Yokai Edible Guide

"What?" Peng Yu pretended to be deaf again, "I'm not wearing a hearing aid, come over to the left and say it again."

Li Yize fell silent, pushed him up to the second floor of the attic, and said uninterestedly: "It's okay, I'll prepare more wine tomorrow, if you don't get drunk, you won't go home."

"That's no problem," Peng Yu blinked at him, "You can drink whatever you want tomorrow. I specially bought good wine from the winery, which cannot be bought in the market."

"Oh," Li Yize said very coldly, "It's getting late, go to bed."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the bedroom. Peng Yu looked at his disappointed back, but the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, as if he was holding back some "big trick" and was going to surprise him.

Peng Yu took off the glove on his left hand and threw it on the armrest of the sofa. He let the scar on his palm come out to breathe. Then he picked up a small white porcelain bottle from the coffee table, unplugged it, poured a little transparent liquid medicine into the palm of his hand, and rubbed it gently. Then, he said to himself: "It's said to be a fairy medicine, why doesn't it work at all...Is it fake or shoddy?"

While he was using it, he was still saying that he was not good, and he was taking out his mobile phone to send a text message to the "Tianting Anti-Counterfeiting Office", saying that your elixir medicine is not reliable, when he suddenly felt something move in his pocket, he looked down and found It was the pika that came out tremblingly, and raised a paw towards him: "I... can I apply and not attend the wedding?"

"Why?" Peng Yu was puzzled, "Isn't it all agreed, didn't the Yaozu Code teach you to be honest and trustworthy?"

Mr. Peng speaks without shame, and does not feel that he is the one who is least qualified to talk about "honesty and trustworthiness".The pika continued to tremble, unable to speak: "You...you didn't tell me that there are so many... Duozang foxes."

Peng Yu still didn't understand: "What happened to the Tibetan fox? How could they not attend the wedding of the Tibetan fox tribe?"

The pika was about to cry: "The Tibetan fox is our natural enemy!"

Peng Yu: "..."

Boss Peng stared at it silently for a while, expressed deep sympathy, and patted his head to express comfort: "It's okay, just hide in my pocket and not come out, they dare not eat you."

The pika huddled in aggrieved form, stretched out its little paws to wipe away tears, and went to the corner of the sofa to grieve to itself. Peng Yu covered it with a cushion, temporarily made a "nest" for it, and Go to the bathroom and wash off the fairy medicine on your hands—although the fairy medicine has no smell at all, but the dragon has a keen sense of smell, and Li Yize doesn't like the smell very much. Peng Yu hit the soap three times and took a bath by the way. It was all fragrant, so I walked slowly to the bedroom.

As he walked, he wiped off the water on his body, fished out his pajamas and put them on very casually, unbuttoned, humming a little tune that he didn't know where he heard, completely out of tune.

The lights in the bedroom were not turned on. Anyway, Long Ye's vision ability was first-class, so it didn't matter if the lights were turned on or not.Moonlight sneaked in from the balcony window, Peng Yu took advantage of this light to touch the bed, and lightly patted someone's legs exposed outside the quilt: "You won't be really angry, will you?"

"Huh?" Li Yize opened his eyes suspiciously, a pair of dragon eyes reflected a tiny light in the darkness, "What?"

Peng Yu wondered why he owed him so much, knowing that the other party would not take such a small matter to heart, he still took the initiative to tease him.He wished he could spit out what he just said and then grab it back, but he didn't grab it back, but accidentally bit his own tongue.

"I was thinking," Li Yize forgot about it in a blink of an eye, and put his arms behind his head, "More than 1000 people and demons, what kind of chaotic scene is that? Does Yu Fan have some brain problems?"

"Well," Peng Yu covered his cheeks and said with his tongue out, "I don't know about this, but I know that this wedding is expensive, so the hotel told me so that I could have a chance to find more people like this A local tyrant with a lot of stupid money can earn half a month's turnover from a wedding."

Li Yize heard that his voice was a bit strange, and raised his head to look at him: "What's wrong with you? Biting your tongue?"

Peng Yu seemed to feel ashamed of himself, so he hesitated, neither saying yes nor no.

He was about to climb over the opponent to his side, but Li Yize suddenly sat up, and Peng Yu retreated unprepared instinctively. As a result, the tongue hanging between his teeth suffered for no reason and was bitten into a bigger hole.

Peng Yu almost burst into tears from the pain, gasping for air hissingly: "What are you doing? You scared me."

Li Yize didn't speak, but got closer and closer, reached out and gently clasped the back of his neck, covered his upper lip without any explanation, and stuck his tongue into the opponent's territory.

Peng Yu paused for a moment, hesitated, and opened the door to let someone come in. He only felt that the other person brushed the wound on his tongue lightly, and the pain disappeared immediately, and a strange sweet smell rose.

