Yokai Edible Guide

As soon as the word "Master" was mentioned, the demon collector immediately adored him, and while he was hanging upside down, he did not forget to put his hands together and his eyes glowing, and he began to boast affectionately: "The old man is very powerful. He has become a fairy 100 years ago, and he is free and easy. Aloof from the world, he is still roaming the world, subduing demons and eliminating demons, punishing evil and promoting good."

Peng Yu said "Oh" very coldly: "I have become a fairy, should there be his name in the fairy book? What is his name?"

"This..." The demon collector was at a loss for words for a moment, "I don't know his real name, but he told me his fairy name is 'Wenxian'."

Peng Yu: "..."

Boss Peng was silent for two seconds, took off the converter on his ear, blew on it, and put it back on again: "Say it again, what is his fairy name?"

"Ask idle, ask questions, ask leisurely."

Peng Yu's expression suddenly became very exciting. He looked at the other party with crazy eyes, and then took out his mobile phone to make a call: "Hello? Wenchang, right? I want to complain—someone has stolen my fairy account."

I don't know what was said on the phone, and Peng Yu jumped off the table immediately: "What? Your Tianting's intellectual property protection is only 500 years? Lao Tzu's fairy name from 4000 years ago is no longer protected?"

Hearing this, the demon collector couldn't help but tremble all over, and asked tremblingly, "You...what kind of god are you?"

Peng Yu ignored him, and said to the phone: "No, then you can check it out for me. Among the immortals who became immortals 100 years ago, there is an immortal who asked what his real name was. Where is he from?"

The phone rang rustlingly for a while: "There is no such person, not only 100 years ago, but even now there is not a single fairy with a fairy name to ask for help."

Peng Yu put down the phone, squinted his eyes and looked at the bewitcher: "You're kidding me?"

"No, no, no! No!" The demon collector hurriedly explained, as if he was afraid that the other party would hit him, and covered his face with his arm, "Master really told me so! I don't know if it's true or not! Lie to me... I I won’t be able to become a teacher in this life!”

Peng Yu snorted, and withdrew the whip in his hand, "What's your name?"

The demon collector fell to the ground with an "Aiyo" sound, and he fell hard. He was knocked to pieces, and he staggered up: "Xu...Xu Bing."

Peng Yu beckoned to him: "Come here."

Xu Bing was obviously afraid of him, and hesitantly moved forward step by step. Finally, he got close to him, but Peng Yu grabbed his shoulder and dragged him over, almost tugging him: "I'm asking you, what are you talking about?" Alcohol...is there an antidote?"

"No, no," Xu Bing said tremblingly, "but the statute of limitations can only last for a few hours, and when the alcohol wears off, he will wake up."

He swallowed desperately, with an expression as if he was about to cry: "Daxian, please let me go! I will never dare again!"

Peng Yu poked him coldly, and twirled the feather between his fingers: "I'm not a great fairy, I'm just an ordinary-human, go, let those monsters go."

Xu Bing hurriedly poured out the demon from the big bag, while Qian Yue approached Peng Yu and asked in a low voice, "Boss, are those titles you just mentioned true?"

Peng Yu grinned, and whispered in the other's ear, "Do you believe it? I made it up."

Qian Yue: "..."

Miss Qianyue, who was fooled by her boss for the nth time and still believed in it next time, had a hurt face on her face: "Boss, is there a truth in your mouth? So what is your identity?"

"Me," Peng Yu sat down opposite Li Yize, brushing a feather on his nose, "Dragon breeder, innkeeper, richest man in Xianzhou, you choose one."

Qian Yue rolled his eyes and decided to refuse to talk to him again within three days.

Taking advantage of his own dragon's sleepless night, Peng Yu moved his hands and feet on the other's head. It was not enough to touch the dragon's horns, but he also wanted to pinch his face.He switched from the seat opposite to him, and lightly brushed the pinnae of his ear with a feather: "You said that if you want to change, you will completely turn back into a dragon, then I can take you home in my pocket. What if you are a human?" In other words, now this person is neither human nor dragon... Hehe, the tail is exposed."

He began to pluck up the dragon's tail furiously again, and shouted at Xu Bing: "I said that your wine is good enough, and an old dragon that is thousands of years old can be knocked down. What is the secret recipe? Tell me, I Go make some too."

Xu Bing was taking out the fox from the sack, when he heard this, he scratched the back of his head, "I don't know about that either, my master left it for me."

"It's your master again." Peng Yu frowned, "Then there won't be any aftereffects after drinking your wine?"

"This..." Xu Bing lowered his head guiltily, and his voice lowered, "Generally speaking, there will be no such thing, but once in a while there will be two monsters, and after drinking it, they may not return to human form for a while... "

After he finished speaking, he quickly changed the subject and cleared his throat: "The demons are all over, can I go?"

"No!" Peng Yu slapped the table, "You knocked them down, you want to run away before they wake up, if something happens, who will take the responsibility?"

Xu Bing wanted to cry, but had no choice but to compromise, and said aggrievedly: "Okay then, I'll leave after they wake up."

Peng Yu rolled his eyes, and for some reason, he raised his chin at the other party: "You said that your mission is to collect [-] monsters. When did you arrange this mission?"

Xu Bing froze when he heard the words, as if he had been stabbed in some sore spot, and it took him a long time before he stammered, "At the beginning of this year..."

Peng Yu let out a "ha": "It's been more than half a year since we co-authored, and you just received a demon?"

"It's not my fault!" Xu Bing gritted his teeth angrily, "It's all because of their dishonesty. They promised to go with me, but then they regretted it. I offered them delicious food and drink, but they actually lied to me after eating. run!"

Peng Yu thought that this child must not be short-hearted, stood up and walked to him and patted his shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's your master who didn't teach you well—by the way, your master didn't teach you how to restrain demons." The trick?"

"Of course there is," Xu Bing proudly puffed out his chest as soon as he mentioned Master. He fumbled around his tattered clothes and found a small notebook that was also tattered. My cheats for collecting monsters are all dry goods."

Peng Yu took the book suspiciously, and read aloud according to the words on it: "Actually, it is very simple to accept a monster. It only takes three steps. The first step is to distinguish whether the other party is a human or a monster. Don't accept the wrong one... Isn't this nonsense?"

He turned a page in his book: "Step two, get close to it, enter the village quietly, don't shoot anyone—don't startle the snake. Step three... the third step, are you close to the demon? Read after me,'Qian Xian Xianjun is in a hurry like a law, accept it!'”

Peng Yu finished reading that paragraph with a strange expression, then flipped through the book again, and found that there was nothing behind, so he was silent for a moment, and pressed the other person's shoulders with sympathy: "Brother, you bastard... you are so fucking Do it."