Yokai Edible Guide
Chapter 42 Blatantly "molesting"
The two peacocks looked at him silently, and then they got angry and attacked decisively, using the special skill of "pecking" on his face.
Boss Peng didn't want to be hurt by his handsome face that could be used for food, so he quickly raised his arm to block it, but the opponent's attack was too fierce, and he couldn't use it on the tree. Slipped and fell down without any suspense.
Although according to his current strength of muscles and bones, falling from this height is absolutely fine, and at most it will scratch the skin a little bit, but Li Yize didn't have the heart to really let him embrace the earth intimately. Still before the brain reacted, he stretched out his arm and cut him off.
Peng Yu had expected that he would pick him up a long time ago, so he didn't panic at all, he hooked his neck around him, hung his whole body on him, and blew in his ear.
Li Yize shrunk his neck instinctively, and cast a glance at him inexplicably, as if he saw five big characters shining brightly on the other person's face - be cheap and be good.
He hurriedly put the thing on the ground, not wanting to be ashamed in broad daylight, so he patted the sleeves of his clothes and walked aside.
Peng Yu's eyes lingered on him, then looked up at the tree again, and shouted at the two peacocks: "Don't be so fierce, I sincerely invite you."
The two birds ignored him immediately, but Qianyue couldn't help it. She asked with a puzzled face, "Why do you want to hire a dance teacher? This isn't a compulsory course for kindergarten, is it?"
"You don't understand this," Peng Yu said, "it's certainly not for humans, but for some birds, 'dancing' is a courtship behavior, and the degree of color is innate, which cannot be changed , if this is not as good as others, then you can only work hard on your dancing posture."
After hearing this, Qian Yue was even more surprised: "But even so...you run a kindergarten, don't you think it's too early?"
Peng Yu said boldly: "Of course this kind of thing has to be started from the baby. Only when we teach it early enough can they win at the starting line, don't you think so?"
Qian Yue was speechless. He didn't think the idea was good, but felt that his boss was not in the right mind.
After Peng Yu explained the dance teacher's question to her, he extended a warm invitation to the peacocks for the third time: "I'm serious, our facilities are very good, you two don't have much to do in Qingqiu, How about earning some extra money, less classes and more money, why not do it?"
This time, there was finally a rustling sound from the tree, and the male peacock with its long tail jumped down first. The moment it landed, it transformed into a human form. He was a man more delicate than a girl, and his gestures were "elegant". He looked at Peng Yu with his hands behind his back, and said slowly, "It's not impossible, it's just that my husband and I have lived in Qingqiu for hundreds of years and have been away from the world for a long time. I'm afraid..."
"It doesn't matter," Peng Yu said hurriedly, "I don't have many people there, and I ask you to teach it to teach little demons. Well, most of the dance classes are for the Yuzu, so there is no need to be pressured."
The man thought about it for a while, and finally sighed softly: "Well, although we haven't taught students, it's not impossible to go and try. I was really moved by you in the auditorium that day-when are you going? Is it going to be winter in the world now?"
"Next year will be spring," Peng Yu said, "about three months later."
The man nodded, and a small peacock feather appeared on his wrist: "Normally, it's not necessary. We don't use mobile phones often, so you can use this to contact me."
Peng Yu stretched out his hand to pick it up, the man's gaze fell on his wrist, and the corners of his eyes, which were already very beautiful, unexpectedly took on a bit of a breath of fresh air: "It is indeed not an ordinary person to get a bird feather from Li Xiang." .”
Peng Yu accepted his "inspection" procedure frankly, and put down the sleeves that he rolled up when he climbed the tree just now, covering the dark feather lines on his wrists: "It's just a coincidence."
While the two were being courteous, Li Yize suddenly called Jiuyuan, and the two walked away without saying a word.When Qian Yue turned around and found that no one was there, he looked at Peng Yu in bewilderment: "What's wrong with them?"
Peng Yu put away the peacock feather, and whispered in her ear: "The Lin clan doesn't like the Yu clan, there are too many birds here, it probably makes them uncomfortable."
