Yokai Edible Guide

Peng Yu was confused at first, but when he heard the word "speech", his head suddenly became dizzy, and he hesitated and replied "Yes".

It was none other than Zhu Li who called him—in fact, "Li" is not a name, this word means "king" in the Yu clan, and Zhu Li's name was given by Li Yize, called "Liming" The nickname was given by Peng Yu, which is "Red Bean".

It can be seen from this that Boss Peng has been with Douzi all his life.

If you want to talk about the relationship between Zhu Li and Peng Yu, it would be a long story for a child without a mother. Back then, Peng Yu was an idle young master, full of curiosity about everything. When Zhu Li broke his shell, he I took a look in the past, but I was caught by the "Yin Sui" phenomenon of the young bird, and I became his "bird father" for a period of time, until Zhu Li turned into a human form, and I reluctantly let him go.

But looking at the bird king's still extremely enthusiastic attitude towards Peng Yu, one can tell that he still regards someone as his half-father in his heart.

Peng Yu hung up the phone number of this "cheap son", stared upside down for a moment, then went to sleep with his brain empty, and fell asleep for less than two hours. He did not know what dream he had. made a phone call.

Li Yize looked at him strangely from the side, wondering why this person is crazy today, only to hear him say to the other end of the phone: "Recently we encountered a strange thing, and we have never caught the mastermind behind the scenes. Chances are, ask them at the end of your speech, after all, they are all demons, maybe someone knows something."

Zhu Li asked, "What kind of strange thing?"

"I can't explain a sentence or two," Peng Yu said, "I'll make you a PPT, and you can play it for them when the time comes."

Zhu Li agreed, and the two ended their short conversation. Peng Yu got up with a yawn, went to the bathroom to wipe his face, then opened the notebook he brought from home, and really started to tinker with the PPT.

Qianyue didn't seem to expect that the boss who was not doing business all day would still be able to make PPT. He leaned over to look a little curiously, only to see him holding his chin and thinking for a while, then chose a template that was so simple that it was almost non-existent, created a new page and started typing .

Peng Yu didn't know whether it was because he was not used to the computer or what. He typed extremely slowly and often made mistakes. Sometimes he didn't even know which key to press.Qianyue wanted to say, "Why don't you say I'll type for you", when he suddenly heard an impatient "tsk", switched an input method, and then started typing on the keyboard blindly.

Qian Yue was stunned, thinking that the input method is so magical that it can actually increase the typing speed. When he glanced at him, the screen became even more blurred, and he saw that the characters typed by this input method were not the simplified Chinese characters commonly used by people at all. It's very strange, as if it doesn't belong to the world at all.

Peng Yu seemed like a fish in water when he used this font, and quickly coded out more than a dozen pages of PPT, roughly estimated to be more than 2000 characters.He casually searched for a few pictures on the Internet, inserted them in, opened a software, and converted all the words into modern Chinese.

Then he stretched himself, and called Qian Yue over: "Come, come, help me see, where the conversion is wrong, please correct it, polish it, and make another layout."

After he finished speaking, he gave way, and took the piece of bread that Li Yize handed over with his mouth.

Qian Yue had no choice but to follow suit. After looking around, he found that the writing was okay and the logic was very clear, but there were a few harmless typos. She helped to correct them one by one, and then asked: "Boss, what kind of font did you use just now? I Why have you never seen it?"

"Heavenly characters," Peng Yu lazily leaned on the sofa, his eyes half-closed, and he didn't know whether he wanted to sleep or was just too lazy to open them. I finally got used to the old one, and I have to replace it with a new one after 200 years, and I have a bad memory when I get older, so it is more convenient to use the celestial characters."

Qian Yue didn't really want to analyze the amount of information contained in this passage, so he quickly turned his gaze back to the computer screen and continued to modify the PPT.

Li Yize himself had already finished his breakfast, but he saw that someone was still hungry, so he fed him a couple of mouthfuls. However, a few slices of bread were too difficult to fill his stomach. The more he ate, the hungrier Peng Yu became, so he simply took out his phone and ordered takeaway.

Don't doubt, the demon world also has takeaways.

Peng Yu originally only ordered his own, Li Yize and Qian Yue's portion, but when he looked up and saw several dragons staring at him eagerly, he had to multiply the portion by three.Half an hour later, the takeaway arrived downstairs on time. After answering the phone, Peng Yu lifted his chin to the "people" and said, "You don't have to work hard to pay, who will pick it up?"

