Yokai Edible Guide

"Paternity...identification?" Jiu Yuan said without a word, "Are you serious? If our DNA turns out to be different from human's, wouldn't something happen?"

"I didn't tell you to find a human hospital." Peng Yu gave him a look of admiring the mentally handicapped, "Isn't there a medical expert in your dragon world, look for him."

Jiu Yuan was taken aback and then remembered: "You mean Zhou Huai?"

Peng Yu: "Yeah, isn't he hanging on to... Bioengineering Research Institute, tinkering with genes? He still has time to work as a doctor in surgery and part-time in a traditional Chinese medicine hospital. Every day, it seems that the whole world owes him a Nobel Prize." Scholarship, not afraid of sudden death."

"He has returned to the dragon body a long time ago, otherwise your human body will definitely not be able to carry it." Jiu Yuan's expression became more complicated, "But...forget about looking for him, he is too enthusiastic. I'm afraid he won't be able to stop the car once he starts it."

Peng Yu glanced at the dragon again, wondering what he thought of: "Also, you really don't plan to cure her? Now that technology is so advanced, I see news reports all day who put tails on crocodiles and birds on birds. Mouth, put prosthetics on the kangaroo, I think... your mother can handle this situation completely."

"Really?" Jiu Yuan was dubious, "Then I'll go back and ask, it would be great if I could really let her fly again."

Peng Yu shrugged his shoulders, let go of this topic, and whistled at Li Yize's back, "It's already at the door of the house, why don't you invite us in?"

Li Yize talked about the old days with Dabailong, gave Jiuyuan a wink, successfully got rid of all the "followers", and led Peng Yu into the Dragon Palace hall.

This Dragon Palace has not been refurbished for thousands of years, and it generally maintains its original appearance, except that there are more modern ornaments, which are somewhat nondescript.Peng Yu stared straight at the door as soon as he entered, poked at the door for a while, and said dryly, "This is... Dragon Palace?"

Li Yize snorted: "I told you there is nothing. If Jiuyuan and I hadn't bought something earlier, it would be even more empty than it is now."

Peng Yu couldn't understand that this was actually a place for people to live in. The white walls and the ground seemed to be some kind of stone. The ground was gray and white, not very bright, and no one could be seen. The lobby... or the living room was almost empty. No, it's just a small cabinet with a dusty vase on it, with a few limp flowers in it.

Li Yize stretched out his hand and pointed to the right: "That is Jiuyuan's territory, so we don't want to go there, come here."

As he spoke, he took Peng Yu to the left, a study and a bedroom, and nothing else. Peng Yu looked at it and felt his palms itch uncontrollably, wanting to fill up these rooms with something.

Li Yize seems to have seen his thoughts, and tried to kill his thoughts in the cradle: "I advise you not to think about it, this place is thousands of miles high, and express delivery can't be delivered, and - there is no electricity here, so there is no internet. .”

Peng Yu: "..."

What kind of primitive tribe did he come to?

Peng Yu pressed his brow bone with a headache, and finally understood why this place is so unwelcoming, and even began to regret that he had to come to Dragon Palace to see it because he was digging a hole for himself.

His reaction seemed to be in Li Yize's arms. The latter curled his mouth and smiled maliciously: "There is no mobile phone signal here, and calls can't be made or received. If you want to leave, you can only ride a dragon." Summoning is not easy to use here, because it is the enchantment of the dragons, and they cannot enter."

"Oh," Peng Yu said blankly, "Understood, 'air prison'."

Li Yize: "..."

There seems to be nothing wrong.

Peng Yu took a deep breath like a toothache, turned around and fell on the bed, and was instantly crushed to the waist by the overly hard bed, he touched the almost useless mattress in disbelief: "You dragons...do you have any misunderstandings about Dragon Palace? Our human palace is a place to enjoy, how come it becomes like penance when you come here?"

Li Yize took out a quilt from a very unmodern cabinet, probably just bought it, the label hadn't been removed: "Get up, you can make do with it, there wasn't even a bed here two days ago."

Peng Yu: "..."

Li Yize spread the quilt on the bed as a mattress, and said: "There is no electric kettle. If you want to drink hot water, you can find me or Jiuyuan, and use magic to heat you up. The water is the spiritual spring water we just moved from Penglai. Yuan Tai casually drank rainwater from the clouds, I told him he would not change it, after we left, it would probably continue as usual."

Peng Yu grinned, thinking that Jiuyuan is easy to find because Qianyue's life is rough, and if he is replaced by a slightly more delicate girl, who can stand him.

Li Yize made the bed and placed the pillows in a good position, Peng Yu lay down straight on his body, stared at him and said, "Tell me honestly, do you have any other purpose for bringing me here?"

This guy seemed to have completely forgotten that he was the one who offered to come.

Li Yize glanced at him, neither saying yes nor no, Peng Yu continued to ask: "Did you hear that day, I called Zhou Huai?"

Although Moulong didn't say a word about this matter these days, Peng Yu still clearly felt that he knew something, and Li Yize didn't intend to hide it now, and admitted frankly: "It's not interesting, I just want you to have no distracting thoughts." Take it easy for a few days, not too long, a week at most."

Peng Yu put his arms behind his head, his eyes were dull, and he already had a premonition that there would be no entertainment for the next week, and he could only sleep for fun—sleep or simply sleep, without any impurities.

Li Yize raised his eyebrows, watching Boss Peng, who was always idle on weekdays, turned into a salted fish, and suddenly felt very interesting. He just wanted to lean over to tease him, but was interrupted by a sudden knock on the door.