Qian Yue obviously didn't understand very well: "Why do you feel uncomfortable? Didn't you say 'dragon and phoenix bring prosperity'? Shouldn't the relationship between the two clans be very good?"
Peng Yu made a "shh" gesture to her, and the two bid farewell to the Peacock couple, and walked in the direction where the two dragons disappeared. After leaving the square area, he let go of his voice: "Jiuyuan didn't tell you, what?" "Longfeng Chengxiang" is all fake, the fight between dragon and phoenix is almost the same, and the emperor wears a dragon robe, and the queen adds a phoenix crown. In my opinion, it is not clear-headed at all. The phoenix is originally a pair. What do you mix with a dragon? ? The third party does not intervene, or with 'Feng', Feng belongs to the public, go to have sex with others?"
Qian Yue: "..."
Why does something become so strange as soon as it comes out of the boss's mouth?
"According to what people say nowadays, putting a dragon and a phoenix together is equivalent to 'lalang match'," Peng Yu continued, "Also, the phoenix was originally an auspicious bird, and the one that can really stand shoulder to shoulder with the dragon is Suzaku is right, people forced to blow an ordinary bird to the altar, and betrothed it to the dragon, have you asked the dragon how it feels, and is it willing?"
Qian Yue: "..."
Judging by the dislike of those two dragons towards the Yu Clan, it is estimated that they are unwilling.
As the two walked and chatted, Miss Qianyue had a new understanding of the Dragon Clan, and felt that it was time for her to expand her knowledge in this area. After all, she was going to fall in love with a dragon, so she should respect each other's preferences anyway. .
Although Jiuyuan's dragon doesn't look very particular.
The two walked forward for a while, and finally found the two who were blowing the wind on a small hillside. They each took their own dragons, Jiuyuan took Qianyue to continue playing, and the remaining two were When he was resting on the ground, Peng Yu collapsed in a disfigured manner, lying sprawled on the grass, stretched out his hand to grab a piece of dogtail grass, and suddenly asked, "Do you think it's better here or our house?"
Li Yize sat down next to him, and looked at him with a strange expression: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"
"Curiosity," Peng Yu turned sideways, propped his head on his arm, "After all, you are also a demon, and this is the demon world."
"So?" Li Yize leaned down and got closer to him, his light-colored dragon eyes narrowed slightly, "Is it intentional? You know that our Yunlong is not close to other monsters or people, and you still have to ask this question." It's a question with an obvious answer—are you bored, or do you think I'm too idle?"
"Okay, okay," Peng Yu rubbed the dog's tail grass on the other's cheek, "I know that you dragons have your own territory, and you don't bother to be with other monsters—"
As he spoke, he didn't know what to think of, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "By the way, I would have forgotten it if you didn't mention it. You haven't invited me to sit in your Dragon Palace for so many years. What does your Dragon Palace look like?"
The corner of Li Yize's mouth twitched, and he snatched the dog's tail grass that was in the way: "I have taken you to Penglai many times, so it doesn't matter if you go to the Dragon Palace or not, besides, I haven't been back for a long time, and now it's Jiulong Palace. Abyssal territory."
"What?" Peng Yu was shocked, "Dragon Palace is still handed down along with the throne? Are you dragons so poor? What will happen if you build more Dragon Palaces? Where will the last Dragon King live after he abdicates?"
Li Yize looked at his overly genuine astonished expression, and couldn't tell whether he did it on purpose for a while, and said a little confused: "Is your human palace built a new one every time the emperor is replaced? Your house Isn't your house also left to you by your father?"
Peng Yu choked on him, and suddenly felt speechless, so he could only say dryly: "That's a pity."
Looking at his expression, Li Yize suddenly found it very interesting, propped his legs on his sides, pressed down a little more, and deliberately dragged out a long voice and said, "But if you really want to go...it's not impossible."
Peng Yu nodded again and again, and Li Yize said again: "Actually, the Dragon Palace is really meaningless. There are clouds in the sky. You have seen the Immortal Palace, too. It is almost like that, or a little more shoddy. If the Dragon King is more kind this time, it is possible There are naughty little dragons running in to play, but if the Dragon King is stricter, it will be basically empty, and you won’t even see a living thing.”