Li Yize pretended to be deaf and dumb, and several dragons looked at me and I looked at you, but they didn't intend to move. Qian Yue copied the final PPT layout into a USB flash drive, and volunteered: "I'll go, I'll go!" .”

As a human who grew up in human society, Miss Qianyue is still very curious about the demon world, and she really wants to see what the takeaway boy looks like in the demon world. The tall ostrich stood there with a big bag in its beak, and the brim of the hat on its head turned back, with the words "Niaotuan Takeaway" written on it.

She took the things dumbfounded, and the ostrich brother flapped his wings: "Thank you for your patronage, remember to give a good review."

Qian Yue: "..."

The little ostrich fled away and disappeared in the blink of an eye. Qianyue was very out of shape and was about to turn around and go upstairs when a black shadow suddenly passed over her head. She subconsciously looked up and saw a big bird standing on the ground On the crossbar outside the window on the fourth floor, he tapped the glass with his bird's beak: "Sir, your courier has arrived, come and pick it up!"

The big bird was holding a package that was almost as big as her body, and she vaguely saw the words "Quick Bird Station" written on the package.

Qian Yue: "..."

The demon world is really scary, and the delivery delivery is more advanced than the human world.

Qianyue went up the stairs, and all the people and non-humans sat around to share the takeaway. Qianyue gnawed on the fried chicken a little bit unwillingly, and suddenly wanted to know what was going on inside those birds when they were delivering their "similar" takeaway. What do you think.

After a few people had eaten and drank enough, it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon. They each had their food for a while, and then rushed to the auditorium collectively.

This auditorium is adjacent to the square in the center of the city, and it can be regarded as a major landmark building in Qingqiu City. The auditorium has three floors and can accommodate nearly ten thousand people. It is usually opened when there are important meetings—of course, the "Demon Realm" Major meetings", most of which revolve around the topic of "entertainment and food".

Peng Yu received his ticket at the front desk, and when he saw the seat number, he wailed, "No way, it's the first row again?"

When he went in to look for a seat, he suddenly found that it was not only the first row, but also the seat facing the rostrum, where he could see Zhu Li eye to eye as soon as he raised his head.

Peng Yu showed a bewildered smile, thinking that this kid definitely did it on purpose.

Twenty minutes before the start of the conference, monsters from all walks of life entered the venue one after another. Peng Yu went up to copy the PPT first, and was caught by Zhu Li to talk about the past.

Li Yize was not very interested in this conference. He sat down next to Peng Yu and didn't move any more. He closed his eyes and rested his mind, thinking about how to deal with "Representative Long Da's speech" for a while.

As the oldest and most accomplished dragon of the Dragon Clan, he was invited to attend every Monster Clan meeting and let him speak on behalf of the Dragon Clan. Many people tried to invite him to come out again and lead the Monster Clan to prosperity.

However, as a senior lazy dragon who only wants to fall in love, Li Yize really lacks interest in this link. 300 years ago, he said that he was sick, 200 years ago, he said that his old injury had recurred, and he couldn’t get out of bed. I accidentally hit a tree and got a concussion. I have been absent for 100 years in a row. This time I really can't find an excuse.

He looked at Jiu Yuan who had just walked over with a bit of resentment, and the latter shrugged and spread his hands at him, and conveyed to him with his eyes, "You look at the editor and ask for blessings, I can't help you."

Li Yize tapped his temple with a headache, thinking that he was just a free-spirited "old broken dragon", and his sense of responsibility had long been left in the Pacific Ocean. sighed.

Zhu Li inexplicably felt a little cold on his body, raised his head and glanced blankly, but couldn't find the source of the "air-conditioning".

Sitting there in a daze, Li Yize suddenly felt that something was missing, so he turned his head and handed Qian Yue a pink photo of Grandpa Mao: "Go to the canteen at the door to buy some snacks, buy more."

Qian Yue was at a loss, thinking that they were obviously here for a meeting, so why did it look like they were watching a movie?As soon as I went out and saw the long queue in front of the canteen, I suddenly realized - it seems that the boss's evaluation of the Yaozu Conference was not a joke.

When she finally came back from shopping, the meeting had already started, she hurriedly returned to her seat with her waist bent, and distributed the snacks to the people next to her. Peng Yu put his hands together and leaned over to say: "Sleep when you are sleepy, Zhu Li can't finish talking for three hours."

