Poetry Against the Current [Entertainment]

After Tang Feng and Lin He passed the initial test, they were very excited, but they were suppressed and did not show it.After they got out of the gate, the two of them pounded each other excitedly.Tang Feng was slapped by Lin He and yelled loudly. He pushed Lin He to jump over the green belt on the roadside, strangled his neck, and gasped, "Dare to hit me, don't you think you've grown up? Call me brother, no... ... called a male god!"

Lin He slammed his elbow on Tang Feng's heart, and said, "It's not called that. People put up a big banner with something like 'Love you for 1 years' written on it..."

He shuddered as he spoke, and said, "It's kind of shocking, isn't it?"

Tang Feng laughed loudly, and said: "It doesn't matter, any compliment is a compliment anyway. Good day today, I invite you to eat outside."

The two came to the roadside stall shoulder to shoulder, and Lin He ordered a cucumber.Tang Feng said: "Let go, don't save me money."

Lin He then ordered another mapo tofu.Tang Feng took the menu angrily, ordered a boiled fish, and went to the stall next door to buy a bucket of draft beer and two hundred skewers.Lin He looked at the dishes on the table distressedly, and said, "I can't let you pay alone, let's AA."

Since Tang Feng came to the city, he has been saving money on food and expenses. Today he is really happy, and he is determined to splurge.He said: "No, you can just eat today. If you hadn't given me the courage to support me, I wouldn't have the confidence to go to the interview. This meal is thanks to you, it's delicious, if you don't have enough, ask for it!"

Lin He smiled shyly, and said, "It's because I have been honored by you. Without you, I would still be repairing air conditioners."

Tang Feng filled the beer, raised his glass and said, "Don't say anything. Cheers to our tomorrow."

The two were drunk, paid the bill, and walked back along the road.

Tang Feng drank half a bucket of draft beer, and ordered another bottle of Erguotou, which was a bit too much.

Lin He went to the bathroom, and when he came out, he found Tang Feng holding a tree by the side of the road, and confided in it very filially: "Mom, I will be rich in the future... I will buy a big house in the city and take you and your younger siblings over. Let you have a good time..."

A dog passed by, urinated against the tree, and then barked aggressively at Tang Feng.Tang Feng bared his teeth childishly and growled like a dog.Frightened by his aura, Gouzi immediately faltered.

The owner picked up the dog and scolded in a low voice: "Crazy! Good boy, we don't have the same knowledge as him..." He walked away while chattering.

Lin He was blown by the evening wind, his whole body was refreshed, and his mind was cleared up.When people walking at night saw these two drunks, they were a little scared and walked around them from a distance.

Tang Feng became sleepy after arguing with the dog, and slid down the tree with his arms in his arms.Lin He hurried forward to support him, put his arms on his shoulders, and coaxed: "Don't sleep on the road, let's go home. Take a step and follow me, oh yes, one two one, one two one ..."

The two went back to sleep for a whole day, packed their things the next day, and went to the company to go through the resignation procedures.The squad leader asked them why they were there, and Tang Feng told the truth.The squad leader laughed loudly and said, "You two are kidding me, and you are still celebrities, don't let the pyramid schemes fool you."

Tang Feng and Lin He looked serious.Seeing that the two of them didn't mean to be joking, the squad leader was a little bored, and said, "Then what, that's all right, then go to resign after you think about it, and ask someone to settle your salary. I wish you success."

Lin He just wanted to take a long vacation, and if he was banned, he could have a way out.Tang Feng said: "If you ask for any leave, you can leave as soon as you want. This is called breaking the boat. If you leave a way out in everything, you can't do anything."

The squad leader put out his cigarette butt and said, "That's right, there is no long vacation in this line of work. If you leave today, someone will come to take care of you tomorrow. If you are young and have a good future, go for it. What is there to miss about this small place! "

Lin He was still a little bit reluctant, so he went out and bought a pack of cigarettes to share with his brothers in class, and chatted for a while before leaving with Tang Feng.