Peng Yu didn't know if he was listening, but his eyes were glued to the other person's face, but Li Yize became serious while talking: "In short, the office is more useful than living, and there is no dragon who likes to spend nothing in the Dragon Palace—Jiuyuan Probably an exception, he's a workaholic after all."
Li Yize wanted to say something else, but suddenly found that someone was silent, and met his eyes in surprise, only to find that this person's eyes were so hot that he didn't seem to be listening to business at all, so he couldn't help raising his brows slightly: "I knew I didn't I should answer your question seriously."
Peng Yu laughed softly, and reached out to hook his neckline: "I heard it all, but I still don't think Penglai and Dragon Palace can be compared together. Penglai is your hometown and the place where you were born. Dragon Palace...is it you? It will be the place where the Dragon King will live when he grows up."
Li Yize's eyes flickered slightly, and he didn't know what he heard from his words: "So curious about me? That's good, as long as Jiu Yuan agrees, I can take you to have a look. I think my things... He shouldn't It's going to be messy."
As he spoke, he lowered his shoulders, and gently brushed his breath past the ear of the other party: "You are really getting more and more promising. You openly 'molested' me, a big monster, in the demon's territory, isn't it a bit too swaying?"
"What are you afraid of?" Peng Yu was not ashamed or flustered at all, "The entire monster clan is my younger brother, so am I afraid that they will rebel? Or...you are not confident in yourself and feel that you can't control them?"
The meaning of danger in Li Yize's eyes was a little deeper, and he was going to use practice to prove to him whether he was confident or not - he grabbed the other's lips with great precision, and sent a little dragon saliva into it involuntarily.
Peng Yu: "..."
Once again, Peng managed to lift a rock to hit himself in the foot. He took a hard look at the blue sky and white sun, only to feel that the location they were in was too empty, and it was still on a small slope, which was quite eye-catching.
He had no choice but to swallow his saliva without embarrassment: "I found that you really failed at learning."
Li Yize hummed twice, accepting his "compliment" frankly, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "If you are close to vermilion, you will be red, if you are close to ink, you will be black."
Boss Peng didn't want to be hurt by his handsome face that could be used for food, so he quickly raised his arm to block it, but the opponent's attack was too fierce, and he couldn't use it on the tree. Slipped and fell down without any suspense.
Although according to his current strength of muscles and bones, falling from this height is absolutely fine, and at most it will scratch the skin a little bit, but Li Yize didn't have the heart to really let him embrace the earth intimately. Still before the brain reacted, he stretched out his arm and cut him off.
Peng Yu had expected that he would pick him up a long time ago, so he didn't panic at all, he hooked his neck around him, hung his whole body on him, and blew in his ear.
Li Yize shrunk his neck instinctively, and cast a glance at him inexplicably, as if he saw five big characters shining brightly on the other person's face - be cheap and be good.
He hurriedly put the thing on the ground, not wanting to be ashamed in broad daylight, so he patted the sleeves of his clothes and walked aside.
Peng Yu's eyes lingered on him, then looked up at the tree again, and shouted at the two peacocks: "Don't be so fierce, I sincerely invite you."
The two birds ignored him immediately, but Qianyue couldn't help it. She asked with a puzzled face, "Why do you want to hire a dance teacher? This isn't a compulsory course for kindergarten, is it?"
"You don't understand this," Peng Yu said, "it's certainly not for humans, but for some birds, 'dancing' is a courtship behavior, and the degree of color is innate, which cannot be changed , if this is not as good as others, then you can only work hard on your dancing posture."
After hearing this, Qian Yue was even more surprised: "But even so...you run a kindergarten, don't you think it's too early?"
Peng Yu said boldly: "Of course this kind of thing has to be started from the baby. Only when we teach it early enough can they win at the starting line, don't you think so?"
Qian Yue was speechless. He didn't think the idea was good, but felt that his boss was not in the right mind.
After Peng Yu explained the dance teacher's question to her, he extended a warm invitation to the peacocks for the third time: "I'm serious, our facilities are very good, you two don't have much to do in Qingqiu, How about earning some extra money, less classes and more money, why not do it?"