Qian Yue: "..."

The lights in the entire auditorium were turned off, and only the rostrum was bright, which really created the atmosphere of a movie theater. Zhu Li held the microphone and coughed lightly to start the opening speech: "On this special day today, we welcome the No.18 Yaozu Conference, I, Zhu Li, have the honor to be the host of this conference, on behalf of the entire Yuzu, I would like to thank you for your support over the years, let’s start the first item of the conference..."

Bored, Qian Yue shared a bucket of popcorn with Jiu Yuan, and asked casually, "Boss, who was the host of the last conference?"

Peng Yu also grabbed a handful of popcorn from Li Yize, and replied without thinking, "It's him too."

"The last term?"

"It's still him," Peng Yu looked up, "It's always been him, he has presided over eighteen consecutive sessions, I once looked through his speech scripts in boredom, and found that none of the eighteen sessions was the same. "

Qian Yue: "..."

How much work ethic is this?

Zhu Li spoke impassionedly above, and all the monsters were drowsy underneath. With his excellent hearing, Li Yize heard that these monsters were watching movies, eating snacks, sleeping, and even a few "Bao Mama" "Gathering together to exchange experiences on raising a baby - but no one listened seriously to Zhu Li's speech.

However, Zhu Li's enthusiasm seemed to be unquenchable, and even if the sky fell, he had to finish his [-]-word speech.Peng Yu simply took off the converters on his ears, yawned lightly, and tilted his head back, ready to sleep.

Li Yize ate popcorn with ice cream, and gave him a strange look: "Are you tired? Why do you always have to sleep?"

"I don't know." Peng Yu opened his eyelids a little, and quickly closed them again, "Maybe I haven't been in the demon world for a long time, and I'm a little uncomfortable. I didn't sleep well when I got back to the cage in the morning, and I had a nightmare."

Li Yize: "What did you dream about?"

Peng Yu hesitated, and his eyebrows furrowed slightly: "I don't remember clearly, anyway, it's not a good thing, it should be related to this time."

As he spoke, his brows opened again, a look of narrowness flashed in his eyes, and he raised his chin at the other party: "It's not all because of you, you are still tossing people every day even though you are not in estrus."

Li Yize looked at him with a strange expression: "It's as if you don't enjoy it."

Peng Yu pursed his lips and pressed the corner of his mouth that was about to turn up, and said seriously: "I'll sleep for a while, call me when I'm almost here."

Li Yize agreed, finished licking the ice cream unhurriedly, bit the cone and ate it again, and when he went to touch the popcorn again, he felt something hard in the bucket and bowed his head. Look, it turned out that there were two little dragons nesting in it, and they had eaten a lot of them.

Li Yize's eyes suddenly became very dangerous, and the two little dragons ran away in a desperate manner, and hid in Jiuyuan's place in no time.

Zhu Li's speech was a long one, talking about everything until almost four o'clock in the afternoon, when the first session of the meeting was finally over, Li Yize quickly poked Peng Yu to wake him up, Peng Yu rubbed his eyes in a daze, and did not After fully waking up, Zhu Li invited him to the stage.

So Boss Peng turned on the magic trick in a daze, and he didn't know what he said, which made the monsters in the audience stunned for a while, and then changed the tone: "I have something to discuss with everyone—— I believe many people already know that we have recently built a monster kindergarten in Xianzhou, and we will be able to enroll in the spring of next year. We have the strongest teachers, the most professional teaching team, and provide the most suitable courses for all kinds of monsters..."

The more Qianyue listened to it, the more he felt that it was outrageous, and he couldn't help but ask Li Yize: "Is what the boss said true? Isn't that kindergarten...hasn't been built yet?"

Li Yize nodded seriously: "It's all true——I'm really bluffing you."

Qian Yue: "..."

Peng Yu enthusiastically promoted it for 10 minutes, and even posted a pre-prepared advertisement: "My contact information is printed on it. If you sign up within 30 days, you will get a [-]% discount on the first-year tuition fee and free accommodation. Package delivery."

Before he finished speaking, the cell phone thrown on the seat had already rang, and Li Yize snatched it off, and Peng Yu hurriedly said: "Don't worry, don't worry, you can contact me after the meeting is over, just send a text message, I saw I’ll get back to you in time in the future.”

Qian Yue was amazed by his boss's charisma, Peng Yu swung down from the rostrum and returned to his seat, showing off to Li Yize and saying, "How about it, am I good?"

