Sunshine Otaku
Chapter 2 1 Accidentally impulsive
Seeing a person suddenly appearing from behind the bushes, the boy hurriedly took a few steps back and stammered, "You, you, why are you here?"
Yang Can swaggered over, and every time he took a step forward, the boy would take a step back, looking timid, his face full of tension and suspicion.Yang Can started to play tricks on him, and said, "I..." Then he suddenly took a big step forward, and purposely shouted at him, "He came before you!"
"Wow!!!" The boy was so frightened that he strode back. As a result, his legs trembled, his center of gravity was unstable, and he sat down on the ground. On the bridge of his nose, his mouth was open, his eyes were full of horror, and he was already speechless.
Yang Can burst out laughing again, he had never seen such a ridiculous scene before, he laughed so hard that he almost couldn't straighten up.He managed to slow down, stared at the boy on the ground who was still at a loss and said with a smile: "Are you stupid?"
The boy's face was flushed, and only then did he think of stretching out his hand to straighten his glasses.He wanted to make an angry expression, but the actual effect was like a rabbit trying to bite someone in a hurry, and it still looked limp.He raised his head and gave Yang Can a stare—let's call it a stare, and said, "You're stupid!"
After the boy finished speaking, he put his hands on the ground and wanted to stand up. Yang Can leaned over and gave him a hand. After the boy stood up, he patted the dust on his buttocks. He asked in a whisper, "Just, did you hear it just now?"
Yang Can nodded indifferently: "Yeah."
The boy's face turned red again: "How can you eavesdrop on other people's conversations?"
Yang Can said dissatisfiedly: "I told you just now, I came first, besides, you didn't clear the venue before you confessed to others."
That boy can basically be judged to be a clumsy fellow, at this moment he couldn't speak up to Yang Can, bit his lip and complained in a low voice: "What's so funny."
"I think it's quite funny." Yang Can deliberately looked the boy up and down, "I really can't tell, you still want to chase Song Ying."
The boy in front of him is of medium height and looks mediocre. His bangs are sticking to his forehead in a mess, and there are a few clumps of stubborn hair on his head. On the bridge of his nose is a pair of big black-rimmed glasses. His eyes are dull, and the lenses are too thick. Like a distorting mirror, his originally small eyes looked even more distorted.Looking further down, the upper body is a dusty cardigan hoodie, the T-shirt inside is printed with a few anime girls' heads, the lower body is a pair of washed white jeans, and the feet are dirty and unrecognizable. Out of color sneakers, the laces are loose on one side.From head to toe, from inside to outside, it looks like a textbook-level dead house.
Such a person wants to chase after Song Ying, and even saying that a toad wants to eat swan meat is as polite as a compliment.
However, this person was too dull, and couldn't hear the teasing in Yang Can's words, so he said stupidly: "Can't you see it, but what I said just now is quite obvious."
Yang Can raised his forehead, this person is so stunned, is he innocent or unforgivably stupid?He changed the question and asked him: "Which college are you from?"
The boy replied, "Cimu."
Yang Can sighed in his heart, no wonder, it's dirt and wood.He asked again: "For someone like you, you just stay in the dormitory and play games all day long. How do you know Song Ying?"
When Song Ying was mentioned, the boy was a little shy again. He grabbed the hem of his clothes with his fingers and said embarrassedly: "Last semester's Christmas Eve, there was a social party between the outer courtyard and our college..."
Yang Can thought to himself, there are so many girls in the outer courtyard, and he only picked the oiran to start, this guy is also very ambitious.Although they are strangers to each other, Yang Can persuaded out of the conscience of an upright college student: "It is fate to meet you here today. Let me advise you with a few words of truth. If you really want to find a girlfriend, you should choose a girlfriend." For a more realistic goal, if you find the right person and use the right method, you may be able to pick up a dead mouse, but a girl like Song Ying is not something you can imagine, so don't waste your energy and give up as soon as possible."
The boy was stunned for a while, and asked, "Can't I like her?"
"You can like her, but don't expect her to be your girlfriend."
The boy lowered his head: "She said we can be friends."