This time, there was finally a rustling sound from the tree, and the male peacock with its long tail jumped down first. The moment it landed, it transformed into a human form. He was a man more delicate than a girl, and his gestures were "elegant". He looked at Peng Yu with his hands behind his back, and said slowly, "It's not impossible, it's just that my husband and I have lived in Qingqiu for hundreds of years and have been away from the world for a long time. I'm afraid..."
"It doesn't matter," Peng Yu said hurriedly, "I don't have many people there, and I ask you to teach it to teach little demons. Well, most of the dance classes are for the Yuzu, so there is no need to be pressured."
The man thought about it for a while, and finally sighed softly: "Well, although we haven't taught students, it's not impossible to go and try. I was really moved by you in the auditorium that day-when are you going? Is it going to be winter in the world now?"
"Next year will be spring," Peng Yu said, "about three months later."
The man nodded, and a small peacock feather appeared on his wrist: "Normally, it's not necessary. We don't use mobile phones often, so you can use this to contact me."
Peng Yu stretched out his hand to pick it up, the man's gaze fell on his wrist, and the corners of his eyes, which were already very beautiful, unexpectedly took on a bit of a breath of fresh air: "It is indeed not an ordinary person to get a bird feather from Li Xiang." .”
Peng Yu accepted his "inspection" procedure frankly, and put down the sleeves that he rolled up when he climbed the tree just now, covering the dark feather lines on his wrists: "It's just a coincidence."
While the two were being courteous, Li Yize suddenly called Jiuyuan, and the two walked away without saying a word.When Qian Yue turned around and found that no one was there, he looked at Peng Yu in bewilderment: "What's wrong with them?"
Peng Yu put away the peacock feather, and whispered in her ear: "The Lin clan doesn't like the Yu clan, there are too many birds here, it probably makes them uncomfortable."
Qian Yue obviously didn't understand very well: "Why do you feel uncomfortable? Didn't you say 'dragon and phoenix bring prosperity'? Shouldn't the relationship between the two clans be very good?"
Peng Yu made a "shh" gesture to her, and the two bid farewell to the Peacock couple, and walked in the direction where the two dragons disappeared. After leaving the square area, he let go of his voice: "Jiuyuan didn't tell you, what?" "Longfeng Chengxiang" is all fake, the fight between dragon and phoenix is almost the same, and the emperor wears a dragon robe, and the queen adds a phoenix crown. In my opinion, it is not clear-headed at all. The phoenix is originally a pair. What do you mix with a dragon? ? The third party does not intervene, or with 'Feng', Feng belongs to the public, go to have sex with others?"
Qian Yue: "..."
Why does something become so strange as soon as it comes out of the boss's mouth?
"According to what people say nowadays, putting a dragon and a phoenix together is equivalent to 'lalang match'," Peng Yu continued, "Also, the phoenix was originally an auspicious bird, and the one that can really stand shoulder to shoulder with the dragon is Suzaku is right, people forced to blow an ordinary bird to the altar, and betrothed it to the dragon, have you asked the dragon how it feels, and is it willing?"
Qian Yue: "..."
Judging by the dislike of those two dragons towards the Yu Clan, it is estimated that they are unwilling.
As the two walked and chatted, Miss Qianyue had a new understanding of the Dragon Clan, and felt that it was time for her to expand her knowledge in this area. After all, she was going to fall in love with a dragon, so she should respect each other's preferences anyway. .
Although Jiuyuan's dragon doesn't look very particular.
The two walked forward for a while, and finally found the two who were blowing the wind on a small hillside. They each took their own dragons, Jiuyuan took Qianyue to continue playing, and the remaining two were When he was resting on the ground, Peng Yu collapsed in a disfigured manner, lying sprawled on the grass, stretched out his hand to grab a piece of dogtail grass, and suddenly asked, "Do you think it's better here or our house?"
Li Yize sat down next to him, and looked at him with a strange expression: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"
"Curiosity," Peng Yu turned sideways, propped his head on his arm, "After all, you are also a demon, and this is the demon world."