Qianyue stood at the door of the bedroom, holding a soy bean that hadn't woken up in his hand: "Well... I found it in there when I just packed the bag, I don't know how it got in, or... You guys."

As soon as Li Yize saw the little yellow bird "the root of all evil", his whole dragon was in a bad mood, the hairs all over his body stood up, and he pulled the corner of his mouth stiffly: "Take it away."

Qian Yue looked at his suddenly gloomy face, and immediately took a step back wisely: "Okay, I'll go right away."

Li Yize closed the door forcefully, and took three deep breaths to restrain his emotions—a bird actually got mixed into their dragon barrier!And even ran to the Dragon Palace!

He sat down by the bed with a very ugly expression, and Peng Yu couldn't help laughing: "You bother it so much? It's just a little bird."

Yes, that is, a half-breed Golden Crow that can burn everything into slag when it goes crazy—it’s just a harmless bird to humans and animals.

Li Yize sighed silently, and thought to himself, forget it, he is a dragon, and he won't care about a bad group, even though he cares, he can't afford to care.He lay down next to Peng Yu, raised his hand and waved lightly in front of his eyes, removing the illusion spell.

Peng Yu's double pupils reappeared, he blinked, turned over and put his arms on the other side: "Are you really going to make me bored for a week?"

"You can wander around the Dragon Palace as much as you want," Li Yize said unmoved, "Anyway, it's such a big place, so I'm not afraid of you losing it."

Feeling bored, Peng Yu lowered his head and kissed the other person's lips, and then rolled over him and got off the bed.

Li Yize also stood up and followed behind him, only to see him turn into the study room, take a book from the shelf and look at it, then put it back in a blink of an eye, turned around and found that there was nothing interesting , and walked out resentfully.

Li Yize stood at the door blocking him, propped his arms against the door frame or he would leave, and said helplessly, "Can't you stop for a while?"

"Life lies in exercise," said Peng, who didn't know what face to say. He stretched out his hand and poked the other person's chest. "I slept too much in the past two days, and now I really can't sleep—you should run away."

Li Yize reluctantly stepped aside, and found that this guy actually went to Jiuyuan's mother to play with the little dragons, and even turned the "Various Bird Ling" given by Zhu Li into a dragon stick, and soon became one with all the little dragons , The cubs who were still flying were scrambling to jump on him, grabbed his clothes with their claws, and hung him all over.

Li Yize stood there looking at him, and suddenly felt his shoulders sink, and a warm feathery smell entered his oversensitive nose, which immediately aroused goosebumps all over his body, and he stretched out his hand to flick at the little yellow bird: "Go!" open."

Soybean squeaked, and deftly dodged the attack, tilting her head to show off her cuteness.

"...Go away, I don't want this." Li Yize brushed it off his shoulders, "Why are you everywhere, don't you think your wattage is too big?"

Soybean flapped its wings and flew half a circle around him, changing from his left shoulder to his right shoulder, as if determined to harass him.

Li Yize struggled with it for a while, but finally gave up. He took out a small bottle ten centimeters high from his pocket, wide in the middle and narrow at both ends, with two characters written on the body that normal people couldn't understand.

He turned around and went back to the house, opened the lid of the glass jug, and poured a drop of the transparent liquid in the bottle into it—he had asked Zhou Huai for this medicine two days ago.

The medicine was colorless and tasteless, no different from water, even he couldn't taste it when poured into the kettle.This medicine basically has no effect on dragons, but it has a great effect on people. Peng Yu teased Long to come over to drink water when he was tired, and he began to feel sleepy after drinking.

There seems to be a subtle reaction between the sleeping pills and the spiritual spring water. Every time Peng Yu wakes up, he will feel cleansed.Under Li Yize's "design", he really rested for seven days without distracting thoughts, and the chaotic dreams gradually faded out of the stage, bringing back the normal quality of sleep.

Basically nothing happened during the short stay in Dragon Palace, it was like going back to 2000 years ago for a vacation.Peng Yu was in a state of deep sleep most of the time, and he didn't know what Li Yize was doing next to him. Only occasionally when his deep sleep turned shallow, he felt that this guy was kissing him secretly, touching his feet, making fun of him. It made him itchy, but he couldn't wake up and didn't scratch.

When a few people returned to the inn from the Dragon Palace, fifteen days had passed since the day they left Xianzhou. Boss Peng rode the dragon back in good spirits, jumped off the dragon's back, and blew a rogue whistle before entering the door: " Children, how are you doing these days? Are you lonely without me?"

The parrot flapped its wings vigorously: "Crazy! Crazy!"

Huang Yi and the others came back a long time ago. Seeing that even the parrot couldn't bear to listen to him, he uttered his condemnation, silently swallowed his complaints, and acted as if he hadn't seen this person.

The only one who greeted him enthusiastically was probably the senior fan brother Dou Tu, who rushed up and threw Peng Yu into the room: "Aidou, you are back! You have been out of contact for a week, and I can't get through to you, I thought you were Back to idol star!"

Peng Yu's cell phone had run out of battery a long time ago. He glanced at Dou Tu inexplicably: "Miss me so much? Did you take care of the shop for me?"

"That's not important," Dou Tu yelled loudly, "I have something important to tell you, the owl I picked up last time, it...it..."

Peng Yu frowned, thinking that this unreliable thing had killed his owl, and asked with a little trust, "What's wrong with it?"

Dou Tu didn't know what a bad image he had in Aidou's heart, and he didn't have time to care about it. He dragged the other party aside, feeling very emotional: "It seems to have something to say, but we don't understand the language and understand it. Need a translator!"