Straight man retaliates against me

"What did you do?" I lifted the quilt and looked down at my watch. It was already past 9 o'clock.

Ah Zhen jumped up and down on the bed, almost breaking my leg.I drag him back to the bed.He hugged the pillow and cried loudly, crying and saying: "Woo, tell me! Did you put my brother to sleep, or did he put you to sleep?"

Looking at his naughty appearance, I suddenly realized that he was a little monster, so I immediately stood by the bed and looked at him with great interest.

"Are you going to tell me?" He threw the pillow in my face and started counting down 10 seconds, saying that when the time was up, he was going to castrate me.

"10, 9, 8, 2, 1..."

"Hey, why are you counting so fast!" As soon as I finished speaking, he rushed over.

He pulled my pants desperately: "My brother is a big liar, and you are also a big liar, you all bully me!"

"Daughter-in-law, listen to my explanation!" I tugged on the belt, thinking that that scoundrel Ah Zhen didn't allow me to leave last night, and even slept next to me, just trying to trick me!

I fell to the ground and tried to explain what had happened before he finally stopped and ran out of the bedroom.

I followed him into the living room.He took off his black shirt, pulled off the orange cat pajamas and put it on, then fell into the sofa and started eating snacks.

"Baby, what are you doing?" I mustered up the courage and sat beside him.

He glanced at me, then turned his head away, said he was engaged in performance art, the theme is "overeating after a broken relationship"...

I laughed and said, "Why didn't I know that you were broken in love. Who is so bad, dare to let you fall in love?"

His cheeks puffed up as he stuffed more and more snacks into his mouth.After a while, he said sullenly: "You know everything?"

I said "hmm" and said that I knew he was Ah Zhen's protective personality, commonly known as letting go of himself.He rolled his eyes and said his brother was a boring soul.

I strongly agree with his point of view, so I clapped my legs and applauded.He glanced at me, seemed to want to laugh, but held back, pretended to be unhappy, and said, "I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed!"

"That's not necessarily the case." I stood up and said that I would cook him a loving breakfast.

He laughed immediately, and then pushed me into the kitchen, watching me busy.He leaned on my shoulder all the way through the oatmeal, announcing that he was retiring and would never act in front of me.

"What are you going to do after you retire?" I raised the corner of my mouth, "Will you be my full-time wife?"

He seemed frightened by my firmness, his eyes full of surprise.I said it's okay not to leave him, but he must tell me the truth, such as the urn.

After I finished my porridge, I turned my head and saw that he had already hid in a corner.I had to tug on his tail and drag him out.

He didn't seem to be able to speak, but the expression on his face was very rich.I encouraged him a few words before he blushed and told the truth.

It turned out that when we first started living together, he was fighting with his brother all the time, and the two often fought because of me.

"My brother hates it so much, I'm not allowed to do this, and I'm not allowed to do that." He threw the cereal on the ground, "I just... just played tricks on him."

I asked him what good things he had done, and suddenly I had a bad feeling.He smiled and said that he wrote down what happened in those two days on paper, then locked it in the urn, and threw away the key to the urn.

"Haha, he couldn't open it no matter what, and he was afraid of showing his secrets in front of you, so he smashed it!" After finishing speaking, he rolled on the ground.

I was stunned when I heard it, I didn't expect it to be this kind of reason, no wonder Ah Zhen got angry...

I picked him up and asked his brother why he buried the urn in the soil.He snorted and said that his brother had found me following him and had to hide.

"He doesn't want to smash Sister Rabbit's things. But if you are too suspicious, he will feel guilty." When he said this, he still had a smile on his face.

I am speechless.He took the opportunity to escape from my grasp, dragged me back to the bedroom, opened the drawer of the desk, and inside was a stack of thick envelopes.

"Because of this, I wrote a lot of self-criticism." He handed over some of the envelopes, "My brother is very domineering, scolding me for driving fast, scolding me for eating spicy sticks, scolding me for smoking, and coming home late. scold me."

"I don't think he scolded him wrong..."

Baby really said that he got addicted to smoking because in high school, he once ran out to play with his brother's friends, and they led him to spoil him.However, the reason why he smokes now is entirely to get angry with his brother.

"He still doesn't allow me to draw pictures on the wall." He pointed to the closet, saying that his brother often threatened him, asking him to cut off his limbs and drink up his blood...

I patted his head and said that his brother has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. He hates iron but not steel.He snorted, said he was the most obedient, and called his brother a double-standard ghost.

I was still thinking about the writing on the wall, and I always felt that something was wrong, so I asked him: "What your brother said you can't tell me, do you mean split personality?"

He looked away, then stared at me again, and said his brother didn't want me to know he existed.I thought it was wrong, Ah Zhen obviously didn't mind me knowing the truth.

At this time, he rushed over, jumped into my arms, and said that I can kiss him as much as I want now.I was not allowed to kiss before because I was afraid that I would kiss the wrong person.

I looked at his eyelashes, always thinking of my hair and his warning, so I couldn't kiss anymore.

He pouted and said that I really don't want him anymore.

I quickly said no, and as soon as I opened my mouth, he kissed me.I tasted the sweet taste, and my thoughts drifted to the horizon, thinking that I would die if I died...

Suddenly, Ah Zhen's cell phone rang.He immediately let go of me, and I regained my concentration.

"It's news from Sister Baibai. I just said that I would treat her to dinner." He smiled and said that he felt sorry for missing the appointment last time.