Li Yize raised the corner of his mouth indifferently, leaned into his ear and whispered, "See my performance later."

Peng Yu was stunned for a moment, but didn't understand what he meant. At this moment, Zhu Li said: "The former Dragon King of the Dragon Clan——Chang Ze is here to give a speech."

Chang Ze's famous name Wuyao knows no demons don't know. This guy has been absent for 300 years and reappeared in the public eye. Naturally, he has received widespread attention. Before he appeared on the stage, there was thunderous applause at the scene, not at all inferior to when Peng Yu took the stage just now. momentum.

However, he didn't know what was going on, and when he was walking up the steps of the rostrum, he stumbled and was supported by Zhu Li so that he didn't fall down. Walking towards the speaking stage, picked up the microphone, and smiled apologetically at the audience: "I'm sorry, my legs and feet are not very flexible, I made everyone laugh."

His voice was a little lacklustre, and the light hit his face, which seemed to coat him with a sickly paleness. He looked around the entire venue and said softly: "Actually, call me here. Speaking, I really have nothing to say. The development of the Yaozu over the years is obvious to all. Whether it is the Scale, Yuzu or other races, we all have a common goal, which is to let the Yaozu continue to prosper. , Tens of thousands of years, long-lasting prosperity."

He seemed to be unable to speak in one breath for too long, so he paused before continuing: "Zhu Li also made it very clear just now, as one of the three major clans, our demon clan has occupied an important position since ancient times. Talking with your fists, whoever is tough is right. Now times have changed, and we have reached a consensus with humans and the fairy world. Only peace is the basis for promoting the common development of our three worlds. I hope that one day, the Yaozu Conference will no longer be a "demon". It is not a "clan" meeting, but a meeting of the Three Realms, where demons, humans, and immortals can sit together and plan a great cause, there will be no more barriers, no more grievances, and they can help each other instead of being suspicious of each other."

When he said this, the monsters in the audience began to whisper. Jiu Yuan stared at him dumbfounded for a while, and asked in a low voice: "Which one of you prepared the manuscript for him? When did he become so enlightened?"

Peng Yu spread his hands, indicating that he was empty-handed and did nothing.

Li Yize took a longer breath, his eyes paused briefly on Peng Yu, and then looked at the monsters again: "But I must emphasize one thing, 'peace' does not mean 'retreat', recently we accidentally discovered that An unpleasant incident happened, some lawbreakers are trying to create riots and sow discord between us and human beings, when the conference ends in a while, please don’t leave the venue, we will present this incident to everyone in detail.”

"I want to remind you here," he said, "we must keep our eyes open all the time, not to be used or deceived by others, especially to educate our children and tell them how to deal with similar things .Because quite a few of the victims of this incident were children, I believe that their murder has a lot to do with the lack of education of our Yaozu. Just imagine, if we educate them from an early age to have a sense of safety and make them more vigilant , is there a high probability that this incident can be avoided and unnecessary casualties reduced?"

Hearing this, Peng Yu finally understood what he meant by "look at my performance", and couldn't help pressing the center of his eyebrows hard, and looked at him dumbfounded.

Li Yize pretended not to see it, and continued to say solemnly: "So I hope everyone can learn from it. Every descendant is precious to us, and we can't bear the vigilance that we lose again and again. As for the future I believe everyone already knows what to do, so I won’t say more.”

After he finished speaking, he bowed to the audience: "I'm sorry for being absent from the conference three times in a row. I also know that there are many Dragon or non-Dragon people who are expecting me to come out again, but let me say sorry, my current physical condition everyone I have also seen that it is really difficult for me to continue to be the Dragon King, and my cultivation is not considered the highest in the Dragon Realm, the current three Dragon Kings have surpassed me, so—"

He smiled softly: "So I won't come out to shame people, I hope everyone's attention can also be diverted from me. The three dragon kings have done so much for the demon clan, and it is obvious to all. A legend of one person It’s not enough to praise, the prosperity of the entire ethnic group is the goal we pursue.”

"That's all I've said," he looked at the monster present with an extremely soft gaze, "Although I can't be the Dragon King anymore, I can still do other things, for example..."

In the middle of what he said, he deliberately stopped abruptly, and coughed: "I am waiting for you in Xianzhou, this human city that is most suitable for demons to live in, and I look forward to your arrival."