"So?" Li Yize leaned down and got closer to him, his light-colored dragon eyes narrowed slightly, "Is it intentional? You know that our Yunlong is not close to other monsters or people, and you still have to ask this question." It's a question with an obvious answer—are you bored, or do you think I'm too idle?"
"Okay, okay," Peng Yu rubbed the dog's tail grass on the other's cheek, "I know that you dragons have your own territory, and you don't bother to be with other monsters—"
As he spoke, he didn't know what to think of, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "By the way, I would have forgotten it if you didn't mention it. You haven't invited me to sit in your Dragon Palace for so many years. What does your Dragon Palace look like?"
The corner of Li Yize's mouth twitched, and he snatched the dog's tail grass that was in the way: "I have taken you to Penglai many times, so it doesn't matter if you go to the Dragon Palace or not, besides, I haven't been back for a long time, and now it's Jiulong Palace. Abyssal territory."
"What?" Peng Yu was shocked, "Dragon Palace is still handed down along with the throne? Are you dragons so poor? What will happen if you build more Dragon Palaces? Where will the last Dragon King live after he abdicates?"
Li Yize looked at his overly genuine astonished expression, and couldn't tell whether he did it on purpose for a while, and said a little confused: "Is your human palace built a new one every time the emperor is replaced? Your house Isn't your house also left to you by your father?"
Peng Yu choked on him, and suddenly felt speechless, so he could only say dryly: "That's a pity."
Looking at his expression, Li Yize suddenly found it very interesting, propped his legs on his sides, pressed down a little more, and deliberately dragged out a long voice and said, "But if you really want to go...it's not impossible."
Peng Yu nodded again and again, and Li Yize said again: "Actually, the Dragon Palace is really meaningless. There are clouds in the sky. You have seen the Immortal Palace, too. It is almost like that, or a little more shoddy. If the Dragon King is more kind this time, it is possible There are naughty little dragons running in to play, but if the Dragon King is stricter, it will be basically empty, and you won’t even see a living thing.”
Peng Yu didn't know if he was listening, but his eyes were glued to the other person's face, but Li Yize became serious while talking: "In short, the office is more useful than living, and there is no dragon who likes to spend nothing in the Dragon Palace—Jiuyuan Probably an exception, he's a workaholic after all."
Li Yize wanted to say something else, but suddenly found that someone was silent, and met his eyes in surprise, only to find that this person's eyes were so hot that he didn't seem to be listening to business at all, so he couldn't help raising his brows slightly: "I knew I didn't I should answer your question seriously."
Peng Yu laughed softly, and reached out to hook his neckline: "I heard it all, but I still don't think Penglai and Dragon Palace can be compared together. Penglai is your hometown and the place where you were born. Dragon Palace...is it you? It will be the place where the Dragon King will live when he grows up."
Li Yize's eyes flickered slightly, and he didn't know what he heard from his words: "So curious about me? That's good, as long as Jiu Yuan agrees, I can take you to have a look. I think my things... He shouldn't It's going to be messy."
As he spoke, he lowered his shoulders, and gently brushed his breath past the ear of the other party: "You are really getting more and more promising. You openly 'molested' me, a big monster, in the demon's territory, isn't it a bit too swaying?"
"What are you afraid of?" Peng Yu was not ashamed or flustered at all, "The entire monster clan is my younger brother, so am I afraid that they will rebel? Or...you are not confident in yourself and feel that you can't control them?"
The meaning of danger in Li Yize's eyes was a little deeper, and he was going to use practice to prove to him whether he was confident or not - he grabbed the other's lips with great precision, and sent a little dragon saliva into it involuntarily.
Peng Yu: "..."
Once again, Peng managed to lift a rock to hit himself in the foot. He took a hard look at the blue sky and white sun, only to feel that the location they were in was too empty, and it was still on a small slope, which was quite eye-catching.
He had no choice but to swallow his saliva without embarrassment: "I found that you really failed at learning."
Li Yize hummed twice, accepting his "compliment" frankly, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "If you are close to vermilion, you will be red, if you are close to ink, you will be black."
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