I thought to myself, I have to figure out Fa Xiao's feelings for me, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable and always feel like a scumbag.

We made an appointment with Xu Bai to go to University Town to eat open-air grilled fish at noon.

Ah Zhen is very happy that his sister Baibai still recognizes him.He ate the fish on the plate with great enjoyment, and he didn't forget to pack it for his brother, saying that his brother loves fish the most.

After eating, we drove to the river.Ah Zhen ran fast and said he wanted to fly a kite.After I helped him fix the kite line, he ran away with the hornet.I looked down at the river, my heart was in a mess.

Xu Bai said that she was not interested in kites, then set up the drawing board and started sketching.I stood next to her and smoked, thinking it was time to quit.

"Actually, I'm quite curious about one thing." She drew a few strokes, "Who do you really like?"

I took a breath of cigarettes, looked towards Ah Zhen, and then said lightly: "If I say... I like both of them, would it be shameless?"

Xu Bai chuckled, "Yes."

I looked up to the sky and sighed, thinking that I was really a bastard, and I wished I could kill myself.

I was still mad, Xu Bai said again: "Your Fa Xiao also likes you. No, he loves you."

"He's a straight man, he can't possibly love me."

"Do you have any misunderstanding about love?" She put down her brush and turned to look at me. "He not only loves you, but also loves you very deeply."

"Really?" I was a little excited.

Xu Bai frowned, and said that if Ah Zhen wasn't straight, he would definitely be with me.But he has a physical repulsion to me, so he can't accept my love.

Sitting on the grass, I suddenly remembered the night when there was thunder.Ah Zhen turned over and pressed me on the sofa, saying that he really wanted to fulfill me, but he couldn't...

"Gu Wen, you have been with him for so many years, and you insist on breaking him. Even if he knows that you have admitted the wrong person, he is still very moved." She looked into the distance, "Without your Faxiao, there would be no your Ah Zhen .”

I was ashamed, thinking that Xu Bai was right, I shouldn't have forced Ah Zhen to become what I wanted.

"But he still did it." Xu Bai nodded towards me, "Your Ah Zhen reflects all his subconsciousness, including not only his desire for love, but also his love for you."

"What... what?" I froze on the spot.

"He couldn't satisfy you, and then subconsciously created a Zhen, not only a little shou, but also the appearance you like, it is simply... a lover tailor-made for you."

The river wind suddenly stopped, only the sound of insects, reminding me that autumn is here.I seem to have heard Ah Zhen's last words last night: "Let you see how much he loves you."

Xu Bai raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Gu Wen, would you like to listen to someone who came here?"

In addition to nodding, I still nodded.

"I don't envy you for having love, because I do too." She picked up the paintbrush again, "but I envy you for having such a good friend. He seems indifferent, but he always thinks of you, lest you be wronged." After all, she kept reminding me that I was the first person to walk into Ah Zhen's heart.

"To be ashamed, I regard you as friends because you have helped Shen Yi." She smiled and said that Ah Zhen's love for me is unconditional, whether it is when I insist on breaking him, or when I When he was in trouble, he was patient and giving.

I thought of Shu Hao, and suddenly understood why Ah Zhen helped me resolve this conflict.He must have felt guilty about beating the mandarin duck with a stick, so he tried to heal the trauma in my heart.

"In love, betrayal is a shameful thing. But friendship is gone, and you can't ask for an explanation." She concluded, "Be nice to them, don't force your little ones, cherish your ah Really!"

I looked up, trying not to let the tears fall from my eyes.At this time, Ah Zhen put away the kite and ran towards us.I made up my mind to look away, but he still noticed that I was crying, so he looked at Xu Bai.Xu Bai shrugged with a smile, and then buried himself in painting.

"Hey, why are you crying in broad daylight?" He leaned close to me, insisting on watching me cry, "Okay, don't cry, my brother and I both love you."

Fuck me, this made me cry.I reached out and pulled him into my arms, crying.

He kept patting me on the head, saying that I am such a hard-to-serve idiot, no one loves to cry, some people love to cry.

I burst into laughter and told him to shut up.He shivered with a smile, saying that he is the little monster who understands me best in the whole world, and that he has already seen through everything.

We fought for a long time, and suddenly the sea and the sky became brighter.He stuck out his tongue at me, said he was going to the police station, and told me to take Xu Bai back to the studio.

"Why are you going to the bureau?"

Ah Zhen said that he had just received a call and was going to cooperate with the police investigation. He also said that Bai Yusen's affairs might have changed.

I thought to myself that all the witnesses and material evidences are complete, so what else could change?Ah Zhen said that he didn't know, but he had to rush over immediately.As soon as he left, I took a taxi with Xu Bai and returned to the University City.

Xu Bai said she couldn't ride a bicycle and asked me to give her a ride.I rented a shared bicycle and drove forward silently, wondering who Bobo would be.

Her voice came from behind: "By the way, what happened to your box?"

I thought that Xu Bai was an outsider, so I shouldn't say too much, so as not to drag her into trouble, so I told her that it was a gift from someone else.

She didn't ask me what the gift was, but said suddenly: "I'm very sensitive to colors, so the person who gave you the gift must like rainbows very much, right?"

Hearing this, I hit the brakes!

Startled, she asked me why I stopped.And there is only one question in my mind, besides the gift itself, do these colorful boxes also represent some kind of meaning?