That evening, the two of them moved into Shuangyue Liuguang's dormitory with their luggage on their backs.Li Shuangyue recruited a total of twenty people this time, four people in each room, a total of five dormitories.There is no air-conditioning in the dormitory, and there is no bathroom. There are public washrooms and toilets at the end of the corridor.This is the treatment for students. After signing the contract, they can move upstairs.

The third floor has access control, and you can only enter by scanning your face and fingerprinting. It is the temporary residence of Li Shuangyue and other company management and artists, but everyone has their own residence, and these rooms are usually vacant.The entire third floor is full of duplex suites, about [-] square meters per household. There are furniture and electrical appliances inside, and there are special personnel responsible for cleaning, changing sheets and washing clothes every day.Li Shuangyue owns a hotel business, and this place is also furnished according to the five-star standard.

Lin He and Tang Feng had nothing to do, sitting in the lobby on the first floor watching TV.The company's promotional video is being broadcast on TV, and the video shows the entire dormitory room, fully showing the gap between classes.

The four beds are upper bunks, and the lower bunks are tables, chairs and cabinets.Tang Feng and Lin He were next to each other, and the other two bed boards were empty.It was Sunday, not many people came, and people arrived one after another on Monday.

A 1.9-meter tall man came to the same bed.The man was dark-skinned, with dreadlocks, and black sunglasses on his face, as if he had walked out of The Matrix.Tang Feng walked in with a lunch box, looked at him in dismay, and quietly lamented Li Shuangyue's inclusive aesthetic ability.

Lin He has always been kind to others, and has already known that black brother.He smiled and said: "Let me introduce, this is my good brother Tang Feng, this is..."

The black brother took off his sunglasses, showing his white teeth, and stretched out his hand, "Hey, my name is Zhong Yu. I'm from Hong Kong, and I don't speak Mandarin very well. Please bear with me."

Tang Feng handed the lunch box to Lin He, and reached out to Zhong Yu.Zhong Yu smiled slyly, and clenched his fist into his palm.

Tang Feng felt that this person was interesting, and said: "Welcome. The water room, bathhouse and canteen are all on the first floor. Hot water is available 24 hours a day, and lunch is provided from twelve o'clock to one o'clock. If you can't make it now, you will have to wait until dinner." "

Zhong Yu felt that the welcome speech was very useful, so he immediately put down his luggage and rushed to the cafeteria.

After two o'clock in the afternoon, the last student arrived.The man looked very gentle, dragged a suitcase and knocked on the door, said: "Excuse me, my name is Li Hao."

Lin He was standing at the door, shook hands with him quickly, and said, "Li Hao, hello."

Li Hao didn't appreciate the homophonic joke very much, so he smiled perfunctorily, even if he knew everyone.

Zhong Yu got acquainted with people very quickly. He was carrying a can of beer, sitting cross-legged on the edge of the bed and talking about the mountains in Hong Kong. When he talked about why he was so dark, it was because his mother was African and his father was a native of Hong Kong.The two fell in love at first sight at the prom in the university, and later they fell in love and became husband and wife smoothly, and lived happily ever after.

Tang Feng felt that although Zhong Yu was tall and thick, he unexpectedly had romantic tendencies, and the contrast was quite cute.

In contrast, Li Hao doesn't talk much and doesn't like to deal with people very much.He put down his luggage, went to get a bedding and a set of military training clothes, and then went out to familiarize himself with the environment.

Lin He liked Zhong Yu very much, and asked him what specialties he had and how he was recruited.

Zhong Yu said: "This is a long story, are you sure you want to listen?"

Lin He's English was not bad when he was studying, and he could keep up with his way of speaking interspersed with words, and said, "Let's listen to it."

Zhong Yu was also unambiguous, and said: "After graduating from university, there will be a gapyear. I just want to travel freely in the mainland. Of course, I have to earn the travel expenses myself. I worked part-time while traveling, but the money was stolen at the train station a while ago. I became a tramp all of a sudden, unkempt and with no place to go, so I had to live at the station and was chased away by the security guards, hahaha, is it funny?"

Lin He didn't think it was funny, but he thought he was quite optimistic. Most people would feel unlucky when encountering such a thing, so how could they laugh.