Li Yize backed away immediately, and the amber dragon's eyes became extraordinarily vivid, almost radiant. He licked his lips intentionally or unintentionally: "Heal it."

Peng Yu's eyebrows moved slightly, and the corners of his eyes also hooked up. He leaned on the opponent's chest and made a "push" movement, and his voice became a little special: "Do you know... what kind of medicine can dragon's saliva be? make?"

"Of course," Li Yize picked up the poorly dressed pajamas with his fingertips, and whispered, "Did you forget that sentence?"

"what?"

"Dragon nature is obscene."

The two of them fell on the bed completely, someone let out a low laugh, and the bedroom door closed itself with a "snap".The two little dragons who were peeking at the door were instantly trembling with fright, like children who were peeking at adults doing bad things, and hurried away.

It's a long night, but as long as someone is with you, you won't feel bored, not to mention you can do all kinds of "interesting" things.When the two woke up, it was dawn. After the alarm clock rang for the fifth time, Peng Yu finally woke up completely from his sleep. He turned over, put on his crumpled pajamas, and shouted at the one who was still sleeping: " Get up quickly! I'm sorry I'm going to be late!"

Li Yize lazily opened his eyelids, looked at someone for a while, and then closed them again.Seeing that he was still, Peng Yu rushed out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, and yelled at him indistinctly.

Li Yize basically didn't hear what he said, but he accurately captured the word "wine". Out of neat clothes, the whole process does not take more than five seconds: "Okay."

Peng Yu was silent for a while, then silently gave him a middle finger, and went back to the bathroom to spit out toothpaste foam.

It was past ten o'clock when the two of them showed up at the wedding scene, and they were still late. Fortunately, the organizer was very reliable, everything was arranged in an orderly manner, and the guests were still arriving one after another.

The wedding venue was arranged at the "Penglai Hotel". Just by looking at the name, one could tell that the major shareholder behind him was also surnamed "Peng".It is only one street away from the previous Baiwei Hotel, that one is on Eighth Street, and this one is on Seventh Street.

The entire hotel has been booked out by Yu Fan, even the entire street is covered with a red carpet, and more than a dozen pairs of little flower girls are happily throwing petals on the red carpet.In the hotel, there really is a spiral staircase requested by Yu Fan, which slowly turns down from the second floor, and the red carpet extends from here to the outside of the hotel.

The guests present also responded to Yu Fan's request. Half of them wore suits and gathered on the west side of the long street, and half of them wore red Tang suits on the east side of the street.The decoration of the entire hotel has also undergone a transition from the West to the East. It is clear that the two styles are completely incompatible, but they are skillfully combined during the transition. There is me in you, and you in me.

Before the wedding banquet officially started, Peng Yu first dragged Li Yize up to the second floor. There was a small open-air platform where one could see the wedding venue at a glance. It was considered the "best auditorium".

Li Yize held a glass of wine that came from nowhere, and looked down while drinking: "So we don't need to change our clothes? They have all changed. It doesn't seem appropriate for us to do this."

Peng Yu didn't know what he was planning, so he deliberately avoided answering: "Drink less, the wedding will probably last until night, so don't get drunk again."

As he said, he picked up two little dragons, took two red ribbons and tied them around a few times, and tied a bow near the tail. into a ball.

Peng Yu tried to attack Soybean again, but this round thing was too difficult to handle, so he had to give up, glanced around, and finally stretched out his claws at the parrot standing on the railing.

The guests who were invited to the banquet gradually arrived. Anyway, there were too many people to register, there were no people, and there was no one who was missing.At around eleven o'clock, the crowd downstairs burst into cheers suddenly, and the music started. In the voice of the master of ceremonies, an elder of the fox family held Hu Bai's hand and walked down the stairs in the hotel. The fox cypress wedding dress dragged the floor, and two little foxes with their tails exposed threw flowers along the way behind her.

Yu Fan was waiting patiently in the open space outside the hotel, where a ceremony pavilion filled with flowers was set up, with white gauze hanging down from both sides.Hu Bai walked out of the hotel, walked towards him slowly along the red carpet, and gradually came into the sight of the two upstairs.

Li Yize was watching intently, the wine in the glass was empty at some point, suddenly a hand gently took away the empty wine glass, and handed over something soft.

Li Yize turned his head and found that it was a red dress. He couldn't help but ask strangely: "Is it changing now? It's already..."

He stopped abruptly in the middle of the conversation, because he shook off the clothes and found that it was not an ordinary Tang suit, but a wedding dress with dragons embroidered with gold thread.

His pupils contracted slightly, and he opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak. When he looked up, he saw a similar one in Peng Yu's hand. Are you happy? How about it, my idea is not bad, right?"