Yokai Edible Guide

"...I'm not called Coffee Bean." The pangolin raised its head, and said in a juvenile voice, "I have a name."

"Nick name," Peng Yu picked him up from the ground involuntarily—this little guy was one meter long, and his tail took up more than half of it. As soon as he was picked up, he wrapped his tail tightly around his arm. Making a slight rubbing sound, Peng Yu lightly touched his back, "Where did you get your name? What is it?"

"Shan Xin, Uncle Shan Jia gave it to me." The pangolin let go of its tail and lay down on his lap.

Peng Yu asked strangely: "Why is 'Xin'? Shouldn't it be 'Ding''s turn?"

Shan Xin: "Uncle Shan Jia said that his master wants to gather seven apprentices to summon the dragon, and 'Xin' happens to be the eighth one."

Peng Yu: "..."

The "Shenlong" sitting opposite: "..."

Li Yize looked at him with a strange expression, and he had already begun to express deep sympathy for the "Ding Wujigeng" who didn't know if they would appear in the future. He pinched a sugar ball from the jar and fed it to Shan Xin: "You change form!" It’s not completely melted yet, you have to continue to practice to protect yourself, there is no aura in the demon world here, so I’ll give you an extra ‘additional meal’.”

Shan Xin rolled the sugar ball into his mouth with his tongue, and swallowed it: "Thank you."

"You monsters are quite polite." Peng Yu put him on the armrest of the sofa. "By the way, did Shan Jia say that he will not come back? I think he is not low. Come and work for me."

Li Yize said in his heart that you have to recruit all kinds of monsters, and lightly poked Qizao's head with his fingers. It seemed to be asleep, curled up in a half circle, closed its eyes and didn't know what it dreamed of, and suddenly stretched out its paws to hug him. He grabbed his finger, dragged it to his mouth and began to chew.

Li Yize looked down at it - Xiaolong's deciduous teeth hadn't changed yet, biting people didn't hurt, and biting a dragon was even more painless.It licked and gnawed on Li Yize's fingers, as if it was chewing something delicious, and it got wet with his saliva.

Li Yize was a bit disgusted, but he didn't withdraw his finger, and heard Shan Xin say: "He doesn't seem to be coming back. He said that although you have destroyed a lot of black markets, there are still many pangolins being hunted and killed, so he has to continue. To save them, I won't stay here, but I will come and have a look when I have time."

"... Oh." Peng Yu didn't know how to feel in his heart, and he didn't know what to express, so he fell silent and didn't continue this topic.

"Ah, by the way," Shan Xin seemed to think of something serious now, "I came here to send a message for Dou Xianchang. He wanted you to check his phone. He sent you a message."

"...What?" Peng Yu was taken aback, "He sent me a message, why did he ask you to pass the message?"

Shan Xin flicked his tail: "I don't know either. Uncle Huang Yi asked me to inform you. He said you can pretend not to hear."

Peng Yu: "..."

Peng Yu thought about it - when he came back, he was riding a dragon, so the phone was turned on in flight mode. Among the three apprentices of Doutu, only Huang Yi had a copycat phone he just bought. It seems that if you don’t look for him, no one else can look for it. up.

He hurriedly switched his phone back to normal mode, and sure enough, he saw a message: "Idol Idol is in a hurry, where can I sell pine nuts in Xianzhou? It's not pine nuts, it's pine nuts."

When he took another look at the time when the message was sent, he fell silent.

13:44, two hours ago.

Peng Yu looked at the "immediate" and didn't know whether he should reply to the message, and looked at Shan Xin inexplicably: "When will Huang Yi ask you to bring it?"

Shan Xin thought for a while: "Just now, he came to me as soon as you left."

So Peng Yu mourned for Doutu for three seconds, and he didn't know how much this guy would not attract his apprentice's attention, so he was left hanging for almost two hours. Out of sympathy, he moved his fingers and sent a message back to the other party: "It doesn't seem to be, you have nothing to relax What are you doing, isn’t it good to eat pine nuts directly?”

Half a minute later, Dou Tu replied to him with six points: "The day lily is cold, you might as well not reply to me."

Peng Yu raised his eyebrows, and just about to type, the other party sent another message: "I didn't eat it, I gave it away, forget it if you don't have it."

Peng Yu followed up and asked, "Who are you sending it to?"

Dou Tu: "Just the squirrel in your store, didn't I tell you before, I think she is a bit like the one I saved, and after asking, I found out that it was, but she hadn't grown up at that time. Fine, I didn't ascend either, she was too young at the time, she almost couldn't remember what I looked like."

Dou Tu: "She said that all the pine nuts are sold in the market now. If you want to peel the pine nuts yourself, you can't peel them, or you have to go far to the mountains to pick them up. I want to get some for her. But I have sent her back The inn is gone, let’s talk about it another day.”

Peng Yu keenly caught some information between the lines: "You were together just now?"

Dou Tu withdrew a message.

Peng Yu thought it was too obvious that you were trying to cover things up, and he couldn't help but become more curious: "Be honest, are you hooking up with my guests? You prevent your apprentice from getting married, and you are actually in a relationship? Are you in the fairy world?"

This time Dou Tu was silent for a long time before replying: "Don't be like this, immortals also want to have love."

Peng Yu: "..."

Really shameless to a certain level.