Zhong Yu said: "I have no money to earn. I love listening to hip-hop, and I often fight with people. So I just sang hip-hop on the side of the road, like this."

He threw his hat on the ground, improvised a rap, and added a b-box at the end.He is full of momentum, he rhymes well, and has a strong sense of rhythm.

Tang Feng and Lin He were dumbfounded.Zhong Yu picked up the hat and said with a smile: "Everyone gathered around to listen, and some kind-hearted people put money into the hat. Later, a big brother came over and asked me if I wanted to be an artist, and I said no, I want to earn travel expenses. .”

Lin He smiled and said, "Is it Fu Jiangbo?"

Zhong Yu said: "Yes. Brother Fu said that food and lodging are included, and the contracted artist also includes a trip abroad every year. I think it's not bad. I solved the travel and job hunting together, so I promised him to come."

Tang Feng thought this person was really interesting, and said, "What kind of job did you want to find in the first place?"

Zhong Yu thought for a while and said, "I haven't thought about it either. My major in university is finance, but I don't like being a company employee. Maybe I'll go into the entertainment industry when I go back to my hometown?"

Tang Feng nodded and said, "You are so talented, it's a pity not to be an artist."

Zhong Yu laughed and said, "Fuck, what talent do I have, I'm just messing around!"

In the evening, everyone went to the cafeteria to eat, and twenty people sat in a dark place.Fu Jiangbo also came, and everyone nodded and said hello when they saw him.Fu Jiangbo stood at the top and said: "Everyone is here, right? Since everyone is here, I will make a statement. After twelve o'clock tonight, our training will begin. We are militarized training, and all actions must be Listen to the command, if there are special circumstances, such as the body has a disease and cannot adapt, raise your hand and report now, is there any?"

There was silence in the cafeteria, no one spoke.Fu Jiangbo nodded in satisfaction and said, "Very good, let's eat."

Everyone ate and went back to the dormitory.At ten o'clock the whistle was blown to turn off the lights, and I slept until I didn't know what time it was, when a whistle suddenly tore the silence.

Tang Feng opened his eyes in a jerk.Fu Jiangbo kicked open the door with a few people, took a flashlight to shine on people's faces, whistled loudly, and shouted: "Get up and assemble!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, they didn't expect Fu Jiangbo to play tricks the night before.Fu Jiangbo lifted his big leather shoes and kicked the ladder so hard that the floor of the bed shook.He roared: "What are you looking at, gather!"

Everyone rolled and crawled, put on clothes and went downstairs to gather.Fu Jiangbo stood on the playground, holding a stopwatch in his hand, looking at a group of people with their trousers and belts tied up, with a steely face, like a barrel that might explode at any moment.

The last man stumbled into the crowd.Fu Jiangbo pressed the stopwatch and shouted: "Eight minutes and 50 seconds. Twenty people gathered in eight minutes and 50 seconds. What is the concept? If it was an air defense siren, you would have been buried in the ruins now. If you encounter someone A battle, and you were taken over by someone without even letting go of your boring fart!"

Someone raised his hand and said, "Report! We are not recruits, but students."

Fu Jiangbo kicked him on the leg and shouted: "Have I allowed you to speak? You have to ask my permission before you can speak! During this month, you are my soldiers and you must absolutely obey my orders. You You should call me instructor. The first lesson I will teach you is—observe the time! The last three to arrive come out!”

Three people stood up reluctantly, and Li Hao was among them.

Fu Jiangbo said: "The three of you ran around the playground ten laps."

The playground in front of the dormitory is as big as a football field, and it takes more than 3000 meters to run ten laps.Fu Jiangbo raised his leg as if to kick, Li Hao and others ran away, and they were already panting after seven or eight laps.The other seventeen people lined up according to their size, watching the three of them run, it seemed like being killed as an example to others.

Li Hao and others finished running and came back panting.Only then was Fu Jiangbo satisfied, and said: "From now on, each gathering must be completed within 3 minutes. If this time is exceeded, everyone will run ten laps together."

Everyone was silent, Fu Jiangbo shouted: "Answer?"

Everyone had to shout: "Yes!"