Yokai Edible Guide

"Hearing aids?" Li Yize narrowed his eyes, "Just hearing aids?"

Peng Yu faltered and refused to tell the truth. Seeing him like this, Li Yize had no choice but to take the initiative: "Be honest, are you going for surgery?"

Boss Peng, who is usually eloquent, was actually dumb at this time, his eyes wandered around the windshield, and finally stopped at the air conditioner vent.The jar in Li Yize's arms suddenly moved, and the lid was pushed open a crack. The little demon seemed to want to poke his head out, but was slapped back by a certain dragon who was furious: "I've only been out for half a month, and you just promised me what you promised me!" If you forget all about it, then I have to go out for half a year, and you still have to expose the sky!"

"Look at what you said," Peng Yu tried to smooth things over, "I don't..."

Li Yize interrupted him involuntarily: "Is it so unbearable to be deaf in one ear? I have been here in 2000, and today I suddenly can't bear it?"

Peng Yu suddenly fell silent, and his expression faded a little bit: "Also... no, but sometimes delays are real, for example, now, I want to drive, and you are sitting in the passenger seat, if you open the window, Then I can hardly hear you. If we are talking about something important... well, for example, if you say you want to talk to me tonight 'ummmahahah', I can't hear you so I can only reply you 'ummmahahahah ', then you will definitely feel that I am perfunctory for you, and you will be upset, right?"

Halfway through his speech, he went in a direction that was out of shape. Li Yize frowned: "Is this the reason?"

Peng Yu immediately rushed to say: "Ah, of course, the main reason is that you, a dragon, always bully me. You often deliberately whisper in my ear, and you don't tell me what you said, so I am obsessive-compulsive." I can't bear it anymore, I must cure your problem, and I can't give you a chance."

Li Yize couldn't bear it anymore, and almost crushed the jar he was holding. When he thought of what he had whispered to him before, his ears turned red unconsciously, and he turned Peng Yu's head almost angrily: "Where is the knife edge? Show me .”

"Hey, take it easy, it's worth 10 yuan." Peng Yu hurriedly rescued his head from the opponent's claws, "Don't look, it's good morning, the surname Zhou promises me that the appearance will never be seen." Something is out of the ordinary, after all, I am so handsome, how can I lose my appearance..."

"The surname is Zhou," Li Yize grasped the point instantly, and Long Mu narrowed his eyes dangerously, "He is not happy with multiple positions in the Department of Orthopedics, Neurology, Otorhinolaryngology, Anorectal, and he is going to be a plastic surgeon again, right? Okay , I remember him."

Peng Yu: "..."

Boss Peng first mourned Dr. Zhou Huai for three seconds. He didn't feel that he was the culprit who betrayed him at all, and he didn't intend to reflect on himself at all. He stepped on the accelerator again and drove the car out of the fake market.

Peng Yu's ear was injured in the shocking war 2000 years ago, and the hearing in his right ear was almost zero. Although he has a strong self-healing ability, his ear has not recovered.The surgical implant is essentially an electrode, and the ornament-like thing is a tiny converter that only starts working when it's fastened to the ear and close enough to the electrode.However, because he had just implanted it, he was not used to it yet, so he didn't want to take it out and wear it when it was not necessary.

Of course, since a certain dragon is back, it's not an "unnecessary" situation.

Peng Yu glanced at him from the corner of his eye, trying to change the subject: "By the way, didn't you say you brought me a gift, where are the gifts?"

Li Yize raised his chin in the back seat unhappily, and Peng Yu guessed what was in the bulging backpack from the rearview mirror, and immediately put on a heartbroken expression: "Another egg? I said you Why are dragons so capable of giving birth? You still dig pits and don’t care to bury them, and run away when they are born, leaving them to fend for themselves—no wonder the hatching rate of your dragons is so low.”

"That's why I picked it up for you to raise." Li Yize said confidently, "You said it yourself back then, and you can afford to raise our entire dragon clan. I haven't moved the entire dragon clan here yet, only a few eggs."

"...well," Peng Yu lifted a rock and smashed himself in the foot, and it was 2000 years after he hit it. He lost his temper at all. He held the steering wheel with one hand and started counting with the other hand, "You know what they are doing now? How do you call me? 'Dragon Breeding Tycoon', 'Dragon Breeding Specialist', 'Dragon Nanny', and most irritatingly, 'Gold Medal Dragon Nanny'."

The corner of Li Yize's mouth curled up: "Isn't it good? Others want it, but they don't have it yet."

Peng Yu snorted through his nose: "I thank you—so how long did it take for the eggs you picked up this time to hatch?"

"One is only this month, one is within three years, and the latest one is about a hundred years away."

"You've been picking it up for a hundred years," Peng Yu couldn't help complaining, "What's the matter, let's have a prenatal education... no, egg education? I'll teach it the 26 English letters first, so that when it grows up, it will be abducted in a foreign country." The winged ocean dragon is back?"

Li Yize raised his eyebrows, and was about to continue to say something, when Peng Yu had already braked the car at the door of the inn: "It's here, get out of the car."

The two got out of the car back and forth, Li Yize was holding the egg, and Peng Yu was holding the jar. As soon as they entered the inn, they heard a familiar "welcome".

If this parrot is so eye-catching, anyone would want to stretch out their paws, even the dragon is no exception.However, Miss Huadou is probably annoyed by being touched. Whenever she sees someone approaching, she will use her swearing tricks at the top of her voice. Unexpectedly, this one who came today is not easy to mess with. It feels an invisible dragon before it opens its mouth. Wei, instantly turned into a "counseling bird" on the spot, and hurriedly changed his words: "Go to you... Good luck! Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

Li Yize touched it several times, but the parrot didn't even dare to move. At this time, Qian Yue also heard the movement and came out to greet him, and asked in surprise, "Hey, there are guests here? Excuse me, do you want to stay at the hotel?"

"He doesn't live in the hotel," Peng Yu winked at her, "He lives in my house."

However, the upright Qianyue girl obviously didn't understand: "Boss, there are guest rooms upstairs."

Peng Yu was silent for two seconds, then stretched out his hand to cover his forehead: "He is not a guest, he is the 'lady boss'."

Qian Yue: "..."

Li Yize's face remained unchanged, and he didn't raise any objection to this title. Anyway, he felt that "Madam Boss" and "Dragon Nanny" were just each other, and no one gave way.He took the three dragon eggs out of the bag one by one, each one was as big as a football, and the shell was hard, the color was different, and there were very abstract patterns on it.

"Huh?" Peng Yu's eyes fell on one of the eggs, "There is still a gray one? Doesn't Jiuyuan have a godson?"

Qian Yue, who had been miserably neglected, looked at this and then that, swallowed a mouthful of saliva in fear, and pointed out cautiously: "The proprietress... gave birth to... an egg?"