Dou Tu: "Well, let me tell you the truth, the fairy world has long been filled with emotions and desires, because you people are becoming less and less believers in gods, and gods are becoming less and less existent, and even the entire heavens are beginning to decline, and there are fewer and fewer people cultivating immortals. , If you add that you can’t fall in love, then no one will practice immortality. So now most immortals practice the 'Sentimental Dao' and don't live a life——I have a younger brother, and the children are all in college."

Peng Yu: "..."

Dou Tu: "Stop talking, I have to go to work, I won't go back today, help me take care of my unicorn."

Peng Yu: "That's my unicorn."

After Dou Tu didn't return, Peng Yu said in his heart that you went back to Xianzhou before us, and instead of doing business, you actually started thinking about "side jobs".He thought about it for a while and felt that this guy couldn't be allowed to be so arrogant, so he found Huang Yi from the friend list, and sold Dou Tu without saying a word: "Your master found a master for you."

Huang Yi replied in seconds: "???"

Peng Yu sent him the chat records, and then blacklisted Dou Tu to hide his achievements and fame.

Boss Peng has finished his immoral deeds. Anyway, there is a town house at home, so he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.He stretched, stood up and walked to the bathroom without taking off the hearing aid, and said, "I'm going to try whether this thing is waterproof or not."

Li Yize narrowed his eyes and reminded him very kindly: "If you don't guard against it, then you will be deaf for another two months."

Peng Yu stopped walking when he heard this, then turned around stiffly, and carefully put down the things.

Li Yize didn't have any interest in that unlucky object, but Mo Chi curiously stretched out his claws to reach it, and he patted it on the head: "Don't touch it, it will explode if you touch it."

The little black dragon shrank its neck, retracted its claws angrily, and yelled at him very unhappily, then slapped his hand away with one claw, snatched Qizao from his hand, grabbed it by the back of the neck and flew away.

Li Yize: "..."

Little bunny.

Li Yize has no more dragons to play with, and the pangolin is not willing to donate himself as a toy for nothing, and has already slipped away without a sound. He stared at the bathroom door for a while, listening to the sound of water, and vaguely heard someone humming an incomprehensible song minor.

The more he heard, the more he felt that this person had no taste, and suddenly he had an idea, and while Peng Yu was taking a shower, he sneaked downstairs and took a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet.

As a result, he just poured himself a glass, took half a sip, and heard a "boom" upstairs, and then his oversensitive hearing caught someone scolding a mother.

Li Yize's expression became a little strange, and he didn't need to look to know that Tai Piao, whose surname was Peng, slipped and fell in the bathroom.He looked at the wine with some regret, so he had no choice but to put it back where he got it from, drank the remaining half of the glass in one gulp, washed the glass clean, and destroyed the corpse.

Then he went back upstairs unhurriedly, opened the bathroom door and asked, "What's wrong?"

Peng Yu seemed to have fallen badly and hadn't gotten up yet. He felt that this image was very embarrassing, so he quickly waved to him and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you can go out."

Li Yize admired his ability to wrestle on the flat ground very much, and stepped forward to give him a hand and pulled him up: "I told you to buy a non-slip mat, but you didn't buy it. On average, you fall three times a year. What do you do in it when you take a shower, playing disco?"

Peng Yu stood up grinning, "I'm about to break my tailbone, and you're still in the mood to ridicule, you're making trouble."

"Don't worry, with the strength of your bones, the tiles will be broken first."

Peng Yu: "..."

He waved his hand weakly at the other party: "you'd better go quickly."

Unexpectedly, Li Yize was completely disobedient. Instead of leaving, he even closed the bathroom door. With a spell, his clothes disappeared, and he got under the shower to get wet. ?"

Peng Yu showed a surprised expression, then sniffled his nose, and narrowed his eyes with a look of "I understand": "Are you drinking again?"

Li Yize still didn't change his expression after being exposed by him. He washed himself clean, took off the shower and poured it on the opponent's body, making Peng Yu take several steps back: "Okay, okay, you can go." We are not as fond of playing with water as you dragons."

He said he could leave, and Li Yize really left, not by himself, but with someone on his shoulders.He dragged Peng Yu out of the bathroom, and with a spell, all the water on both of them evaporated. Peng Yu lost one of his slippers, and he threw it on the bed involuntarily.

"...If you drink secretly again, I will call the police." Peng Yu finally broke free from his grip, thinking that the dragon is really powerful, "Look at what time it is, let's save face, shall we?" ?”

Li Yize didn't listen to that at all, he bent down, and suddenly asked without going to the village or back of the store: "Is the kindergarten going to be built?"

Peng Yu was taken aback: "Yeah, what's the matter?"

Li Yize: "After the kindergarten starts, you will definitely be busy there, and you will spend less time in the inn."

Peng Yu inexplicably felt that the direction of the topic was a bit wrong, and the alarm bell started to ring in his head: "No, wait..."

Li Yize turned a deaf ear to it: "You know spring is hair..."

"Wake up," Peng Yu cut off the last two words in his throat in time, "You are already five thousand years old, you are a mature dragon, please don't always be troubled by this young dragon. Hang on your lips."

"It's not a problem," Li Yize said as he climbed on top of him without even turning red, "it's about enjoyment—so in order to prevent you from just caring about the kindergarten and not at home in the future, let's hurry up now."

Peng Yu: "..."