Yang Can immediately asked him a bunch of questions: "Can you repair computers? Can you carry luggage? Are you queuing for meals? Are you occupying a seat in the library? Are you always ready to pay the bill?"
The boy looked at him in bewilderment: "Why..."
"They say you're stupid." Yang Can hated iron for nothing, "That's what her so-called 'friends' do. She occasionally gives you sweet treats in order to make you be willing to do her a favor for her. It satisfies vanity and makes life easier. There are too many people like you, and they don't take you seriously at all, and they don't even remember your name. You are still friends, and the spare tire is almost the same, so you just So are you willing to play with her?"
Hearing that the goddess in his heart was slandered like this, the boy suddenly became a little angry: "You, you are talking nonsense! Song Ying is not such a person."
"Then tell me, what kind of person is she? How long have you known her? How much contact have you had with her before today? How do you know that she really wants to be your friend instead of treating you as a backup?"
The boy couldn't answer, so he had to retort: "Then why do you say that about her? Do you know her?"
Yang Can now has more confidence: "I really know her."
Although the relationship between him and Song Ying can only be regarded as a friend of a friend of a friend, most of the people in this circle are people who are somewhat famous in the school. He can see that there are too many girls who are highly sought after like Song Ying. He has the faults he just listed, so even though he is not familiar with Song Ying, it does not affect his judgment on her based on his past experience.
The boy was really surprised to hear him say that, and asked cautiously: "Then, does Song Ying really have many... spare tires?"
Yang Can actually didn't know, but he still replied vaguely: "Yes."
The boy immediately lowered his head, looking very frustrated: "How could it be..."
"Okay." Yang Can patted him on the shoulder, comforting the little classmate who had just lost love, "There is no grass in the end of the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, besides, it is a cherry blossom, think about it, there are many cherry blossom trees High, are you able to climb high, it would be good if you can pick a dogtail grass."
"Oh..." The boy sighed, "I really like her."
"There are many people who like her, not just you."
The boy tilted his head and imagined: "What does it feel like to be liked by many people..."
This Yang Can has the most right to speak. He smiled modestly and said, "That's it. On average, I get confessed once every three days. Every Valentine's Day, I stock up on a whole year's worth of chocolates. I walk on the road from time to time. Some people come to ask for a phone number, and every day someone asks for their health. If one day accidentally falls ill, the people who rush to take care of it will almost step down the threshold. Hey, it sounds beautiful, but it is actually quite annoying sometimes."
The boy snorted and asked, "Did Song Ying tell you?"
Yang Can suddenly felt a little angry: "What Song Ying, this is talking about myself!"
The boy looked him up and down: "It's you..."
A cluster of small flames appeared above Yang Can's head, and his voice became louder: "Why, it doesn't look like it!"
The boy stared at him blankly without speaking.
Yang Can calmed down and asked, "You don't know me?"
The boy shook his head: "Who are you?"
Yang Can cleared his throat: "I am Yang Can."
The boy slowly repeated the name: "Yang Can."
Yang Can clasped her hands in front of her chest triumphantly: "Remember now."
The boy stared at him and shook his head again.
"You!" Yang Can clenched his fists tightly, and the small flame that had just extinguished above his head suddenly sprang up again. Is there anyone in this school who doesn't know Yang Can?Just now he just got another passionate confession, and now he has encountered a blind eye?
Yang Can suppressed his anger and began to introduce his title: "Did you know that I was No.1 in the first handsome man and beautiful woman competition held by the school last year, and now my interview is still posted on the school website."
"Oh." Although the boy nodded this time, his eyes were full of righteous ignorance.
Yang Can's eyes started to burn, but he still forced himself to say in a good voice: "Have you watched the school's New Year's Eve party this year? Our band is responsible for the opening." He patted his chest, "The lead singer in front, I."
"Oh." The boy nodded again, with the same expression as before.
Yang Can couldn't hold back any longer, and said loudly to him, "Last year's top ten singers on campus, you should know this, right? I, the champion!" Seeing that boy's face was still dull, he finally broke out completely: "I was also a singer the year before last. Champion! I was also a champion the year before last! Since I entered university, I have been champion every year!"
