man, the taste is a bit heavy."

"Damn it, hate it." Lin Yi stammered, lowered his head, and ran away.

The young lady on the stage was still pretending to be very intoxicated and caressing his lost veil, recalling Lin Yi's refreshing appearance on weekdays and sighing that she is such a shy beauty.

Lin Yi ran off the stage and sneaked a glance at the audience when he returned to the backstage.

Qi Lin is no longer there.

He was relieved anyway, maybe people thought the show was boring and left long ago, and besides, he painted his face like this... he shouldn't be able to recognize it, right?

Lin Yi glanced in that direction again, and felt that the audience was full of laughing staggering audiences, and it seemed that the seat where Qi Lin had sat was even more empty, and he could see it at a glance.

"Brother, you are too open-minded hahaha." The friends waiting in the backstage couldn't help laughing when they saw Lin Yi, so he had to borrow makeup remover from his senior sister in embarrassment, and ran to the back of the lecture hall with his head down. Fortunately, everyone is watching the show at the moment, and there is no one in the toilet.

Even with the makeup remover, this makeup is still very difficult to wash off. Lin Yi rubbed his face until it was almost bald, thinking what kind of evil he had done, every time he met that scumbag, nothing good would happen.

Lin Yi wiped his wet face and wiped his wet bangs aside, he opened his eyes with difficulty, raised his head to look at himself in the mirror, who knew that the big mirror reflected Qi Lin!

"Wow!" Lin Yi was frightened suddenly, his legs softened and he almost knelt down. He turned his head to face Qi Lin who stood behind him without a sound of footsteps, his lips trembled and he couldn't complete a sentence. Come on.

Heck!

Qi Lin looked at his round and bright eyes, the eye circles were a little pink because of the water, his chubby cheeks were also red from his vigorous rubbing, and the front of his clothes was wet a lot, It was slightly see-through when it was attached to his chest, outlining his thin body line.

That thrill of excitement came again.

Qi Lin stared fixedly at Lin Yi's red eyes, and now he felt that the real body in front of him might be a curly-haired rabbit, but Qi Lin's patience had come to an end, he was too lazy to guess what species Lin Yi was, He said it was a rabbit, and Lin Yi was a rabbit.

A timid and delicious curly rabbit, it really suits his taste.

Lin Yi couldn't look away from Qi Lin's gaze at all. He was horrified to find that Qi Lin's original gray pupils suddenly shrank into sharp vertical pupils of beasts!

With a "boom", Lin Yi's legs softened and he sat down on the ground.

Die, die, die!

The author has something to say: It's finally a holiday, and it's really hard to love from work to New Year's Eve.

I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day, and I wish you all an early year here.whee.