The boy was obviously frightened by him, and said tremblingly: "Big, I didn't go to college the year before last."
Yang Can wanted to grab his shoulder and shake it vigorously to vent his anger towards this idiot. He felt that he had received extreme contempt today, a kind of contempt that did not follow the routine, was natural, and killed people invisible. However, as a qualified college student in the new era, Yang Can still tried his best to suppress his anger.He managed to calm himself down, tapped the boy's chest with his knuckles, and asked, "What's your name?"
The boy covered the place where Yang Can had just knocked with his hand, and said his name anxiously: "Peng Xiaochuan."
Yang Can snorted softly, mediocre, rustic, and without memory, it really is a name that suits him.He patted Peng Xiaochuan's face: "You like Song Ying, don't you? Want her to be your girlfriend, right? You don't even look in the mirror to see what you look like."
Peng Xiaochuan lowered his head, obviously being hit.
Yang Can continued: "As you are now, even if you persevere in chasing after another ten or eight years, it's useless. I don't know how many other cars have been replaced. You still have to be your spare tire honestly." Speaking of this, he suddenly paused: "But--"
The turning words and the elongated ending caught Peng Xiaochuan's attention without any surprise. He looked up at Yang Can, with curiosity and anticipation in his eyes, waiting for the next thing he said.
Yang Can suddenly smiled, and made an impulsive decision in this impulsive season: "I can help you catch her."
"Ah——" Peng Xiaochuan immediately opened his eyes and mouth, his face was full of surprise and disbelief.
Yang Can patted his head: "Just wait and see."
It doesn't matter that Peng Xiaochuan doesn't know him today, he will use his own strength to transform him step by step, and help him realize his unattainable wish step by step.Someday he'd have this guy's wholehearted adoration, he'd make him look up to himself with the most genuine admiration and gratitude in his eyes.
How far can he do it, and how far can he make this guy do it?Yang Can looked at this mediocre and rustic idiot in front of him who couldn't even speak well, and was excited by such a challenge just by imagining it.
so fun.
Yang Can swaggered over, and every time he took a step forward, the boy would take a step back, looking timid, his face full of tension and suspicion.Yang Can started to play tricks on him, and said, "I..." Then he suddenly took a big step forward, and purposely shouted at him, "He came before you!"
"Wow!!!" The boy was so frightened that he strode back. As a result, his legs trembled, his center of gravity was unstable, and he sat down on the ground. On the bridge of his nose, his mouth was open, his eyes were full of horror, and he was already speechless.
Yang Can burst out laughing again, he had never seen such a ridiculous scene before, he laughed so hard that he almost couldn't straighten up.He managed to slow down, stared at the boy on the ground who was still at a loss and said with a smile: "Are you stupid?"
The boy's face was flushed, and only then did he think of stretching out his hand to straighten his glasses.He wanted to make an angry expression, but the actual effect was like a rabbit trying to bite someone in a hurry, and it still looked limp.He raised his head and gave Yang Can a stare—let's call it a stare, and said, "You're stupid!"
After the boy finished speaking, he put his hands on the ground and wanted to stand up. Yang Can leaned over and gave him a hand. After the boy stood up, he patted the dust on his buttocks. He asked in a whisper, "Just, did you hear it just now?"
Yang Can nodded indifferently: "Yeah."
The boy's face turned red again: "How can you eavesdrop on other people's conversations?"
Yang Can said dissatisfiedly: "I told you just now, I came first, besides, you didn't clear the venue before you confessed to others."
That boy can basically be judged to be a clumsy fellow, at this moment he couldn't speak up to Yang Can, bit his lip and complained in a low voice: "What's so funny."
"I think it's quite funny." Yang Can deliberately looked the boy up and down, "I really can't tell, you still want to chase Song Ying."
The boy in front of him is of medium height and looks mediocre. His bangs are sticking to his forehead in a mess, and there are a few clumps of stubborn hair on his head. On the bridge of his nose is a pair of big black-rimmed glasses. His eyes are dull, and the lenses are too thick. Like a distorting mirror, his originally small eyes looked even more distorted.Looking further down, the upper body is a dusty cardigan hoodie, the T-shirt inside is printed with a few anime girls' heads, the lower body is a pair of washed white jeans, and the feet are dirty and unrecognizable. Out of color sneakers, the laces are loose on one side.From head to toe, from inside to outside, it looks like a textbook-level dead house.
Such a person wants to chase after Song Ying, and even saying that a toad wants to eat swan meat is as polite as a compliment.
However, this person was too dull, and couldn't hear the teasing in Yang Can's words, so he said stupidly: "Can't you see it, but what I said just now is quite obvious."
Yang Can raised his forehead, this person is so stunned, is he innocent or unforgivably stupid?He changed the question and asked him: "Which college are you from?"
The boy replied, "Cimu."
Yang Can sighed in his heart, no wonder, it's dirt and wood.He asked again: "For someone like you, you just stay in the dormitory and play games all day long. How do you know Song Ying?"
When Song Ying was mentioned, the boy was a little shy again. He grabbed the hem of his clothes with his fingers and said embarrassedly: "Last semester's Christmas Eve, there was a social party between the outer courtyard and our college..."
Yang Can thought to himself, there are so many girls in the outer courtyard, and he only picked the oiran to start, this guy is also very ambitious.Although they are strangers to each other, Yang Can persuaded out of the conscience of an upright college student: "It is fate to meet you here today. Let me advise you with a few words of truth. If you really want to find a girlfriend, you should choose a girlfriend." For a more realistic goal, if you find the right person and use the right method, you may be able to pick up a dead mouse, but a girl like Song Ying is not something you can imagine, so don't waste your energy and give up as soon as possible."
The boy was stunned for a while, and asked, "Can't I like her?"
"You can like her, but don't expect her to be your girlfriend."
The boy lowered his head: "She said we can be friends."
Yang Can immediately asked him a bunch of questions: "Can you repair computers? Can you carry luggage? Are you queuing for meals? Are you occupying a seat in the library? Are you always ready to pay the bill?"
The boy looked at him in bewilderment: "Why..."
"They say you're stupid." Yang Can hated iron for nothing, "That's what her so-called 'friends' do. She occasionally gives you sweet treats in order to make you be willing to do her a favor for her. It satisfies vanity and makes life easier. There are too many people like you, and they don't take you seriously at all, and they don't even remember your name. You are still friends, and the spare tire is almost the same, so you just So are you willing to play with her?"
Hearing that the goddess in his heart was slandered like this, the boy suddenly became a little angry: "You, you are talking nonsense! Song Ying is not such a person."
"Then tell me, what kind of person is she? How long have you known her? How much contact have you had with her before today? How do you know that she really wants to be your friend instead of treating you as a backup?"
The boy couldn't answer, so he had to retort: "Then why do you say that about her? Do you know her?"
Yang Can now has more confidence: "I really know her."
Although the relationship between him and Song Ying can only be regarded as a friend of a friend of a friend, most of the people in this circle are people who are somewhat famous in the school. He can see that there are too many girls who are highly sought after like Song Ying. He has the faults he just listed, so even though he is not familiar with Song Ying, it does not affect his judgment on her based on his past experience.
The boy was really surprised to hear him say that, and asked cautiously: "Then, does Song Ying really have many... spare tires?"
Yang Can actually didn't know, but he still replied vaguely: "Yes."
The boy immediately lowered his head, looking very frustrated: "How could it be..."
"Okay." Yang Can patted him on the shoulder, comforting the little classmate who had just lost love, "There is no grass in the end of the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, besides, it is a cherry blossom, think about it, there are many cherry blossom trees High, are you able to climb high, it would be good if you can pick a dogtail grass."
"Oh..." The boy sighed, "I really like her."
"There are many people who like her, not just you."
The boy tilted his head and imagined: "What does it feel like to be liked by many people..."
This Yang Can has the most right to speak. He smiled modestly and said, "That's it. On average, I get confessed once every three days. Every Valentine's Day, I stock up on a whole year's worth of chocolates. I walk on the road from time to time. Some people come to ask for a phone number, and every day someone asks for their health. If one day accidentally falls ill, the people who rush to take care of it will almost step down the threshold. Hey, it sounds beautiful, but it is actually quite annoying sometimes."
The boy snorted and asked, "Did Song Ying tell you?"
Yang Can suddenly felt a little angry: "What Song Ying, this is talking about myself!"
The boy looked him up and down: "It's you..."
A cluster of small flames appeared above Yang Can's head, and his voice became louder: "Why, it doesn't look like it!"
The boy stared at him blankly without speaking.
Yang Can calmed down and asked, "You don't know me?"
The boy shook his head: "Who are you?"
Yang Can cleared his throat: "I am Yang Can."
The boy slowly repeated the name: "Yang Can."
Yang Can clasped her hands in front of her chest triumphantly: "Remember now."
The boy stared at him and shook his head again.
"You!" Yang Can clenched his fists tightly, and the small flame that had just extinguished above his head suddenly sprang up again. Is there anyone in this school who doesn't know Yang Can?Just now he just got another passionate confession, and now he has encountered a blind eye?
Yang Can suppressed his anger and began to introduce his title: "Did you know that I was No.1 in the first handsome man and beautiful woman competition held by the school last year, and now my interview is still posted on the school website."
"Oh." Although the boy nodded this time, his eyes were full of righteous ignorance.
Yang Can's eyes started to burn, but he still forced himself to say in a good voice: "Have you watched the school's New Year's Eve party this year? Our band is responsible for the opening." He patted his chest, "The lead singer in front, I."
"Oh." The boy nodded again, with the same expression as before.
Yang Can couldn't hold back any longer, and said loudly to him, "Last year's top ten singers on campus, you should know this, right? I, the champion!" Seeing that boy's face was still dull, he finally broke out completely: "I was also a singer the year before last. Champion! I was also a champion the year before last! Since I entered university, I have been champion every year!"
The boy was obviously frightened by him, and said tremblingly: "Big, I didn't go to college the year before last."
Yang Can wanted to grab his shoulder and shake it vigorously to vent his anger towards this idiot. He felt that he had received extreme contempt today, a kind of contempt that did not follow the routine, was natural, and killed people invisible. However, as a qualified college student in the new era, Yang Can still tried his best to suppress his anger.He managed to calm himself down, tapped the boy's chest with his knuckles, and asked, "What's your name?"
The boy covered the place where Yang Can had just knocked with his hand, and said his name anxiously: "Peng Xiaochuan."
Yang Can snorted softly, mediocre, rustic, and without memory, it really is a name that suits him.He patted Peng Xiaochuan's face: "You like Song Ying, don't you? Want her to be your girlfriend, right? You don't even look in the mirror to see what you look like."
Peng Xiaochuan lowered his head, obviously being hit.
Yang Can continued: "As you are now, even if you persevere in chasing after another ten or eight years, it's useless. I don't know how many other cars have been replaced. You still have to be your spare tire honestly." Speaking of this, he suddenly paused: "But--"
The turning words and the elongated ending caught Peng Xiaochuan's attention without any surprise. He looked up at Yang Can, with curiosity and anticipation in his eyes, waiting for the next thing he said.
Yang Can suddenly smiled, and made an impulsive decision in this impulsive season: "I can help you catch her."
"Ah——" Peng Xiaochuan immediately opened his eyes and mouth, his face was full of surprise and disbelief.
Yang Can patted his head: "Just wait and see."
It doesn't matter that Peng Xiaochuan doesn't know him today, he will use his own strength to transform him step by step, and help him realize his unattainable wish step by step.Someday he'd have this guy's wholehearted adoration, he'd make him look up to himself with the most genuine admiration and gratitude in his eyes.
How far can he do it, and how far can he make this guy do it?Yang Can looked at this mediocre and rustic idiot in front of him who couldn't even speak well, and was excited by such a challenge just by imagining it.
so fun.
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